When I saw a complete face stuck in the helmet in my hand, I screamed and threw it away.
Situ Kuang raised his hand and caught it easily.
"I'm sorry!" Situ Kuan apologized, "The fever is so severe that my face is stuck in my helmet."
Speaking of this, Situ Kuang lowered his head and started to show off his face seriously.
Being used to big scenes, I felt a little numb at the moment.
Especially when I saw Situ Kuan being mean, I couldn't help but feel itchy all over.
Burning into such a miserable state shows how painful he was at that time.
When Situ Kuang put his face back on, I finally managed to see a handsome face.
Phew, much better!
"Did you cook these for me?" Situ Kuang looked at the food on the ground, "No wonder they all say that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach. It's a pity... I'm already dead! You I have no luck to bear or repay your deep affection!"
"You misunderstood!" I shook my head quickly, "I bought these!"
"Forehead……"
"Also! As long as you do me a small favor, you won't be able to repay me! People have personalities, ghosts have their own personalities. If I give you so many delicious foods, you will definitely repay me, right? "
"No!" Situ Kuang, holding his helmet in one hand, tilted his head and stared at me, "Are you too realistic? Shouldn't you pay silently and wait for me to be moved? Then let's have another heart-wrenching episode. Ghost love!"
"Uncle, you think too much!"
"uncle?"
If not uncle, what would you call me?
Situ Jin is five years older than me, and he is ten years older than Situ Jin.
There is a total difference of fifteen years, can you still call me brother?
"elder brother!"
Forget it, people have to bow their heads under tombstones.
"That's pretty much it! I was the youngest domineering president during my lifetime!"
How can a domineering CEO like to eat canned herrings and durian stewed with stinky tofu?
"Brother President, I came to you specifically for help this time!"
"Yeah!" Situ Kuang sat down in front of the tombstone and picked up a piece of durian. "Say it!"
This tone is really similar to Situ Jin's, they are indeed brothers.
"I want you to teach me how to ride a motorcycle!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Situ Kuang spit out the durian.
"I didn't eat it! You can't blackmail me!"
"What are you doing!" I said hurriedly, "If you die and don't want to be reincarnated in the cemetery, it's just idle. Why can't you teach me and let me carry forward your skills?"
"What kind of skills?" Situ Kuan said coldly, "A real motorcycle rider uses his life to play with the car! How old are you?"
When Situ Kuang said this, he looked me up and down.
"Looking at your development, you haven't graduated from middle school yet? What's wrong with learning motorcycles at such an early age?"
"I'm nineteen!"
"Oh, I'm sorry! Then your original family must have been very difficult, right? If you don't have enough food and clothing, you will be stunted!"
I,"……"
"If I knew you existed when I was alive, I would definitely support you!"
"I really want to learn motorcycle riding!" Although I was angry, I softened my tone. "Brother Situ, can you teach me?"
"No!" Situ Kuang shook his head decisively, "I, Situ Kuang, will never accept a disciple!"
…
give up?
impossible!
I filled up the motorcycle with gas and pushed it all the way to the cemetery in the western suburbs.
After burning the paper for Situ Kuang, I patted the motorcycle with a smile.
"Does it look familiar? This is your landline! I also added its favorite 95-octane gasoline."
"Even if you add honey and jade dew, I won't teach you!"
After Situ Kuang appeared, he spoke slowly.
But I turned a deaf ear and sat directly on the motorcycle.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
I ignored Situ Kuan and started directly.
The rumbling sound was instantly deafening.
"You don't want to teach yourself, right? Without the step-by-step guidance of a professional teacher, you will..."
Before Situ Kuang could finish speaking, I rushed out with the motorcycle with a whoosh.
"No! Don't come over!"
A skinny old man suddenly appeared in front of a tombstone not far away, waving his arms vigorously.
"Get out of the way! I can't stop!"
To die!
Where are the brakes?
If it hits him, the old ghost's tombstone will be broken.
no!
