Lu Mingfei's eyelids moved slightly, which meant that he woke up from a sleep that was neither long nor short, but must have been so sweet that his mouth watered.
He did not open his eyes immediately, but frowned. Lying on the bed, he did not need to actively recall what he was doing the moment before losing consciousness, because there was no need. Whether it was before or after he fell into coma, his mind had already been filled with a thought, and that thought was the reason why he woke up now.
I'm so hungry. I need to get something to eat and then go back to sleep.
There was no way. Lu Mingfei, who was 19 years old and in his prime, was just growing up. He needed to consume 3,000 calories a day. If he lost even one calorie, he had to eat it back from the midnight snack TIME the next morning. This also led him to forge a deep friendship with the take-out canteen of Kassel College. When he picked up the phone and made a call to place an order at the usual time, he and the deep magnetic voice of the German chef opposite him could already condense it into three words:
Um...
Um?
Um!
Well, although there may be some artistic exaggeration in it, the meaning is basically this.
Lu Mingfei is the only one in the college who occasionally receives free desserts and cards from the school's night shift cafeteria for late-night snacks. Every time the dessert comes with a card, it says thank you's from all the cafeteria staff. Favored by 'S', he expressed his concerns several times euphemistically about his body fat content based on the recipes and frequency of his late-night snacks. He was afraid that excessively fatty late-night snacks would affect his plans to slay the dragon in the future. Because of the weight problem, the S-class can't outrun Long Yan on the battlefield. When the time comes, all the staff in their cafeteria will have to take off their hats and apologize at the press conference...
Lu Mingfei actually wanted to refute many times. Although I ordered this late-night snack, the other person in the same dormitory, S, must also share in the food. And every time, he always adhered to the principle of "Oh, I ordered everything." He showed off my fried chicken in a hypocritical manner, why don’t you write a small card to worry about his body fat problem?
But he really couldn't say these words, because when he lowered his head, he could really pinch his increasingly plump belly, and the bastard showing off his chicken legs was called Henry Cavill (this is indeed an adjective).
He also asked Henrica Weil for advice on how to have a good figure and legally seduce junior and senior sisters. The answer he received was that before dawn the next day, he was taken to a mysterious gym in the college by the skin of his neck, where he participated in a program called During the morning training of the "Breakfast Club", on that hellish morning, Lu Mingfei vomited up his breakfast and last night's midnight snack halfway through the training, and he naturally understood where the opponent's calories from last night had gone.
From then on, Lu Mingfei only showed off his late-night snacks, holding on to his gradually inflated hula hoop without complaining about any problems, just to stay as far away from those perverts as possible. Although it was painful for him to gain weight, at least he was really happy eating chicken drumsticks late at night, and he could forget the fear of being dominated by various sexual disciplines during the day.
However, all this became history after Lu Mingfei was drugged and carried into the Garden of Eden.
Although it is just a temporary house arrest, it is not really Tie Shang Lei or Wo Wo Tou. After all, no matter how poor the people in the investigation team are, they will take care of you three meals a day. But here is the problem. They take care of three meals a day. Just three meals. After three meals, there will be nothing left! Don't even think about milk tea, afternoon tea, late-night snacks, etc. It feels like these beasts in the investigation team are more rigorous than the pork knuckles that have to be cleaned of bone fat every meal on Lu Mingfei's plate.
No... Lu Mingfei's stomach started to hurt from hunger again when he thought of the pork knuckle.
Speaking of which, is it time for dinner now? Has the quota of pork knuckles for the morning been met? Where is the humanitarianism? Where are the Geneva Conventions? Where is the pork knuckle?
He couldn't help it anymore, opened his eyes, and saw an upright zombie sitting up. He was thinking about the protest of the camera in the corner of the primitive forest-style ecological barn in his memory, but when he scanned the surrounding environment, he was stunned for an instant... and then he... Lying back honestly.
When he woke up, Lu Mingfei felt that he had traveled through time for a moment. The last time he felt like traveling through time was when he woke up and looked at the Amazon anaconda.
