The two men looked at Hua Dafu at the bottom of the pit and said in unison, you are a bad person and should not have been saved. Now for the sake of this eminent monk and great virtue, it is not easy to go against his Bodhisattva heart and help you to save you.
The two men clung to the edge of the pit one after another. It was completely different from the beginning. Their feet could not move. Now they could move freely. They soon pulled Hua Dafu, who was smelly and had bloody feet, from the bottom of the pit to the road. Let him move slowly step by step to where he should go, while they and Master Jingxin filled up the big pit with earth and stones to make it easier for passers-by to walk.
In the Yefeng Haiyun Restaurant in a small town on the outskirts of the coastal city, there were two handsome boys named Ma Daxiang and Niu Lida. They were classmates and had a close relationship. They had just finished their honeymoon, so they met for a drink alone, and they had this conversation. The sweet feeling of accompanying your newlywed wife after marriage.
When the wine was half drunk, the motor honked and I had nothing to say. "The cow is very powerful. If we get married on the same day, can we have children on the same day?" Hard to say.
Niu Lida snorted and said seriously, it's hard to say, but it's not hard to say either. Maybe your wife will give birth first. The sound of the motor was heard in a male-female voice, and he said in a high-pitched voice, "Maybe your wife gave birth to her baby first." Because your name has the upper hand, it is called Niu Li Da. Niu Li has great strength and strong vigor, and the survival ability of sperm is also strong.
Niu Lida said that a person's name has nothing to do with that. As he spoke, he clinked his wine glass with the motor again, and suddenly remembered that Shan Tianji, known as Shan Banxian, could tell fortunes, and said, "I can't tell which of our two families will be the father of the child. One of them is named Shan Tian." The man with the halberd can calculate accurately, so why not ask him to calculate it.
Ma Daxiang never believed in fortune telling, and even talked about gods and ghosts. He immediately knocked on the table and said that it was all a lie. Do you believe it?
What Niu Lida said is definitely not a lie. The motor was noisy and he kept shaking his head, saying that I didn't believe it.
Niu Lida is a sincere person. He said, what do I want to bet with you? If Shan Tianji can calculate accurately, what do you think? Mao Daoxiang did not answer directly, but asked him, if the Shantian Halberd is not accurate, how about you?
Niu Lida opened his eyes as big as his eggs and told him, if Shan Tianji is not accurate, I will lose and I will pay you 10,000 yuan.
Motor Noise shook his head and said, what does ten thousand yuan mean? Bet a little bigger. Niu Lida smiled strangely, shook his head, and then leaned into the loud motor's ear and whispered, "Don't bet big, bet in another way."
The motor was noisy and he squinted his eyes and asked, which way to gamble?
Niu Lida lowered his voice and said, "Let's say, if I lose the bet, I will let my wife sleep with you for one night; if you lose the bet, let your wife sleep with me for one night, okay?" Dry?
Ma Daxiang thought to himself: His wife Hu Die is the school beauty, and Niu Lida's wife Li Yuan is the class beauty. If he loses the bet, will he suffer a loss?
But Ma Daxiang had always had other things on his mind, and subconsciously he looked up to Niu Lidong's wife. I feel that both Hu Die and Li Yuan have their own charm in their voluptuousness and beauty. After weighing it in his mind, he agreed.
Niu Lida reached out to hook him up, and then he generously paid for the drink, and the two of them went to Shan Tianji to tell fortunes drunkenly.
After leaving the Yefeng Haiyun Restaurant, the sky turned cloudy from sunny to cloudy. When we arrived at the north end of the town street, approaching the door of the divination parlor run by Shan Tianji, the sky became overcast again, and a sea breeze blew. There was lightning and thunder, and it was clearly going to rain heavily.
I saw a long line of people waiting for fortune telling in the divination hall, and most of them dispersed. Since they didn't bring rain gear, they all wanted to leave before it started to rain.
When Shan Tianji saw this, he immediately made a hexagram, but it was the hexagram "Qian", which was the sign of Qingming. He was confused, looked at the rolling dark clouds in the sky outside the door, and calmly said to a row of people waiting for the fortune teller, "Don't leave." , the sky only thunders but does not rain, and it will clear up again soon.
Ma Daxiang and Niu Lida were standing in the queue waiting for the fortune telling, and they were talking about it, let's pay Shan Tianji more money and ask him to tell us a fortune in advance, is that okay?
This was heard by a person at the front of the queue, who turned around and scolded him, "That's no good. If you give me more money, I can't give you more money." I've been waiting for more than an hour. You guys are coming later, so you can't break the rules.
The motor beeps and says, just wait! He stood at the door and deliberately stretched his hand out. His palm could already catch the mist falling from the sky that looked like rain but not rain. It felt wet anyway, so he subconsciously thought:
It seems that the rain will definitely fall, but it will take a while. It is not like Shan Tianji said, it will only thunder but not rain, which shows that the hexagram he made may not be accurate.
