The mountain god waved his hand and signaled the mandrill to untie the chains and let them go. He also said, "Today is the first time we have caught you. If we find you behaving badly again in the future and we catch you, we will be sorry and you must be sent to the City God's Temple to be imprisoned." .
Lin Feng's soul entered the wedding room at some point and possessed Liu Xiong's body. When he came out, he had become possessed by Lin Feng, and he was thanking the mountain gods, mandrills, tree spirits, vine monsters, and water monsters in the field in front of the house one by one.
We walked into the wedding room and looked at the round table filled with dishes. Where are the good dishes? The dishes were full of half-dead toads, earthworms, centipedes and other things that were trying to crawl but could not. Lin Feng glanced at it and shouted in disgust, "Hey, you can't eat it."
The mountain god said that if you possess a human being, you are a human being, so of course you cannot eat it, but some living beings in the spiritual world can eat it.
At this time, in the spiritual world, except for the mountain gods who did not eat, the mandrills, tree spirits, vine monsters, and water monsters all rushed to grab the things and stuffed them into their mouths and ate them with relish.
On the morning of the next day, Liujiazhuang was shrouded in mist that had not yet been dissipated by the sun, making it both peaceful and mysterious. Taoist priest Wan Xuan, who was wearing Taoist uniform, held a mahogany sword in one hand and a demon-suppressing talisman in the other, and was led by Wu Ximei to the door of Liu Xiong's wedding room. Wu's father and Wu's mother each came after them holding a handful of peach branches with leaves. Several neighbors stood in front of the scene and watched.
Taoist Master Wan Xuan hurried forward with square steps, suddenly paused, listened to the movement in the room, and then pushed open the ajar door of the wedding room. He saw Lin Feng possessed at a glance, and waved his peach wood sword in his mouth. There are words in his mouth: The sky is full of spirit, the earth is full of spirit, the Supreme Lord is here to show his spirit; the demons and ghosts are coming away quickly, fight back to the original body and lose your life; slay the demons and demons and drive away the ghosts, the sharp sword is like a rainbow when it is unsheathed...
Lin Feng's body swayed calmly and walked out of the wedding room, pointing at Taoist Wanxuan, where is the stinky Taoist priest? What are you reading? Is it necessary to recite it?
Wan Xuandao Master waved the peach wood sword and closed his eyes slightly. He repeated it twice and stopped reciting it. He opened his eyes wide and looked at Lin Feng's possession, but ignored him.
Lin Feng's possessed body looked at Wu Ximei calling her name, and then watching Wu's father and mother Wu calling her parents, and said that I am Lin Feng, and my soul has returned to Liu Xiong's body.
Taoist Priest Wan Xuan lowered his mahogany sword, put the demon-suppressing talisman into his underwear pocket, and looked at Lin Feng's possession with strange eyes.
Lin Feng looked at everyone's faces with joy. He clapped his hands on his chest and said proudly, I already have a human body. Firstly, I am not a demon. Secondly, I am not a devil. Thirdly, I am not a ghost. Fourthly, I am not a monster. You don't need to drive me away. Taomujian, Zhenyao The talisman and the peach tree branch no longer work for me.
Father Wu blinked and asked suspiciously, didn't you say you were Wang Sisi?
Lin Feng replied calmly, Wang Sisi's soul has been driven away by me, what can a female ghost do? Now my soul is in its place again.
Wu Ximei snorted softly and raised her face to look at Lin Feng's possession. I still don't believe it. I will only believe you if you can answer three questions. Mother Wu waved the peach branches and leaves in her hand and said, yes, she will believe you only if you answer the three questions she asked correctly, and so will we.
Taoist Priest Wan Xuan retreated to the front of the house, still staring at him with strange eyes.
Lin Feng pointed his head and said, I am not wearing a wig. Then he pointed his finger at his face and said, "I didn't put on makeup." Then he pointed his eyebrows and said, I don’t have eyebrows, you still don’t believe that I am Lin Feng?
Wu Ximei repeated that sentence again, you have to answer my three questions before I believe it.
Lin Feng met her gaze with his body, smiled and said, "Go ahead!" Ximei, my love.