I want to stop!
My head felt hot and I stretched out my legs without thinking.
I wanted it in the most traditional way...footbrake, brake!
But the motorcycle is too high!
I kicked my legs hard in mid-air, but they didn't touch the ground.
Woohoo, why do I have short legs?
"Hey! Brake!"
Seeing the tombstone getting closer and closer, I subconsciously leaned back.
Then the front of the car suddenly tilted up, and I jumped up from the tombstone amidst my exclamations.
"Brother Situ, look! I'm flying..."
There was a loud bang and the motorcycle fell to the ground.
Immediately afterwards, I fell on the motorcycle.
Three spins in the air, plus a Thomas pirouette, would it be so painful to cry if you fell like this?
However, I must not feel it either!
Ning Yi didn’t lie to me, he really relieved my pain!
"Hey, are you okay?"
Situ Kuang teleported in front of me and hurriedly knelt down to look at me.
"Let's just say I have talent! I was flying just now!"
"That's the dragon raising its head!"
"It's okay!" I struggled to get up and supported the motorcycle with all my strength.
"What are you doing again?"
"Learn to ride a bike!" I blushed and straightened the motorcycle, then raised my legs and stepped on it. "This time, I want to fly from this tombstone to that tombstone!"
"That's a hundred meters away! You really think you can fly!"
"It's okay, it's okay!" I waved my hand gently.
"Don't think that I will help you if you resort to bitter tricks!" Situ Kuang gritted his teeth, "The first element of being a domineering president is... ruthlessness..."
Before Situ Kuang could finish speaking, I rushed out with a whoosh again.
Fall down and get up.
Get up, fall down again.
When it got dark, my body was already bruised and bruised.
At this time, more and more lonely ghosts gathered around.
The leader, Wen Wan, was already clutching her chest with a distressed look on her face.
"Baby, stop!"
"It's not like you don't know that this child is stubborn!" Yun Yu on the side pulled Wen Wan, "If I had been like this back then, I would have died eight hundred times!"
While the ghosts were talking about each other, Situ Kuang's face remained ashen.
Just when I rolled off the motorcycle again and landed on my face for more than ten meters, he stood in front of me.
"Kneel down!" Situ Kuang said hurriedly, "Just kowtow is considered a disciple!"
"No!" I struggled and raised my head, "I can't just kneel down on anyone!"
I promised Ning Zhen that I cannot kneel to anyone except him!
"Then just pour me a cup of tea!" Situ Kuang said anxiously, "Just call me Master again!"
"No tea, but I have this!"
I quickly got up and ran back to Situ Kui's tombstone, poured out a bowl of soup and handed it to Situ Kui.
"Master, drink some soup!"
"Go back and rest today. Come here tomorrow and I will teach you!" Situ Kuang glanced at me with a sullen look and drank the soup in one gulp.
"Thank you, master!"
"Let's call you Brother Situ!" Situ Kuang frowned, "Leave the motorcycle! Next time without my instructions, you'd better not ride it by yourself!"
"Hehehe, I got it!"
After thanking him profusely, I turned around and limped outside the cemetery.
As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw Ning Zhen, who was holding his waist with one hand and leaning forward slightly.
"Xianjia!"
I shouted excitedly and ran over.
When he raised his head, he was shocked to see Ning Zhen's pale face.
Even the lips have lost their color.
"Xianjia, what's wrong with you?"
"What's wrong with you?" Ning Yi said weakly, "Are you torturing yourself again?"
"I……"
Before I could finish speaking, Ning Zhen grabbed my shoulders and looked up and down.
Then, his brows suddenly tightened.
"It's true that I have eliminated the pain for you, but the damage is real! Don't think that you will be fine if it doesn't hurt anymore! Do you understand?"
"I understand!" I nodded quickly, "Xianjia, you don't look too good!"
"I have always been fair-skinned!" Ning Zhen said this and put his arms around my shoulders. "Help me go back!"
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(End of chapter)
