It has nothing to do with me. I tell fortunes and cooperate with the fairy world. They use fairy methods to locate the people you need to find. I don’t need money, but the middlemen and the fairy world need money! "Zhen
Xu Xiao looked at Ziyun Shangren and then at Feng Ziyue, a fake old man. The two of them had been wandering in the world for decades. This was the first time they heard about the cooperation between fortune telling and the immortal world. They were curious and hesitated for a moment. Ziyun Shangren said He threw two gold bars to Feng Ziyue. When the gold bars fell to the ground, Feng Ziyue didn't dislike them and bent down to put them in his arms.
"Tell me, where is the person we are looking for?"
Feng Ziyue took off the belt of the Taoist robe without haste, tore it into two pieces and handed it to them.
They looked at the waistband of their pants in confusion.
You two, don’t have any doubts, you can see where the person you are looking for is by covering your eyes with the belt of my immortal magic trousers.
Although it felt quite funny, Ziyun Shanghe and Xu Xiao were really blindfolded. They felt very fresh and exciting.
The moment the two of them were blindfolded, Feng Ziyue whipped them both in the mouth with lightning speed, and fled quickly over the walls and walls! sincerely
The incident happened suddenly, the distance was too close, and they were unprepared. They were beaten on the spot for more than ten times before they stopped!
Oh, let me go, I have such a bad temper, ah ah ah... I want to kill people, kill people, Ziyun Shangren cursed and looked for an old fortune teller, but Feng Ziyue had already disappeared into the crowd!
The two of them searched the streets and alleys for a long time without finding a target. They looked at each other and laughed wildly. This was a big loss!
After all, this is the Xishan sect and we can’t be too presumptuous. The two of them disappeared into the crowd!
Feng Ziyue ran from Nancheng to Beicheng in one breath, took out more than ten gold bars and enjoyed them. At noon, there was a lot of traffic, people coming and going from the merchants and shops, the food in the restaurant was fragrant, and there was a big restaurant diagonally next to the road, and his stomach was growling. He called and went straight into the restaurant. The waiter welcomed him warmly, "Old Taoist, how many of you are there?"
I need a private room alone, is there one?
The waiter woman curled her lips and said, "You are a fortune teller and a liar, can you afford a private room? Let me tell you in advance, here we eat King's meal, the men are directly made eunuchs, and the women are sent directly to the brothel." The waiter obviously looked down on Feng Ziyue. This old man. sincerely
Feng Ziyue pretended to drop a gold bar on the ground, quickly picked it up and shook it, "Is it enough for a private room?"
Enough, enough, absolutely enough. Please invite me to the second floor. The female waiter will lead Feng Ziyue up to the private room on the second floor with a playful smile.
I ordered a large table of delicacies, a mouthful of wine and a mouthful of meat. My mouth was full of oil and I was humming a ditty excitedly.
Feng Ziyue drank some wine and felt dizzy. He forgot that Lan Feixia asked him to go out to buy vegetables and go back to cook. He ate deliciously by himself!
Lan Feixia's stomach growled. She waited and waited for Feng Ziyue, but Feng Ziyue didn't come back. Looking for someone from the Xishan Sect was like looking for a needle in a haystack. An angry Lan Feixia sat at the gate of the courtyard, holding a wooden stick in her hand and muttering, "Damn Feng Ziyue." Yue, if you dare to run away and I meet you, I will definitely make you a eunuch. If you come back, everything will be easy to discuss."
She waited and waited. At noon, afternoon, and night, the moon rose. She leaned against the door frame and her eyes were drowsy!
After waiting for Feng Ziyue for a day, Lan Feixia got up angrily and went to the streets to look for Feng Ziyue. sincerely
Just as she opened the door, she heard a whistle. A person came along the side corridor of the inn under the dim moonlight. She hurriedly hid at the corner of the door. The whistler came to the door from far away. Lan Feixia observed that the old man in front of her looked familiar. , Thief Ramen is familiar, and he recognized Feng Ziyue at a glance. He smelled of alcohol and was staggering when he walked. It looked like he had been drinking a lot!
Lan Feixia was so angry that she jumped like thunder and flew up with her feet, flying Feng Ziyue from the door directly into the house through the window. Feng Ziyue was more than half awake from the wine, blowing his beard and staring, and took out the Xuankun needle, "Who, you don't know whether to live or die, little kid?" I will kill you."
He used the Xuankun needle to aim at Lan Feixia. When he saw the tigress Lan Feixia's smiling face with a whip in her hand, he suddenly remembered that he had gone out to buy food during the day and came back to cook for her. Later, he forgot that this mother The tiger stayed at the inn until late at night!
Feng Ziyue realized that something was not right. If she didn't die, she would have to peel off the skin. She thought of the cuts on her body made by Lan Feixia's whip. It was very powerful when used hard. The only way to escape was to take off the Taoist robe. Hanging on the fortune-telling sign, he raised the fortune-telling sign with both hands, and said with a polite and playful smile, "I know you misunderstood. I have a lot of things that I don't care about with you. I surrender. I was forced to have no choice today. I can't come back to give it to you." Let’s cook and eat!”
Damn, you are a shameless thing. You have two choices in front of you. Choose quickly, otherwise you're welcome. First, don't resist. Let me hang you on the beam and beat you to pieces. Second, you can resist, I will make you a eunuch, your choice. Lan Feixia glared angrily and looked really angry.
Feng Ziyue thought that there would be trouble in the crowded inn in the dead of night if she was discovered by the Yellow Wolf Eyeliner. She opened her mouth and fell to the ground holding Lan Feixia's thigh and cried loudly. She cried with grief and tears. She rubbed her body and said, "You really misunderstood me. Today I went to the street to buy groceries and planned to come back to cook for you. When I passed by the general market, I found a cosmetics and silk shop. I went in to buy cosmetics and silk for you and brought them back. Here you go, alas... Then I suddenly encountered a yellow wolf. An old Taoist next to me saw me in a panic and put on the Taoist robe in my bag for me, so I disguised myself and escaped."
"As the saying goes, people are wise. I politely asked the old man to invite him to drink. Unexpectedly, the old man agreed readily. There was no other way. The old man and I went to have a drink. During the drinking process, the old man sent the young man to call the wife of Lao Wang next door to accompany him. Of course, My heart was still and my heart was not moved. I drank a few more glasses of drunkenness when I saw the damn bitch. I killed the bitch in a rage. I was afraid of alerting the guards and left the restaurant in a hurry. I dropped all the cosmetics and satin I bought for you. At the restaurant, I will go get it for you right now." Zhun
Feng Ziyue cried, stared and lied, squinting at her from time to time, "Uh-huh, holy shit, the woman was crying." Lan Feixia looked up and burst into tears, wiping a handful of snot and tears onto Feng Ziyue's head, "I'm so touched. Sorry, I misunderstood you, you are a good man, you know how to buy me cosmetics and satin, get up quickly, we will discuss how to rescue Caishi Sanniang, Zi Yunfeng, and Ji Beili."
Lan Feixia supported Feng Ziyue, and Feng Ziyue shook his head vigorously. There was thunder and no rain, and he couldn't cry. He cried with grief and resentment. Lan Feixia had no choice but to say nice things. Feng Ziyue He reluctantly stood up and said, "Go and prepare some ginger soup with some wild ginseng for me. I'm a little tired and I want to drink some hot soup."
Um.
Do you want to put two more eggs in the soup?
"Okay, go quickly."
Feng Ziyue sat on the chair with a proud face.
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