The monkey's hair is wet, his clothes are wet, and his sexy mustache is also wet. The drowned rat looks particularly interesting.
But no one laughed, no one could laugh.
Especially Zhao Ye. He obviously watched Fang Hui coming up from the first floor before putting the basin up, waiting to give the traitor a blow. But why did the person who was soaked in the rain become the dean?
Fang Hui is the kind of doorstep type of student who can endure and endure.
But the big horse monkey...
We're in big trouble! Zhao Ye's face turned pale with fright.
"You... you..."
Damascus's lungs were about to burst with anger. He came here with anger, but as soon as he entered the door, he poured a basin full of water. What kind of behavior was this? This was to challenge his authority.
"Who did it? Who did it?"
Water droplets trickled down the frizzy hair and fell to the ground drop by drop.
He slapped the desk suddenly, and the table trembled several times.
"Posting big-character posters, turning on the switch, hiding textbooks from classmates, and now treating teachers like this, I will leave my words here today. If I don't expel one or two this time, my name, Ma Huinan, will be written upside down."
Everyone can see that Damahou is really angry this time. After all, he is the dean of students, and Class 1, Grade 1 is doing this. If no one gets out, how can he still hang out in Experiment 1 in the future?
In fact, he knew that this basin of water was not prepared for him. He thought it was prepared for Lin Yue by the troublemaker who hid Lin Yue's textbooks. However, this was not important. What was important was that he had made up his mind to expel a few to set an example for the whole grade. .
No one speaks, no one dares to speak. In this situation, whoever speaks will be unlucky.
Ah sneeze~
Ah sneeze~
The giant monkey sneezed twice in a row.
"Director, how about... you go change your clothes first, you may catch a cold. It's flu season now." Lin Yue stood at the door and said kindly.
Da Mahou took a deep breath: "You two go back to your seats first."
Lin Yue nodded to Fang Hui, walked back to his seat and sat down.
Damascus's glasses were covered with a layer of water drops, and his clothes were still dripping: "Don't tell me, tomorrow... is the deadline I give you. If you don't say it yet, I will contact your parents to hold a parent-teacher meeting. I asked them to give me an explanation."
Pa~
Damascus slapped the table again. From now on, all classes in Grade 1 and Grade 1 will be suspended until I figure out who did it.
After saying this, he walked away angrily, and water stains formed a line wherever he passed.
Lin Yue felt a little funny. Who said Malaysian monkeys are stupid? We can't punish students corporally, right? High school students are very rebellious, and big trouble will happen if pushed too hard, right? I don’t toss you, I toss your parents, to see whether you unite or your parents unite.
In Class 11, he was the only one who could laugh.
Zhao Ye covered his head behind the book and was very worried. His family was not as rich as Chen Xun and Qiao Ran's family. If he really wanted to be kicked out of school, his father might not let him study from now on.
"Why is this such a coincidence? You just put the water basin up, and the giant monkey appeared..." Chen Xun leaned back, but what he was looking at was Lin Yue's seat.
After waiting for a while, there was no response. When Chen Xun took the English textbook that Zhao Ye had held in front of his face, he saw that his best friend had a pale face and looked like he had peed.
"What? What's the matter? I'm so scared."
"I feel like I'm about to get kicked out of school."
"No." Chen Xun said: "The two traitors were in the corridor when the big horse monkey came, and they don't know who did it. As long as we unite, the big horse monkey can definitely defeat us."
"Yes." Kong Lingcao said from the side: "Don't worry, if anyone dares to betray you, I, Kong Lingcao, will be the first to fight him." When she said this, she glanced at the person behind the desk on the right.
He Sha just pretended not to hear.
At the same time, Qiao Ran turned sideways and glanced at Lin Yue, who seemed to be reading miscellaneous books as if nothing had happened. Then he looked at Fang Hui, remembering the conversation between the two in the library, and suddenly felt a tingling sensation in his scalp.
This matter...could it be him...
"Classmate Qiao Ran." A voice sounded behind his ear: "Can you help me pick up the cap of my pen?"
Qiao Ran lowered his head and saw a black pen cap with a gold rim lying across the leg of the chair.
…
The classes for Grade 1 and 1 were stopped and they spent the entire afternoon studying on their own.
In the words of Damahou, if you are afraid of falling behind, you should expose the people who have done bad things. Otherwise, you will fall behind in classes, so I will have classes on Saturdays and Sundays.
Of course, poor students don't matter, but students with good grades are obviously becoming impatient. If there is no result until tomorrow, the parent-teacher meeting will be held and they will be scolded when they go home.
