"Why is it you?" Jiang Xiaoguo looked at him with confusion.
Lin Yue said: "You are asking this question. Do you think I have to report to you in advance when I come to the cafeteria to eat?"
"No, I mean..."
"Am I eavesdropping on your conversation? Please, you are so excited and your voice is as high as if you have a humanoid self-propelled amplifier. It is difficult for others not to hear you."
"I...I..." Jiang Xiaoguo was robbed by him, and her face turned red: "I...I have already put it on the agenda to buy the Max, and I will use my own money."
"oh."
After saying "Oh", he took the dinner plate and left, looking completely unconcerned.
"He...he...hey, tell me, how could he do this?"
Jiang Xiaoguo looked at Lin Yue and then at her best friend who had a puzzled face. She felt as uncomfortable as swallowing a fly.
"Who is this person?" Luo Yan asked.
"He is the Lin Yue I just mentioned."
"That's him." Luo Yan curled her lips and said, "At first glance, he is not a good person."
Duan Jiabao leaned back, looked at the profile of Lin Yue who had just found an empty seat and sat down, and said, "He's quite handsome. Hey, Xiaoguo, didn't you say he's from the Northeast? Why doesn't he have an accent?"
"Duan Jiabao, is that the point? The point is that your sister and I were bullied by him."
"But..." Duan Jiabao said weakly: "But he is right. Your voice is quite loud, and you didn't buy Max."
"Duan Jiabao!" Jiang Xiaoguo patted the table and said, "There is something wrong with your position."
Lin Yue turned a deaf ear to the conversation between the three women in Dormitory 419. He frowned and finished the dish of Mushu Pork and Braised Eggplant, which tasted really unflattering, and left directly through the west gate for the boys' dormitory.
It's September now, and the kapok trees on the roadside are in full bloom. The boys are still wearing short-sleeves, and the girls who are afraid of the cold have changed into long-sleeves and sweatshirts. The one who was neatly dressed and spoke politely was a freshman, wearing flip-flops and stroking his beard as he plunged into the cafeteria. This was an old student. When the surroundings were suddenly silent and even the air was frozen, it goes without saying that there must be a beautiful woman in front of him.
The long-lost college life...
But it's a pity that I am now a senior and only have one year left to graduate.
The boys' dormitory and the girls' dormitory of South China Finance are separated by a road. He walked into the lobby with ease, took the elevator to the 6th floor with two boys carrying a plastic bag of fruit, and someone greeted him as soon as he went out.
"Hey, Lin Yue, how are you today?"
"It's hard to put into words."
"Rejected again?"
"yes."
"what reason?"
"I have no business experience."
"Do you need working experience when applying for an intern position? Are you deliberately stuck?"
"Maybe it's because I'm more handsome than the interviewer."
"Baizai, keep working hard."
"..."
Lin Yue joked with his classmates in the corridor.
The owner of this body likes to play basketball, and his skills are not bad. Not to mention being the leader of the School of Economics, he is also one of the top three qualifications. He is quite popular among people inside and outside the department.
When he reached dormitory 615 at the end of the corridor, he pushed the door open and roared out of habit.
"Brothers, I'm back."
No one paid any attention to him.
Behind the two desks near the door, Tang Yuzhe and Feng Xianghong were playing LoL.
"Push the tower, push the tower, hurry up."
"The powerful man in the middle is coming. Someone is coming from the opposite side. Move away. Move away quickly."
"..."
"Fuck, I'll throw you to paralysis, and I'll throw you in the downwind game, you're mentally retarded."
Lin Yue glanced at the two guys with unhappy faces, walked to the bed of Tan Sifei in the Audit Department, lifted up the curtain and looked inside, it was empty.
"His father came to Shenzhen on a business trip today, and the two of them went to have a big dinner."
He looked back and saw Tang Yuzhe took off his headphones: "How was the interview this afternoon?"
Lin Yue answered truthfully: "No."
Opposite me, Feng Xianghong pushed back the computer chair and looked at him looking sad: "Failed again? Is it so difficult to find a job now?"
Lin Yue said with a smile: "It is not difficult to find a job, but it is difficult to find a suitable job."
"Why aren't you sad at all?"
