The Bamboo God seemed unwilling to give in. He patted his head and said, "I want to be reincarnated as Craftsman Liu's son." The door god smiled and said: Is it up to you to decide on reincarnation? It's almost like you go to the Wheel King to open the back door. The Bamboo God didn't say much and returned to the Bamboo Garden. He thought that as long as he deceived the door god and entered Craftsman Liu's house, he could transform into a bardo and reincarnate during the couple's sexual intercourse. It was walking around in the bamboo garden, and it really came up with a way, so it touched two ghost coins, and in a flash, it went to Fengdu City, Xichuan, which was a bustling city in the underworld. He used one of the ghost coins to buy something. I bought a bottle of wine, and another bag of snacks to go with the wine, and walked back with them; after another flash of thought, I returned to Neishan Village Bamboo Garden.
Maybe the reader wants to ask, can two ghost coins buy so many things? It is impossible in the mortal world, but it is completely possible in the underworld. The people in the underworld are all negative substances. They do not eat with open stomachs and eat insatiably like ordinary people. Instead, they subconsciously feel full after smelling it. Every piece of ghost money you get is quite valuable! The Bamboo God brought wine and food, lit a yin fire to heat it, and set up a round table in his room, on which six platters of hoof flowers, kidney flowers, chicken feet, steak, fungus, and peanuts were placed. He immediately called Craftsman Liu's house The door god comes to the banquet.
The door god hesitated and said, do you want my help? I can't help you with what you're talking about. The Bamboo God said: I don’t want you to be busy with anything today. I just invite you to drink. This is enough to be my friend.
The door god then came to the table in the Bamboo God's house, picked up the chopsticks and enjoyed the delicious food.
The Bamboo God sifted a cup of wine for it and said that if you don't drink, don't eat the vegetables. The door god was very happy. He picked up the wine glass and tilted his neck. He drank all the wine and then showed the empty glass to the Bamboo God: How is it? The Bamboo God continued to sift the wine for it, and the wine made a slurping sound as it passed through its lips. The door god soon became drunk. He blushed and shouted: "I'm not drunk, I want another drink." After drinking this glass, the door god threw himself on the table, hysterical and didn't know what to say. The Bamboo God deliberately let it get drunk, and the Bamboo God, who drank less than usual, was secretly happy when he heard it say some words that he should not usually say: There are also people who think highly of my door god. Now that he has come out, he will drink it happily until he is drunk.
For a moment, the door god stopped talking, and the bamboo god teased it with words to see if it understood or not. The Bamboo God said: I want to enter Craftsman Liu's house and recognize them as my relatives and reincarnate as human beings. Is that okay?
You go, you go, I don't care. The door god said this, looking very dazed.
The Bamboo God knew that the time had come and left the bamboo garden.
Neishan Village was shrouded in the dark night, and the Bamboo God went straight to the door of Craftsman Liu's house. At this time, Craftsman Liu and his wife made the bed tremble and were reaching climax. The Bamboo God immediately attached itself to Ma Doying's body and became the bardo. When it sneaked into her ovaries, it was driven out by the bardo body of the rat spirit, and it attached itself to the opening of the vagina and told a story of cause and effect.
Then he got close: You and I are about to become twins, so why bother rejecting me? The transformed bardo body of the rat spirit gave up its attack on it and made a place for it to sneak in again, and its embryo slowly grew out of this place.
The door god slept for a long time and then woke up. It was already dawn. He opened his sleepy eyes and found that this was a bamboo garden. Oh, I remembered it. Yesterday, the Bamboo God invited him to drink here. He was about to call out to the Bamboo God, but his ear was grabbed. He turned around and saw that it was the Earth God. The Earth God said with a straight face: Door God, you are guilty. Crime of malfeasance.
What happened to me? The door god is like a monk who is two feet tall and is confused. The Earth God let go of the hand holding its ears, nodded its forehead again and said: Do you know where the Bamboo God has gone?
I don’t know, I was just about to call it that. The door god blinked in confusion.
At this time, the mountain god appeared out of nowhere and said to the door god: We can file a lawsuit against you.
One says I'm guilty and the other wants to file a lawsuit against me. What on earth are you going to say to me? The door god seemed to be still in the dark, so he asked the two great gods.
The Earth God said: If you get the Bamboo God back, you can get rid of the relationship.
Brother Bamboo God, where are you? The door god shouted at the top of his voice to the bamboo garden rustling in the morning wind.
The mountain god looked at it and kept smiling.
why are you laughing? asked the door god.
I laugh at you and you can’t even call the Bamboo God back even if you break your throat.
So where did the Bamboo God go?
