Phew~
A burst of white light bloomed in front of his eyes, wrapped around his body, expanded and collapsed quickly, and disappeared into the room in the blink of an eye.
Phew~
There was another gust of wind.
He first heard a burst of chaotic footsteps, a harsh friction sound of table legs moving on the cement floor, and the impact of clothing zippers and hard objects. Then there was a dong dong dong, dong dong dong, a bit like a wooden mallet hitting a leather drum. sound.
This is?
There is chaos all around. Is this the plot of Ma Dongmei chasing Charlotte at the wedding?
Soon, he woke up, the double images and stains in front of his eyes faded, and the scenery became clearer and clearer.
There are many stickers on the table. In the middle is a glacier without the head of a white bird. On the left are snake spirits and centipede spirits. There is also an Optimus Prime dyed blue by ink. Beyond that is a pile of stickers that are unknown to mice. After chewing the book, it was still flooded. Lin Yue could guarantee that if it was a martial arts, it would not be so ruined.
This...isn't a wedding venue? Is it... a classroom?
In other words, the plot directly starts from Charlotte's time travel, which can also be said to start from a dream?
At this moment, the sound of "dong-dong-dong" came in front of me, and with a gust of wind, my eyes blurred, and there was an extra person in front of the desk.
He looked up and thought, oh, isn't this the number one fool in class two in three years, Dachun?
No, there was not a person in front of the desk, there was another one, wearing glasses crookedly, angrily pointing at the stupid guy who was raising his foot to step on, and said: "What do you want to do!"
That's right, Teacher Wang is a role model.
The double-star shoes, less than a foot away from the door, stopped in the air.
The silly big man chuckled and said awkwardly: "Teacher Wang, do you think my new shoes look good?"
Lin Yue rubbed his temples and shook away the remaining dizziness in his mind, thinking that this would be a famous scene.
At this moment, a stream of information poured into his mind.
Lin Yue, male, 18 years old, graduated from the third-grade liberal arts class of Xihong City No. 7 Middle School. He lives in Wulitun, a village in the city. His parents are still alive, and he is an only child. His academic performance is... fourth in the class, backwards. If you count, you will have better luck if you fail the test, and you can compete with Ma Dongmei for fifth place.
Well, it's still wearing clothes, not soul wearing. He is quite satisfied with this point.
Qiu Ya is not a great beauty, but the part in the bath is quite seductive, isn't it?
The key is that I really want to fall in love with Charlotte.
This is not good, we are all classmates, it is not good to do this...
Lin Yue tried his best to rein in the horse in his mind and forced himself to shift his attention to the system space to confirm the content of this mission.
Main mission: Let Charlotte become a Luthor without changing his intention to join the entertainment industry.
Side mission - stage mission (student period): Make big news.
Mission Difficulty: Normal.
Mission time limit: 1997-2012.
Let Charlotte become a Luthor without changing his intention to join the entertainment industry?
Do you still need to do this task? It's all for nothing. In the movie, doesn't he regret it in the end and want to exchange his life as a poor man with Dachun?
In comparison, side missions are a bit difficult. Big news. What is big news? Murder, set fire, and rob civilian girls? This thing all depends on the system definition.
Or...jump off the building?
"This is a dream, it's so cool!"
At this moment, the word "cool" woke him up. He quickly put aside the task settings in the system space and looked in the direction of the sound.
The male protagonist of the movie, Charlotte, stood in front of the blackboard with the poem "Remembering the King - Willows of Yiyi Palace Brushing the Palace Wall" written on it. He danced first, then winked and looked at the desk below.
To be precise, he was looking at Qiuya, the class beauty from Class 2, Grade 3.
According to the plot of the movie, what should happen next?
oh……
Sure enough, Xia Luo walked towards the audience, while Qiu Ya stood up with a puzzled look on her face.
Lin Yue turned around and looked at Dachun who was squatting on the ground, left the desk, walked over and lifted him up.
"Lin Yue, you...what are you going to do? Teacher Wang has fainted and can't fight anymore."
Looking at this guy's beaming expression, he felt that finally there was a classmate who was slower than him in reacting, and now he thought of hitting the teacher, right?
"Dachun, can you be patient?"
Dachun didn't know what he was going to do, but out of trust in his classmates, he nodded.
"well……"
He had just said a good word when he suddenly found that his body was out of control and was pulled forward. Someone pushed him on the back of his head.
Then I felt my body tighten, and two pieces of warm, hot flesh were imprinted on my mouth.
