Yes, he sleeps when others are eating, and even eats, drinks, and has sex with his nakedness.
Xu Damao raised his eyebrows: "What did I tell you? This guy is just a bitch. If you don't know better, he might go out for a walk. Knowing that the three uncles are going to fight him, let's go? That's not his style."
"How could he do this?" Lou Xiao'e was angry and anxious.
At this time, Yan Bugui cleared his throat: "Today we have a hospital-wide meeting, Lin Yue, come out."
"Your meeting is none of my business." The voice from inside the room was full of disrespect.
The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, walked over and pressed against the window and said, "What's wrong with you? If you live in this courtyard, you must participate. Unless you move out, you don't need to pay attention to us."
"It's really annoying to wait."
After a few minutes of talking, I heard footsteps and the door opened inside. Lin Yue yawned and walked out. Without even looking at the second and third uncles standing next to him, he said passively: "Hurry up and open it so that I can go back to the house." sleep."
"Lin Yue, what's your attitude!" The second uncle walked to the middle of the yard and slammed the table with his uninjured hand: "Please keep your attitude correct. What we are discussing tonight is your problem."
Lin Yue curled his lips: "Liu Haizhong, I will correct your uncle."
The entire audience fell silent at the words, all staring at the embarrassed second uncle.
"You...I don't have the same experience as you, an uneducated rural person." Liu Haizhong said with an air of lecturing his son: "Tell me, did you smash the window glass in my house?"
In order to put more pressure on Lin Yue, Yanbu Guiya slapped the table: "And the water pipe in the middle courtyard, did you break it?"
The uncle sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, picked up the teapot and took a sip, looking at him expressionlessly.
The others also kept their faces cold and remained silent.
Lin Yue smiled and said, "Why would I do such a thing?"
The second uncle said: "How do we know why you want to do it?"
"There must be a motive to do bad things." Lin Yue said: "You can't even find the motive, so you ask me if I did these things, and you want to incriminate me."
The third uncle said: "You... don't talk about these useless things, we will ask you if you have done it?"
Lin Yue looked at Liu Guangtian: "Liu Guangtian, you broke the black porcelain jar from the Qing Dynasty under my roof with a brick, right?"
Liu Guangtian shook his head: "It's not me."
"Okay." Lin Yue looked at Qin Huairu again: "Widow Qin, was it your son who installed the door to my home appliances?"
"Oh, I asked Bangge. That day, he, Xiaodang and Huaihua were playing horseback and fighting in the door house. Maybe he accidentally touched your electric door. I'm sorry."
Either he said Qin Huairu was a bitch. Look at what he said. It was half true and half false. The key point was that actively turning off the switch was completely different from accidentally touching the switch in the middle of a fight.
Lin Yue whistled, and a big wolf dog rushed into the front yard with a swish, frightening the youngest son of Lao Yan's family so much that he fell to the ground and did not dare to move.
"I forgot to tell you that since the pickle jar was smashed that day, I felt that this courtyard was not as peaceful as I imagined, so I adopted a stray dog. He has an ability to move people around. I could smell the bitch's odor for three miles, wasn't it? That night, it caused a big disaster for me, biting off the water pipe in the middle yard. I said sorry to the Qin family on its behalf. "
While talking, he put his hand on the head of the big wolf dog and kept stroking it, seemingly to soothe the pet, but the dog kept whining and making sounds, which seemed to be vicious to everyone.
The uncle said: "Since it was your dog that bit the dog, you should pay for the losses caused to everyone."
Lin Yue said: "That's okay, but before that, Widow Qin, please compensate me for the study time I lost due to the power outage. As the saying goes, an inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time. Well, this time is better than gold. Much more precious.”
Everyone knew he was talking nonsense, but they didn't know how to refute it.
Widow Qin was angry and ashamed at the same time. Even a fool could recognize that Lin Yue had called her a coquettish bitch.
"me……"
She stamped her feet and ran away crying.
Lin Yue smiled coldly, this bitch was retreating again to win sympathy and evade her tricky claims.
Lou Xiao'e couldn't stand it and complained softly: "How could he say that to Qin Huairu?"
Xu Damao glanced to the north: "What do you know..."
"Then you know?"
Damn it, let it slip!
Xu Damao quickly shut up and pointed at the three uncles: "Watch a show, watch a show."
Lin Yue took out five dollars from his pocket: "You three gentlemen, this is enough to compensate for the loss of the Intermediate Court, but before that, you have to provide me with justice. If you are naive, ignorant, and get into trouble, you don't have to pay compensation." , then the stray dog I adopted is even more correct."
The first, second and third uncles all stopped talking.
Lin Yue put the money on the big wolf dog's head: "Come, come and get it, Liu Haizhong, isn't your left hand good? Why, you don't dare? Then Yan Bugui, come here..."
