Why is Xiaonan the god of the sister series?

Style: Gaming Author: everlasting candleWords: 2513Update Time: 24/01/18 17:55:40
(Let me explain in advance, I have recently seen some topics that are deliberately slandering Xiaonan, and the points of attack are very childish and ridiculous, so I suddenly wanted to write such an article. The content is just a joke, everyone can laugh after reading it. .)

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Why is Xiaonan the god of the sister series? Before discussing this issue, I want to first talk about how other sister members are different from Xiaonan.

The first is Erika Ikuta, who committed the crime of arrogance. She reached the top easily at the beginning of the game. Even though she has excellent qualities, she still works harder than others. She is so busy that she doesn’t even have time to play live. It’s obvious that Look down on other members and deliberately work hard to make others feel inferior. This is also true. After ten singles, he disappeared from everyone and never reached the center position again. In comparison, Xiaonan is very humble. She was present at almost every single of the 27 singles to pray. She is known as a professional in praying and is never absent, and is therefore respected by her juniors.

Then there is Kitano Hinako, who committed the crime of anger. She broke pots and ripped up books at every turn. She did not have the aloof temperament that an idol group should have. This undoubtedly violated Konan's words on 46TV: "I usually do it at home. He's lying on the sofa like this." So the God of Cuteness sent down her punishment. Bei had a bad physical condition in 2017, so not only could he not participate in the selection, but more importantly, it was a warning for his excessive use of force.

Then there is Saito Asuka who committed the crime of laziness. He thought he would be great after having sex a few times. Now he is breastfeeding his juniors every day without any ambition, which is extremely ridiculous. In addition, what everyone doesn’t know is that even before exchanging gifts on Valentine’s Day, Xiaonan kindly gave her a warning in the lounge, telling her to be cautious in the subsequent recording of the show. However, not only did the God of Cuteness’ persuasion not rein in Xiaoniao, she actually dared to stand up confidently during the follow-up recording. So the God of Cuteness punished her. Three kills on Valentine’s Day became a famous scene, and she became the slave of all Birds. The butt of the joke.

Then there is Terada Ranyo who committed the crime of jealousy. Even if he failed to enter the selection many times, he still dared to say in front of everyone at a live broadcast that I want one plus one to equal one hundred. This is obviously Because of his skinny figure, he was secretly jealous of Xiaonan's weight, so he deliberately gave such an answer that was completely wrong in mathematics. So, during the icefall prayer, the God of Love once again proved his ability to kill the pig idol with a loud voice, causing Lan Lan on the side to be defeated head-on and eclipsed.

Watanabe Misty Ai, who committed the crime of greed, was the youngest in the group when he was just starting out. Even the God of Love took special care of him. It can be said that he is loved by thousands of people. However, he became more and more greedy after that, and even often said "Give me a bite" of the food in the hands of the cute god Konan's cp monkey Li, and became the infamous "eat a bite monster". So the God of Cuteness punished him. After the third-generation student came in, he was no longer the youngest. Even after eating a bite of the monster, he was killed by the cp of the God of Cuteness, Monkey Lee, in the nogibingo, as a warning to the world.

Rico Ito, who committed the crime of gluttony, was disappointed in her blurred love. The God of Cuteness wanted to find a suitable successor among the third-generation students. This time, she chose Rico. Compared with Xiaonan, Rico is undoubtedly imperfect. She does not have the incomparable appearance of the God of Cuteness, nor does she have the unique voice or gentle and delicate character of the God of Cuteness. However, the God of Cuteness finally decided to train her and Two perfectly matching memes, Pikachu and Apricotologist, were created for it. However, the young and ignorant Riko mistakenly believed that the cuteness of the cute god came from eating, so she began to eat uncontrollably. In the end, she committed the crime of gluttony and became Oori Oori. .