It doesn't necessarily mean it's accurate. I made a big bet with Niu Li. Maybe the divination of Shan Tianji will be inaccurate about our affairs. If the divination is not accurate, I will win. When the time came, Niu Lida obediently gave his wife, the former class beauty Li Yuan, to me to sleep with for the night.
It was as if he was the winner now, and he would even hide it when he thought about it. He would never make it public if he won, for fear of having a bad impact. In this way, he would have to avoid his wife Hu Die, and go to a hotel where he felt safe to have a room outside. Have a quick fling all night.
Niu Lida firmly believed that he would win the bet and take advantage, because Shan Tianji would definitely predict this correctly. I'm just worried that my wife won't agree because the motor will make noise.
There were three or four people standing in line in front, and when it was almost Shan Tianji's turn to give them divination, he suddenly turned around and whispered, if I win the bet, you can't break your promise.
Ma DaXiang said no. Niu Lida was not confident in his own image and felt that he was not as handsome as Ma DaXiang. He said to him again, "What if your wife Hu Die doesn't like me?"
Motor Hide didn't consider that he would ask this question, and didn't know how to answer it. Niu Lida said again, if your wife doesn't like me, that's fine, just give her some money, just 10,000 yuan!
Ma DaXiang said it was still unclear who won the bet and who lost the bet. What if I won the bet and you gave me money to do it?
Ma Daxiang did not have the same worries as Niu Lida. He was very confident in himself. Because he was tall and handsome, he was pursued by many girls in school, including Li Yuan, who once flirted with him, but later She found out that there was a girl who was more beautiful and better than her who was pursuing Ma Moxiang. She thought she couldn't compete with them, so she gave up. Niu Lida was not clear about this subtle relationship, and it was inconvenient for him to speak out.
At this moment, Ma Daxiang snorted and said, if I win the bet, as long as you don't object to your wife's matter, she will never resist.
Niu Lida felt that the motor had not answered his question, so he asked again, what if I win and your wife quits? The motor made a loud noise and he said with a snort, "Don't worry, I'll do her job. It's impossible for you to change it with money."
At this time, there was faint thunder in the clouds in the sky, but there was no rain. Niu Lida firmly believed that Shan Tianji's divination was accurate. He turned around and said to Ma Daxiang, "You have seen this celestial phenomenon. If it doesn't rain and the weather clears up later, it will be enough to prove that Shan Tianji's divination is very good." In the same way, it can also be inferred from this that if I bet with you, I will definitely win.
When Ma Daxiang saw someone in front of him finishing his divination and walking away, he pushed Niu Lida gently and lowered his voice and said, it is impossible for every divination to be 100% accurate, just like in a war, it is impossible to win all the time. General. Did I win the bet or did you win the bet? Don't lift the lid too early.
Shan Tianji was divining the people in front of him. He heard someone whispering, but he didn't hear it clearly, and he didn't want to hear it clearly, so he just stopped it immediately.
I saw him standing in front of a flag with the Bagua image of Yin and Yang fish, and with a straight face he shouted at the motor that had just spoken, "Stop talking, I am doing divination, your words will interfere with the magnetic field information, and I will be affected by it." Influence, if the divination is inaccurate, you are equivalent to destroying my brand, I suggest you get out immediately.
As he said this, a gust of wind suddenly blew in from outside the door and blew the flag with the Yin Yang Bagua map to the ground.
Niu Lida held up his hands and asked Shan Tianji to stop his anger. He walked out of the queue, picked up the flag that had been blown to the ground by the wind, and hung it on the wall behind Shan Tianji. Then he pointed at the motor and said to him, "Shan Banxian, you immortal are not like mortals, that one is my friend, please be tolerant!" He came with me, and he also came to see you because of your reputation. Let Brother Ma know and understand you today, and he will make you famous in the future.
But Shan Tianji was not very interested in what Niu Lida said. He realized that the situation that had just occurred was not auspicious, so he said to only half of the people who were still standing waiting for the divination, that's it for today. Gua will come back tomorrow morning.
A few people dispersed from the queue and glared at the unfamiliar Mao Xiang, as if to say, if you are not causing trouble, it will be Shan Tianji's turn to divine with me soon.
He was very sensitive to the sound of the motor. He rejected the complaint and replied, "How can you blame me when that evil wind blows in?" I have the ability to blow the wind, will I come here? These words stopped people from asking. It’s because you know the truth and don’t blame others, but blame others for not understanding.
When Niu Lida saw that Shan Tianji was about to close, he felt that the trip was not worth it, so he patted the pocket in the back of his pants that contained his wallet, and said to his interest, "Shan Banxian, you can predict 100 yuan." Money, I'll give you 200 yuan, and you can try divination with me!
Shan Tianji said, OK, let me ask you, what divination do you want?
Niu Lida saw that the few people who had dispersed had not finished walking, so he said that I would talk about it after everyone had finished walking.