When he woke up, there was no zoo ecological warehouse with rich greenery, tinkling spring water, and pleasant scenery around him. Instead, there was just an empty tent made of yellow cloth.
Inside, there was nothing but a wooden bed covered with white cloth that he was lying on. The ground was plowed black soil. There were a few lighted white candles standing in the corners of the tent, casting the shadow of the wooden bed onto the tent. All sides.
The atmosphere is a little weird.
Lu Mingfei was lying on the wooden bed and didn't dare to move. He didn't know what happened. Why did he sleep in a mourning hall again?
Although it seems that people named Lu Mingfei are easy to dress up these days, and it is normal for him to wear one, but he is very successful at Kassel College and returns home in fine clothes at the end of each term, so there is no need for him to do so. Wearing one will change your life!
Muttering in his heart, Lu Mingfei still wanted to figure out what was going on with him, but before he could sit up again, his peripheral vision suddenly caught sight of the shadow on the side of the tent, and his whole body suddenly became terrified. .
On the light yellow cover of the tent, there is a dark shadow of the only elevated wooden bed in the tent. It is a black and slightly tilted rectangle. There is a layer of irregular bulges on the rectangle, which rises from the middle to the back. It can be seen from the slightly higher mound (small belly) that it is Lu Mingfei lying down.
However, what really frightened Lu Mingfei was the horrifying shadow under the wooden bed - in the hollow space under the rectangular black shadow on the tarp, there was the shadow of a child squatting there with his legs in his arms, forming a group. A ball, like a baby in its mother's womb, was hidden directly under Lu Mingfei on the wooden bed, motionless.
Don't, don't, don't, don't worry, it must be sitting and forgetting.
Lu Mingfei's whole body was stiff and he didn't dare to move. The candles in the four corners of the tent were burning quietly. He felt that every move he made would be a provocation to the "child" under the bed.
Anyway, let's pretend to be asleep for now. Maybe this is a dream?
Lu Mingfei thought so, and did the same thing. When he encountered something weird that he couldn't understand, he would just lie down and start acting like an ostrich, because he had heard about the guy Lin Nian talked about when they were chatting with him over midnight snacks. A pure-blooded dragon sleeps with a tough guy brother in a coffin. Sometimes bad things happen and you can't stop them, so you just don't accept them.
In the two years since Lu Mingfei entered Kassel Academy, he has broken through the Dragon King's hometown and fought against pure-blooded dragons. What scenes have he not seen yet? When he woke up, he was lying in the mourning hall covered with white cloth, with four candles lit in the four corners of the southeast and northwest, and a child squatting under the bed... He had never seen this scene before.
There is no shame in being a coward first. He is an elite dragon slayer, not an elite ghost hunter. Although the professors have confirmed that almost all supernatural events in the world are related to dragons, Lu Mingfei raised his hand and asked the professor, "Do you feel scared after watching ghost movies?" Well, the professor pushed up his glasses and nodded seriously, saying that he would definitely still be afraid...
Look, everyone understands the truth, but everyone will be a coward!
But before Lu Mingfei could give up, he was horrified to find that in the shadow of the yellow tent, the child under the bed started to squirm, gradually climbed out of the wooden bed, and then slowly set up beside the bed...
A pair of ghostly blue eyes met Lu Mingfei, who was lying on his back with his head turned sideways. Lu Mingfei even saw himself with a distorted face in those eyes.
"Ghost!"
Lin Nian taught Carp Fighting Lu Mingfei for a whole semester, but he was now self-taught. He launched himself off the wooden bed like a fat catfish, and the white cloth covering his body flew up and slowly landed on the kid beside the bed. Covering his head, the fat fish evolved limbs after landing. He used all four limbs to crawl out of the tent. When he climbed to the door, he was about to get up and sprint for 100 meters, but his head was directly hit by a hand stretched out from outside the tent. It's held down!
"It's over!" Feeling the delicate touch on his head, Lu Mingfei's heart went cold. He felt that the person holding him must be a charming female ghost, maybe the mother of the little ghost under his bed. This Next time, mother and son join forces to make themselves into rice bowls.