Finally, it was Ayame Tsutsui who committed the crime of adultery. After the fourth-generation students came in, the God of Cuteness had already worked very hard to weaken his sense of existence. This was done so that the new fourth-generation students could compete during the selection process. get a place in it. This time she chose Tsutsui Ayame, the youngest of the four generations, hoping that she could succeed her and revive the glory of her sister line! But because Ah Mei was in puberty, her body grew too fast. As a result, even though she was only sixteen years old, she already had an evil figure that was no less than that of her sisters in their twenties. This made the evil flesh fans hope that she would grow up quickly, get rid of the label of being a girl, and release a photo album. In the end, she completely failed the expectations of the God of Cuteness.

Above we talked about the shortcomings of other girls compared to Xiaonan and the crimes they committed. Now let's talk about why the God of Cuteness is a god, why Xiaonan is above other girls, and what exactly is there in her. What virtues are worth learning?

The first is the loyalty of the God of Loveliness.

As we all know, Konan has been in Nogizaka for ten years, which means that she has been an idol for ten years, which is undoubtedly very rare in the industry. Many black people have deliberately said that if Xiaonan doesn't graduate, how can other girls get ahead? But those are superficial views. Xiaonan only wants to find a qualified junior for the team to take over his position. In order to allow other juniors from the younger sister series to have a good space for development, it is not to occupy this position. Facts have also proved that the God of Cuteness is wise and far-sighted. After the rise of the Mountain King, who was born in the third period, the sexual spirit of the cautious fisherman became rampant in the world. If Xiaonan, the God of Cuteness, had not suppressed it, it would have been even more difficult for the younger generations. There is a place for success.

Then comes the moderation of the lovely god.

After the 18-pound incident, Xiao Nan deeply understood the importance of body shape management for sister idols. Although the God of Cuteness himself would not be affected by this, he was still worried that other sister members would imitate bad habits, so he took it upon himself to control his figure. . We can see that facts prove that the concerns of the lovely God are not unreasonable. The subsequent incident of Wang Li and Wang Lixing is proof, and this is the "temperance" of God that is unique to others!

The generosity of the lovely God.

We all know that during recordings in fortifications, generous rewards are often given to the winning party, which is undoubtedly very attractive. Xiaonan is generous. She is willing to give up such an exciting reward to others, and uses the excuse that she can afford it so she has no motivation, so that others will not feel ashamed. This is the generosity of the cute god!

The diligence of the lovely god.

Konan had often prepared black people to attack on the excuse of lack of effort, but in fact, the God of Love has been working hard silently, but it was invisible to ordinary people. He never fought back against these attacks, but was aware of their ugly side. Sad, I just want to use my own efforts to silently influence the other person. It wasn't until she burst into tears when she realized she was helpless during the selection process at the fortifications that she spoke of the diligence of the lovely god through Shitara's words.

The gentleness of the lovely god.

During the fortifications, Nanheitou Shitara provoked him several times and even deliberately sang songs of the Lovely God for fun. This kind of excessive behavior would make anyone angry. But Xiaonan didn't. Even when he was the most angry, the God of Cuteness just shook his head silently and expressed his attitude in this silent way. This is the gentleness of the God of Cuteness!

Humility of the God of Love.

Everyone knows that compared to other sister members, Xiaonan's cuteness cannot be described in words! If you were to judge whether you could enter the selection and become the center based solely on the degree of cuteness, the God of Cuteness would undoubtedly have a chance every time. But the God of Loveliness did not do this. She just stood silently in the corner of the selection position and gave up all the important positions to others. This is the humility of the God of Loveliness!

The frugality of the God of Loveliness.

Here we are going to talk about the 18 pounds that is often mentioned by black people. In fact, the real situation is very different from what everyone imagines. As we all know, many condolence gifts are often prepared in the lounge, and if these gifts cannot be eaten on time, it will undoubtedly be a very wasteful thing. Of course Xiaonan, the lovely god of frugality, would not be so extravagant and wasteful. The reason why she weighed 18 pounds was simply because she couldn't bear to see food wasted, so she silently destroyed the consolation items for others every time. In such an era of overcapacity and habitual consumption, how can such a frugal Xiaonan not be liked?