The moment Lan Lanlu saw Feng Yan, Feng Yan also saw him. When Feng Yan was looking at Lan Lan Lu, Lan Lan Lu smiled strangely. He stopped moving, moved his fingers quickly, and then turned his hand. There was a silver pistol in his hand, and he aimed it at Feng Yan.
Upon seeing this, Feng Yan immediately started to do Lan Lanlu's exclusive movements, and started shouting with the movements: Lan~Lan~Lu~Lan~Lan~Lu~ His expression was extremely pious, without any pretense, he had completely regarded this action as A cult ritual.
Seeing this, Lan Lanlu tilted his head strangely, turned his hand again, and the pistol disappeared. With a happy expression on his face, he swayed comically from side to side on his big red leather shoes, and waved to Feng Yan. He looked very happy.
Feng Yan didn't dare to neglect, and continued to move and shout slogans while entering the restaurant.
"Blue road! Blue road? Blue road."
The clown seemed to be unable to say anything else, only these three words. He said them three times in a row, with a different tone each time. It is understandable that there were exclamations, doubts and affirmations in his words. Normal people usually It's impossible to guess the meaning, but Feng Yan is not a normal person.
"I am also happy to see you. I also like Lanlan Road. You are right. I also like McDonald's."
Still moving, Feng Yan thought to himself, it's a very understandable conversation, doesn't what your three sentences mean: I'm very happy to see you! Do you like Blue Road too? Then you must also like McDonald's.
Don't ask Feng Yan how he guessed it. He can do anything that normal people can't do. In fact, his guess is completely correct.
After hearing this, Lan Lanlu nodded happily and pulled Feng Yan towards the kitchen. God knows what he wanted to do, but Feng Yan knew that he must not let him take her to where he wanted to go. Who knew he would enter the kitchen? Are you going to play with the vine armored soldiers on fire?
Feng Yan stopped forcibly. Lan Lanlu couldn't pull him back and looked back at him in confusion. Before Lan Lanlu triggered the psychotic flag because he stopped moving, he quickly took out the out-of-order items from his bag. Level 4 Rubik's Cube.
Lan Lanlu had a look of surprise and joy on his face when he saw the fourth-level Rubik's Cube. He grabbed the Rubik's Cube and played with it for a while, but in the end he scratched his head, gave it to Feng Yan with a troubled and awkward smile, and said, "Lan Lanlu? (How to play this?) Blue Road. (Teach me.)"
Hearing this, Feng Yan smiled brighter than him: "Don't you know how to play? No problem, I'll teach you."
After saying that, Feng Yan used the fourth-level Rubik's Cube Restoration Technique. In fact, it was too easy for him to restore the fourth-order Rubik's Cube. It took about the same time as restoring the Rubik's Cube in front of the colonel. Feng Yan only took 21 seconds to complete it. recovery.
When Lan Lanlu saw this, he clapped vigorously in surprise, and then stretched out his hands happily. This time he did not take away the Rubik's Cube, but made a gesture to ask Feng Yan to hand over the Rubik's Cube to him.
Feng Yan disrupted the Rubik's Cube again, and then handed it to Lan Lanlu. Lan Lanlu took the Rubik's Cube and quickly turned around, turning his back to Feng Yan and starting to restore the Rubik's Cube.
Bang~
The moment Lan Lanlu turned around, Feng Yan didn't hesitate or worry at all. He took out the colonel's crutches from his bag and struck it hard with a stick. Quickly and accurately, Lan Lanlu fell down in response. Obviously It’s the crutch’s special effects that come into play.
Seeing this, Feng Yan didn't even look at Lan Lanlu's fainted condition. He rushed to the kitchen and quickly found a sharp knife. Then he ran back quickly, bit the back of the knife in his mouth, and squatted down. He quickly began to search Lan Lanlu's entire body, but nothing was found after searching his upper body.
"Your grandma's magic trick is so good, but you don't even give me a piece of equipment, huh? That pistol just now, bastard!"
Although he was extremely unhappy in his heart, he also understood that with the setting of the clown in the game, players would probably not be able to search out things that came out of him and back again, but the speed of his search still did not slow down, and his techniques Extremely skillful and careful, Feng Yan finally found what he wanted when he searched the pockets of his lower body pants.
[Name: Location Tracker]
[Type: Drama related]
[Quality: Ordinary]
[Attack power: none]
[Special effects: You can view the locations and real-time movement routes of two-dimensional creatures on different floors]
[Equipment conditions: None]
[Whether this copy can be taken out: No]
[Note: Whether it is tracking or anti-tracking, this is a great high-tech electronic product]
"Is the description a reminder that when I face the remaining 6 bosses, I might be tracked?"