He felt that he wanted to die more gloriously, and see if he could exchange one for one, so he mustered up the courage to activate his housekeeping spirit, Lunar Eclipse, to see if the female ghost could also be copied by him. ...But the female ghost in front of him seemed to have foreseen it, and the Nine Yin White Bone Claws pressed his head harder, making him unable to lift his head.
"Senior brother...you have to act like a hooligan as soon as you wake up.
? "The female ghost said leisurely.
Lu Mingfei was stunned, because the voice of this female ghost was a bit familiar. Could it be that the voice actor on the set was changed or the same voice actors? Does the directing team have no money to hire new people? Of course, there is another possibility, that is, he seems to be really acting like a gangster now.
The tent was opened, and the people outside pressed Lu Mingfei's head and walked in. Lu Mingfei's head didn't move, his eyes drifted upward, and then he remembered the masterpiece "What's Under a Girl's Skirt?" 》.
The "female ghost" in front of him was wearing the spring and summer uniform of Kassel College, a dark green short skirt and a pair of white bare legs that would make anyone confused. She was slender and well-proportioned. With Lu Mingfei's posture and angle, Once he really raises his head, then the girl's scenery under the skirt must be unobstructed. According to the character of the owner of these food-grade legs, there must be no such thing as safety pants to disgrace the scenery, so if he really raises his head, If he loses his head, he will never be able to lift his head again for the rest of his life.
"Wow, why are you such a gangster? You're staring at me with golden eyes!" The female ghost noticed that Lu Mingfei's eyes that were looking up erratically were still glowing with gold, and she pushed the pervert's eyes hard in anger. forehead, and then came a clean poke to the eye.
Lu Mingfei couldn't dodge, and he also had a ghost in his heart. He was hit directly and then covered his eyes and fell to the ground in pain.
With his left hand making a scissor-like gesture for his eyes, and with his right hand holding a bowl of hot porridge sprinkled with bright red chili pepper, Xia Mi squinted at the crooked senior brother who was curled up in pain on the ground, and patted himself gently as he was almost raped by a pervert. Looking at Guang's short skirt, she said, "Senior brother Mingfei, if you are in a hurry, I suggest you find a girlfriend. I see that you actually have quite a few fan groups on the forum, but you are still single. Is there some Guangwei who refuses to hook up with fans? Is the real plot in it?"
"No...those are fake fans! In the name of dating me, they secretly checked Lin Nian's measurements and the color of his underwear from Monday to weekend. They also tried to buy the original flavor from me at a high price." Lu Mingfei lay on the ground in pain. untie.
"Tsk, as expected, the girls here don't have a fuel-efficient lamp." Xia Mi held the bowl in his right hand, squatting on the ground and looking at his senior brother Lu, sighing, "Are you hungry? The spicy white rice in the cafeteria is delicious Porridge, I also soaked two eggs for you."
"Don't worry, you are the female ghost, the female ghost's son..." Lu Mingfei covered his eyes with his hands and stretched slightly, looked up at the wooden bed, and was lifted up by the guy covered with white sheets. Bai Bu looked at him with a pair of blue eyes doubtfully, as if he didn't know what was going on with him just now.
It turns out that instead of being a mother and son soldier, we are going into battle as a brother and sister soldier.
"Why are you here? Didn't I tell you to stop running around and stay in Norton Hall?" Xia Mi was also surprised when he saw Xia Wang beside the wooden bed.
"Sister." Xia Wang was very honest, walked to Xia Mi, and then stared at the bowl of porridge, "I'm hungry, so I came out to find something to eat."
Xia Mi raised the porridge, "This belongs to your senior brother Mingfei... Didn't you just eat a few croissants and milk before? Why are you hungry again?"
"Puberty is growing." Xia Wang said.
"I'm shocked, who taught you these words?" Xia Mi was a little shocked. This was the first time she knew that this word could be found in her naughty child's dictionary.
"Lin Nian." Xia Wang said.
Xia Mi covered his forehead in pain, "In these special times, you can easily be caught if you run around, right?"
