The movie "The Richest Man in Xihong City" tells the story of Wang Duoyu, the goalkeeper of Daxiang Team, a third-level team in Xihong City, who was fired by the coach for losing the game. When he was helpless, Wang Duoyu suddenly received an invitation from the mysterious boss Jin. He is actually the sole heir to the insurance tycoon Mrs. Wang, with an inheritance as high as 30 billion! But Mrs. Wang gave a very strange condition, that is, Wang Duoyu was required to spend one billion in one month, and he could not tell the people around him, otherwise he would lose his inheritance rights. Wang Duoyu signed the "Military Order" without hesitation and started a "spending trip" with his friend Zhuang Qiang and Finance Xia Zhu. Wang Duoyu, who was about to become the richest man in Xihong City, felt the joy of being a rich man for the first time. happiness, but also found that it is not that simple to spend money like water!
Two hours later, Lin Yue closed the web page, did a little homework, prepared food for Badun and Black Cat, and called up the system menu to choose to accept the task.
There is no need to worry about punishment for easy difficulty tasks, and as a comedy movie, there is no life-threatening danger. This time he is very relaxed.
Huh~
There was a flash of white light, and a big living person disappeared out of thin air.
Badun was so used to this scene that he didn't even raise his head. It was the first time for the black cat to encounter a big change in a living person. The only remaining cat eye burst out with a ray of light.
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"Goalkeeper is a profession that becomes more and more demonic as you get older. I don't know which leader of your team, but in the vast sea of people, he caught me, this old demon, at a glance. Although I am thirty-seven, but because of my growth I started playing relatively late, and I am currently at the peak of my physical fitness. Coupled with my young mentality, I am confident that I will play until the age of 60, which is just in line with the legal retirement age in our country."
A speechless confession penetrated his ears. Lin Yue, who had just entered this world, felt a little uncomfortable. His head felt dizzy, his body sank, and he almost fell backwards. He moved his legs forward reflexively under the strong feeling of weightlessness. With one press, he grasped the board under his butt with both hands.
"There is a way, there is a way..." The force coming from his shoulder woke him up. He opened his sleepy eyes and saw a face with its own BGM appearing less than half a meter away. The permed hair reached to his shoulders and was swollen behind his ears. , in front of them is a pair of slender naked eyes, blinking with charm.
Damn it, Wang Duoyu!
"You are right, be energetic." Wang Duoyu winked at him and turned to look at the middle of the hall: "Mr. Jin, my brother practiced ball alone until midnight. He came here with me early this morning and didn't get a good rest. Don’t mind it.”
"It's okay, it's okay, young people... it's popular to go to bed late and get up late." A deep voice said.
Lin Yue looked towards the place where the sound came from.
There are several plates of exquisite side dishes on the dining table in the middle of the hall, with small dumplings next to them. There is a statue of a god behind the dining table, and on the left and right are the words "Sages and heroes are famous, but wealth and glory are all in vain".
There was a man sitting between the dining table and the statue. He had small eyes, a flat nose, and a sparse mustache on his chin. He looked quite energetic, but he had the head of a deer and the eyes of a rat.
Of course Lin Yue knew who he was - Jim Carrey, the old sweetheart of Mr. Wang Duoyu.
here it is?
Lin Yue raised his head and took a look at the rows of lights on the ceiling, the porcelain and jade carvings on the display shelves, the unique flowers and plants in the flower pots, and the antique tables, chairs and benches.
This is the beginning of the movie!
He took another look at the bench under his buttocks, which was half occupied by Wang Duoyu, and felt a little confused.
Why are you here?
Mr. Jin said: "You two haven't eaten yet. This dish is not cold yet. Why don't you eat some?"
Wang Duoyu touched Lin Yue's arm, pointed at the food on the table, then looked at Mr. Jin and said, "You're welcome, I'll just deal with Youdao."
After he finished speaking, he stood up to move the stool, but Lin Yue was still in a daze, with his butt firmly attached to it.
Wang Duoyu didn't move even after being fucked twice, and was so angry that he frowned and said, "You are so stupid that you don't even take advantage of me. Are you worthy of your name?"
"Huh? Oh..."
Lin Yue quickly raised his buttocks and let Wang Duoyu take away the bench and sit in front of the dining table. He picked up a piece of something unknown and put it on the plate. He tossed it over and over, not knowing how to eat it.
"Come, you come too." Mr. Jin looked at Lin Yue and ordered the dishes on the table.
Gu~gu~
It was okay that he didn't speak. After saying this, Lin Yue really felt a little hungry. He walked over and picked up a meat bun with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. He took a bite and it felt very fragrant and refreshing.
Mr. Jin glanced at the two of them: "Actually, I know you very well, Wang Duoyu, you have been playing football for twenty years and have been in the C-level team for a long time. You were once suspended for two years for biting someone during a game. During those two years You have played women's football, worked in Japanese fashion, and even worked as a mannequin. Within the limits allowed by the law, you have developed your body to the extreme."
