Lin Yue laughed when he heard this: "If you act like a dog too much, be careful of being hit by an iron fist."
Dong Jiang was furious, unbuttoned the top button of his shirt, walked up to Lin Yue, and grabbed his collar.
"What are you doing? What are you doing here?" The boys' dormitory life teacher Li Daokui yelled from the corridor.
The students at the door stepped back one after another to make way for a passage.
I saw the life teacher who always spoke harshly walked in from the outside holding a bedroll.
"Jiang Tianhao, Dong Jiangxin, Zhang Yonghui, what are you doing?"
"No...nothing." Dong Jiangxin let go of Lin Yue's collar before he entered the dormitory.
Li Daokui stared at him for a while, then looked at Sun Chuanchu who was huddled at the end of the bed. He walked to the empty bed, put the bedding on it, and tidied it carefully.
Jiang Tianhao stared fiercely at Lin Yue, who was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai with his legs crossed.
"Teacher Li, let him sort it out by himself."
Li Daokui paused for a moment and then started working again, first placing the pillows and then tying the mosquito net.
Lin Yue smiled and said: "He helped me get these things away, and now he is putting them back intact for me. What? Do you have any objections?"
Of course Jiang Tianhao has opinions.
"Teacher Li!"
Li Daokui was very strict in the past. Which student has not been scolded by him? Now, Jiang Tianhao couldn't accept that he was serving this guy who had almost ruined the reputation of an elite middle school like a servant, and he felt very uncomfortable.
"The dormitory has tortured me thousands of times. I treat the dormitory like my first love, tsk tsk." Lin Yue joked.
Jiang Tianhao retorted: "I'm happy, but do you care?"
He ignored the idiot in front of him, looked at Li Daokui who was brushing off the dust attached to the edge of the bedsheets with his hands and said, "Have you finished paving? After paving, it's time to deal with the provocations and troublemaking behavior of Jiang Tianhao, Dong Jiangxin, and Zhang Yonghui."
"Teacher Li, don't listen to him, Dong Jiangxin didn't..."
Before the words "didn't happen" were uttered, Li Daokui said sharply: "You three, clean the toilet for me now. When will the whole building be cleaned? When will you go to bed?"
"Teacher Li?"
Zhang Yonghui thought he heard wrongly. The three of them complained about the principal and him, but he punished the three of them to clean the toilet? This...this is not logical.
Sun Chuanchu, Tian Xu, and the boys who were not scared away by Li Daokui at the door and peeked at the progress of the situation all had the same expression - disbelief.
"Why?" Jiang Tianhao refused.
Li Daokui's face became more serious: "You can choose whether I call your parents and ask them to come to school to pick you up, or I go to clean the toilet right away."
Jiang Tianhao was so wronged that he felt like there was a fire in his chest that he couldn't spit out or swallow.
Finally, Zhang Yonghui, whose mother has a heart disease, pulled Jiang Tianhao's arm and shook his head gently.
The three of them compromised, turned around and walked out.
Lin Yue never forgot to beat the drowned dog: "What a painful realization."
"You..." Jiang Tianhao turned around sharply, wishing he could strangle him to death.
Li Daokui pushed him from behind, closed the door, and escorted the three people to clean the toilet.
Sun Chuanchu couldn't figure it out, so he licked his fleshy face and leaned over: "Brother Yue, how did you do it?"
Tian Xu, who was lying on the upper bunk and eating snacks, also stretched his ears, wanting to know the answer to this question.
Lin Yue glanced at him and went to water the pot of copper money grass.
If Li Daokui doesn't severely punish Jiang Tianhao and the other three, and they do fight, whose responsibility will it be?
The principal gave up in front of him. He had to find a place to vent his anger. Who dared to make a mistake now? The best way is to protect yourself wisely and not make mistakes within the scope of your duties.
It wasn't until lights-out time that Jiang Tianhao and the others finished cleaning the toilet, put the mop, basin, broom and other things into the utility room, and walked upstairs with their tired bodies.
"etc."
Li Daokui stopped the three of them.
"Do you know why I punish you?"
Dong Jiangxin said: "You shouldn't pick fights."
"wrong!"
The three people were stunned when he said the word "wrong" and couldn't figure out what he meant by this.