"I can't find Lin Nian. I want to play with him." Xia Wang also squatted down and took hold of Xia Mi's short skirt. Lu Mingfei, who was lying on the ground, accidentally caught a glimpse of the skirt's swaying scenery. ...Then he turned sideways silently, pretending that nothing was wrong. He didn't want his eyes to be gouged out.
Why would Senior Brother Lin Nian play with you? When did you two have such a good relationship... Be obedient and I will take you back to Norton. Xia Mi touched the head of his younger brother. A child with an IQ of five or six years old at most couldn't understand how confusing the current situation was and how subtle his identity was. It seemed that he would be in the next few days. You really have to follow him every step of the way.
"Senior brother Mingfei, have you seen enough?" Xia Mi suddenly turned his head to look at Lu Mingfei on the ground, curled his lips, and handed over the porridge.
"Thank you for your hospitality." Lu Mingfei's word has multiple meanings.
He took the bowl, looked at Xia Mi and Xia Wang who stood up, and looked around, "What's going on now? Lin Nian finally couldn't control himself and attacked the investigation team at night, and took us to escape overnight to camp in the wilderness. ?」
"Are you really lying?" Xia Mi looked at Lu Mingfei, who was squatting on the ground and starting to show off his porridge, with a ridiculous expression. "Don't tell me that there was such a big movement last night and you really slept through it? Senior Sister Xiaoqiang and I couldn’t believe that Senior Brother Chu Zihang was carrying you with one hand and letting Jun Yan rush out of the ground with the other hand..."
"Ahem...what are you talking about? What Jun Yan? Why are you carrying me?" Lu Mingfei almost got the porridge in his nostrils. He looked up at Xia Mi in confusion.
"Are you really not aware?" Xia Mi glared at Lu Mingfei, feeling that this boy was bluffing him.
"What do you know? I... Um, junior sister, what's wrong with your hand?" Lu Mingfei suddenly discovered that Xia Mi's left arm to forearm was covered with white bandages, and the beautiful face under the air bangs looked like a painting. The same face and even a small wound on the forehead is particularly conspicuous.
"Well, last night when I was evacuating, I ran a little slow and was scratched by a flying stone." Xia Mi touched his forehead, "When I was rescuing people in the dark, the steel bar protruding from the stone cut my arm. , I also went to get a tetanus shot in the morning, I’m so unlucky.”
"Escape last night? What refuge? What happened last night?" Lu Mingfei suddenly felt that the porridge in the bowl was no longer fragrant.
"You...really don't know?" Xia Mi looked at Lu Mingfei and felt that this guy was a bit outrageous. Last night, the earth shook and the mountains shook. Norma's alarm and red light made the whole school look like a KTV. Well of Oblivion He also sprayed a cloud of fireworks into the sky. With such a big movement, even the living corpses lying in the life-support cabins in the ice cellar would have to crawl out to see what was happening outside. But tell me that you, a big living person, are still the closest to the ice cellar. The big living person slept until now and hasn't woken up yet?
"I really don't know." Lu Mingfei couldn't help but put down the bowl... and then picked it up again. He was still hungry, so he decided to take a few more bites.
"In short, late last night, Norma raised an alarm about the invasion of dragons. It was suspected that the dragons had sneaked into the ice cellar and a fight broke out after they were discovered. Although I didn't see what the dragons looked like, I heard that the fight was fierce. It's so intense that the entire northwest of Shanxi is in chaos like spicy porridge in your bowl... I heard my seniors and sisters mentioned during their discussion that this situation is similar to the last time the college was invaded, right? Although I just enrolled in school, I don't know the last time. What's the situation?" Xia Mi explained.
"Last time... holy shit, the college exploded again?" Lu Mingfei felt as if he was struck by lightning. Now he really had to put down the bowl. He handed the bowl to Xia Mi without bothering to wipe the spicy oil from the corner of his mouth. , bypassing the confused Xia Mi and Xia Wang and heading toward the tent door.
"I'm going, senior brother, don't go out!" Xia Mi couldn't stop Lu Mingfei for the first time while holding the bowl, and couldn't catch him even with the bowl in his hand.
