Lin Yue walked up to Wang Yang, put his arm around his shoulders and said a few words. After that, the two of them walked to the door of the workshop and waved to Cheng Dongqing, who was explaining grammar while writing on the moving blackboard.
Classes are suspended.
After the three people muttered outside for a while, Lin Yue entered the room stepping on sawdust.
Twenty minutes later, a teaching method that was completely different from Cheng Dongqing's came out.
"absd, what I mean by escaping is, to be honest with you, I escaped from Germany this time, yes, 'I will carry it to my death' absd, run away, escape."
"Oh, there are no female classmates here today, so let's learn another purely masculine vocabulary, bitch. What does it mean? You all know it, right? Yes, bitch, you can always learn curse words as soon as you are in Chinese or Japanese. , or English, French, and German, they are all universal. You know that bitch means bitch, but what about itch? Do you know? itch means itchy, there is bitch, there is no itchy, remember? Remember not to tell Teacher Cheng female classmates, otherwise they would call me a stinker."
"What? One more, you little scoundrel, scoundrel, troublemaker, monkey, jumping up and down like a monkey."
"Okay, let's have another one, ballbreaker, ball ball, breaker, the person who destroys the 'ball'... That's right, Tigress, I hope the students will not have such a painful realization in the future."
Hahahaha~
There was a burst of laughter under the podium.
Wang Yang was stunned outside: "He...he really dares to say that."
Yes, this is quite obscene, but thanks to obscenity, these words are imprinted in the mind while laughing and joking, and if you think about it carefully, it can make people laugh.
Cheng Dongqing didn't speak because he was reflecting.
Every time he walked to the podium, what did the students do? They forced themselves to concentrate, even giving themselves a slap in the face, to force themselves to concentrate. When they arrived at Lin Yue's place, the students were no longer sleepy at all. You can say that everyone is a lustful person, or you can say that those foreign experiences are very interesting. Just like listening to a story, the vocabulary brought out by combining the situation is easier to remember than simply writing it with chalk on the blackboard.
This is what he wants to do but can't do.
When he was in college, his English proficiency was not as good as Lin Yue's. Unexpectedly, he worked as a teacher for four years after graduation, and ended up being worse than a diplomat who returned from Germany in teaching students English.
An hour later, the students left with the joy of harvest.
Wang Yang touched Lin Yue's arm: "Okay, you are good at teaching. Do you want to stay and work with us? Isn't it popular to go into business nowadays? I think you are a talented person."
"Short of manpower?"
"I'm in need of someone as eloquent as you. I never thought you were so capable before."
"I'm just too lazy to argue with Meng Xiaojun."
"Come on you."
Wang Yang teased and his expression suddenly changed: "I don't know what happened to Meng Xiaojun in the United States."
Lin Yue left and did not return for three or four years, and Meng Xiaojun never came back after flying to the United States. During this period, the two parties talked on the phone, and their words meant that they were getting along just fine.
Cheng Dongqing was thinking about her own problems. When Wang Yang mentioned Meng Xiaojun, she suddenly thought of Su Mei who followed Lin Yue to Germany.
"Lin Yue, didn't Su Mei come to see you? How is she... lately?"
"Well, it's good. I'm just busy with work. Maybe I'll come back during the Spring Festival this year."
Lin Yue didn't know what happened after he left. Wang Yang knew it very well. He was afraid that Cheng Dongqing wouldn't be able to suppress his emotions and said something that would offend the scenery. He quickly walked to the middle and patted the two of them on the shoulders: "The class is over and it's getting dark. How about? Let’s go have a drink?”
"Okay." They both said in unison.
…
The next day, Wang Yang borrowed a Jetta and took Lin Yue to some places that had developed rapidly in the past two years. Afterwards, he found a decent restaurant and got together with several classmates who stayed in Yanjing to work.
On the way back to the hotel in the afternoon, Lin Yue took out a booklet and wrote it as he walked. Wang Yang thought he was writing down the contact information of his classmates, so he didn't take it seriously. In the evening, he dragged Lin Yue to the disco stage to play for a while.
On the third day, it was time for Lin Yue to return to his hometown in Shanxi. The two of them took him to the train station, where he handed the pamphlet he had written yesterday into the hands of Cheng Dongqing.
And Wang Yang finally knew what he was writing. It was not the phone numbers and workplaces of his classmates.