"Teacher Li? What do you mean...?"
Li Daokui said: "Jiang Tianhao, you are usually very clever, but why are you so stupid now? The school just invited someone back, and you brought someone to fight with him. You still think it's not a big deal, right? What if the news comes again? If you go online, what will others think? Yes, the elite middle school has invited people back, and on the surface they have reviewed it, but they say one thing and do another, and secretly arrange for students to do it, ostracizing Lin who dares to tell the truth. So there. time, let me ask you, what is the meaning of what the principal did? So from now on, in the past six months, at least until the heat of the incident dissipates, you have to endure it even if you are unhappy. I see you three are looking for trouble. Next time instead of cleaning the toilet, I will directly ask your parents to come to the school to pick you up."
After listening to his explanation, Jiang Tianhao and the others suddenly realized.
So that's what happened...
If you think about it seriously, what Li Daokui said is indeed very reasonable. It's a good thing that we didn't start a fight just now. If we really wanted to start a fight, Lin Yue would take advantage of the popularity to make a fuss on the Internet and TV stations. The principal didn't write an inspection to invite people back. If something goes wrong, there is a high probability that they will be masturbated and the three of them will have to be punished.
Therefore, their behavior was not to vent their anger on the principal, but to deceive their teammates. Being punished for cleaning the toilet was just asking for trouble.
"Teacher Li, we were wrong." After Jiang Tianhao apologized, he looked up at the window of Room 205: "Does that mean that if the popularity on the Internet is gone, we can give him some color."
"It's not good to fight." Li Daokui dropped his official words and left.
Zhang Yonghui scratched his scalp, his face full of confusion: "Are we just going to sit back and watch that kid continue to be arrogant?"
Dong Jiangxin punched him: "Are you stupid?"
"Who are you calling stupid? Say it again."
"As a BJ person, do you know what it means to listen to the sound of speaking and the sound of gongs and drums?"
"Okay, stop arguing. It's so late. Let's go back to the dormitory and sleep." Jiang Tianhao interrupted the argument between the two, shook his shoulders, tucked his open shirt in the middle, and left with a stinking smell.
…
Back in dormitory 205, Lin Yue, Tian Xu, and Sun Chuanchu had already gone to bed. Jiang Tianhao got into his bed in the dark, listening to the snoring from the lower bunk, occasionally grinding his teeth, holding his head inward, and turning sideways to In addition, after repeating this for several times, there is always a feeling that the more you think about it, the more you will get angry, and the more you take a step back, the more frustrated you will be. When his hand scratches an itch and touches the air conditioner remote control, an idea flashes in his mind, making you sleep so soundly. , I will freeze you to death.
Jiang Tianhao held the remote control and pressed it on the air conditioner above the sliding door. There was a ding sound, the LCD screen lit up and the air outlet opened.
Beep beep beep...
The temperature dropped all the way to 16 degrees, and the air outlet mode was adjusted from up and down to downward air supply, and Lin Yue's bed was located just downwind of the air-conditioned air.
After finishing the work, he pulled up a handful of blankets, closed his eyes with a sneer, and waited quietly for the scene where Lin Yue woke up from the cold and looked for the remote control - Is it normal to sweat during labor? Is it normal to turn on the air conditioner to dissipate heat? It's normal for the remote control to be in the hands of the dormitory leader.
Jiang Tianhao waited and waited. Before Lin Yue got up and turned off the air conditioner, he fell asleep deeply because he was too tired.
Ah sneeze...
Ah sneeze...
When the sound of sneezing penetrated his ears, Jiang Tianhao stretched out his curled up body and forced himself to open his eyes, because he heard the conversation between Sun Chuanchu and Tian Xu and felt that something was wrong.
As usual, I lifted up the blanket and tried to get out of bed, but I felt a chill coming over me. I felt dizzy and felt very heavy.
"Jiang Tianhao, you turn on the air conditioning..."
He looked towards his feet and saw Sun Chuanchu sitting on the bed wrapped in a blanket, glaring at him angrily. But midway through his words, his nose itched unbearably, and he raised his head and opened his mouth several times. Finally he sneezed out.
Ah sneeze...
A cloud of clear tears sprayed everywhere.
