The Yin Beast Soul looked at Yang Shuopo. Xi
The two of them looked at the dozen beggars in front of them, stunned!
The young beggar woman patted Yang Suopo on the shoulder, "Don't be afraid, hurry up and eat something. This money is my property. It's not easy for you two to beg. See you soon. Take care."
The young woman led more than a dozen beggars into an alley and disappeared.
Seeing that they were gone, the Yin and Yang Demons high-fived, "Oye, we succeeded. The disguise technique was so successful that it made our colleagues cry. We are role models. Otherwise, we can create a beggar gang. You Can I be the gang leader?"
snort.
What a shameless thing. I am a martial arts hero. How can I be a beggar? I am talking nonsense. I will kill you.
Let's go, go to the Yellow Wolf's lair and wait for the wind to come. Xi
The Yin Beast Soul stared and shivered, and could only apologize and dare not say anything more.
There are two ways to go to Yellow Wolf's lair, take the main road directly, or turn into an alley and follow the river.
The two of them discussed taking the alley and going along the river.
The Xishan School's Headquarters Mansion is geographically close to mountains and water, and is rich in products. There are many ornamental rivers in the city, which are naturally formed. The small rivers are not very wide and are mainly used for recreation. There are merchant ships and fishing boats entering and leaving the city.
The two demons of Yin and Yang saw a strange phenomenon while strolling by the river. They found it interesting and approached quietly.
The two of them found a beggar sitting in an abandoned fishing boat whistling and eating roasted chicken. They observed that the beggar was miserable enough. He was dirty, his fingernails were black, and he was eating the roasted chicken with his hands, and the uppers of his shoes were The soles of the shoes were tied up with straw ropes. It seemed that he was not very old. It could be judged from his popularity that he had a lack of brains. He laughed while eating roast chicken and licking the chicken's butt, "This thing is exciting, so exciting, hehehehe." "
Suddenly a wild dog barked and bit into the roasted chicken, "I'll bite you to death, I'll bite you to death!" Xi
Feng Ziyue was pretending to be stupid. He mainly wanted to show it to passers-by so as not to arouse suspicion.
The evil couple of Yin and Yang were moved when they saw what Feng Ziyue was begging for. The two quickly walked into the cabin. Feng Ziyue pretended not to notice and continued to bark and bite the roast chicken.
The two demons of Yin and Yang saw the silver in Feng Ziyue's broken bowl. They looked at each other and smiled evilly as they approached, "Hey, I said, is the roasted chicken delicious?"
Feng Ziyue looked at the two of them and her heart skipped a beat. Damn, these two are really begging for money. So fucking pitiful. They even have vitiligo!
Hey hey hey.
Hey hey hey.
who are you? Xi
The two devils of Yin and Yang are even worse, "We are your father and mother, please shout, mom and dad!"
With tears in her eyes and full of affection, Feng Ziyue stopped eating and biting the roast chicken and came to the front of the two demons of yin and yang.
The Yin Beast Soul said, "Old man, do you believe it? This fool will call us father and mother right away?"
Of course I believe it, you see he is mentally retarded, and it is quite good to play with a mentally retarded person.
They stared at Feng Ziyue seriously, waiting for him to call his parents.
Feng Ziyue split the roasted chicken in half and handed it to Yin Beast Soul, Yang Shuo Po, "Granddaughter, grandson, eat it. Grandpa, I will take care of you both."
Oh, let me go. Xi
The angry Yin and Yang demons sang and danced.
The two of them stared at Feng Ziyue and laughed wildly. They didn't expect that this idiot beggar was quite bad!
I'll kill you. Yang Suopo grabbed Feng Ziyue's neck and was about to strike, but was stopped by Yin Beast Soul, "Stop."
Why, old woman, you are asking for mercy, you are not attracted to this fool, are you?
snort.
Damn it, come here.
