Time goes back to an earlier time, when the bells have not yet rang through Kassel College, the little goddess is still eating German food and reading textbooks in the cafeteria, and the tit-for-tat fight on the Yangtze River across twelve time zones is still going on. Everything is happening. When everything happened in an orderly manner, a silly boy was lying on the bed carelessly, directing his Zerg tribe in his dream to conquer the stars and conquer cities and territories.
Entrance exam? Dragon clan? A day of freedom? What is that that cannot be put on the table? In front of the Zerg commander, the only test and the only tribulation is given by the starry sky, the endless trial for the evolution of the Zerg swarm, Devour! Devour! Devour! All for the Queen of the Zerg, I am the Zerg Swarm!
Perhaps because his excitement reached a certain threshold, Lu Mingfei stood up from the bed in the dormitory and raised his fingers to the sky. His movements were quite like the arrogance of Gautama Buddha. However, the Shijiu Ru pajamas he wore somewhat ruined the atmosphere. He could only dream of doing this. Then he woke up.
At present, there is some dim light in the messy dormitory after the absence of Lin Nian. The sunshine outside the window is bright, and the shadow of the pine trees falls from the window onto the slippers hitting the floor. This picture is somewhat like what I saw between my eyes when I was not awake. Dreams are so peaceful and beautiful that they make you want to sleep again.
So Lu Mingfei was prepared in this way, and fell down to sleep again. But after he swept the entire dormitory with his peripheral vision and put down the pillow, he suddenly sat up again as if he had seen a ghost, and looked straight at the aisle. On the second-floor bed opposite, a boy in evening dress was lying there leisurely and taking a nap. He looked even more comfortable than Lu Mingfei...
Lu Mingze... or the little devil... At least Lu Mingfei doesn't admit that the boy who stole the name of his chubby cousin is called Lu Mingze. This sense of drama is just like yours There is a brother named Brother Jie. It will be as if you will never be able to face your friend again for the rest of your life.
"You seem to be thinking about something very rude?" The little devil was lying on the bed and looked at the dog's head sticking out of the upper bunk opposite with a smile. His ice-like transparent golden eyes reflected the other person's confused face.
"I'm thinking that the owner of the bed is a bit of a germaphobe. If you sleep in his bed and he finds out, you will probably be beaten by him." Lu Mingfei looked at the little devil lying on the end of Lin Nian's bed and complained. "The most important thing is that you haven't taken off your shoes yet."
"Is this a puppy that has been bred for a long time and is eager to protect its owner?" The little devil's height could not reach the iron railing at the end of the bed, so his shoes were also placed on the bed, although I don't know where this guy was walking before. Yes, but as long as the soles of the shoes are definitely not clean.
"I'm a puppy, so you were raised by a puppy." Lu Mingfei replied maliciously.
"Very good." Lu Mingze was stunned for a moment, then nodded in approval.
He probably understood the logic of Lu Mingfei's complaint. The last time they met, he and Lu Mingfei introduced themselves as each other's younger brothers. If the older brother was a puppy, wouldn't the younger brother be raised by a dog? This is the same as the little brat who doesn't scold his son for his own sake.
"What are you doing here?" Lu Mingfei finally couldn't bear it and got out of the bed... he gently avoided the lower bunk, which seemed to be the temporary bed of the president of the Lion Heart Society, and landed on the chair next to the aisle. Squatting on it with his feet on it made him feel like a hozen that couldn't sit still.
"We made half a transaction last time, and now we are here to collect user feedback." Lu Mingze lay on his side on the bed and looked at Lu Mingfei who was staring down at him from the chair and said with a smile.
"User feedback? Didn't you say before that you are the devil who trades souls? The devil also has user feedback?" Lu Mingfei narrowed his eyes and felt that this guy was bluffing. No matter which time this guy showed up, nothing good would happen.
The first time he appeared, he got into trouble with the "leech potion". The second time he appeared, he was almost eaten like a bone by a group of deadpools in the emergency corridor... The third time he appeared was during the 3E exam. , he was inexplicably pulled into a dream by him, and when he woke up, he found that there was an answer sheet that he had no memory of in the answer sheet he turned in... He suspected that this little guy also did it.
