"Ah, three uncles, three uncles..."
"Ah, things have changed, things have changed..."
Hey, it's ridiculous to say that the bird in the cage is screaming.
Yan Bugui stared in anger.
To say that Xu Damao didn't know why they became like this, and to ask this question about Lin Yue, would be heartbreaking.
Why did they become like this? He knew better than anyone else... Although he couldn't produce definite evidence, the three of them agreed that Lin Yuenai was the culprit.
Seeing that the three elders were silent, Lin Yue walked to the front of the three men, pointed at the elder and said, "Tiancan."
Pointing at the second uncle, he said: "The land is missing."
Pointing at the third uncle, he said: "Ren Jue."
As soon as these three words came out of my mouth, I almost made the old man opposite me angry to death. We don't rub salt into such wounds.
Later, Xu Damao tried hard to hold back his laughter, but he was almost hurt internally. If you say this kid is immoral or not, look at the origin of his nickname.
The old man glared angrily: "What are you doing in the middle courtyard?"
Lin Yue shook the bird in the cage: "Let's take a walk."
Everyone knew he was here to see a joke, but what could be done? Say he is the culprit, there is no evidence, maybe it will attract a lot of cynicism, just don't say anything, feel suffocated.
"Let's go for a walk in Ditan Park..." Yan Bugui pointed to the northeast: "What are you doing in the courtyard?"
Lin Yue said: "Just say what you say, please don't tremble in your legs, okay?"
"you you you……"
Are his legs trembling? He is so angry that Yan Bugui wishes he could sew his mouth shut.
"Lao Yan, don't pay attention to him. The more you pay attention to him, the more aggressive he will become." Liu Haizhong, the second uncle, finally figured out that this kid came to the central courtyard on purpose to tease them.
"Little one, I taught you to sing yesterday. Let's play a part for the three uncles."
As soon as the voice fell, the parrot in the cage really spread its wings and brightened its voice.
"Through the forest and sea, across the snowy plains, the energy rushes into the sky."
"Facing the mountains with heroic emotions and ambitions."
"May the red flag be spread across the five continents and all over the world."
"Even the Sea of Fire and Daoshan rushed forward."
"I wish I could rush the flying snow into spring water."
"Welcome spring to change the world."
"..."
Although the voice is not polished enough and the tune is not good enough, the pronunciation is clear, and the momentum really has the flavor of "Fighting Tigers and Going Up the Mountain".
However, for the three uncles, whether the parrot sings well or not is secondary. The key is the title of the song - Fighting Tigers and Going Up the Mountain.
What does it mean?
Who is the tiger? Where is the mountain?
Lin Yue put his finger into the cage and picked the parrot's beak: "Third uncle, you should understand this article, right?"
"You...you...you little brat."
"Hey, great people's teacher, why are you scolding me? This is so uncivilized. You have no teacher's ethics. You have no teacher's ethics. Your consciousness is lower than that of an ordinary worker like me."
Gudu~
Yan Bugui swallowed and kept rubbing his chest with his hands, trying to calm down the anger in his heart.
"Second uncle, your hand... was bitten by a dog, right? Have you been vaccinated? Yes, that is quite expensive. At this time, it must not worry about money. You said that if it is infected with rabies, If Ke Bang'er dies, how can your whole family survive?"
After being angry with the third uncle, he went to the second uncle again.
"You... don't be arrogant to me, Lin. I'm telling you, you and I are incompatible from now on."
Don't pay attention to him?
Isn't it reasonable? This guy's words are like an awl stuck in the sole of a shoe, drilling hard into people's eyes.
After saying this, Liu Haizhong snorted coldly and left.
"Master... forget it, only one of the three legs can be used. I really can't bear to say bad things about you anymore." Lin Yue turned around and patted Xu Damao on the shoulder: "Xu Damao, give me a ride."
"where to?"
"Didn't Third Uncle just show me where to go? We're walking birds in Ditan Park."
"No problem, go your way."
The two of them just left.
Yi Zhonghai was so angry that his teeth ached. Was this because he was not saying bad things? This is even more outrageous than what he said about the second uncle and the third uncle. What do you mean, three legs and two are useless?
Yan Bugui gritted his molar teeth and said: "Lao Yi, you said... you said... what is this?" Yan Bugui said: "Which of you likes to tolerate it, and whoever tolerates it, I can't bear it anyway. , we must convene a hospital-wide meeting immediately to get rid of this black sheep. I still don’t believe it. We, thirty or forty people, can’t get rid of this little bastard if we unite.”
Yi Zhonghai glanced at him and said, "Are you sure this will work?"