Wu Ximei raised her voice and asked, first question, how old am I this year? Lin Feng replied, "You just turned 23 today." Wu Ximei asked again, where is my natal family? Lin Feng possessed him and replied, your natal family is also my mother-in-law's family, located at No. 4 South Street, Laocheng District, Soochow County.
Wu Ximei asked again, what was the name of the principal before the current principal of our school? Lin Feng possessed him and replied, "My name is Xu Cungui, and he is my mortal enemy."
Wu Ximei smiled, nodded constantly, looked at Father Liu and Mother Liu and said, Dad, Mom, he got the answer right. Then he turned his attention to Taoist Priest Wan Xuan. Taoist Priest Wan, there is no need to exorcise evil spirits. I have made your trip in vain. She still took out the money and approached Taoist Master Wanxuan, handed it to him and said, I will give you a small tip for doing the service.
Taoist Master Wan Xuan took the money and said happily, your family has regained peace, which is considered a good fortune for your family. Even if I come here to say congratulations! Not in vain. Then he walked away.
At this moment, Lin Feng possessed himself and bowed to Father Liu and Mother Liu, saying thank you for caring about me. Then she took Wu Ximei's hand and returned to the wedding room.
Wu Ximei looked at him and asked, when did your soul return to Liu Xiong's body? Lin Feng possessed him and said, it was last night. Wu Ximei said, why don't you tell me the good news through your dream? Lin Feng said with embarrassment, "To tell you the dream, my soul has to leave Liu Xiong's body. The last time I left, Wang Sisi, the lonely ghost, took advantage of the loophole and seized Liu Xiong's body, turning it into Wang Sisi." The possession left me with nowhere to live for more than a month. I had no home to return to and was wandering around. How pitiful! I want to learn a lesson, why would I dare to leave Liu Xiong's body that I have finally attached to?
Wu Ximei raised her face, looked at him with passionate eyes and said, you and I only have eight or nine years of marriage, you must cherish it! Lin Feng nodded, hugged her body tightly, and walked around the house several times. Wu Ximei laughed.
A few days later, Lin Feng possessed him and came to the shore of Shanzhong Lake to bow before and after. Then he opened a bag he brought and took out yellow paper, straw paper with copper coins stamped on it, and modern coins marked with tens of thousands or hundreds of millions. He lit the colorfully printed money one by one, then lit the incense candles. He bowed a few more times, then turned around and left. After walking a few steps, I somehow fell down and fainted. Lin Feng's soul floated out of his possession and saw the mandrill glaring at him.
The mandrill made a gesture and said frankly, "You fell just now and it was me who tripped you." Lin Feng's soul said, I kept my promise. In order to thank you, I came to Shanzhong Lake to cast money and burn incense to make offerings. Why did you trip me up? My body was borrowed from Liu Xiong and was damaged. After a few years, he returned from the underworld and returned to the sun, and his soul returned to its original state. If he found that his body was injured and had not recovered, he would find fault with me.
The mandrill shouted, "Fuck you, I didn't hurt your body. Liu Xiong's body is not made of tofu and fart. How can you be so careless?" Lin Feng's soul was speechless. He only saw a gust of wind blowing, blowing the ashes of the money he had just lit flying all over the sky.
The mandrill then said calmly, "Do you know why I tripped you?" I was so angry. Lin Feng's soul asked, what are you angry about?
Mandrill made it clear that we won’t get a penny from the yellow paper you burned, the papyrus stamped with copper coins, and so on. The reason is because you didn’t explain who the money was for when you used it. , so as soon as you burn it, all the lonely ghosts will come to snatch it, and the tree spirits, vine monsters, and water monsters are doing something outside. They don’t know that you have turned into ghost money. You don’t call me or call them to pick up the money. , they were not notified and did not come.
You see, there was a gust of wind just now, and most of the money was swept away by the God of Wind. It only counts as a gift to the God of Wind. Do you think I am angry or not?
How could Lin Feng's soul know this? He said apologetically, then next time I will give you and the tree spirits, vine monsters, and water monsters some more money as compensation. I will burn the money by calling your names, okay?
Mandrill said, it doesn’t matter whether you call us by our names or not. The correct approach should be to give each of the four of us a bag of ghost coins, write our names on them, and then burn them. Other ghosts and wind gods will not dare to If they rob (this money), we can go to Hades to sue them.