Jiang Tianhao looked at the balcony again and found that the air conditioner was still on. He looked at the electronic clock again. It was 5:30 in the morning. Although it was bright, there was not much movement outside. Only scattered footsteps came from the corridor. They should be those who are used to getting up early. It is convenient for students to go to the toilet.
"What are you doing standing still? Turn off... it... Ah Zhi."
Sun Chuanchu wrapped the blanket tighter.
Only then did Jiang Tianhao react. He picked up the remote control and pressed the off button. When he saw the air outlet closed, he looked over and saw that the lower bunk was empty. The blankets were neatly folded and the mosquito nets were tied up.
Went to brush your teeth? Or went to the toilet?
running? Impossible. How could he be safe after being blown by the air-conditioning below 16 degrees for several hours?
Jiang Tianhao opened the mosquito net, rolled over and got out of bed. As soon as his feet touched the ground, he felt weak and almost fell. He felt as if all the bones in his body were falling apart.
Got a cold?
How could someone with such good physical fitness catch a cold? The air conditioner was blowing on Lin Yue, not him.
"Tian Xu, Lin Yue?"
He asked casually, and after almost ten seconds, a sickly voice came from behind him.
"Didn't... didn't pay attention."
"What's wrong with you?" Jiang Tianhao looked carefully and found that Tian Xu's face was dark and red, so he reached out and put his hand on his forehead.
"Tian Xu, do you have a fever?"
Sun Chuanchu heard about it and said with a very heavy nasal voice: "Jiang Tianhao, you must be sick. It wasn't hot last night. It doesn't count if you drive it all night. You also adjusted the temperature to 16 degrees. It's better now." All have a cold.”
"You know what the heck, the air outlet is facing Lin Yue's bed. I thought he would ask for the remote control when he woke up from the cold. Who knew that he didn't respond after sleeping all night."
Sun Chuanchu and Tian Xu understood. This guy suffered a big loss last night and refused to accept it. He was holding back his bad intentions and wanted to punish Lin Yue. In the end, they were also fooled.
Jiang Tianhao said: "Don't worry, you two have a cold, he must be more seriously ill, he should contribute to the school."
Seeing how honest he was, Sun Chuanchu held back and did not curse.
Jiang Tianhao stretched out his hand: "How are you? Can you get up? If you can't, I'll ask for leave for you."
"It's okay." Tian Xu endured the pain and got up, put on his shoes and went to the drawer to find the cold medicine his mother had prepared for him.
Sun Chuanchu rubbed his nose and said, "Help me make a bag too."
Seeing that the two of them could not die, Jiang Tianhao smoothed his hair with his hands, opened the door and walked out.
…
Ah sneeze...
Ah sneeze...
Ah sneeze...
"Think twice about catching a cold, mouse, what's wrong with you? Do you have a cold?" Lin Miaomiao swallowed the unchewed pork breasts and looked at Jiang Tianhao with gloating: "Don't you always boast that you have a body made of iron? Is your soul invulnerable to invulnerability and poison?"
"I got cold last night when I turned on the air conditioner."
"Ha, hahaha, you've failed to brag."
"That's better than having menstrual cramps after eating an ice cream cone, right?"
Deng Xiaoqi tugged at the corner of Lin Miaomiao's clothes who was winking at Jiang Tianhao, tilted her head, and motioned for her to look behind her.
Tian Xu was lying on the table, his face as red as a ripe apple, while Sun held out a piece of tissue and blew his nose desperately. Sitting in front of him was Liang Yunshu, with his back arched forward and his chest close to the edge of the table. As if she was afraid that the fat man would spray his nose on her clothes.
Looking at another person who is also a member of dormitory 205, there is nothing abnormal at all. He is holding a palm-width log in his left hand, and the carving knife in his right hand is lifting up, not knowing what he is carving.
"Jiang Tianhao, all three of you have a cold, why is he the only one who is fine?"
She let it go without asking, but when she asked Jiang Tianhao, he became angry. He turned on the air conditioner all night. He thought that all 205 would be wiped out. He made a mistake in his operation, so he was unlucky. Who knew that when he came to the classroom, he would see that the guy facing the wind vent was in trouble. No, the three of them were dizzy and feverish, their noses were full of runny noses, and their whole bodies ached, each one more miserable than the other.
