"It hurts so much..." Eric, who was rubbing his flank, said angrily, "You must be too hard."
"Hmph, it's good that I didn't shoot you with a gun. How dare you have any objections?"
After shopping, the three of them sat in a restaurant to dine. Not only did they buy eye masks, but they also bought a dark gothic lolita dress in a clothing store. Eric knew Kurumi's hobbies quite well.
"Oh, I don't have to study, I don't have to work, and I travel every day. This kind of life is really great." Eric divided a piece of steak with a knife and fork, and suddenly expressed his feelings. In his previous life, he never thought that he could be like this. Live leisurely.
Chitong made a blunt suggestion: "If you want to learn, Chiron and Leonardo Da Vinci must have a lot of knowledge to teach you."
"..." Eric suddenly remembered the hell lesson he had experienced on the empty island before, and his straight waist bent down again, "No, no need."
At this time, Kurumi silently reached into the gift bag he had just received, and carefully touched the plain white single-eye eyepatch, feeling the touch of the material of the eyepatch.
"You really like eye patches..."
"Click!" Kuang San quickly took out a simple flintlock pistol and pointed it at Eric.
Eric also raised his hands in surrender extremely quickly, holding a knife and fork in each hand, with a piece of steak soaked in black pepper sauce stuck on the fork.
"Huh~" Kuang San breathed out, "Please don't worry about the blindfold in the future."
"Can……"
"Please don't mind."
"I see!"
Only then did Kuang San put away his pistol.
Eric then lowered his hands and bit into the steak on his fork.
"Ah, the juice got on his beard!" Eric, who never had a long beard, accidentally touched his beard on the sauce.
During this period, Chitong had finished five large plates of steak, and her bulging cheeks swayed as her teeth chewed, like a fat hamster.
"Although the steaks here are also delicious, they are not as delicious as those in the food city." Chitong still had room to speak in his mouth.
But Chitong didn't say that eating with Eric was more enjoyable than enjoying delicious food with Porchi.
Little Miss Bolqi cried and fainted in the toilet.
"That's right, the food in the Food City is world-renowned."
Although Eric said this, he couldn't tell which food was more delicious. The only thing he could distinguish was delicious and super terrible.
Kurumi's appetite was small, so he put down his knife and fork long ago. He put his arms on the table, crossed his hands and put them on his chin. If he wore reflective glasses, he would look like Commander Ikari.
Seeing Kuang San's eyes staring at him, Eric felt a little scared in his heart, 'Should there be any more punishment measures? '
Unexpectedly, Kuang San lightly opened his cherry blossom-colored lips and said, "I actually don't care."
"Huh?" Eric was a little confused.
"The problem with wings..."
"ah?"
Seeing Eric's stupid look, Kuang San sighed, "However, I have a vague feeling that I may have met a guy with ten boats before, and kissed each of them. After the kiss, I even And he took off their clothes at the speed of light.”
Eric's figure was reflected in Kuang San's red eyes, "Compared to that guy, you are much cuter. You are even embarrassed to hold hands. You are far behind that guy. Oh~ I have met that guy. Asshole, I’m a lot more tolerant of myself.”
'What on earth is Kuang San saying that I am not scumbag enough and have too few boats? Or are you criticizing me for being too shy and introverted for not taking the initiative with her? '
Eric thought carefully, 'But she is talking about Wuhe Dao. Not only has she kissed, but she has also seen the naked bodies of so many beauties. It's really enviable...'
"I always feel like you are not thinking about good things." Kuang San narrowed his eyes, "However, the only request I have is that Esdeath is not allowed to ride on my head."
Eric suddenly began to ask daring questions: "Then... how many wings of an angel can I be?"
"Click"
In the originally noisy restaurant, a crisp sound of broken glass suddenly sounded in the air.
"Click" Kuang San put the gun against Eric's head, and the vein under the corner of his right eye popped out with a '#' sign, "What kind of angel do you want to be?"
The nearby dining customers quietly turned their gazes over and began to discuss in low voices.
"Shura field?"
"Cheating? Cheating?"
"Shoot and kill this old scumbag!"
"For such an old guy, can he still use his gun?"
'Who said the last thing? If you have the guts, stand up for me! Eric's anger was rising.
It's really not too big a deal to watch the excitement. The original inhabitants of this world are probably used to the negative consequences brought about by the increase in the number of pirates, and they are no longer surprised by the various vulgar behaviors of pirates. Pirates will attack if they disagree with each other. All.
Kuang San's gun was pulled out and pressed against Eric's head, but the surrounding customers were still eating and discussing in low voices, not afraid at all, and looking forward to how the following story would develop.
Especially the guy who whispered "shoot" made Eric very angry and decided to punish him later, but the most important thing now was to appease Kuang San.
"Um...I, I don't know either?" Eric stuttered and asked.
"Alas~" Unexpectedly, Kuang San let out a long breath and put away his pistol, "Anyway, I have planned to accompany you all over the world. But that woman Esdeath is not easy to deal with. For someone as arrogant as her, she may not be able to Allow someone to be like her."
"Indeed." Eric nodded in agreement. I'm afraid this is the reason why Kuang San has always been tit for tat with Esdeath.
One wants to accompany her for the rest of her life, while the other wants to occupy her alone. The two are incompatible.
But fortunately, Eric's strength has improved a lot now compared to before. Although Esdeath's strength is still the best among the entire team, it is not that easy to defeat Eric and take him away by force. Not to mention that there is now a Scathach whose strength is not much different.
Moreover, Esdeath was different from the one who only acted according to her own desires before. Moreover, she had never forcibly kidnapped Eric before, and she would never do so in the future. She was quite confident in her own charm.
Chitong, who was finally full, suddenly said: "Aren't our entire group Eric's wings? Help him fly higher and faster?"
Chitong's words stunned Eric and Kuangsan, shattering the entire strange atmosphere.
Kuang San picked up a napkin and wiped Chitong, who accidentally got a drop of soup on his face, "Chitong, shall we join forces? Defeat that big devil together."
Chi Tong looked at Kuang San, who had the same red eyes as hers, and nodded solemnly: "Yes!"
"Big Demon King? Do you mean me?" A cold voice suddenly came from behind.
Unexpectedly, at this time, Esdeath suddenly appeared behind Kurumi with Perona and Porchi, who were forcibly kidnapped by her, followed by Scathach and Chiron.
"Ara, Cao Cao Cao Cao is here. But can you please don't talk to me suddenly? You're going to scare me."
Esdeath tilted her head: "Who is Cao Cao?"
"..." Kuang San: "It's just a proverb from our hometown."
The two girls who had been playing for a long time came to the table and collapsed on the table from exhaustion.
There are still tear stains left by tears at the corners of his eyes.
Eric asked curiously: "What did you play? Are you so tired? Why are you still crying?"
Chiron answered helpfully: "Roller coasters, pirate ships, haunted houses and other scary rides."
Scathach added: "In the name of being brave."
"Are they old enough to play such a dangerous amusement park?"
"Esdeath stepped on one staff member's head, put the tip of the sword into another staff member's mouth, and threatened to cut it off if he was not allowed to play..."
"Okay, okay, I understand." Eric covered his head, his head hurting.
"Afterwards, a staff member led us around while crying, and we didn't even have to queue."
"Of course, I gave him the ticket money and gave him a lot of tips."