"Devils also want to assess performance. In fact, our industry is no different from salesmen. Every day we have to go out and run errands to recruit customers. We also have to collect product ideas and improve them in order to gain favorable reviews. Otherwise, why do we say 'hell' "Empty, where is the devil in the world?" Lu Mingze did not hesitate to perform a wave of misfortune, and the fake cry on his beautiful face was a little bit coveted...oh, there was a hint of pity in it.
But Lu Mingfei shuddered hard when he looked at this guy's face, and didn't believe the other guy's lies. After all, he always felt that it was this guy's fault that he came to Cassel College and came into contact with the world. It's just that he has no clue where he attracted this ghost like brown candy that he can't get rid of... Could it be that he is really like what the book said, with a bad appearance and a noble soul? Is he the reincarnation of a good man from ten lifetimes or something? That's why this guy is so greedy for his own body...
"Just tell me what you have to say, don't guess riddles, nothing good can happen if you come to visit..." Lu Mingfei was chilled by his own thoughts, and hugged the back of his chair to guard against the "Beauty Lying on Her Side" on the bed as if to guard against thieves. "Lu Mingze.
Lu Mingze suddenly sat upright and looked at Lu Mingfei on the chair in a sitting posture. This sudden sense of formality made Lu Mingfei subconsciously sit up, but he was sitting on a hard chair. .
"...'Ser Sweep', what's the feedback from users?" Lu Mingze looked at Lu Mingfei with a smile and asked.
Damn it, can the word "Qiao Xiao Qian Xi" really appear on a boy with a big fart? Lu Mingfei wanted to rub his face hard to wake up a little, shook his head and made a strange narration, suppressed the weird feeling and said,
"Are you talking about peeking at other people's measurements? Generally speaking, it's not bad..."
"Take a peek at your measurements...why does it always leave a strange taste in your mouth when something falls into your mouth, brother?" Lu Mingze said helplessly, and Lu Mingfei could only roll his eyes at this.
One thing to say, the power of peeking at the body measurements is indeed not bad!
This "Ser Sweep" secret book in "StarCraft" means that it can expose invisible units. In reality, the little devil used some unknown power to twist it into an artifact for spying on other people's intelligence. This also allowed Lu Mingfei to obtain a lot of unknown information invisibly, and made him, a guy who was already in a new place at a loss, feel more... at ease.
Kassel College is full of dragons crossing the river. A random nerd wearing black-rimmed glasses and high trousers who looks harmless may be a hero who can pull out a machete and cut people in half. The comprehensive data on his shoulders is moving. Over 300, the three Lu Mingfei combined were no match for him. This also made Lu Mingfei take the initiative to cheer him up every time he met his senior sisters and brothers in the corridor of the dormitory building. Over time, he won a new one. He has the reputation of being neither arrogant nor impetuous, and being easy-going and obedient.
In fact, Lu Mingfei thought that this was all a good thing at first. It would be best for everyone to think that he, an 'S' class that was not worthy of the name, had no temper and a very nice and sweet personality, so that no one would come to find fault with him. After all, he couldn't reach out. Isn’t it a slap in the face of someone with a smiley face?
...He had seen a vicious video on the forum of a former 'S' class fighting a Japanese student in a kendo fight... It made him break into a cold sweat, no matter who was in the video. One bamboo knife can make his head open like a watermelon with four petals... Damn it, seventeen knife blows in one second. Dragon scientist, Mr. Lin, you still said you didn't cheat?
Are your mother's 'S' level and his 'S' level really the same creature? Is this comparable?
The pearl comes first. Lu Mingfei, an internet-addicted boy, swept through all the posts tagged "Lin Nian" in the Night Watch forum in one night. He sweated all over and concluded a truth. He admitted that he had been labeled an 'S' class. When he got this name and knew what the 'S' rank stood for, he felt a little arrogant. He had the feeling of being chased by others and embarking on the road to the Demon King's Castle after pulling out the village sword in the Dragon Quest game.
But after he saw the video of the 'S' level seventeen people in one night and seventeen days of killing at the Kassel Academy Kendo Hall, he instantly understood that the 'S' level thing seemed to be a technical job, and ordinary people were He can't play with it... The significance brought by his famous 'S' class to the academy is naturally equally extraordinary. Fortunately, he has not passed the 3E exam yet. Once he officially passes, those who handed over [Please don't hesitate to ask Lu Mingfei] Giving him lessons, sparring, and testing martial arts will cost him half of his life.