"Being a human is tiring, otherwise how can we be called human."
"I have lived for 20 years, and now I know: What represents autumn are fallen leaves. What represents winter is snowflakes. What represents spring is flowers. What represents summer, you will know if you don't light mosquito coils tonight!"
"We promised to grow old together, but you secretly baked it in oil."
"I just saw a couple quarreling under the streetlight. The boy knelt down for ten minutes in order to win his heart back. He was so spineless. I was so strong back then. I knelt all night long!"
…
"If you eat too much soft food, you will gradually get used to it. People like you without the protection of your wife will not understand."
Cheng Dongqing flipped through the pamphlet, which contained similar content.
"What is this?"
Lin Yue said: "Jokes."
"Jokes?"
"Don't you think your class is boring? As long as you can master these jokes, you will be the most interesting English teacher in Yanjing City."
Lin Yue winked at him and smiled proudly.
Yes, some people are born with a sense of humor, but this does not mean that being funny must rely on talent. Twenty years ago, Mr. Guo of Deyun Club was also a person in the busy city with no one to ask him, so he had to work hard. As long as he is willing to learn, he will always be able to do it. There will be progress.
And countless examples from later generations have proved that by using jokes effectively, movies can have box office, readers, and internet celebrities can have fans.
After teaching the students that day, he thought about it seriously after he went back. In the movie, Cheng Dongqing knew that she was expelled from school and risked her life. She chose to teach happily in a self-deprecating way. Here, she has no love experience with Su Mei. How is it possible that there are so many stories to tell, so what to do?
Yes, joke, as long as Cheng Dongqing can learn and apply it, it is definitely not difficult to change the current situation.
"I believe you can do a good job. A country bumpkin who doesn't want to be the principal is not a good teacher." Lin Yue patted him on the shoulder and got on the train carrying the gifts for his parents.
Cheng Dongqing watched the conductor remove the door pedal and stand at the door of the carriage. With the sound of the end of get out of class bell, the train started slowly.
"Where do you think he collected these jokes? Did he think of them himself?"
Wang Yang glared at him: "How do I know this?"
Cheng Dongqing hit a snag and had no choice but to give up on the problem.
After the two returned home, one memorized the text content in the booklet carefully and tried to combine it with the vocabulary commonly used in the TOEFL test, while the other continued to do his job.
Two days later, when Wang Yang was imitating the Japanese pronunciation of teacher Cheng Dongqingcheng when he was in college for his students, he received two uninvited guests.
Half an hour later, he took two people to see Cheng Dongqing who was posting a small advertisement on a telephone pole outside Yanjing University of Posts and Telecommunications.
"Su...Su Mei...you...why are you back?"
When he saw the person he liked again after a year, he was so excited that he couldn't speak clearly.
"Also...and Liangqin, listen...listen to Xiaomei, you resigned from your job at Yanjing Daily last year."
Su Mei said nothing with a cold face.
Liangqin was quite patient, nodded and said, "Yes, I quit my job at Yanjing Daily last year and went to Germany one month later than Su Mei."
"You... also went to Germany?" This was something Cheng Dongqing didn't expect, although it was quite logical.
At this time, Su Mei spoke: "It's not because that bastard said he would come back in three years. Fortunately, I didn't completely believe his lies. I studied German by myself in my spare time, otherwise..."
She didn't say the next words, but the expression of gritted teeth and unable to control herself made Wang Yang understand one thing.
No wonder when they were drinking at the "World of Song and Dance" four years ago, Lin Yue said that he was going to Germany to be diplomats and the two women had normal expressions. It turned out that they promised to return within three years. At that time, Su Mei happened to be admitted for a master's degree. Liang Qin hoped that he would seize this opportunity to enter the system and have a good future. After all, he did not have a diploma from Yenching University.
Facts have proved that this guy is a man who talks a lot and will be transferred back after three years in the promised job. What is the result? Not to mention being transferred back, I didn't see him return to China during the Chinese New Year.
Fortunately, because of the lessons learned from Lin Yue's disappearance after he was expelled from school, Su Mei learned German as a precaution and the two of them went to Germany.
Well, since he won't come back, then they will go to Germany to find him... There are only a few embassies and consulates anyway.
Cheng Dongqing looked at Su Mei and said, "Then have you found him?"
"I found it after looking for it, but..."
Su Mei looked at Liangqin hesitantly, not sure whether she should say anything.
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