"There's nothing sad about this. I'm born with talents that will be useful. Finding a job depends not only on ability, but also on luck at the right time and place."
"It really sounds like that. You must have seen too much Douyin Chicken Soup."
This Feng Xianghong, the food he hates the most is leeks, and the app he hates the most is Douyin. The key is, he says he hates it, but he still watches it every day, and while watching it, he curses, either saying this is fake news, or that it is fake news. The rhythm is not only that of a gold-worshiping girl, go die, but also occasionally bursts out with the phrase "don't rebel if you wear it clean, a chrysanthemum with an electric drill".
"Stop talking about me, aren't you two preparing to take the postgraduate entrance examination? It's only been more than three months since you finished your studies, why are you still playing games?"
Tang Yuzhe said: "We went to the study room in the afternoon and we didn't occupy any seats."
"So this is why you guys played games all afternoon?"
Feng Xianghong blinked at his buddy in the opposite shop: "No way, we only played one...oh no, two games in total."
"Yes, two games, just two games, and we lost."
After all, Lin Yue still holds the title of head of the dormitory, and the two of them are guilty of it, so naturally they can't be tough.
Even if he hasn't experienced so many worlds, he can still tell that the two of them are lying, but for this kind of thing, just leave it at that.
Lin Yue walked to his desk, sat down on a chair, opened the Lenovo g series notebook that was used for five or six years, clicked on a doc file marked "resume", and deleted and modified the contents. .
Even though Tang Yuzhe is wearing a pair of myopia glasses, his eyes are so good.
"Lin Yue, what are you doing?"
"Get your resume."
"Is this your resume?"
"if not?"
"Undergraduate from Tsinghua University, exchange student at MIT? Are you kidding me?"
Feng Xianghong had just used a straw to pierce Shuhua Nai's socket. He heard the conversation between the two people and walked over with a straw in his mouth. He saw the resume information on the computer spitting out, followed by a violent cough. It took a while to relieve his chest. Turbulent air currents.
Lin Yue is obviously a student at the School of Economics at South China University of Finance and Economics. He has neither received a full scholarship nor participated in any cultural exchange activities. Even the certificates, in terms of gold content, are only English Level 4 and Computer Level 3. .
But what does it say on his resume?
Bachelor degree, currently studying at Tsinghua University.
The education experience column is even more...not so much exaggerated as inexplicable.
Double majored in economics and international finance, and has several years of experience in stock and futures investment.
During his sophomore year, he went to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the United States as an exchange student. He was selected for the department basketball team and participated in the American College Basketball Championship. He performed a windmill dunk in front of a 1.92-meter-tall black man.
While visiting the White House, he successfully passed a cold to a staff member named Lisa Shaw.
I returned to China in my junior year and successfully passed the exams of Financial Planner, Chartered Financial Analyst, International Financial Consultant, and Business English.
Oh, and I also had a fight with the president and vice president of the student union.
…
"Are you crazy?"
Feng Xianghong finally understood why Tang Yuzhe looked at him like a fool.
Where the hell is this?
Lin Yue said: "What I told is the truth."
Tang Yuzhe touched his forehead: "No fever."
"That's when reality hits you ruthlessly and you are stunned." Feng Xianghong took out the straw and handed over the half-drunk Shuhua milk: "Brother, drink some milk to help relieve anxiety."
Unable to resist the hospitality, Lin Yue could only take it and take a few sips into the jack.
Tang Yuzhe leaned against the wardrobe next to the desk and said sincerely: "Lin Yue, we understand your desire to find a job as soon as possible, but you can't follow other methods. Look at what you wrote. We are South China University of Finance and Economics, not Tsinghua University, this... isn't this lying?"
Lin Yue said: "That's it, not having the ability is called lying, and having the ability is called packaging. Nowadays, the HR of these well-known companies only focus on graduates from famous universities. If I don't write like this, I won't even get the chance to interview. arrive."
Feng Xianghong said: "Okay, even if you are packaging yourself, in the education column, you can understand why you performed a windmill dunk in front of a 1.92-meter-tall black man, transmitted a cold to the staff of the White House and got into a fight with the student union president. has no meaning?"
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