Lin Nianchao said this, who is Lu Mingfei? Come out and make gestures?
Damn it, why? !
In order to prevent this kind of tragedy from happening, Lu Mingfei now has only two choices. One is to keep his eyes open and become an upright 'S' class. He can set the example for others and march towards the road of becoming stronger, becoming the best Lin in Kassel College. Second, the Spring and Autumn Kassel era of the Spring and Autumn Period in which two 'S'-class chambers fought against each other to divide the world... This idea was abandoned after Su Xiaoqiang proposed physical training to Su Xiaoqiang, who knocked his head off with a bamboo knife—— He found that he couldn't even fuck Su Xiaoqiang now. This girl actually secretly trained to use the sword and almost knocked him to the ground with such a precise and precise blow.
So now he has only the last and only choice... to create a clever name, win over the wealthy gentry, cast a wide net, fish for fish, and create a network of relationships. When encountering problems in the future, first let the other party consider the situation behind your brother Lu. Besides whether you can afford to offend a truckload of breadmen... the secret book 'Ser Sweep' is really useful in this regard. Lu Mingfei in the dormitory building of Area 1 has already secretly pulled up a combat power ranking list. (Lu Mingfei privately called this ranking list, but did not dare to publicize the story involving his second grade period).
First look for the thighs, which are wretched and underdeveloped, and then look at the results of the 3E exam. It would be best if you can be removed from the title of 'S' level, and the scholarship will be less. At the worst, you will eat less late-night snacks and hide in the crowd. The past four years have passed... If it really doesn't work, he can still make something by holding on to these thighs and gritting his teeth and practicing hard. You must know that he knows all the top five in the combat power list he quietly pulled.
"It seems...my brother's evaluation of my after-sales service is very good." Lu Mingze hadn't spoken like this since the little theater in Lu Mingfei's mind. It wasn't until he couldn't stand the look in this guy's eyes that he finally spoke.
"...Ahem, the product is good, but the service attitude is not good. This alone is enough for me to give you a bad review." Lu Mingfei coughed twice and said with a straight face.
Although he didn't know the details of the little devil, the "secrets" the other party gave him were real ruthless things. Even Lin Nian thought highly of him after learning about it. It is said that his information has now been placed in the academy. Many high-level officials are very concerned about this and are only waiting for the 3E exam before making arrangements, which shows that the little devil is doing well.
"No, you're giving it away for free and getting a negative review?" Lu Mingze smiled helplessly.
"The key is that every time you show up, something bad happens." Lu Mingfei had a toothache, and it was not easy to speak without conscience, but what he said now was true.
"Why don't you change your thinking so that every time before you run into trouble, brother, I will show up in advance to give you the best solution?" Lu Mingze tilted his head and smiled mysteriously, with something meaningful in his golden eyes. .
Lu Mingfei paused and didn't think about how to answer this sentence. After all, this kind of thing makes sense no matter how you say it, but you don't know the truth even if you sleep. But after a moment, he looked at Lu Mingze, who was still staring at him and smiling, and then he reacted belatedly and his face changed slightly, "Then why did you show up this time? Am I in trouble again?"
As soon as this idea came to him, he looked around in fright, feeling that this beautiful afternoon dormitory would soon be broken by floods and earthquakes. Maybe a volcanic eruption was also possible. Illinois seemed to be on the volcanic plate (actually not, the road Mingfei is very poor in geography)?
"Don't worry, the trouble this time is not yours, but I just think you need a way to solve this trouble... But whether you use it or not is up to you." Lu Mingze shook his head and said.
"The trouble doesn't lie with me? Who does it lie with? Other people's affairs are none of my business...why should I ask for trouble on my own?" Lu Mingfei did not feel relieved by Lu Mingze's words. He only felt that there was a conspiracy in this guy's words. Full.
"Maybe. If you can stand by and watch, it's your decision, brother, because even if you don't come forward to solve this trouble, another person will find a way to solve it. The initiative lies with you."
"Another person? Who?" Lu Mingfei looked at Lu Mingze hesitantly.