Lu Mingfei didn't hear Xia Mi's dissuasion and got out of the tent directly. The moment he got out of the tent, he suddenly stopped because he had to stop because a large group of people wearing jammed clothes came to a stop. The students in the uniforms of Er College suddenly surrounded him. Their faces were full of menace and indignation. Everyone's face was filled with anger, except for the one who was holding a knife!
Hell, as for that? Didn’t I just sleep a little like death? As for such a large group of people coming to ask for help?
The shocked Lu Mingfei had something in his heart and was about to take action, but before he could retreat to the tent, several guns and cannons were already in front of him, accompanied by the flash of camera lights!
The white light and the black circle left behind in his vision almost blinded Lu Mingfei... Yes, he seemed to recognize the first few of this group of people. They were the paparazzi from the Ministry of Information. They had been squatting outside the tent for a long time. As soon as he showed his head, he The crowd rushed over like wolves and tigers!
He didn't have time to see what was going on. He covered his eyes, and the chaotic and noisy voices of a large group of people surrounded him, rushing straight into his ears:
"Junior brother Lu Mingfei! Junior brother Lu Mingfei! I heard that you and the president of the Lion Heart Club were secretly imprisoned by the investigation team of the school board that went to the school. Is this true?" The Information Department held a long gun and a short gun. The paparazzi pressed closer and closer, almost thrusting the radio equipment into Lu Mingfei's throat, and the camera's spotlight flashed one after another.
"I really can't stand it anymore. That investigation team is so deceptive. They actually accused you, the president, and senior brother Lin Nian of being of dangerous bloodline! We need to hold a hearing to punish you! This is slander! Slander! We need a ** *Protest!" An African-American boy wearing a Lions Hearts armband was so angry that his face was red. It can make an African-American's blood surge so much that you can see her blushing. You can really feel the anger of being insulted.
"The people in the investigation team claimed that you released a dragon during a secret operation in Chicago, causing the mission to completely fail! This is simply fabricated! No one with any brains would think that the president of the Lionheart Society has two 'S , The class meeting failed! The people in the investigation team are shameless in order to slander!" A third-year student pointed at the ground painfully as he said it, his eyes full of determination and indignation!
"They all said that the president and you received unfair treatment during the illegal imprisonment of the investigation team! Is this true?" A girl wearing the same spring and summer school uniform as Xia Ya asked angrily, "How dare they do this? To the students!"
"Junior Brother Lu Mingfei, Senior Brother, let me tell you, you don't even know. You don't know. You don't even know. You don't even know. You are now. Let me tell you, Junior Brother, you, you. Completely, you Do you know? In fact, let me tell you, the current investigation team is saying, but, but can be said that those guys...but, junior brother, do you understand?" - A senior who was so anxious that he almost spit on Lu Ming Not on the face.
"It seems that the people from the investigation team are still patrolling, claiming to control the people awaiting trial at the hearing, but they have already done so!"
"This is simply too much bullying. There is no such thing as a slander! Is this how the school board treats heroes who have just returned from the battlefield?"
"We must let the investigation team give an explanation. This hearing is simply unreasonable and we cannot let them succeed!"
A large number of speeches with strong emotions were like the hot water vapor that expanded when the lid of the water boiler was opened. Lu Mingfei almost fainted. He took a few steps back until he stopped at the door of the tent. It took a while to figure out a few things.
First of all, it was revealed that the investigation team had put them under house arrest. Many students in the college had a violent emotional rebound and began to protest collectively. I don’t know if this turbulent wave has swept through the whole school. The anger is more intense than imagined, and I don’t know if it is good or bad.
Secondly, the investigation team began to prepare the ground for the hearing, publicizing their ambiguous and dirty deeds. Although I don’t know whether the specific slogans and content of the investigation team’s publicity were exaggerated, but Nowadays, almost everyone in the mainstream thinks that this is slander and slander, and is even preparing to protest in public. Seeing the indignation of the students, it really feels like the May 4th Movement back then.