The Yin Beast Soul said in a low voice, let's treat this fool well and let him block us when we are in danger. We can coax him to do something. Xi
Yang Shuopo kissed her excitedly, "Old lady, you are absolutely right."
Yang Shuopo took the silver from Feng Ziyue's broken bowl with a playful smile, "Good boy, I'll keep it for you to avoid bad guys. I'll give you good food and drink every day. Can you follow us?"
Feng Ziyue looked at the two beggars and felt that they were quite pitiful at first, but now, seeing them, they were like shameless fighters.
Huh, if you want to play tricks on me, I will use your tricks.
Feng Ziyue smiled stupidly, hehehe, "As long as you two feed me roast chicken, roast duck, elbow, crab, and tortoise ginseng soup."
The two demons of Yin and Yang nodded repeatedly, "Okay, okay, I promise to give you good food and drink. This is trivial. As long as the three of us beg for food, everything is possible."
Feng Ziyue felt a chill in her heart, "These two guys are really bad. They have no money and are begging for food. They won't be able to eat roast chicken until the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Moon...!" Xi
Since I agreed to them, let's play with them for a while first.
Anyway, I can't save Zi Yunfeng, Caishi Sanniang, and Ji Beili for the time being.
It happened that he didn't go back to his residence to meet the tigress Lan Feixia. Feng Ziyue finally agreed with Lan Feixia that the two of them could not appear at the same time. In case of being discovered by the yellow wolf, one of them would take the retreat.
The two demons of Yin and Yang feel that Feng Ziyue is not stupid, but sometimes very stupid. A fool should be normal sometimes and abnormal sometimes.
The Yin Beast Soul hadn't played with a young man for a long time. Although Feng Ziyue was young, her brain was not normal. She was so hungry that she hugged Feng Ziyue and gave her a fierce kiss.
Holy shit.
This move was so unexpected that Yang was so stunned that Feng Ziyue was at a loss. Xi
Feng Ziyue endured it, endured it, and laughed.
Yang Shuopo couldn't bear it anymore and screamed like a Peking opera. He stretched out his fist to hit the Yin Beast Soul, but he retracted and didn't dare to hit him. He kicked Feng Ziyue San with his fist, "Shameless, why did you seduce my old lady? I'll beat you to death from now on." Be careful, it's indiscreet, it makes people look down upon, it won't sound good if it gets spread, it's a shameless thing, it's despicable."
"How will people look at you when you walk on the street from now on? You are indiscreet, shameless, stinky and shameless."
The fool in the Buddhist hall could hear it, Yang Shuopo pointed at Sang and scolded Huai.
The Yin Beast Soul smiled triumphantly.
He kept ogling Feng Ziyue. Feng Ziyue was almost transformed by the two damn beggars in front of him, but he didn't want to kill anyone, so he couldn't bear it.
Where to go? Xi
"Let's go, let's go, I'll lead you to the road, and it doesn't matter where you go." The Yin Beast Soul Dang Yang Shui Po was the air pulling Feng Ziyue's hand, and Feng Ziyue threw up his sleeves and went into the cabin to eat roast chicken.
Yang Shuopo glared at him fiercely, "Damn it, don't cuckold me in front of me, otherwise you're welcome."
snort.
Old man, please leave this beggar to me, and I will go to the brothel to find you twenty old women to play with some other time, okay?
"Okay, okay, that's great. You can go play with him in the cabin. Remember the important things. Let's leave quickly."
Oh, don't worry, I will resolve the battle as quickly as possible.
The Yin Beast Soul was as excited as a wild bear that rushed into the cabin and flew at Feng Ziyue. The cabin was too small, and Feng Ziyue didn't want to dive. Alas... For the first time in his life, he was rolled away by an old woman. The two of them jingled, and Yang Suipo stood there. Watching the wind outside the cabin. Xi
After a while, the Yin Beast Soul came out with grass roots in its mouth and disheveled clothes. Feng Ziyue leaned on the cabin and laughed in a daze.