No one dared to move.
"Okay, okay, these two things have passed. Let's not talk about it today. Let's talk about the chicken coop." Yan Bugui pointed to the chicken coop in front of the west wing: "Lin Yue, after unanimous discussion among all of us, it was approved "It is unruly for you to build a chicken coop in your front yard and you must tear it down."
"You? Discussed and approved unanimously?"
"Yes, it was unanimously approved." Yi Zhonghai pointed to the surrounding residents and said, "Everyone disagrees with you building a chicken coop in the courtyard."
Lin Yue turned his head and looked around. The three boys of the Yan family shrank back in fear. The others lowered their heads and said nothing. When Liu Guangtian came, he gritted his teeth and said, "You are right."
Only then did others dare to help in a low voice.
"You really should leave it to Shazhu to do this kind of instigation." Lin Yue shook his head regretfully, and then he changed his tone: "What if I don't take it down?"
"Don't demolish it?" Yi Zhonghai said: "If you don't demolish it, then don't live in the courtyard."
The second uncle nodded and said, "Yes, don't live in the courtyard until it is demolished."
Lin Yue said: "After going in such a big circle, this is your goal."
The three uncles remained silent, not speaking was their acquiescence.
Lin Yue gave Yi Zhonghai a middle finger: "Do you know what this means?"
Not to mention that Yi Zhonghai didn't know, no one in BJ City knew about it at that time, but it didn't matter, everyone knew it was not a good word.
"Lin Yue, you were expelled for not uniting with your fellow workers in the factory. When you returned to the courtyard, you became enemies with your neighbors. You still have no repentance. Today, I am here to represent the opinions of the majority of people in the courtyard and expel you. "
"You are the only one who represents the majority of the people in the courtyard? Why are you pretending to have a green onion stuck in your pig's nose?" Lin Yue said, "I won't talk to you about the factory for now, Yan Bugui, you have a bicycle at home, and Liu Haizhong , your home has a radio, Yi Zhonghai, you have a house and a wife. Compared with you people, I am a proletarian with no wealth. The house I live in now belongs to my uncle. As long as he is not dead, it doesn’t count. Dare you attack me with my property? Believe it or not, I will go to the district tomorrow to sue you for bullying the proletarians."
After saying that, he walked to the chicken coop, patted the bricks and said, "I built it to practice socialist values. I bought these chickens. How do I raise them? As a poor man from the countryside, I The door is clear. Let's all help throw away some leftover rice and vegetable leaves, and leave the rest alone. There are more than ten households in our courtyard. I think each household can distribute at least four or five eggs a month. Isn't that a lot? Shall I dismantle it? Okay, then don’t blame me for handing materials to the neighborhood committee to sue you for dismantling socialism (another word that is a bit sensitive, just let everyone understand what it means).”
Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui were still confused. The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, was shocked. This guy was an official fan and was more crisis-conscious than the previous two. If Lin Yue really made an issue about the chicken coop and sued them, with the current situation social environment...
"Yi Zhonghai, didn't you say that you represent the majority? Come on, let's vote by a show of hands. If you don't agree with demolishing the chicken coop, please raise your hands."
He was the first to raise his hand.
Xu Damao, a guy who was afraid of the world being in chaos, would not take the opportunity to stir up trouble. He quickly raised his hand and said, "I don't agree."
After finishing, he pulled Lou Xiao'e to raise his hand together.
Then came the fourth aunt's family, Yan Jiefang, her daughter-in-law Yu Li, and Liu Haizhong's eldest son and his wife...
If you put such a big hat on, who can hold it? What's more, Lin Yue promised to give each household in the courtyard five eggs a month. Such a good thing is hard to find even with a lantern.
dismantle? Only a fool would tear down the chicken coop.
"You...you...traitors!"
Seeing that his eldest son was trying to undermine him under the instigation of his eldest daughter-in-law, the second uncle was so angry that his face turned green.
Seeing that those who disagreed with demolishing the chicken coop had the upper hand, Lin Yue added: "Those who don't raise their hands don't have eggs. The extra part will be divided among those who raised their hands."
Yan Jiefang and Yu Li were even more happy when they said this. What is a household? After getting married, it is called a household. Yan Bugui, that stingy old man, still takes care of the two of them for food expenses every month. Look at others. Lin Yue, I built a chicken coop for everyone's benefit and gave away five eggs for free every month. This is my father and my mother. If I really want to drive him away, where can I get eggs in the future?
After he said this, those who were still hesitating quickly raised their hands. For those who had nothing to do with him, it might not be beneficial to drive him away. If he stayed in the courtyard, he would definitely have eggs to eat.
Just then, something unexpected happened.
The third uncle, Yan Bugui...he...he raised his hand.