Listening to his words, Lin Yue almost choked to death on his buns when he recalled the scene in the movie where Wang Duoyu played women's football and worked as a Japanese mannequin.
"And you, Wang Youdao. In high school, you were rejected for chasing a girl and vowed to make a difference. Later, you dropped out of school to start a business. You sold food at the train station and posted small advertisements in the toilet. You were also caught in a detention center for scalping and spent ten years in jail. Five days later, I heard that your cousin was a football player, so I came here to join him. After practicing for six years, he was still sitting on the bench. You two brothers are a perfect match."
Go ahead, Lin Yue almost spat blood on the wall. It took him a long time to realize that Jim Carrey was talking about him.
At the same time, a belated stream of information was injected into his mind, and Jim Carrey describing his life experience flashed before his eyes like a movie.
On the overpass at the train station exit, young people wearing military coats would ask if they wanted to buy anything. This damn thing is a sunset industry, how can it not be pornographic?
There is also the experience of posting small advertisements in toilets. When I think about it, I always see a certain rich woman with a fortune of tens of millions. Because her husband is infertile, she is now looking for healthy men with no bad habits... 500,000 will be donated afterwards. Contents of RMB appreciation.
Finally, there was the painful experience of being chased everywhere by the police as a scalper.
And just three years ago, the Niu Dongmei who gave him the courage to drop out of school and start a business... damn actually got married and asked someone to send him an invitation.
Talking too much about life will lead to tears.
He is too difficult.
Well, it's too far back to recall his current personal information.
Name: Wang Youdao; Gender: Male; Age: 32 years old; Marital status: Single; Occupation: Alternate goalkeeper of Daxiang Football Team.
The most important thing is that he is Wang Duoyu's cousin, one is Wang Duoyu and the other is Wang Youdao. With this name, you can tell that they are a family member.
In other words, Wang Duoyu and his grandfather have an extra brother. The insurance tycoon with a fortune of 30 billion in the movie is no longer two brothers, but three brothers.
"Those things you mentioned are all my hobbies and are not enough to prove my strength. It seems that it is time for me to show the solid basic skills of an excellent goalkeeper."
When Lin Yue was there to confirm his identity information, Wang Duoyu started a new round of performances, just like in the movie, and finally became a carp-style floor wiper.
"Okay, okay, you take a break first and let me take a break on the floor." Jim Carrey quickly stopped him: "Tell the truth, I have no intention of signing you."
Wang Duoyu was annoyed: "You didn't want to sign us, why are you letting me flapping around here? Why are you playing with me? We took a taxi all the way here and spent 60. I wanted to ask Zhuang Qiang to get some more to help Youdao buy a pair." My son’s sneakers, even good stars can’t afford them now.”
"hey-hey……"
Lin Yue was just thinking about his identity when he heard Wang Duoyu's shout and came back to his senses.
"Youdao, say something!"
"Huh? Oh."
"Ah, what, let you talk."
"say what?"
"Okay, okay." Jim Carrey interrupted the conversation between the two, winked at the man standing next to him, told him to go down, and finally opened the curtain on the dining table.
money.
There are hundreds of thousands of old people's heads with white and red flowers and the smell of fresh banknotes, neatly stacked in a pile.
Wang Duoyu, who hadn't gotten up after struggling for a long time, pushed his butt on the ground, tapped his left foot with his right foot, and swayed miraculously.
Mr. Jin said: "The day after tomorrow, the match between our two teams is very important to me. I will buy you three goals for these 300,000, which is a lot."
Wang Duoyu stared at him for five minutes, then suddenly picked up his coat on the chair next to him, turned his back to the dining table, and said with a sense of dignity and a bit of smugness: "The goalkeeper is guarding the bottom line on the court. As long as I'm standing in front of the baseline, you can't even score a goal."
After saying that, he put his coat on his shoulders and walked out of the door very casually, but fell back after more than ten seconds.
"Youdao, do you want to stay for lunch?"
"Huh? Oh."
Lin Yue rubbed his face, took three more buns from the basket, smiled at Jim Carrey, and quickly chased after him.
Finally no longer have to be a police officer!
Since the system has given him a basic character of being slick, philistine, and taking advantage, he must play this comedy role well, otherwise, will his background as a bit player be wasted? This is a matter of professional dignity... Although in reality, the group leader has not sent him an announcement for more than a month.
"What's wrong with you today, are you distracted?"
"Oh, maybe it's because I didn't sleep well last night." Lin Yue said this, but in his heart, he didn't sleep well. The first time his mind wandered was because of the discomfort caused by physical time travel, and the second time his mind wandered was because Considering the mental impact caused by recognizing personal information, the third time my mind wandered was entirely due to the confusing settings of the system.
PS: Two chapters are published today.
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