It felt pretty good. He even stuck out his tongue and licked it. Well, it tasted like swill, a little salty.
Then, he saw the second stupidest face in class two of the third year.
"Charlotte, why did you kiss me? Haha, could it be that...you like me?"
The buck-toothed classmate Zhang Yang slapped the table and laughed.
The fake bitch Mente held his chin in his hands and twisted his body very shyly: "It's so exciting."
"Who the hell wants to kiss you?" Charlotte slapped him, wiped his mouth violently, and spat twice: "The one I want to kiss is Qiu Ya."
After saying this, I looked aside and realized that the class beauty was being protected by Lin Yue, who always had his martial arts confiscated by the teacher. He could be said to have the least presence in the class. He looked miserable as if he had encountered a big bad wolf. White rabbit.
"Qiu Ya, why did you run there? Come on, come on, come to me."
Lin Yue said: "Charlotte, please be honest. You molested a female classmate in class. Do you believe I will send you to the police station?"
Speaking of the protagonist of this movie, it’s very cool for ordinary people to take on the role. After all, who doesn’t want to go back in time and rewrite a hard-working life, be a hottie in class, play as a young model, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. But to be fair, a man who has graduated ten years ago spends all day lying in bed, staying at home, not going to work to make money, eating and drinking from his wife, and even using his wife’s money to buy a three-wheeler to show off at the wedding of his classmate. He's a waste, that's a bit too much. Call him a diaosi... It's really embarrassing for those men who earn five thousand a month but are called diaosi by a woman who earns three thousand a month. Diaosi earn less, but they also work hard, right? It’s not shabby to make money with your own hands, but what about Charlotte? He doesn't even deserve the title of "diaosi".
"Police station? What is a police station? I'm telling you, Lin Yue, don't try to scare me." Charlotte walked forward while rolling up her sleeves: "Look at you, you're so quiet, but you can talk to girls. How dare you be so arrogant in my dream after blushing for only one class? See if I don't twist your head off and use it as a ball today."
After saying that, he picked up the book and smashed it.
According to the ranking given by Wang Yu, Dachun is the big fool. He is the second fool. He is the master who strives for the first place in his studies, but he loves to make trouble. Who doesn't know about it in the class? Most teachers don’t dare to force them to study, right? Where is Lin Yue? I can't study well, I can't do sports, and my relationship with my classmates is average, so I just rank East Evil, West Poison, Southern Emperor, and Northern Beggar with magical powers, Yang Guo, Huang Rong, Xiao Longnu, Zhang Wuji, Wei Xiaobao, Chu Liuxiang, Ximen Chuixue, etc. It's okay to rank them in terms of martial arts, but what's the use? , do you really think that when you see injustice on the road, you can do justice to heaven by just shouting? You must have watched too many cartoons.
Lin Yue quickly turned around and hugged...no, protected Qiu Ya like an old hen: "This kid is going to molest you, I'll help you block him, run away."
"Lin...you..."
"Hey, ah, hey, ah... let's go quickly!"
"you……"
Qiu Ya pursed her lips and ran towards the back door.
Charlotte quit and muttered in a low voice: "Hey, I didn't even kick you, why are you howling?"
He kicked several times in succession, but missed and dodged them all.
"Hey, hey, I don't believe it anymore. Why can't I hit you?"
At this moment, the door opened with a bang from the outside, and the principal and dean of students arrived together, just in time to see Charlotte kicking someone.
"Charlotte! What are you doing!"
The whole class was silent.
The principal and dean hold the big stick of expulsion from school, which is still a great deterrent to graduating students, except, of course, those who have no plans to enter college and those who are not afraid to call their parents.
Lin Yue turned aside and found Yuan Hua hiding behind the principal.
"Principal, Charlotte is crazy. He first hit Teacher Wang, then molested Qiu Ya, and now he wants to hit me again."
"Pretend, pretend it for me again."
Charlotte was furious. Did he hit someone? After so many kicks, no one was hit.
"headmaster."
At this time, Qiu Ya, who was hiding in the corner of the room, spoke. Everyone thought she was going to testify for Lin Yue, because everyone saw what happened just now. If Lin Yue hadn't acted like a fool, she would have been kissed by Charlotte. .
However, to everyone's surprise, her eyes moved from the principal to Xia Luo, and then to Lin Yue. When she was done, she raised her hand and said, "He...he touched me."
After saying that, he crossed his arms across his chest, making a look of shame and anger.
The whole class was in an uproar and looked at Lin, who was upright not long ago.
