"Sa——Where does Nogizaka start? MC Banana Man, it's so painful to be exposed at night~"
"Dew at night is painful~"
"Then there are the members of Nogizaka46~"
"Dew at night is painful~"
After the awards promotion was over, it was time to record the latest episode of dog fighting, and this episode was exactly the one that Baiyunshan had notified in advance that he would appear as a guest.
It was originally said that the guest invited was Oshima...er, no, it was Kojima Kazuya, but it was obviously not Yoshio Konno's style not to use the popularity to promote it, so he changed the plan several days in advance and it became Baiyun Mountain now.
As for the original plan, it has not changed. It is still an April Fool's Day prank show, and the overall script and steps are not much different. There is not even a slight change in the first half, but there are some changes in the second half.
After saying hello, they began to announce today’s plans.
"Himura-san, please shout out today's plan in a surprised way!"
"Okay, Nogi - Saka - 46 - the first - person - planning - w (ﾟДﾟ)w"
"yeah--"
Amidst the applause, today's dog fighting recording officially began.
This is the first time that Baiyunshan has sat in this position as a guest. It is different from sitting next to the staff in the audience. For ordinary people, sitting here facing the camera and everyone's gaze can easily cause pressure and become nervous. Over time, your thoughts will become dull, and you will be unable to speak.
But fortunately, Baiyunshan is also someone who has seen big scenes. Now that he is back at the home court of his little idols, there is no reason to be nervous. When faced with Banana Man's introduction and ridicule, he got rid of it with a few words and easily livened up the atmosphere. He didn't look like an agent coming here for the first time.
Soon, the process began, and the first segment of vtr began to be played on the on-site screen.
The protagonist in the video is none other than Erika Ikuta. The plan of this persecution is to trick the president into eating puffs with wasabi. The other three people are Miyazawa Narira, Iwase Yumiko and Saito Yuri. implement.
Coincidentally, these puffs were bought by Baiyunshan on the day Akimoto Manatsu debuted a few days ago, so when he saw these condolences, the president was completely unsuspecting and his eyes were straight. After all, as the photographer's immediate boss in Baiyunshan and the president of the Raw Puro Club, she must be the first and second person to taste such good food. She had already eaten two of them before she came here. I'm still thinking about it now, but I never imagined that a trap had been secretly set inside.
So after some twists and turns, the unsuspecting and simple Huahua sensed a hint of danger - which was tempered by Baiyun Mountain on weekdays - but she was still determined to face the temptation of delicious food. I bit the bait and was finally tricked successfully.
Seeing Huahua jumping up and down due to the heat, Baiyunshan secretly cursed in his heart, let alone puffs with mustard, even if it was a plastic toy that looked like real food, this guy might be curious enough to go up and take a bite. It's true that no one else would be fooled by such a simple prank, but as long as it was her, it wouldn't be too easy.
However, although this section is interesting, it is obviously just an appetizer, and the real highlight is yet to come.
As Shitara glanced at the script and mentioned that there were still members who didn't even know they had been raped, Mai Shiraishi, who was sitting in the front row, suddenly had an idea flash in her mind and began to think about it secretly.
Yes, Baiyun-sang also said this yesterday. There were three people present at that time... okay, four people, I almost forgot Xiaobai again... Ahem, Ichiku-chan has proven that he was indeed After all, Xiaobai is a member of under, so there is a high probability that there will be no one, so Ikoma-chan will be the only one left. Well, she is definitely right. It’s so pitiful that she didn’t even know she was being fucked. Hehehe——
She secretly glanced at Rina Ikoma, who was listening to Shitara's speech attentively, shook her head calmly to express her sympathy, and then suppressed the smile that raised the corner of her mouth.
You can’t laugh, you can’t laugh, alas~ She probably doesn’t know yet yet, do you want to remind her? Forget it, I feel like her expression will be very exciting after a while. I don’t want to miss such an interesting scene...
Oh, it’s so bad, so bad! I learned it from Nana Min. I can't have this kind of schadenfreude in me. Well, I'd better remind her.
Mai Shiraishi was still daydreaming, while Rina Ikoma next to her felt inexplicable, wondering why I felt like Mai was always looking at me? What kind of look is this? Why are you winking? It always feels weird.
Is it possible——
Ikoma Rina's pupils shrank. Could it be that I secretly reported Baiyun-san last time, saying that she put too much garbage in her bag? As a result, the thing that Baiyun-san had laughed at for a long time was discovered! Probably not? Only Konan and Ichiku-chan knew about this matter. Could it be that one of them leaked it? Who is the mole? Who is the mole?
Ikoma Rina is looking for the mole with her eyes. Erika Ikuta and Minami Hoshino are also confused. Why is Ikoma-chan secretly staring at me? No, there’s also Minami-chan (Ikku-chan). Could it be that she doubts our relationship?