And then, and then... Damn it, if you condemn it, you will condemn it, can you please stop putting things in my hands?
Lu Mingfei looked at the tactical dagger handed to him by someone in his hand, and was so frightened that he threw it away. What do you think of you looking like you're going to kill someone? Do you really want to have students surround the school board of directors, rob the ice cellar, and stage an armed uprising?
"Junior brother Lu Mingfei." A junior student stepped forward, staring at the somewhat dull and confused Lu Mingfei with burning eyes, and took a deep breath.
Lu Mingfei felt bad when he saw him inhaling and clenching his hands into fists in front of his face. What was even worse was that the senior seemed to be of German origin.
"Now the situation has become urgent. The powerful are exploiting the foundation of democracy. They are arbitrarily and unreasonably digging out the gold coins symbolizing human rights from our throats. Equality and freedom have been trampled on. The hearing is the straw on the hump." The third senior's words are sharp, logical and contagious. "I think we now need to unify the powerful voices of all the indignant students. We need a leader with leadership qualities, a horn of charge, and a wave on the scorched earth." Bearer of the red flag, I wonder if you are willing to step forward and lead us to win this war between the lower class and the upper class!"
Lu Mingfei's whole body went numb when he saw this junior student with revolutionary flames burning in his eyes. Everyone around him fell silent and stared at Lu Mingfei closely, listening to the senior student's accusation. The atmosphere began to escalate. It seemed that as long as Lu Mingfei in front of everyone nodded and said hello, he
This group of people immediately went to find the investigation team to fight for their lives!
Xia Mi dug his head out of the tent. When he saw this scene when he came in, his head was spinning. He wanted to quietly pull Lu Mingfei back to the tent, but was blocked by several students behind him.
How can a freshman girl go against the seniors who are sophomores and juniors? Xia Mi could only humbly hide his head back in the tent, leaving a helpless look on Lu Mingfei.
I told you not to go out. Now you're fine. Are you being held up?
"I think this is something, how should I put it... What does Lin Nian think?" Lu Mingfei decided not to support Lin Nian in anything. If he really wanted to make a revolution, he would at most be a tea and water server, someone who could board a boat. No matter how you say it, he is the best among people. He can just stay at the lake as a lookout for the big guys.
"What we need is your voice." The junior student inexplicably avoided talking about Lin Nian, put his hands on Lu Mingfei's shoulders, and looked at each other affectionately.
Lu Mingfei started to sweat. His head was confused, because although he roughly knew the situation, it did not mean that he could handle the situation. As soon as you woke up and went out to stretch, someone would stuff something into your arms. My son, he patted you on the shoulder and said, "If you die now, you will die, if you make great plans, you will die. If you wait for death, the country will die!" Then he will pull you and start firing the first shot of the revolution.
This is going to fucking kill him.
Just when Lu Mingfei was almost being forced to say "すごい(sugoi)", he suddenly heard a familiar voice from outside the crowd:
"Step aside."
The voice was not loud, but these two words were like magic, instantly bringing the atmosphere to freezing point.
This group of enthusiastic students who seemed unable to hear anyone fell into dead silence for an instant, and then took the initiative to part ways. Lu Mingfei took a quick look at Lin Nian, who was walking towards the end of the road wearing a dark green school uniform with a dull expression.
Everyone suddenly became quiet when they saw Lin Nian, and the originally exciting atmosphere disappeared instantly. The paparazzi of the Information Department holding the camera did not dare to flash the spotlight. The junior senior who was pressing Lu Mingfei's shoulder was also covered in blood. He froze and stepped aside obediently.
Lin Nian walked up to the stunned Lu Mingfei, then glanced at the dozens of students gathered around him and said, "They're all gone."
With just three words, the crowd dispersed. The senior students who shouted the loudest slogans didn't even dare to look at Lin Nian and ran away in dejection.
But this made Lu Mingfei even more confused. What happened to the rebels who dispersed when they saw that the leader of the rebels didn't fight the chickens on the spot?
"Go in and talk." Lin Nian didn't explain anything here. He just patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder and entered the tent behind.