Lin Yue did not go home during the break between afternoon classes and evening self-study. He took out the lunch box he bought in the morning, which contained rice drizzled with tomato and vegetable juice, ham sliced into strips and half an omelette.
Chen Xun and Zhao Ye left the classroom right after class. They didn't know what they were doing. Bell Grass and He Sha were worrying about the cold lunch boxes. In the past, Zhao Ye would go to the canteen to help them heat their meals, but now Zhao Ye not only has no appetite to eat. , and was not in the mood to help them heat food.
"Teacher Xu has a microwave oven. Do you want me to take it over and heat it up for you?" Lin Yue walked up to He Sha and said.
She was stunned for a moment, with a hesitant look on her face. It wasn't until she noticed that Bellflower's face turned cold that she declined politely: "Thank you, but no need."
Lin Yue didn't say anything, smiled at her, turned and left.
A bunch of little brats are playing dirty tricks with him, and if they don’t sink the boat of your friendship, I won’t be called Lin Green Tea.
"Who is he?" Kong Lingcao looked at Lin Yue's back and curled her lips: "I am rushing to show my courtesy, who cares about your help?"
He Sha picked up the spoon and took a mouthful of cold rice. It felt very hard to swallow.
…
Evening self-study passed quickly.
The big horse monkey didn't peek in the corridor like before. I don't know if he was still angry and too lazy to care about the people in the first class, or if he really caught a cold and went home to rest early.
After the get out of class bell rang, Lin Yue packed up his desk and went downstairs. He found the broken Phoenix in the carport and pushed it out. He felt something was wrong. He looked through the nearby lights and saw that the tire was flat.
You must know that he had only inflated it when he came in the morning.
very nice……
Another famous scene of the post-80s generation.
Who hasn’t had a puncture or a flat tire? Oh, there is also a lost bicycle, but with the appearance of this broken Phoenix, its fate is probably to become a part of the junkyard, rather than falling into the hands of second-hand car dealers.
He monitored the first class of senior high school and the office, but did not monitor the bicycle shed, but it didn't matter. He could use his toes to figure out who did this.
Isn't it worth playing at a loss?
…
The next morning.
The classroom is as usual, with people playing around, people copying homework, people reading extracurricular books, and people playing with their hair.
Chen Xun walked in from the front door when there were still five minutes before the school bell rang.
He was in very bad condition today, with a bruise on his forehead and blood marks on the back of his hand.
"Chen Xun, did you play ball again last night? What a fierce confrontation, why are you so embarrassed?"
Before Ren Gaoying finished speaking, Zhao Ye staggered into the classroom. It looked like he had sprained his ankle. With this condition, he would not be able to play basketball for at least a week.
"Who could do it?" Chen Xun patted the podium and his eyes fell directly on the young man studying seriously in the window seat.
"I ask again, who can do it?"
"What's wrong, Chen Xun? He's so angry." Someone asked below.
"You dare to do it, don't you? Okay, drip lubricating oil into someone's brake disc, it's quite damaging."
When Chen Xun said this, there was an uproar below. He dripped lubricating oil into the brake disc. Fortunately, he came up with such a damaging trick. It seems that the injuries on Chen Xun and Zhao Ye were caused by this incident.
Everyone followed his gaze and Lin Yue became the focus.
Lin Yue curled his lips and didn't argue with each other. What kind of weird people are these two? When they were playing at a loss, they didn't say they dared to take the risk. When others were able to take the loss, they asked others to dare to take the risk.
"Don't think that if I don't know who did it, just pretending to be deaf can mean nothing happened?"
Lin Yue yawned, looked out the window and said slowly: "There is a word called double-labeled dog. I wonder if the students have heard of it."
There was no such word in 1999, and many people looked confused.
"Don't you understand?" Lin Yue looked at the people standing on the podium: "The squad leader not only has excellent grades, but is also well-informed. He must know the meaning of this word. Let me explain it to everyone."
"You..." Chen Xun thought for a moment and realized that the boy was scolding him, and his words were very heart-wrenching.
"Say it? Why don't you say it? You don't have the face to say it? Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you. At the critical moment, you should be a coward, but you ask others to dare to take responsibility. To put it in Northeastern dialect, why are you so slapped in the face?"
"It's not good, it's not good, it's bad."
When the smell of gunpowder was strong in the classroom, Bellflower ran in from outside.
Chen Xun said: "Can you please stop shouting? What's the big deal?"
