Gou Neng didn't say anything. When he heard the coachman say, "I'm leaving," he followed him a step forward and bowed his hands. After letting the coachman go out, he returned to the room and sat on a long lounge chair similar to a Taishi chair covered with dog skin. . Because his feet are short, there is a feeling of being suspended in the air.
There were several chairs in the room. Yang Guanxiang Gou Neng said hello to Gou's daddy and sat down. He could have called dog daddy directly, but he thought it would be more appropriate to add the character "surname" after the word "dog". If he directly called dog daddy, it would feel like a curse. Although there was no subjective intention of swearing, he said it so bluntly. Yelling, objectively, it smells like swearing.
Everyone knows that dogs are despicable animals. It is possible for young people and young people with dog as their surname to call them by the surname of dog, but it is inappropriate to call older people by their surname. Therefore, Yang Guan, who was very knowledgeable about etiquette, called Gou Shi daddy. Even though it was just the word "Shi", it not only diluted the objective "swearing" taste, but also emphasized the subjective meaning of respecting people.
When the dog was about to sit down, the dog could signal him to close the door and said that he had something to discuss in front of his parents-in-law. Yang Guan also felt that it was better to close the door, because the two in-laws were one family when they were locked in the room, and the things they talked about should not be disclosed to anyone, no matter how good or bad they were.
Yang's eyes kept looking around the hospitable room, and finally his eyes fell on a wall with a delicately framed banner: There are three types of unfilial piety, and the worst is not having an heir. He looked at it and sighed with excitement, "My dear, this banner is well written."
The banner is of course well written, but even better is the words above: There are three types of unfilial piety, the worst is not having an heir. This is a sentence from "Mencius: Li Lou Shang". I often use this sentence to warn myself, for fear that my dog family will have no heirs. I am sorry for my ancestors! Gou Neng said, his face tense, and it could be seen that he was a little unhappy.
I congratulate my parents-in-law. You have two grandsons. Not only do you have children, but you are also prosperous. You have fulfilled your filial piety to your ancestors! But I can’t! After Yang Jiawu said that he envied Gouneng, he blamed himself in front of him.
My dear, you brought up this issue today, and I just wanted to talk to you about it. Dogs can talk and gesture at the same time.
What are you talking about? Yang Jiawu didn't fully understand what Gou Neng meant.
It's just about the fact that you let my grandson Gouda marry into your Yang family. Dogs can hit the nail on the head.
You have two grandsons. One will stay in the Gou family to carry on the family lineage, and the other will be the son-in-law of my Yang family. It will also allow our Yang family to pass on the family. Isn’t this the best of both worlds? In-laws, you don’t seem very happy. Tell me, is there something wrong with my family? Yang's housework focuses on acupoints every sentence and talks about the key points.
In-laws, you don’t know something. I have two grandchildren, and you also know. The dog can point to the sitting dog and then says:
This grandson is pretty good, but it can only be said that he is good. Compared with the offspring of other normal families, there is still a difference. As you can see in our dog family, they are all dwarfs, more disabled than disabled. When I was young, it was difficult for me to Find a wife. It was difficult for my son to find a wife when he was young. Now that my grandson has grown up, it is also difficult to find a wife. Fortunately, your Yang family has taken a fancy to my grandson, Gouda, and married him. This is a happy event, but my dog can do this. But I couldn't be happy to be a grandpa.
Yang Guan suddenly interrupted, "Grandpa Gou, you two should be happy to be married." Dog Neng stretched out his hands and pressed down gently, signaling Yang Guan to stop speaking. He continued, why can't I be happy? I am just worried that it will be lost in my generation and I will be sorry to our ancestors.
Yang, who was lying on the quilt, asked uncomfortably, "My in-laws, how do you say this?" A dog can speak in a low voice and with a heavy meaning. My dear, I won’t hide it from you. I do have two grandsons. According to your imagination, one will be your son-in-law and will bear children for your Yang family. Staying in the dog family, marrying a wife and having children is the best of both worlds, but have you thought about your in-laws? This one is beautiful to your Yang family, but not to our dog family.
Did you know that my little grandson Gouxiao is not only a dwarf, but also a deaf-mute. It seems that he has to bear all the misfortunes in the world alone. If you think about it again, it is already difficult for a dwarf to marry a wife. In addition, he is also a deaf-mute, which means that Gouxiao is a double disabled person, so it is even more difficult for him to marry a wife.
Our Gou family doesn’t expect him to marry a wife. If he can’t marry a wife, the family line will be in vain. Therefore, our Gou family’s slightly stronger grandson Gouda will only be your Yang family’s son-in-law. Home cannot be as beautiful as our dog’s home.
Grandpa, don't say that. Please talk about other topics! When sitting in a hospitable room, one should say some kind and hospitable words. Dogs are big and dogs can talk.
Dear relatives, please forgive me if there is anything wrong with what I said. But what I'm talking about are real situations. A dog can say this. It sounds polite, but it is a helpless politeness.
When Yang Jiaozhao heard this, he felt uncomfortable. He raised his head and stared at the dog and said, "You mean our Yang family shouldn't want your grandson Gou Da to marry into our Yang family. This will affect the inheritance of your dog family. Although you The Gou family also has a grandson, but he is disabled and cannot find a wife.
That's basically what it means. The dog can take out a handkerchief to wipe away sweat, especially the beads of sweat on the tip of his nose. Maybe it was too warm in this house with the door closed and a large charcoal fire burning brightly, which made him feel hot and sweaty.
The Yang family looked at Gou Da with a look of anger and said, Gou Da, our Yang family will not force you to be the son-in-law, but if you want to marry my daughter to the Gou family, I will not agree to it unless I die.
Having said this, he said to Yang Guan again, "Yang Guan, you always ask the coachman to prepare a carriage to take me home. I don't want to stay here anymore." Immediately, he lowered his body even lower, trying to climb out of the straw mat. Yang Guan bent down and held him down, saying kindly, "Uncle Yang, calm down, calm down."
The dog is so anxious that he kneels in front of the dog. Grandpa, please give him some advice. If this thing goes wrong, don't blame your grandson for jumping into the river again. When Gou Neng heard this, he quickly got down from the long reclining chair, squatted down in front of Yang's housekeeper and persuaded her, "My dear, what I said was very offensive, just treat it as if I didn't say it. Please forgive me."
The Yang family no longer crawled, but they still said stubbornly, although I have no heirs, I will not force your grandson to marry into the Yang family. If your grandson jumps into the river, it has nothing to do with my Yang family.
Uncle Yang, don't say such things. Yang Guan frowned and looked at the two old people, Yang Jiaguang and Gouneng, and then said, you all listen to me, okay, I will think of a way to make the Gou family and the Yang family have the best of both worlds.
