The weather is nice today. I am basking in the sun in the courtyard of the funeral home. It is warm.
With Mrs. Situ's divine assist, Situ Jin and Feng Qingluan seemed to have disappeared from the earth during this period and did not bother me.
The business inside the museum is also very sluggish, and a deceased person has arrived in half a month.
But Director He said that he would have to get busy when the weather gets colder.
Most of the frail and sickly elderly people cannot withstand strong temperature differences and harsh winters.
Ning Yi held the fruit plate and inserted a strawberry.
He took a bite from his butt and handed it to me.
"An'an, open your mouth!"
"ah……"
So sweet!
Can that not be sweet?
Ning Yi didn't know when he suddenly became a good boyfriend.
No matter what it was, he always had a taste first.
Eat the sour ones by yourself and give me the sweet ones.
I also asked him at that time, didn't he say that believers are not blessed to receive the worship of Baojiaxian?
Ning Yi’s answer is: Rules are meant to be broken!
"Is it sweet?" Ning Yi asked me with a smile.
"Not as sweet as you!"
The casual sentence immediately made Ning Zhen blush.
But then, there was a burst of sighing.
Looking for the reputation, I saw Director He and Zai Zai, as well as Huang Dafu standing behind Zai Zai.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's so sour!" Huang Dafu covered his cheeks, "You are sweet, but we are sour! I won't even cultivate for a woman!"
"Yes!" Zaizai nodded, "My young heart has endured injuries that should not be endured at this age!"
"You guys are so in love, why not just get married on the spot!" Director He said immediately.
This time, it was my turn to be embarrassed.
"I would like to marry!" Ning Zhen said seriously, "But she is not of legal age for marriage yet!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at each other in shock.
"Why do you, a Baojiaxian, abide by the rules of the world?" Huang Dafu excitedly twirled his beard, "We wild animals can reach sexual maturity in three months or three years. You are at least several hundred years old, and you are already mating... ah Phew, it’s the age to choose a spouse! So, you don’t have to wait until she is twenty! Even if you pay attention to the sense of ceremony, you can get married first and then get the certificate!"
"Wong Tai Sin is right!" Director He smiled, "Just in this period of time when I am not busy, I can still help you organize a banquet! We will hold a banquet in the funeral parlor, and only a few of us who are familiar with us will participate. As for the flowers Tong, let Zaizai be the one!"
"Is that okay?" Ning Zhen's eyes sparkled instantly.
"Can I ask An'an?"
When I saw Ning Zhen's gaze, my face became dry.
"An'an, will you marry me?"
"Forehead……"
"She doesn't want to!"
Before I could finish speaking, Ning Zhen said with a frustrated look on his face.
Please!
Girls should be more reserved when it comes to proposing!
Even if I am very willing in my heart, I still have to pretend to think about it.
"I do!" I said hurriedly, "Who said no?"
Ning Zhen looked at me, his grin getting wider and wider.
Then, he held me in his arms.
Tight, as if it is embedded in the flesh.
"Then I will choose a good and auspicious day!" Director He showed his big white teeth, "There has been no happy event in the funeral home for a long time!"
…
Even though it’s weird to have a wedding in a funeral home!
But these are all my friends.
When they heard that I was getting married, all the cadavers in the morgue were extremely excited.
"Sister An, when will the wedding banquet be held? Will you invite us?"
"certainly!"
In order to allow these corpse friends to participate, Director He specially chose the time at night.
"Very good!"
"Sister An, I don't have anything valuable, so I'll give you a rib!"
"Sister An, what do you think of my skull?"
"Sister An, I'll give you my pelvis!"
…
"No need! No need!"
I quickly rejected everyone's 'kindness', "I don't lack anything, and I will prepare a paper dinner for you when the time comes!"
"Yeah, long live Sister An!"
Ning Zhen and Director He are busy. I don’t know what they are busy with.
Anyway, mysterious.
And my wedding cannot be without the high hall.
If my real mother doesn’t come, my recognized mother has to come, right?
But I can’t get rid of those ghosts in the cemetery in the western suburbs!
Riding my beloved little electric donkey, I came to the Western Suburbs Cemetery.
As soon as they entered the cemetery, Wen Wan appeared.
"Baby!"
"mom!"
Holding Wen Wan's hand, I came to Yun Yu's target.
"Master, come out!"
"What are you doing!"
Yunyu appeared, yawning lazily.
"I'm getting married!"
As soon as these words came out, Wen Wan and Yun Yu were stunned for an instant.
"I seem to be dreaming, I'll go back and sleep for a while!"
Seeing Yunyu was about to leave, I quickly grabbed her.
"It's not a dream! I! Want! Get! Get Married!"
"ah!"
Wen Wan and Yun Yu screamed and stamped their feet, trembling with excitement.
"Baby, are you getting married?"
"Is it Ning Yi?"
"Yeah!" I nodded shyly, "Tonight! I want to invite you over!"
Having said this, I held Wen Wan and Yun Yu's hands.
"My wedding can't be without elders!"
"Hahaha, my baby is getting married!"
"Congratulations!" Yun Yu agreed, "You will be a grandma soon! When their child is born, I have to pass on all my green tea skills to him!"
"It can't be that fast!" I said with embarrassment and annoyance, "Mom, Master, the only problem now is that you can't leave here unless someone possesses you!"
My words made Wen Wan and Yun Yu look at me.
"What do you want?"
"Here!" I patted my chest.
"You don't want us to possess you together, do you?"
"Not two!" I said with a smile.
"That's good!"
"It's three!" I said immediately.
"What?"
"Have you forgotten me?" Situ Kuang suddenly appeared and spoke quietly. "Can I not attend my sister-in-law's wedding?"
"Three ghosts possessing one body?!" Wen Wan shook her head vigorously, "How much harm will it do to my baby's body?"
"Oh, but is there a more suitable carrier than her? You can't dig out our bones and take them away, right?"
…
Two hours later, I picked up the bulging sack and hung it on the car.
Situ Kuang, who was squatting in the basket of the car, looked desperate.
"I shouldn't talk too much!" Situ Kuang slapped himself hard, "I'll end up being digged into my grave!"
"Stop being so obsessive!" Yun Yu, who was sitting behind me, poked her head, "It's bad luck to cry on a happy day!"
"That's right!" Wen Wan stuck out her head from the other side, "The baby will be lucky if he digs a grave, right?"
"I was wrong!"
I feel very happy!
Along the way, the three of us women were chattering, but Situ Kuang couldn't get a word in.
When I arrived at the funeral home, I picked up the bag of bones and opened the door.
Unexpectedly, when I looked up, I saw the big red word "Happy".
Even the sunflowers in the yard are tied with small red hydrangeas.
"Little aunt, have you invited my mother?" Situ Kuang asked.
"I want to, but I dare not! Aren't you afraid of scaring your mother? Not only ghosts but also the walking dead will be attending the wedding banquet tonight!"
"It's not like my mother has never seen ghosts! You are the only bloodline of the Situ family. She will definitely be unhappy if you don't invite her! If you are afraid of Xiao Jin, just tell my mother not to tell him!"
"Oh well!"
Stepping aside, I took out my phone.
Soon, the call was connected.
"An'an, is Xiaojin causing trouble for you again?"
"No! Are you... free tonight?"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
"Then stop by the funeral home and attend the wedding!"
"Huh? Whose wedding is held in the hotel?"
"It's not a hotel, it's a funeral home!" I lowered my voice in embarrassment, "My wedding!"
...(End of chapter)