While thinking in his mind, the movements of his hands never slowed down. After searching Lan Lanlu's body and finding no other items, Feng Yan cursed in his heart, Feng Yan took the crutch and hit Lan Lanlu's head hard again. He hit him once, then grabbed Lan Lanlu's red hair with both hands and roughly dragged him out.
The reason why he did this was because just now Feng Yan forgot to ask the colonel how long it took to knock the clown on the head and cause him to faint. What if it only lasted more than ten seconds, so Feng Yan searched him as quickly as possible to be on the safe side, and he didn't feel at ease after the search. He replenished another stick. He planned to replenish one stick every 10 seconds before killing Lan Lanlu to ensure that everything was foolproof. On the other hand, after all, the equipment only lasted for 10 minutes. From the moment Feng Yan saw Lan Lanlu to the time he killed him It also took several minutes to knock someone unconscious. Once the equipment was broken, how could I show the boss the process of killing? Time was precious and could not be wasted.
After roughly dragging Lan Lanlu to the door, Feng Yan noticed that all the cameras on both sides and even nearby were turned towards him.
Perhaps knowing that the boss of the monitoring room had seen his actions and was about to appreciate his performance, Feng Yan showed an excited look on his face and dragged Lan Lanlu to the nearest camera. After tapping the stick again, he He used his other hand to remove the knife that had been biting in his mouth, raised his head and nodded to the camera, and then made four kinds of gestures to express respect: Chinese, European, American, and Japanese, because he didn't know which country the boss was from. Out of respect, I did it all.
After the fourth stick went down, Feng Yan raised the knife above his head, laughed three times like a lunatic, and then shouted loudly: "Regularize the name of the children with clown phobia in the world!!!"
After shouting, he used the table knife in his hand to make a neat cut on both sides of Lanlan Road's cheeks. His movements were very skillful and the force was very even. The most important thing was that the table knife was extremely sharp. It seemed that he had already known that he would use this knife. It's like the knife is for something.
With just two cuts, Lan Lanlu's cheek was cut open, making it look like a smiling face, because he remembered the boss's "special explanation" when he just talked to him on the phone.
"I hate the way he throws up his hands and yells 'Blue Road!' Help me make him the real Joker in Batman, you know what I mean."
Yes, anyone who has seen Batman will know the clown shape in it. It is an extremely crazy guy who uses a knife to put a smile on his face. What the boss means by saying this is to let Feng Yan give Lanlan Lu Also open an opening.
Don't you like playing clown? Then let you pretend to be someone more famous than yourself.
To be honest, Feng Yan had already planned to do this before the boss mentioned this condition, which was quite perverted.
After Lan Lanlu's face was opened, Feng Yan looked at the knife edge that was dripping with blood and was unexpectedly sharp. He licked his lips and quickly stabbed Lan Lanlu three times with the knife in three parts. The three cuts on the abdominal liver, cervical arteries and heart were extremely accurate and very neat. Feng Yan looked like a cold-blooded killer who had studied the organs. Blood sprayed all over the ground and Feng Yan's face. At this time, the blue color on the ground The road faded away at an extremely fast speed, leaving only a pair of long red leather shoes in place.
[No. 4 Lanlan Road: get√]
The system quickly popped up a prompt and then disappeared. Feng Yan opened the system interface and found that Lan Lanlu's name had turned gray.
"What the hell, it's only three swords and I haven't even stabbed you yet. Is this the mission completed?"
Feng Yan dissatisfied and wiped a pile of blood on his face because he had just stabbed Lan Lanlu. At this time, most of his face was spattered with blood, and his body was also spattered to varying degrees when he drew the knife. The blood was stained, and all the white vest was dyed red. At this time, he looked extremely scary, especially when he was holding a table knife that was completely dyed red, with a real white knife going in and a red knife coming out.
[It is detected that your appearance is contaminated, does it need to be cleaned?
"Ah, it's such a humane setting. I haven't experienced it before. Give it a try."
Thinking about Feng Yan, she chose yes. Then in just a blink of an eye, Feng Yan took a photo of the glass next to him and found that his white vest had a completely new look, and all the blood stains on his body had disappeared, even the ones on the knife. The blood was gone too.
[The cleaning is completed. If you need to clean up the appearance in the future, please directly open the system interface to apply]
"That's great. This kind of system setting might come in handy in the future."
With this in mind, Feng Yan put the knife and Lan Lanlu's shoes into his bag, and used the little red horse trot again, preparing to search the second floor carefully. This mall is rich in resources, although Feng Yan found nothing on the first floor. , but he didn’t think that everything on each floor would be off limits to him like on the first floor. The table knife he just found in McDonald’s back kitchen was the best proof.
Unexpectedly, when they were about to open the way, a mechanical computer girl came out on the mall's broadcast.
