On January 7, 2012, the recording scene of Aichi TV Nogizaka.
In fact, the recording time of this program should be every Wednesday, but because there are a lot of activities this week, and at the beginning of the new year, we have to pray and shoot commercials, so it was postponed to Saturday, which is today.
This is the first time Baiyunshan has been to the recording site of a TV show. To be honest, it is not much different from the first time the group of idols under him came here, but he is still a little excited.
But one advantage of this guy is that he can easily blend into the environment. Of course, you can also say that he is shameless and familiar, but that is the fact.
Although he was a little novel and nervous at first, he adapted to the environment within a few minutes, and together with Chuan Jingai, he silently stood by the staff to assist in the filming scene.
The members who entered the room obviously noticed his new manager Sang. The members who had become familiar with him and had a good relationship with him in the past few days secretly waved to him and said hello. Takayama Kazumi even gave him an "amazing" gesture. Positive gesture, obviously this good-natured girl has almost regarded Baiyunshan as her friend.
If this is the case, it is understandable. Baiyunshan himself is completely different from the atmosphere in Japanese society that emphasizes the relationship between superiors and subordinates, and he has no airs. Although he likes to complain a bit, generally speaking, his contact with the members is on a relatively equal footing, and there is no bossing around. After all, this was what he had in mind from the beginning.
Today's program planning for Nogizaka is an interview with the newly selected members. This is an early routine planning - most of the early dogfighting programs introduce the characteristics of the members to the audience so that fans can remember them. But a blind introduction would obviously be very boring, so we invited Banana Man as the MC, and often invited various comedians as guests in the early stages of the program to liven up the atmosphere and teach these immature idols some things. Variety show skills.
The guest on this show is Bakarhythm (Chinese translation is Bakarhythm, but this translation is controversial, so Chinese will not be used in the text. As for you asking me why I have to explain it so clearly, it is very simple. I am counting the words in the water and you didn’t notice it. ), this person is Hideto Shono, the winner of the Great Joy, comedian, actor, and future lifelong enemy of Mai Shiraishi.
Once everyone is seated and everything is ready, the recording begins.
"Boom! Where is Nogizaka? We are the host Banana Man. Please give us your advice."
"Please give me your advice."
After the MC opened, the first dog fight in 2012 started with banter between Banana Man and guest Hideto Shono. Several veterans first praised the routine advantages of Yantuan, and then criticized the idoling group hosted by Hideto Shono. His good looks livened up the atmosphere, and then he went directly to the topic. As usual, the coolie Himura shouted out the theme of today's project.
There are five new members in total for the first group. I have to remove four and six ministers... I'm sorry to cross the line again - ahem, they are the sweet bird Saito Asuka who is still a child, Minami Hoshino, who is about to enter the rebellious phase, Yuri Saito, who has begun to show signs of being a pervert, and Aumi Nojo, who is trying hard to maintain an elegant persona but has been revealed to be a funny person, perfectly hides his singing skills with his soft and cute voice appearance. Dancer Rotty Kawamura Mayo.
When it comes to selecting new members, we have to mention one issue. The banner set by the group operation team in the early stage is that all members have the opportunity to enter the selection to encourage people. Therefore, some members will be replaced for each order in the early stage to achieve this. To prove that what is said is true.
But unfortunately... this is just a ploy by the dirty adults who are capitalists who prioritize profit.
Changing members is just to test the fans' love for them. After the trial period of the first few orders, the operation team has almost figured out the fans' preferences for the members of the group, and established the future style. and direction, so there was a fixed selection of members by God of Fortune based on profit considerations, and this early statement was naturally abandoned.
By this time, it is too late to get off the train. If the members of the under group want to climb up, in addition to their own efforts, they must rely more on opportunities, or simply be more persistent than others. Therefore, it is very rare for someone like Senbei to be in under for a long time and then rise step by step. Finally, the stable selection is very rare. It can be said that many under members have been trapped here by the operation team.
Okay, I've gone a bit far, so let's get back to the point.
In the studio at the recording site, the staff moved the table in front of the MC and placed a standing microphone in front of the three of them. Then the first new member, Asuka Saito, sat on the lift chair in front.
