Feng Yan: "Since I was offline last time, I haven't paid attention to other developments in the game. A good friend of mine was having trouble with his girlfriend recently, and I helped him resolve it, including rewards and so on. I haven’t received it yet, so where can I find the time to read the relevant information about the game?”
Ye Du made a couple of oohs and said, "That's it. There is another privilege for the first 10 disciples who were taken out by their masters first. That is, if these masters join the camp, the disciples can make their own choices for once without having to undergo any tests. , the opportunity to directly join the master’s camp. Guess what, I got the chance to join [Crazy Space] because of you. Of course I chose to join. I am now a member of [Crazy Space], and I also joined the [Dark Paradise] force. The boss of both of us is the same person. When I chose to agree to join my master's camp, Ronald appeared once. He appeared with my position of guiding NPCs. I chatted with him. After a while, I learned a lot about you. Damn it, I will never eat KFC again in this life, haha."
Ye Du was obviously a little excited. He said the last sentence a little louder without realizing it, which made the little girl ordering at the counter laugh happily.
Ye Du lowered his head in embarrassment and whispered: "It's so embarrassing to get a little excited."
Then he turned his head and looked at Ronald McDonald sitting on the chair outside the door, with a silly smile on his face and said: "When I see Ronald McDonald now, I think he is so handsome. Our boss's momentum, his crazy... Feel, that’s what a super boss should look like.”
Feng Yan crossed his arms and said: "So that's it. I asked you why you didn't go to two Starbucks even if you missed it, and you insisted on coming to McDonald's. I thought you didn't go in because you thought it was expensive."
Ye Du said seriously: "I do think it's expensive. If our boss were a two-tailed mermaid, I wouldn't treat you to Starbucks. Master, I'm a student. Two drinks at that place cost 100 yuan. It’s just fun, isn’t it?”
Feng Yan snapped his fingers and said: "This point of view shows that you have not been overly brainwashed, which is very good."
Ye Du nodded and laughed twice.
Feng Yan said with sharp eyes: "Young man, I see that your smile is not in direct proportion to the worry hidden in your eyes. Is there something bothering you?"
Ye Du was startled and said, "Damn it, Master, how did you figure it out?"
Feng Yan: "When you smile, your eyes are a little distracted. You are obviously thinking about something. You can still be distracted when talking to a big shot like me who is meeting you for the first time. This matter has obviously affected you...partly."
The corner of Ye Du's mouth twitched and he said: "Master... you are indeed a psychiatrist, and you actually noticed it. But you licked your face and called yourself a big shot. Don't you feel blushing?"
Feng Yan took a sip of the drink: "Here you go~ If you have any unhappy things, tell them to make everyone happy."
Ye Du sighed and said, "My girlfriend cheated on my buddy, is there anything more frustrating than this?"
When Feng Yan heard this, he stretched out his right hand in high spirits and said: "Congratulations, now you can join the big fff group without any scruples, let's have a blast~"
Ye Du smiled perfunctorily, shook Feng Yan's hand and said, "Master, forget it if you don't comfort me, you still gloat about my misfortune, you are really heartless."
Feng Yan folded his arms and said: "You can talk to me so lightly and happily, either because it has been a long time, or because you are mentally stronger, or because you have not been in love with your girlfriend for a long time, you She’s not to the point of loving her to the point of death. Can I comfort you when you make a fuss about hanging yourself, boss?”
Ye Du curled his lips and said, "Seeing blood while talking is the most annoying thing."
Feng Yan pouted and said, "I'm gay."
"Sigh...Actually, I don't really care. My girlfriend...let's call her girlfriend, because it only took a week from the time we confirmed our relationship to the time we cheated. I don't care about falling in love, right? I was very interested and tried to get along with her for a few days. It felt pretty good. But just a few days ago, I found out that she was getting close to my buddy... Master, don’t take my drink after you finish it. Can you drink? Are you listening to me?"
Feng Yan let go and said, "I saw that you didn't drink much, so I thought you didn't like drinking. Really, keep talking."
"I think if you don't like it anymore, or if you fall in love with someone else or something, that's fine, no problem, you have to tell me. To put it bluntly, I saw it. What if I didn't see it? Just treat it as if I didn't see it. Nothing happened? Or is this not the first time I saw them, and they had already had sex?"
Feng Yan said in a mature tone: "Don't think so, right? Maybe you are just a spare tire?"
Ye Du felt a little uncomfortable when Feng Yan stared at his drink. He almost choked to death from these words as soon as he took a sip.
"Ahem...Master, you're just making up for it, I'm not a spare tire."
Feng Yan said with a well-intentioned expression: "He Xun'er's boyfriends who have many boats must have the same idea as you, but the fact that sister Xun'er can do it without capsizing means that she has her past." With people, you never know how high-minded that kind of woman is. Getting along with them is much more difficult than solving puzzles. Solving puzzles has logic and rules. Women are sometimes unreasonable and random. How can you Say? The best way is: Okay, I won’t talk to you too much.”
Ye Du covered his face and said with despair: "Master...why do I always feel that if I hear too much of your words, I will definitely become an orphan?"
"But when you say this, I feel a lot better. I also know very well that such a person is not worthy of having sex with her. I am just a little unhappy. Sometimes when I think about it, I feel, hey, I'm so angry. I won't hide it from you. Said, I just met them on the way here."
Feng Yan nodded and said, "Do you have any photos of those two people? Show them to me."
Ye Du said warily: "What are you doing? Master, you don't want to do anything to them, do you? A sinister king like you will really play tricks on them to death. No more, I really don't care anymore."
Feng Yan said disdainfully: "It's not worth my while to play with them. Show me what the fuel of those two fff groups looks like."
Ye Du then took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album and gave Feng Yan a look. Feng Yan clicked his tongue and said, "The man looks like a pretty boy, and he is gay. Why do all the little girls like this now?" Your girlfriend looks average, almost like a fierce mother."
Ye Du took back his cell phone, wiped his sweat and said, "Describing her as a vicious mother, you are probably the only one who can say such a thing, Master."
Feng Yan: "You just said you saw them? Where are they?"
Ye Du tilted his head and said, "At the intersection on Renmin Road, they are shopping."
Feng Yan thought for a second and said, "Then they should go to the animation city."
Ye Du raised his eyebrows and said, "Why do you see it?"
“There are four forked roads at Renmin Road, three of which are commercial streets. In this kind of weather, when they go shopping on foot, they will not go very far, and they will also choose a place with a large indoor space and shade to play. Although there are many snacks in the commercial street, it is too hot here. They are all small open-air shops, which are bound to be sparsely populated. Most people will go there to eat in the evening. And there is only one road leading to a larger place. A large comprehensive shopping mall, also known as Animation City. The most important thing is that the place is big enough, has air conditioning, and has many interesting things. It specializes in selling two-dimensional peripherals. Most girls like it. It only takes 5 minutes to walk from the intersection. .”
Ye Du had an ominous premonition: "Master... you have analyzed so clearly what you are doing. Are you trying to find them?"
Feng Yan stood up and said: "Let's go, aren't you still a little unhappy? Although your idea is very childish, immature, and even a little troublesome, in my opinion, if you fail, you will be fine. You will work hard in the future. When she becomes a rich generation, that's when she regrets the most..."
After a pause, Feng Yan showed a strange smile, and opened his mouth to reveal his white teeth: "The above are what the life teacher said. If you ask me, people always have a moment of indulgence. It is not a gentleman not to repay a grudge, and all the success in life must be done." Huan... let's go, Master will take you to do something happy."
