Xihe: ...face full of confusion.
Is this a necessary procedure? Why did you waste all your strength and enter Luoyun Villa instead of stealing the secret book and the legendary immortal technique? But to catch her as a cripple?
Xihe thought so, so he asked.
The man with an evil look on his face suddenly stiffened: "Seeking death!"
A sword thrust.
Ping!
It was picked away by another sword.
Cheng Yaojin (old man Tianji) appeared on the way. He caught Lihe Gong and beat him up. After knocking him unconscious, he threw him into the forest and ran away with Xihe.
Xihe: "..."
If he had known that he would face this situation, Xihe would have hit him with a knife.
Actually taking advantage of disabled people to make money!
Destroy humanity!
Xihe sat on the cart with a dull face, listening to the voice of the old man crying for his father and mother: "Oh, oh, how can you beat people? Damn it, can you beat people and steal their money? My Money, woo woo——”
"Huh, this street is in charge of my brothers. Remember to take the initiative next time."
After stepping on the old man, several people left happily.
Xihe:......
Not only do I feel that a few people are at fault, I even want to correct them, right?
The old guy patted his butt, got up from the ground, ran to Xihe, wiped his tears and cried: "Apprentice, you don't even feel sorry for me... Hey, hey, no money, we can only steal chickens to eat tonight."
Xihe: ...Coming, coming, coming again.
She was carried down the mountain by the old Taoist. Halfway through the road, the old guy said that he was hungry. She thought he was going to pick wild vegetables or fruits. In the end, the guy took her running all the way, entered a farmhouse, caught a chicken and ran away.
These days, chickens are an important asset to a family.
The plump hen cooed so loudly that the owner immediately heard it and got up to chase it.
"Come here, chicken thief!"
The whole village became lively.
In the end, the two of them were chased for two miles, and she had to throw a silver bracelet back, and that was the end.
Xihe said with a cold face: "You go alone, I won't go!"
The old guy came up with a face full of surprise: "Apprentice, are you finally willing to talk? Oh, your voice is sweet and nice. We can sing in the future... But we can't do it without eating. Let's go, master will take you there." Eat the big ones!”
Xihe: ...go to the mud horse!
The streets were sparsely populated, and finally the two stopped in front of a wall.
The old guy spat at his hand, Tite, took two steps back, and rushed forward: "Ah hey! I'll drill, I'll drill."
Xihe: "..."
Needless to say, it must be a dog hole.
The old guy twisted his skinny waist and finally got to the other side of the wall. He panted and said to Xihe: "Apprentice, just wait, the master will steal the chicken for you."
Then he ran away in a hurry.
Xihe moved and slowly emerged from the frame.
Yes, the old guy bought a large baby basket and let her sit in it.
Holding on to the ground, Xihe slowly got up. The original owner's hamstring was broken. She couldn't walk far at all. Even if she walked, she would stagger, like a baby just learning to walk.
Xihe touched the wall, held it with one hand, and slowly moved forward.
She's just waiting here because she's mentally ill. According to the old guy's trouble-making character, it's bound to become lively after a while. She's the boss here, waiting to be treated with sticks.
After walking for about half an hour, the house suddenly became lively:
"There is a thief, catch the thief quickly!"
"Quick, he's running over there!"
Xihe's face darkened and he sped up.
thump,
"Ouch! It hurts me to death!"
Xihe stood there without moving, only hearing the old guy scream in pain, 'Ouch, ouch', then turned his head and screamed: "Ouch! Disciple? Why are you here?"
Xihe:......
She kept walking along the wall with a cold face.
The old guy came over with a smile, not feeling guilty at all: "Oh, you are indeed my apprentice, Old Man Tianji. You are so smart! You know how to come here."
Xihe ignored him.
The old guy didn't care at all: "Come on, let's see what good things I got for you?"
A swarm of bees were stuffed into Xihe's hands.
It was hot and fragrant, not to mention the chicken, which was cold and had strange textures... Xihe touched it and saw that it was a finely carved dagger.
Xihe: "...Why did you steal someone else's dagger?"
If you steal a chicken, you steal a chicken, and you also steal a dagger.
Xihe thrust the stolen goods into his hand, but the old Taoist thrust it back: "This is a meeting gift from the master!"
? ? ?
I'm glad I didn't slap him in the face.
Stealing things to give to her was beyond his imagination!
Xihe turned around in anger, and the old guy followed behind and babbled: "Don't underestimate this dagger, it is an important secret to unlocking the art of ascending to immortality. With this thing, the two complement each other, and ascending to the sky is no longer a dream!"
"You can end it yourself now."
"Hey, you little guy, why are you so venomous?"
"Not as poisonous as you."
After successfully making the old guy jump with anger, the depression in Xihe's heart finally dissipated a little. Ma Dan, there is nothing more frustrating than in this world. Even if she is blind and has a broken leg, that guy He Yu still bullies her!
Get out of here, I will never forgive him in this life!
"Come quickly, the thief is here!"
A loud roar and a series of footsteps came from a distance.
The old guy stared: "Why are you here?" He grabbed Xihe's back collar and ran away.
Xihe: "..."
Running wildly all the way, the wind flew past his face, and Xihe was paralyzed.
The old guy is just a loser. You can say he is not good at martial arts. He can run as fast as he can fly. Call him awesome. He is often beaten by gangsters and beggars on the street until he cries for his father and mother. His tears and nose are full of tears. It can be as miserable as it is. .
Xihe tried to sneak away several times, but was caught again and again.
Just when Xihe thought it had always been like this, one day the old guy suddenly asked her if she had any wishes.
It is raining heavily outside the ruined temple, and it is raining lightly inside the ruined temple.
Xihe wore a bamboo hat and thought for a while: "I want to find an antidote to treat eyes."
"You want to cure your eyes? OK, as long as you call me master."
"Oh, Master."
old man:"……"
Old guy: "Shouldn't you rather die than give in? Or scold me? Why did you shout? There is no sense of accomplishment at all!"
Xihe was eating steamed buns and was too lazy to pay attention to him.
The old guy hummed and muttered something. The rain was too heavy and Xihe didn't hear it clearly. However, when he woke up the next day, the old guy was no longer around him.
Xihe paused, and in the next second, he picked up the walking stick at hand, got up and left.
God-given opportunity, if you don’t leave now, when will you wait?
The sky cleared up, and the fresh smell of vegetation filled the tip of his nose. Xihe took a deep breath: "Ugh~"
"Fuck, what the hell?"
Xihe quickly retreated.
"What are you doing here, disciple? Did you know that the master is coming back, so you came here to greet him?"
The old guy chuckled, and with Xihe's confused expression, he put a smelly pill in her hand: "Here, after eating this, your eyes will be healed."
Xihe: ...vomit~
If she could only see by eating something that smelled worse than s, then she would rather remain blind for the rest of her life.
Quickly putting away the elixir, Xihe turned around and entered the ruined temple.
The old guys are back, why are you running away?
A few days later,
A beggar knocked on the door in front of Luoyun Villa: "Someone asked me to hand this thing over to Miss He."
