302 Not as knowledgeable as women
Ling Yun continued to seduce, "Then tell Aunt Danhong who said it. As long as Aunt Danhong believes what you say, I will start teaching you the Gu technique tomorrow.
Xiao Longer's big black and white eyes lit up for a moment, but he quickly lowered his head and refused to be a coward...
Little Jiao'er couldn't bear to see the two adults, Ling Yun and Dan Hong, seducing the little man, and couldn't bear to see Xiao Long'er being embarrassed. Erbao stuck his head out and said, "It's Ba Gen and his followers, the son of Gu Da."
Danhong raised her charming eyes and asked Xiao Longer, "Is it true?"
Xiao Jiao'er had already said it. If Xiao Long'er denied it, it would be a lie, so he had no choice but to nod and admit.
"Gu Da..." Dan Hong read the name and snorted. It's the fault of the father for not teaching. He grabbed the brush at Ling Yun's hand, dipped it in ink, and wrote a few words with his teeth and claws.
Ling Yun looked at the words that looked like dogs crawling out of the white paper, and glanced at Dan Hong. She was so beautiful, and she fought well, but this word... was really ugly.
Dan Hong dropped her pen and rolled her eyes at him, "It is virtue for a woman to have no talent."
Ling Yun choked and coughed, and quickly turned away. ""
This woman likes gambling, drinking, and fighting, and she dares to claim to be virtuous...
Danhong looked at Ling Yun's flushed face and felt that it was much more pleasing to the eye than the usually pretentious pretty face. She dried the ink, raised the curtain, called for her confidants, and handed him the page, "Go and get it as quickly as possible." Leave this to Chu Ba, let Chu Ba give that guy called Gu Da a good beating, and let him learn how to teach his son, so that his son won't have a bad mouth and dare to say that today's little prince is a bastard... Humph, it's really disgusting Long life..."
According to her speculation, Chu Ba and the others will leave the Snow Wolf Clan tomorrow, so they must do it before they leave. Put this letter into his hands, otherwise you won't be able to clean up the bone.
Xiao Longer said: "Uncle Chuba won't fight women who don't know martial arts."
Dan Hong's hand froze, Gu Da was a woman, but she didn't know martial arts?
He turned around and glanced at Xiao Longer quickly. "The one named Bagan, what's his father's name?"
Xiao Longer said: "It's Uncle Black Eagle, but Uncle Black Eagle is not with Gu Da."
"Why?" Dan Hong was startled.
"Uncle Black Eagle doesn't like bone beating, he likes my mother..."
"Black Hawk likes the new and hates the old?" Dan Hong rubbed his forehead. What kind of mess is this? Girl Shiyi has too many rotten peach blossoms...
"They secretly said that Gu Da took advantage of Uncle Black Eagle's drunkenness and climbed into Uncle Black Eagle's bed..." Xiao Longer scratched his head, "What is bed climbing?"
Danhong's face is red and white. I don't know how to deal with the word "climbing on the bed" with this little kid who is less than three years old.
When Ling Yun saw Dan Hong being embarrassed, he chuckled and smoothed the braid on Xiao Long'er's head. "Have you ever asked your mother?"
Xiao Longer said: "My mother said she slept on a bed she shouldn't have slept on. But what do you mean by sleeping on a bed you shouldn't?"
Ling Yun suppressed laughter and said seriously: "Didn't your mother explain it to you?"
Xiao Long'er's little face wrinkled up and he said depressedly: "My mother said that if I struggle with this problem again, she will throw me into the pig pen of Grandpa Awu's house and sleep with the pigs. I don't want to sleep with the pigs, so I don't dare Ask again."
Dan Hong gritted her teeth and said, "If you continue to dwell on this issue, I will throw you to sleep with Grandpa Awu's pigs."
Xiao Longer immediately stopped talking and shrank from Master Wei Hou. He would rather sleep with him than sleep in the pig pen.
Danhong turned back with satisfaction and ordered again, "Take this to Yue Yue, and ask Yue Yue to bring a bunch of women's soldiers to hunt for bones and beat her, and drown her with saliva. If their saliva can't drown the eighth woman, wait. When they arrive in Yanjing, they are waiting to eat my saliva."
The confidant took the letter and went quickly.
He lowered the curtains, turned around, and saw a large and small child stunned. After clearing the noise, he lazily leaned back on the pillow behind him and played with the golden tassels on the pillow, looking like a virtuous and harmless person.
Ling Yun sighed. He used to only think that the girl in Qingyi was already the best in the world, but unexpectedly, this girl was even better than her...
Try asking: "Are all the women who came out of the Snake Kingdom Dead Soldiers Camp like this?"
Dan Hong touched her face, "Are you talking about the appearance? All the women who came out of the Gate of Life and Death are beauties. Does Doctor Ling want Dan Hong to find a wife's house for you? Eleven girls brought them out from the woods. I heard that all of those guys are pretty good. When you get to Beijing, you can pick one of them. You can't touch them in February. They will beat people on the eighth day of the lunar month."
Ling Yun: "..."
Xiao Longer climbed onto Dan Hong's knees and said, "Auntie, don't be angry, we are not as knowledgeable as women."
Dan Hong: "..." She is also a woman...
Suddenly, there was wind outside the window, and a fallen leaf touched the curtain that had been brushed aside. Dan Hong picked up the fallen leaf with a slight mud mark and said softly to Xiao Longer: "Will the tea be made?"
Xiao Longer said: "Yes."
Danhong picked up the teacup next to her and asked, "Can you help my aunt make a cup of tea?"
Xiao Long'er responded: "Okay." He slid off Dan Hong's lap obediently, took Dan Hong's cup of tea, went to the table to ask for tea from Ling Yun, carefully boiled the water and simmered the tea.
Ling Yun saw the curtain move, and Dan Hong's figure had disappeared. He looked at the curtain that was drooping again, and handed his tea cup to Xiao Long'er, "Can you make me a cup too?"
Xiao Longer responded again, "Okay."
When Ling Yun looked up again, she saw that Dan Hong was still lazily leaning on the pillow, but the blood on the tip of the sword in her hand was still wet. She slowly took out a white silk handkerchief from her sleeve and wiped off the sword. Apply the blood, put away the sword, and throw the bloody handkerchief out of the car.
As soon as these were done, Xiao Longer turned around with the newly brewed tea, "Auntie, your tea."
Danhong happily took the celadon cup, handed the dead leaf to Xiao Longer, took a slow sip, touched Xiao Longer's head, and praised, "It smells so good." It was as if nothing had happened. However, she had been half-lying there waiting for tea.
Ling Yun subconsciously touched the back of his neck. He was thankful that Dan Hong never made a move on him when he was pretending to be Xiao Hua. Otherwise, he would not know if this big head would still be on his neck.
Xiao Longer looked at the dead leaf in his hand and suddenly asked: "Although this leaf has been stepped on, why is it that Auntie is sure it was not stepped on by the guards in front?"
Ling Yun looked at Xiao Long'er in surprise.
The red leaves turn over, and fresh juice oozes from the green petioles.
Xiao Longer suddenly realized: "I understand."
Danhong was also a little surprised, "What did you understand?"
Xiao Long'er said: "The fallen leaves that fell on the ground earlier had dead stems, but the stems of this leaf are fresh. It can be seen that this leaf was dropped from the tree, rather than flying up from the ground. Auntie, Am i right?"
Ling Yun felt even more incredible.
Danhong's eyes became even more astonished, and she smiled and said, "Of course it's right."