It doesn't make sense.
"Xiaoqi, are you concerned about me? Don't worry, as a member of the school basketball team, a little cold will not have any impact on me."
Ah sneeze!
As soon as he said this, he sneezed.
Lin Miaomiao looked disgusted because the saliva was sprayed on her face. Deng Xiaoqi glared at this sentimental guy hatefully, left the classroom, and went to the Chinese teacher to get her homework.
"Mouse, are you really okay? My mother is afraid that I will catch a cold during the change of seasons, so she prepared anti-pyretic patches. Why don't you go back to the dormitory and get one for you?"
"I told you, no need."
When Jiang Tianhao was showing off, Qian Sanyi, who was drinking tea in the corridor with a glass in his hand, was surrounded by several classmates and walked into the classroom. He glanced at Lin Yue who was not doing his job and put the half-drunk glass of tea on the On the podium, he picked up a piece of chalk, looked at the people around him and said, "Look, I will only speak once."
Everyone nodded together, and the students who were sitting in their seats and busy with their own affairs were also attracted by the scene in front of them and looked up.
The No. 1 scholar starts his lecture, a unique scenery unique to Class 1, Grade 1.
Only Tian Xu, who was half-dead, and Sun Chuchu, whose nose was blowing red and swollen, were not interested in what he had to say.
Duh.
Duh.
Duh.
Soon, there was an extra line of characters on the blackboard, 3X+4Y=6. Find the maximum value of XY.
Qian Sanyi paused, looked at his students intently and said: "I won't go into details about the conventional solution. Teacher Zhao has already taught it in class. If you don't understand anything, go back and read your notes. Now I will explain it." Another solution is the mean substitution method.”
After saying that, he went to write again.
Solution: Suppose 3X=3+T, 4Y=3-T, then 3X*4Y=9-T^2, then XY=3/4-T^2/12, so the maximum value of X*Y is 3/4 .
Qian San threw away the chalk and said calmly: "Do you think this solution is more efficient?"
"Wow, it's true, Qian Sanyi, you are so smart."
"marvelous."
"I think you are better at teaching than Teacher Zhao. Why don't you just become our teacher? What do you think?"
"..."
Wow, those students who were pestering him to give lectures applauded.
Jiang Tianhao looked unhappy below, but he had no choice. After all, Qian Sanyi was the top scorer in the high school entrance examination, and he had been suppressed ever since he came to the elite middle school.
"Qian Sanyi, you are so handsome."
The person who said this was Deng Xiaoqi, who was holding a stack of composition books in her arms.
"Did you know? Qian Sanyi's essay this time was written in classical Chinese. Teacher Tian even showed it to the teachers in other classes. Everyone agreed that whether it was liberal arts or science, he would never come to school again. , it’s no problem to get into a first-class university.”
There was light in Deng Xiaoqi's eyes when she said this, and her expression was as if she was showing off in front of her friends how great her husband was, and how devoted and devoted he was, he only loved her in his life.
"A composition written in classical Chinese? Awesome, awesome."
"As expected of Qian Sanyi."
"..."
At this moment, Lin Yue blew on the roughly shaped wood carving, cleaned the sawdust on it, and said something strangely.
"Old Immortal Xingxiu, his magical power is boundless, he can conquer all attacks, and he is invincible in all battles. Old Immortal Xingxiu, his magical power is boundless, his supernatural power is vast, and he can control the Central Plains. Old Immortal Xingxiu, his magical power is boundless, he will enjoy immortal blessings forever, and his life span will be as long as the sky."
? ? ? ? ?
Deng Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment, and it took him a while to react.
This bastard is mocking them for being like the disciples of old monster Xingxiu.
Others also understood the meaning of this sentence one after another, and they all cast angry looks at him.
"Lin Yue, what do you mean? Did Qian Sanyi provoke you? Don't you know how to carve a broken wooden sculpture? If you die, you can go to an art academy." When encountering this kind of thing, Deng Xiaoqi would of course try her best to protect her male idol. "You are the only one who has the nerve to ridicule Qian Sanyi? You are not worthy of carrying his shoes."
(End of chapter)
