"So...this is an accident?"
Baiyunshan held his chin in one hand and looked at the girl sitting down on the bench to rest in front of him, with a strange expression on his face.
A few minutes ago, it was this girl who heard the noise on the slope and reached out to ask for help. She happened to be rescued by him who was passing by on the phone here. In fact, it was not a rescue. She just walked over and gave her a hand. It's just that the opponent seemed to have accidentally injured his ankle, which made him unable to exert strength on the slope, so he got stuck in the gap between the rocks.
Observed closely in the evening light, the girl looks about fifteen or sixteen years old, with a thin and slender figure, small and exquisite facial features, only a pair of big watery eyes that are particularly eye-catching, full of aura, and with a fair complexion, she is quite charming. Cultivate the delicate temperament of the Jiangnan water town.
Especially in front of his shoulder-length black hair, his face looks a little pale and sickly. At first glance, it makes people worry that he is not in good health.
But compared with this, after listening to what the other party just described about Baiyun Mountain, what worries her more is not her body, but whether there is something wrong with her brain——
Well, this sentence is not meant to be a curse, but it is really worrying about this.
Baiyunshan rubbed his chin and said slowly: "You said you didn't accidentally slide down the slope and happened to be stuck in the rocks, but you took the initiative to get out of the gap, and you didn't expect that you got a sprain in your foot. Because I couldn't use my strength, I was forced to stay in this ghost place called Tiantian Yingdi Diji for almost ten minutes. Unfortunately, very few people came here. If I hadn't happened to come here to make a phone call, It may take some time before your family discovers that you are missing and they come out to look for you..."
"...Is that what happened?"
After saying such a long sentence in one breath, even Baiyunshan's logic was inevitably a bit close to collapse, but the girl's face still looked very calm, and she nodded.
"Yes, that's what happened."
"Uh...but even though you said that, I still don't quite understand what you mean. Can you...can you recount it again?"
"It's very simple. I volunteered."
"..."
Baiyunshan subconsciously withdrew the hand that was stroking his chin, straightened his back, and raised his eyebrows: "May I ask what is voluntary, Miss?"
"It's very simple. When I was on the track and field team, I accidentally crushed my finger. As a result, it became able to bend flexibly. It's a small stunt, right? So when I was passing by here, I suddenly thought about it. Try pressing it into the stone and see if you can gain any special effects——" the girl said matter-of-factly.
Baiyun Mountain:"......"
If it weren't for the fact that the other party was a girl, and a good-looking girl, Bai Yunshan felt that if he didn't curse a few words at this time, he would be really sorry for his own intelligence.
After all, if President Hua's behavior in the car is raping your spirit, then she is raping your logic. The former can still realize that what he is doing is wrong, but the latter has no such awareness at all.
This enigmatic logic, elusive brain circuit, and extraordinary clarity of mind were truly the first person he had ever seen in his life! In his eyes at this moment, even if there were ten more flower presidents in the car today, none of them would be as speechless as the girl in front of him!
Especially the last reason, do you think you are Sun Wukong and can become great by getting out of a stone? After all, I am still a monkey, and you are not even a monkey——
However, after finishing speaking, the girl suddenly fell silent again, and then laughed suddenly.
"why are you laughing?"
Although the laughter sounded quite clear, it still had a creepy feeling in this relatively remote place where vegetation grew. Baiyun Mountain felt baffled and couldn't help but say.
"No, it's nothing-"
Seemingly realizing that she was being rude, the girl hurriedly shook her head, and then she didn't hold it in for long, but she couldn't help but cover her mouth and giggle all the time. After laughing, she even stopped covering her mouth and started laughing with her hands on her hips. , as if he had been struck by a smile, he was laughing so hard that he couldn't even straighten his waist.
"What are you laughing at?"
"No, really not hahaha——"
"...Hey, you're not kidding me, are you?"
"No, don't you think it's funny? Hahaha, someone would actually get stuck in a stone... It's really silly. How could such a person exist? What a fool hahaha——"
The disowned laughter was as rampant as a villain.
But what is more concerning than this laughter is this weird and wonderful laughter, which really makes him speechless for a while.
"...Ok, I see."
After a few seconds of silence, Baiyunshan seemed to understand something. He took a deep breath, exhaled it for a long time, nodded, turned around and took out his mobile phone.
"Hey, boss lady? Could you please come over? I found a girl about fifteen or sixteen years old. She must have been separated from her family. She is suspected to be mildly mentally retarded and prone to self-mutilation. I just rescued her at a similar location. The walkway to the right of the main entrance goes downhill——"
"..."
The laughter stopped abruptly.
"etc--"
He was interrupted by the girl before he finished speaking. She quickly stepped forward and grabbed his sleeve, curled her lips and muttered: "Okay, okay, I'm just joking with you. It's really boring-"
"A joke? Really?"
Baiyunshan looked at her, covering the microphone with one hand, looking dubious.
"Of course it's true! Look, I'm not smiling. It's okay if I'm not smiling. Please explain it to the boss lady. Otherwise, if my mother and the others find out, it will be troublesome -"
The girl said helplessly.
After finally turning the tables and seizing the other party's advantage, the speechless mood before facing such a mysterious girl finally came back with a chance to take revenge. Of course, someone who is known to be narrow-minded would not just give up, but continued to push forward: "However, Don’t you think it’s a little too rude to make such a joke in front of a stranger you’re meeting for the first time?”
"Especially the kind person who just saved you. If nothing else, it's okay to apologize -"
"Apologize?"
The girl hesitated for a while, then suddenly rolled her eyes, nodded with an honest face, and said: "Of course it's okay, after all, I was the one who made the mistake first, so... I'm really embarrassed - oops! "
As he spoke, he was about to bow and apologize, but suddenly his foot went weak. It seemed that he had accidentally touched the sprain on his foot. He lost his balance and fell towards Baiyun Mountain.
"careful!"
Baiyunshan subconsciously supported the other party. He didn't have time to feel the faint body fragrance of the girl, but he heard a proud voice coming from his ear.
"Now, it's time for you to apologize to me, right?"
"I?"
Baiyunshan has not yet reacted.
"yes."
The girl raised her lips and said in a tone full of success, "Now you are next to me, alone and alone, in such a secluded place. If I shout for help a few times, you will definitely be in trouble by then." It’s much bigger than mine—”
What he said is extremely true.
Baiyunshan was immediately blocked and couldn't utter a single word. He could only push her away speechlessly. His face was still calm, and there was no trace of panic. He said calmly: "Okay, I surrender, but I don't need your help." Apologize, and you don’t have to threaten me with shouting for help, because in fact—”
As he spoke, he calmly turned his fingers to face the dark phone screen towards her.
"I was just joking with you."
"..."