The Earth God knocked his cane and said, "Your calling is in vain. The Bamboo God got you drunk last night and took advantage of this to reincarnate at Craftsman Liu's house."
What's the matter? The door god said, "I can't let the Bamboo God, who has become a bardo, come out of the body of Craftsman Liu's wife." Now the land god who manages the land in this area can give it 50 big boards, and then send it to the underworld to face the wall in the confession room to be examined. If it is not done well, it will be demoted and its job will not be saved.
The door god knew what was at stake, so he knelt down in front of the earth god and confessed his guilt. He also found an excuse to shirk responsibility: You knew the Bamboo God was harming me, so why didn't you come to enlighten me yesterday? The Earth God said angrily: Door God, you ate the Bamboo God’s wine and meat yesterday, why didn’t you call me? Huh, that’s too abominable. Is there a free lunch in the world? Don’t even think about it, why does the Bamboo God invite you to drink? What’s the purpose of drinking? The mountain god said: That is the Hongmen Banquet! If you go to a banquet, of course you will be taken advantage of.
While he was talking, he was passing by the Bamboo Garden on a daily tour. The Earth God stopped him and said that the Bamboo God had reincarnated into a human body without the permission of the Wheel-turning King. At the same time, he accused the Door God who was kneeling on the ground, saying that he had left his post to drink and got drunk. Runi, if something goes wrong, you can be charged with dereliction of duty.
Ri Youxuan, who was approaching, didn't take it seriously. He helped the doorkeeper up and said that of course you were wrong, you must find a way to correct the mistake. The door god said there was no way. The mountain god looked at Riyouxun and said, "You travel in all directions every day, and you can easily enter and leave the world of Yin and Yang. I will entrust you with this matter to go to the Chakravarter King's Palace and report to the Chakravarter King to see if there is any way to drive out the bardo of the Bamboo God." The body of Craftsman Liu’s wife.
yes! The door god immediately bowed to Riyouxuan and said, please. It's hard to refuse Riyouxun, because other gods are not allowed to leave their posts without authorization. Like the door god, it is difficult to deal with problems once they occur. He is different. His job is to travel around and report strange movements, so as to correct deviations and order things to be settled.
At the moment, Riyouxuan expressed his position: I will go to report to the Wheel King at night. During the day, the place to run is not in place yet, so don't cut corners.
At this moment, the morning breeze was blowing, and the land god, mountain god, and door god all returned to their respective places, with only Riyouxun swimming towards other directions. In the Chakravarter King's Palace in a corner of the netherworld, the Chakravarter King suddenly invited King Qin Guang of the first palace to discuss matters that day. King Qin Guang was responsible for the records of longevity, premature death, birth and death in the human world, and unified management of punishment in the underworld. The good or bad luck of the person.
The Wheel-turning King asked him to bring the book and read it. He asked with a smile on his face: This is my business, are you going to do it for me? Before King Chakravartin could explain, he was stopped by Riyu Xuan who came in from outside the palace: Your Majesty, what's wrong is that the guy who was killed by lightning turned into a tree god and claimed to be a bamboo god. Without your permission, he took The despicable method was to get the door god drunk with wine, clear the obstacles, and then go to the body of Craftsman Liu's wife without authorization and reincarnate into a human fetus. It was really a heinous crime.
Stop talking, stop talking. King Chakravartin said that I know, and asked King Qin Guang, do you know about the Bamboo God's reincarnation as a human being? King Qin Guang couldn’t tell clearly. The Wheel-turning King asked him to open the book to see if there was any record of the life and death of the Bamboo God Shouyao. The two kings looked through it in turn. The pages of the book made a pattering sound, but they could not find the records on it. Any records.
King Guang of Qin said angrily: Immediately he sent a group of moths to burrow into the body of Craftsman Liu's wife and kill the Bamboo God's bardo, making it unable to give birth to anyone. The King of Wheels circled his hand and said not to be too hasty. If the moths were sent now, it would hurt Craftsman Liu's wife Ma Daoying. She was innocent, so why bother?
King Qin Guang was very excited. He pointed to a line of words in the book and said: There is only a record of the rat spirit attached to Ma Daoying's mother body and the reincarnation. There is no record of the Bamboo God at all. The Bamboo God so arrogantly violated the laws of heaven and earth. Failure to deal with it is not enough for the people to be angry.
The Wheel-turning King said: It is not too late to put it to death after it is born. He also looked at Sun Youxun and said that you should pay attention and observe that the Bamboo God's bardo has become fetal energy. If Ma Daoying is ten months pregnant and the time of birth arrives, you will inform me. Hiroyuki nodded and excused himself.
