Purely speechless!
Why is this uncle so 'innocent and cute'!
In the sentence he said, which word is related to " Zhao Di "!
Infuriating!
Such a hasty name for my mother!
"Let me tell you, you look a lot like Zhaodi! However, you are not as smart as her! If she hadn't been weird, the men in the village would have married her!"
"How weird is she?"
"It's not weird to eat raw fish. What's weird is when she was a baby! It was time for her teeth to grow, and the first thing she grew were two canines. At first, I thought they were small tiger teeth and didn't care, but they grew longer and longer. Just like those dog teeth, they are sharper than dog teeth. We thought it was unlucky, so we pulled them out when she grew up! Anyway, she is fine during the day, but wilder at night. When others light a lamp, she can walk like flying in the dark. And ah , her eyes sometimes reflect light at night!"
Reflective?
That’s the luminous reflection phenomenon that only animals have!
It seems that my mother is really half fox!
"After talking for a long time, you still haven't said who you are!"
"Recruiting my daughter!"
As soon as these words came out, the old man's hands trembled.
After a long time, he knocked the pipe on the ground.
"No wonder you have yin and yang eyes. You brought them from your mother's womb! It is said that people who have been resurrected from the dead will open their yin and yang eyes after passing through the gate of hell. I guess you have inherited it! Then where is your mother now?"
"I don't know either!" I shook my head and stood up, "Uncle, I'm leaving first! You can take the money and buy some delicious food. Thank you for saving my mother!"
After saying this, I turned around and left.
Could the person who brought my grandma to the grave be my mother?
Grandma Liu and I, Tai Nai, are close friends. She can remember most of the things my mother said were good things, which proves that I, Tai Nai, have a good impression of my mother.
Is it because I was kind to my mother when I was still alive, and my mother came to the grave to remember her kindness?
Thinking of this, I became excited and hurriedly lit incense to summon Ye Chenchen.
"Bitch, what are you doing?"
"I want you to guard my grandma's grave!"
"I haven't even guarded my own grandma's grave. You want me to guard your grandma's grave?"
"This is not a discussion, this is an order! If someone passes by or pays homage, you must follow her immediately and tell me!"
"I won't do it! You bitch..."
Before Ye Chenchen finished speaking, he disappeared.
Her son obeyed and abducted his mother directly.
…
After returning to the funeral home in a dusty atmosphere, I went straight to the morgue.
When I entered, I happened to see Professor Shi reading a book.
"came back?"
After Professor Corpse said this, he continued to lower his head.
Seeing him, I seemed to remember something.
I remember that Situ Jin once asked a few professors to translate ancient Sanskrit. At that time, they only translated a little bit and said that the scholar who really understood ancient Sanskrit had passed away. Could he be talking about Professor Shi?
However, this matter will be investigated later. Let’s settle the negative 4 matter first.
I knocked on the Minus 4 morgue and waited for Minus 4 to show up and explain everything to him.
When he heard that I was going to put him into the water again, his whole body became distorted.
"No! No!"
"Why doesn't it work?"
"He drowned in water, so he is naturally afraid of water!" Professor Corpse next to him said, "The physiological fear turned into a psychological one that is even more unforgettable!"
"But that's the only way you can find your true self! Don't you want to know where your home is and how many people are there in your family? Don't you want to be buried in the grave? Although you don't have to work to be a ghost, you still have to stay there day after day. Aren’t you bored in the morgue?”
"But I'm really scared!" Minus 4 said cautiously.
"You will be out of your mind if you die for a long time! It's okay if I don't know you, but now that I know you, I can't ignore you! Minus 4, you are afraid of water and I am afraid too! To make it so, I take greater risks than you! I have to Drowning produces the same magnetic field as you, so it is possible to see your memories during your lifetime!"
"That's right, young man!" Professor Zhi said, "There is no ghost who doesn't want to know his past! Whether good or bad, past memories are proof of your existence! When you are laid to rest, I will let this girl I also want to find a place to live, it’s really uncomfortable to be a ghost!”
This negative 4 is probably due to soft ears and cannot withstand lobbying.
After careful persuasion from Professor Corpse and I, we finally nodded.
I bought a good paper suit and burned it for Minus 4, and then in the dead of night I took his body to the river nearest to the funeral home.
I couldn't move it alone, so I asked Director He to drive me there.
By the river, it was pitch black.
Tie Negative 4's legs with ropes to prevent him from sinking or being swept away.
Then I tied them up as well, picked up my trouser legs and walked slowly towards the river.
When the cold water touched my ankles, I shivered all over.
"Director He, can you really swim?"
"Of course! It's amazing!"
"Do you really know how to give first aid?"
"Can I lie to you?" Director He, holding a flashlight, said with a straight face, "I was a male nurse when I was young!"
"Can you rescue me within five minutes?"
"I will try my best!"
"You can't try your best!" I suddenly became anxious, "If I die, you will lose an excellent employee! No, it's the deputy director! Without me, who would name your corpse and cry for the dead! Who will be there for you? I will inherit your mantle a hundred years from now!"
"Come on! Just tell me to leave!" Director He covered his face, "Don't worry, I will definitely rescue you!"
With Director He's assurance, I bit the bullet and walked into the river.
When the river water reached my chest, I felt so stuffy that I felt like I wanted to explode.
But after getting used to it for a while, I got a little better.
When the water reached my neck, I dragged Minus 4's body to me.
Then he took a sharp breath and plunged into the water.
Gulu, gulu.
I wanted to hold my breath, but instead I drank several sips of water.
His hands struggled reflexively and fluttered randomly.
A strong sense of suffocation came over instantly.
But as he fluttered, the feeling of suffocation turned into dizziness.
I felt weak all over my body, floating on the waves in a daze.
The vision became blurry and blurred until the water circles not far away opened up in layers.
He opened his eyes suddenly, and when he took a closer look, he saw a struggling man.
He turned his back to me and struggled desperately.
This is how the layers of water waves are created.
I don’t know how to swim, I just learn to paddle like a puppy.
When I went around to the front, I saw a face that looked familiar!
Minus 4!
It’s minus 4!
No wonder I no longer feel suffocated, no wonder I’m self-taught as a dog paddler. It turns out that I already have the same Yin Qi magnetic field as Minus 4!
Not daring to think too much, I hurriedly followed Minus 4's line of sight.
Through the layers of water ripples, I saw a woman.
The woman stood on the shore, lowering her gaze expressionlessly.
I was just about to put my head out and take a closer look at her face, when she suddenly bent down and picked up a stone from the river and threw it hard.
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