The two of them felt a slight thump in their hearts at the same time, ah - so to speak, they have indeed become a little closer recently, but it is just a normal relationship between friends. After all, they are relatively close in age, and they have recently fallen into the selection from the God of Fortune. There are a lot of common topics to talk about, no big deal, right? And we are not Reika, we are only fourteen years old! Don’t get me wrong!
Hello! Lingxiang, please come out and explain!
Sakurai Reika is also confused. Why are Ikku-chan and Minami staring at me with resentment? I didn't do anything?
...Okay, I am indeed involved in this plan to punish people, but the person I punished is only in Mai Yi, so it has nothing to do with you. Why are you staring at me so angry? It makes absolutely no sense!
She felt aggrieved and turned to look at Mai Shiraishi, but was suddenly startled to find that she had been secretly winking at Rina Ikoma next to her, while Rina Ikoma was looking seriously at Erika Ikuta and Minami Hoshino. , the two of them stared at themselves full of resentment, and suddenly became confused again.
What is this situation?
Several people were caught in a loop, but Baiyunshan could see it clearly from the guest seat, and several black lines suddenly appeared on his forehead.
What are these guys doing? Romantic dramas are staged one after another, right? You look at me and I look at you. I am so selfless that I completely forgot that I am recording a program now!
At this moment, the second vtr began to play, and the first paragraph inside broke the cycle.
"In the lounge between two people, they had a conversation with the theme of 'I was invited to dinner by Himura from Banana Man'..."
These words suddenly came to her ears, like a thunderclap. Shiraishi Mai's face suddenly stiffened. She recalled the experience not long ago, and instantly understood a terrible fact.
It turns out it’s me——
It's me -
It's me--
"ah--"
This last one was not an inner thought, but she actually shouted it out. Mai Shiraishi shouted in panic: "Hashido sack! No!"
Also shouting out with her were Takayama Ichimi and Matsumura Sayuri. The three of them couldn't help but be stunned and looked at each other. Their faces turned pale, like salted fish that had lost their dreams.
However, the ruthless plan was still in progress. Seeing the three decisive rejections of Himura and Shitara's hat-tricks were shown in front of everyone, the three people who were publicly executed were trembling and completely incoherent. They didn't know what to say to explain. .
Takayama Ichimi felt it was too rude and his expression looked very tangled. Shiraishi Mai felt rude and scared, but at the same time couldn't help but think of the consequences of Baiyunshan knowing about it. This is definitely another dark history that can be compared with the Mayonnaise Star! Damn it, why is this kind of dark history always exposed in front of him so easily? Is this guy my natural enemy? What a bad luck!
As for Matsumura Sayuri, the one with the lowest endurance among the three, his face was earth-colored, and tears were about to fall. He kept mumbling that it was over, it was over, and if he offended Himura-san so openly, there would definitely be no good consequences in the future. eat......
Himura smiled helplessly and said: "What exactly is going on? Is it so scary to eat with me? What the hell is it that keeps saying it's scary, scary, scary? The setting is just for eating, isn't it?"
The three of them waved their hands.
"No, no, no, not at all!"
"It's not scary at all, it's just that there are only two of us..."
"You're right. In fact, I really like Himura-san the most——"
...
"Ha ha ha ha--"
Facing the hk3 trio who were trying to make up for the situation, Shitara slapped the table and laughed without concealment, and then pretended to be concerned and said: "A real man, right? Himura-san? Oh, you are so serious, you obviously just said to have a meal together. It’s just food, but it’s too much to act like someone is playing hooligans!”
Himura, who knew he was making excuses, also pretended to have a helpless expression on his face and sighed, "Yeah, I always feel like I've been hit hard in my heart."
"Corn twine..."
"I really, really like Himura-san, I'm really sorry——"
"please forgive us--"
The hk3 trio were still apologizing sincerely with frowning faces, while Shitara smiled and looked at Baiyun Mountain.
"Baiyun-sang, what do you think?"
Baiyunshan calmly made a gesture of wiping his neck: "Just get rid of them——"
Mai Shiraishi: "..."
Matsumura Sayuri: "..."
Takayama Ichimi: "..."
After the air was silent for a few seconds, Himura quickly waved his hand: "Ahem, this doesn't mean..."
Shitara's expression also froze, wondering why this guy's brain circuit didn't feel normal... He quickly coughed and changed the subject: "Baiyun-san is the manager, right? He usually talks to the members Have you ever had any experience eating alone?”
Baiyunshan said lightly: "Ah, I usually buy condolence gifts and the like, and we have dinner together due to work, but I have never encountered this situation with Himura-san. Eh? It's very strange, Himura-san. Sang’s situation probably means ugly rejection, right?”
Himura's face darkened. How could this guy's words be more hurtful than the conversation between the three of them just now? If you can't speak, just don't speak, okay? I, Yuki Himura, am shameless?
