When they arrived at the fishing ground, Long Dafa hadn't finished her work yet, so she urged her to go back. Hou Liangshan, who was squatting aside to prepare fish feed, raised his head and said, Sister-in-law, you don't come here often, so why are you so anxious to go back before you have a firm footing?
There's something going on at home. After Hu Jie said this, she thought it was not a reason and immediately changed her mind and said, no, no, I was sneezing too much and wanted to go to the city to see a doctor. In fact, she wanted to go to the medical store in the city to buy anti-itch medicine to rub the itchy spots on her body.
After finishing his work, Long Dafa got up and got into the car. He drove his wife out of the fishing ground and drove directly into the city. He stopped in front of a medical store and asked Hu Jie if he wanted to buy cold medicine. He said I would take you to buy it right away. .
Because he has formed a habit, as long as he and his wife are together, as long as he buys things, Long Da always gives out money. Even if Hu Jie had money, she would not pay for it.
At this time, Hu Jie had opened the car door and got out. She looked at her husband who was also coming out of the cab and shouted, "Oh, don't buy cold medicine, buy anti-itch medicine. My body is itching to death." She was embarrassed to say that the area on her body was itchy, so Long Dafa followed her lead and walked into a drugstore with bustling customers. Hu Jie didn't know what brand of anti-itch medicine to buy, so she asked the cashier.
The cashier was too busy, so she pointed her hand and asked her to ask the shopping guide. There are several shopping guides, all walking among the rows of containers in the drug store.
Hu Jie grabbed a female shopping guide, leaned into her ear and whispered, "My anus is itchy. What medicine is best to buy?"
The female shopping guide recommended sprays and ointments to Hu Jie, and asked her which one she preferred. Hu Jie chose an anti-itching and antiseptic ointment.
The female shopping guide warned her, if the medicine still doesn't relieve the itching after applying it, I advise you to go to the hospital. Hu Jie lowered her head and thought: Wasn't it because she went to the wild to relieve herself and wiped the secret parts of her body with grass leaves and contracted a little poisonous gas? This ointment will definitely heal once you apply it.
She took the ointment and walked to the cashier. She called to her husband, who was standing at the door of the pharmacy, looking around, and asked him to pay and wait here while she went to relieve herself.
Hu Jie turned a corner and walked into the women's restroom. She squatted on the toilet not to relieve herself, but to open a newly bought ointment, squeeze it out like toothpaste, apply it on her hand, and then stretch it out Rub the secret parts of your body bit by bit, and the itchy and uncomfortable feeling is immediately relieved.
When she was excited, she picked up her pants and moved her feet. The ointment on her instep slipped and fell into the toilet. She couldn't laugh or cry. After she came out, she had to ask her husband to pay for another one. The eldest husband was unhappy and muttered that she was a piece of cake. If she lost it again, I would not buy it from you.
Hu Jie thought that after buying the ointment and touching it, everything would be fine. Unexpectedly, only an hour or two later, the secret area on her body started to itch again. She touched it again and again, unable to remove it. .
Hu Jie remembered what the female shopping guide at the drugstore said. If this ointment doesn't work, you should see a doctor. She found a hospital for a visual examination. The doctor was a man. She was very embarrassed, but this was a special place and she had to see a doctor, so she couldn't care about that.
The male doctor asked her to go to the half-dark room on the left side of the consulting room, which was separated by a square floor-to-ceiling curtain. She went there and had to take off the parts of her body that needed to be taken off. Otherwise, where would the doctor be? Got it?
At this time, the male doctor had also followed, used long-handled pliers to prick Hu Jie's itchy area a few times, and then said that there were no obvious blisters on it, just some redness, not like hemorrhoids, of course it was a bit infected, and the problem was not big.
Seeing him put away the long-handled pliers, Hu Jie said while putting on his pants, "Is this a big problem?" It’s been half a month and I’m itching terribly.
The male doctor said, why didn’t you come to the hospital earlier for treatment?
Hu Jie smiled bitterly and followed the male doctor out of the dark room covered by the curtain. How could he know he was so powerful?
The male doctor wrote a prescription for her and asked her to get the medicine and explain how to use it.