Lu Mingze just smiled and waved to him as if to whisper to him. Lu Mingfei hesitated for a moment before moving over with a chair and sitting on the edge of the bed. Lu Mingze raised his hand and slapped him on the forehead. , the action is exactly the same as last time. "'Black Sheep Wall' From now on, this secret book will be unblocked for you."
"What the hell?" Lu Mingfei was beaten until his forehead was red and his teeth were grimacing, but he was a little surprised in his heart. After all, he was able to see people's measurements after being hit like this last time. This time, he could even see their underwear. Empty?
"'Black Sheep Wall', the map is fully open. In the game "StarCraft", there is nothing more important than strategic vision, right? Having a clear view of the road ahead is a life-saving thing at the critical moment." Lu Mingze said.
"Picture exploration skill? What's the use of it?" Lu Mingfei was a little surprised.
"You will know when the time comes. It's up to you whether you use it or not. Once you use it, you who cheat may become no less a focal point than Lin Nian!" Lu Mingze said with a smile.
No less than Lin Nian... Lu Mingfei rolled his eyes at the malicious wording, but his heart was still a little fluttering. If possible, who wouldn't want to be like Lin Nian? There are support groups, fan groups, and forums that are super chatty. He, Lu Mingfei, also wants to have his own 'TAG'.
...Oh wait, it seems that it already exists. Along with the tag 'Lu Mingfei', there is also the tag 'women's clothing' that often appears side by side. It makes people want to live/remake when they see it.
"Anyway, that's it, brother, it's up to you to decide whether to use this secret book or not. As a salesperson serving customers, I can't make overly inducing remarks to you." Lu Mingze looked at Lu Ming, who was dazed as he touched his forehead. Fei said, "This time is the same as last time, it's still free, but next time...next time it will be charged. After all, we devils have to eat, and the bosses will be dissatisfied if we always give benefits to customers. .”
"Do you still have a devil boss? Is it a female devil with a bumpy figure? But what do you mean when you say it's none of my business if I get into trouble? Can you say..." Lu Mingfei raised his head and looked at Lu Mingze wanted to ask something else, but he was suddenly kicked in the chest. His vision suddenly went dark. He grabbed the air with both hands and fell to the bed. In his unbelievable and suffocating eyes, he finally saw Lu Mingze sitting on the bed. She looked at him on the bed and smiled. Her golden eyes were as cold as ice, and she couldn't see any smile in them, unlike her beautiful face.
"Fuck!" He fell, as if falling in a dream, falling off the cliff with endless void behind him.
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Lu Mingfei suddenly stood up from the bed in the dormitory and raised his fingers to the sky. His movements were quite like the arrogance of Gautama Buddha. However, the Shijiuru pajamas he was wearing somewhat ruined the atmosphere, which meant that he woke up at this time in his dream.
The messy dormitory 303 was lit by some dim light coming from under the curtains. The sun outside the window was bright, and the shadows of the pine trees fell from the window onto the slippers hitting the floor. Lu Ming was awakened by the sound of bells, deafening bells, ringing outside the window. Amidst the sound of bells and the stream of sunshine, you can also hear the flapping of white doves flying high, and the sound of footsteps and conversations on the deep and crisscrossed stone roads...
"Black...sheep..." Lu Mingfei was in a daze during the sound of the bell. The previous dream disappeared like a bubble, but the conversation with the little boy was still vivid in his mind.
It's not my troubles... that will make me the center of attention... the choice is my own?
Lu Mingfei was a little stunned. He heard a beep like a fire alarm outside the door. He got out of bed and opened the door blankly. Behind the door, countless people in school uniforms passed by in a hurry, but he was the only one standing behind the door. Wearing pajamas, he looks like a passerby.
This is what Lu Mingze said in his dream... Trouble is coming?
"Did you... just wake up?" A red shadow appeared in front of Lu Mingfei. The familiar girl looked up and down at his two-dimensional jersey and raised her eyebrows with hesitation.
"Ah, yes, yes."
"It's getting late... This is the emergency gathering bell. Change your clothes and quickly go to the destination to gather."
"Um...Senior...Senior? Can I ask, where is the destination?"
"...'S' level, are you serious?"
"..."