"You have to do this no matter what. If you let him continue to be arrogant, everyone's life will be ruined in the future." Yan Bugui's heart bleeds at the thought of having to buy glasses.
"Then we have to carefully plan how to hold the meeting."
"I'll call Old Liu back." Since Yi Zhonghai's legs were weak, it was naturally up to Yan Bugui to handle the matter: "While he is going for a walk in Ditan Park, we must come up with a solution."
Yi Zhonghai nodded and said nothing more.
…
Yes, Lin Yue went for a walk, but that didn't mean that he didn't know what the three uncles in the courtyard were doing.
It is said in the TV series that the three uncles are no match for Silly Pillar when fighting alone.
When we get to his place, even if the three of us join forces... let's have a good time.
In the evening, he spent all the meat stamps he had left for the New Year and his uncle, and bought four hens and brought them back to the courtyard.
The roof was built in the morning and after an afternoon of drying, the chicken coop was barely usable, so he moved the hens in the cage and built a fence outside the chicken coop with wire and wooden sticks to give them an activity. and feeding space.
When it was dark, Xu Damao pushed his bicycle into the courtyard and saw that everything was alive here.
"The craftsmanship is pretty good. I haven't seen them all in one afternoon."
Lin Yue said: "Stop talking about those useless things and quickly send me your old hen and half a bag of wheat bran."
"嘚唻."
Xu Damao pushed his bicycle and walked inside. Not long after, Lou Xiao'e came from behind, carrying an old hen in one hand and a cloth bag in the other.
"Lin Yue, you are very mobile. You just started yesterday, and today the chickens have moved in."
Lin Yue said: "If no one makes trouble, the progress can be faster."
When the second uncle, who had just returned home from the rabies vaccination, heard this, he turned around and muttered in a low voice, but at that volume, he couldn't get it out of his mouth.
Lou Xiao'e said: "What did the second uncle say?"
Lin Yue said: "He said, tell me not to yell, and if you stay away, he will treat me tonight."
Lou Xiao'e grabbed a handful of wheat bran and threw it into the chicken coop: "Did he really say that?"
Lin Yue said: "Isn't that right? The three uncles worked together all afternoon to punish me. Moreover, every house is ventilated."
Lou Xiao'e said: "Then why didn't I know? I've been at home all afternoon."
"They come to find you. If you tell Xu Damao about it, and he comes to deliver a letter to me, won't their plan be exposed?"
When it comes to this, she still doesn't understand the truth. The three emotional uncles regard Xu Damao as Lin Yue's ally.
"Then you still act like nothing is wrong?"
"Criticize me?" Lin Yue curled his lips: "Just do it."
Lou Xiao'e said: "If you ask me, you'd better be more careful."
The first uncle, the second uncle, and the third uncle Qin Huairu are stupid... These people are eager to drive Lin Yue away, but from Lou Xiao'e's point of view, not only are the two sides not having a holiday, Lin Yue also helped their family catch the chicken thief, so she really can't I hope to see a group of people besieging Lin Yue.
"Sure, I understand. I'll hide at night and go for a walk in Xizhimen. If they can't wait for me, they won't be able to drive."
"now it's right."
Lou Xiao'e giggled twice: "Okay, then you can get busy, I'll be back."
Lin Yue watched her leave, then turned and entered his house with half a bag of wheat bran.
…
That night.
Yi Zhonghai came to the front yard with the help of his aunt, followed by Qin Huairu and her mother-in-law, the second uncle, the second aunt, Liu Guangtian, Liu Guangfu and others.
Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiecheng had already set up tables, chairs and benches in the courtyard, while Yan Jiekuang and Yan Jieti went door to door to invite people.
Everyone knew that there was something important to do tonight, so every family had breakfast and just waited to criticize the unruly guy under the leadership of the three uncles.
When Xu Damao was dragged to the front yard by Lou Xiao'e, Yan Bugui counted the heads present and thought they were almost there, so he walked to the door of the west wing and raised his hand to knock on the door.
Dong Dong Dong~
No one responded.
Dong Dong Dong~
Still no one responded.
Lou Xiao'e poked Xu Damao's chest with her elbow: "What's the matter? He's not as stupid as you said. He knows that a group of people are going to criticize him, but he's still waiting at home."
Xu Damao frowned, wondering if he had made a mistake? Did he really go out to avoid the limelight?
At this moment, Yan Bugui knocked on the door again.
A somewhat unclear voice came from the room: "Knock, knock, what are you knocking? You're sleeping, just stay there if you have nothing to do."