After a while, she went out and returned to the consulting room. Hu Jie carried a plastic bag and showed the male doctor a packet of medicinal powder, an ointment and a packet of white pills. The male doctor pointed out that he should take a teaspoon of this medicinal powder every morning and every night before going to bed, soak it in warm water and wash it, and then rub the ointment on the washed anus. This pill is an anti-inflammatory. Take it three times a day before meals. Remember not to eat fish or spicy food.
Hu Jie kept it in mind and followed the instructions after returning home. However, after ten days, the medicine was used up and the anus was still itchy and uncomfortable. She had no choice but to find that hospital again, and the male doctor was still on duty. She complained a little, saying that she had spent money and used medicine, but it had no effect.
The male doctor asked her to go into the dark room covered by a curtain and checked her anus again like last time. No major lesions were found, and there was still some redness.
When the male doctor leaned down, he smelled a foul smell. Subconsciously, he felt that Hu Jie was quite cute, she looked fair and her skin was like snow. But it was the smell of such a beautiful woman that greatly affected the male doctor's mind.
After the male doctor used the long-handled forceps that Sasuke used to examine the patient's anus, he walked to the sink and rinsed them. Still feeling that they were not enough, he threw them into a stove lit with alcohol for disinfection.
The green flames screamed, as if mocking the patient: How disgusting the germs on your body are, but don't even think about infecting others. Isn't this just, I want to burn the germs you brought.
Hu Jie sat in the consulting room and waited for a while. The male doctor wrote a prescription for her, requiring her to be hospitalized for three days to receive sterilization and intravenous injection, and then to be observed. Three days later, Hu Jie's anus was indeed less itchy, but she felt a little dizzy, but not that severe.
She wondered if it was because she hadn't slept well in the past few nights in the hospital, so she didn't care. She planned to have a good rest after going home. Maybe after she recovered, her head would stop feeling dizzy. Just like that, she asked her husband to drive to pick her up from the hospital.
Half a day later, a new problem appeared. Her head was no longer dizzy, but she felt a little swollen at the top of her head. She pressed lightly with her hand, and it felt like a blister. When she pressed harder, it still hurt a little.
What's the problem? Hu Jie was a little panicked and pulled back the hair on the top of her head to show her husband. Her husband couldn't see the reason and said that I'm not a doctor, so it would be more reliable to drive you to the hospital for a check-up.
Of course Hu Jie didn't know that her anus was itchy at first. Although she was infected with a virus, she and the doctor who treated her were kept in the dark about what kind of virus it was.
It turns out that the virus came from the soul of the ant that once harmed her husband and got into her husband's ear after it died. Originally, the soul of the ant planned to continue to fight against her husband, but her husband had some kind thoughts and usually saw the ant colony. It didn't mean any harm, so it let him go.
Unexpectedly, Hu Jie, a woman, was against the ant community. She would often step on ants whenever she saw them, or even look for ants to step on. It gathers the souls of many dead ants to take revenge on Hu Jie.
That time when Hu Jie was relieving herself in the wild, it took the opportunity to get the virus on the grass leaves. Hu Jie, who forgot to bring toilet paper, infected her anus as soon as she wiped her butt. From then on, it settled in the blood of Hu Jie's anus and reproduced the toxin.
Those toxins are actually extremely tiny parasites. When they suck her blood, Hu Jie will feel itchy. When the poison is sucked hard, she will feel itchy and uncomfortable.
Hu Jie felt better only when these little parasites were full and their stomachs were quiet for a while. But after a while, these parasites started to stir up one after another like children who eat less and often, or even like greedy children who are never satisfied, and Hu Jie felt itchy again.
This intermittent itching put a lot of pressure on her. She was restless and helpless. She seemed distracted and distracted when doing anything. Especially if the secret part of the anus is itchy, you can scratch it immediately at home. But if it is outdoors and there is no toilet nearby, it will be really uncomfortable.
Not only is it forbidden to put your hands into your pants to scratch it, but it is also inappropriate to make scratching movements downwards. This of course means that when there are people in front of you, behind you, or around you, you will lose your composure when doing so. Hu Jie had no choice but to frown and endure it, saying in her heart: Itching like this would drive people crazy.