MC looked at the information in the script in his hand and started the program: "The youngest, right? 13 years old?"
"right."
"Is your mother from Burma? Then you are of mixed race, right? Can you speak anything else besides Japanese?"
...
It can be said that Bananaman's conversation is really sophisticated. In a few words, the tension and fear of the members in front of the camera were reduced. Then he asked some simple questions to ease the atmosphere, but then Shitara looked at the information in his hand and read out a message. .
"The reason why I joined Nogizaka was because I wanted to change my dark character of being speechless and sinister..."
"Hey, hey, hey, he is still a child. How can a scheming person directly say that he is scheming..." Baiyunshan, who was watching from the side, complained silently, and then suddenly remembered that he was raped by Xiao Feiniao not long ago. The incident of snatching chairs in the lounge fell silent again: "Well... maybe it's true, but hasn't it changed at all? Hey..."
But when he thought of the chair, this guy's salty disease broke out. He looked around, then found a chair near the door and sat on it.
Chuan Jingai, who was next to him, saw Bai Yunshan secretly pulling up a chair. He couldn't help but coughed and said anxiously in a low voice: "Bai Yunshan, what are you doing? You are still recording the show, so it's better not to disturb the staff. .....”
"It's okay. You're tired. Chuan Jingsang, do you want to sit down?" Baiyunshan said and brought another chair over.
"Uh... no need. So it's best not to sit down casually. It won't be good if it affects other people's work..."
"Don't worry, it's okay. By the way, I just made a pot of tea here. Do you want to drink it?"
The veins on Chuan Jingai's forehead jumped: "Wait a minute, Baiyun-san, where did you take out such a pot of tea while talking like this? Are you Doraemon?"
"What you say means you don't mind me sitting here anymore, right?"
"That's not true, but Baiyun-san, I think it's better if we don't disturb their work..."
...
Just as Baiyunshan and Kawakage Ai were whispering, the conversation between Saito Asuka and the subsequent Nojo Aumi had ended in the studio, and the third member Hoshino Minami arrived.
From Banana Man's conversation with him, it can be seen that at this time, the little ancestor was still very shy and not good at variety shows. Most of the jokes he threw were answered with silence and nodding, and he rarely gave adequate responses.
But fortunately, Banana Man is a veteran in the world of comedy. He took over the conversation casually and then moved to other topics, deftly resolving the awkwardness.
Baiyunshan crossed his legs, took a sip of tea, and shook his head: "That won't work. In a variety show, if you can't answer the conversation, you'll have to be silent. Hoshino needs to work harder! Well, if you're so cute, just smiling is actually enough. That’s pretty much it, it’s better to let things like this happen, after all, being able to stand there is already a gift to those dead people.”
Chuan Jingai had no choice but to sit on the chair. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead when he heard this: "Baiyun Sang, you seem to have said something serious and serious! And is it really okay to just drink tea in such an open and honest manner? I feel like we’re going to be kicked out soon.”
Baiyunshan looked calm: "Don't worry, if you are kicked out then I will accompany you, there is no need to feel embarrassed."
Chuan Jingai's face suddenly darkened: "Wait, you are the one who is going to be kicked out, right? Why do you make it sound like I am the one who is kicked out? And in terms of embarrassment, we could have avoided it, right? ? As long as you stop drinking tea and stand still, I'm completely innocent!"
"Um... Chuan Jingsang." Baiyunshan put down the tea in his hand and looked at Chuan Jingai.
"What...what's wrong?" Sichuan Jingai couldn't help but feel stagnant when he saw Baiyunshan suddenly looking at him with a calm tone.
"Keep your voice down, the staff around you are all looking over."
Chuan Jingai looked shocked and quickly looked around. He found that the staff around him glanced at him slightly dissatisfied. He immediately covered his mouth and slowly lowered his head.
Baiyunshan continued to sit there leisurely and contentedly: "So just relax. You see, I've been sitting there until now and nothing has happened. Maybe you're too nervous, Kawajing-san."
Chuan Jingai snorted with a dark face, but did not dare to say anything more. He just silently picked up the tea poured by Baiyunshan and drank it.
