Someone laughed above the head, and Hongshui Gou flew to the ground. "Oh, beggar, I see you are full of energy, your face is red, you must have been drinking. You are a good beggar, your mouth is oily, and the food is good! Why are you different from other beggars? , you are pretending!"
Taoist Sanque met with Shui Shuigou yesterday. He was very angry when he saw this stinky beggar here. He wanted to show off his power but failed. The female leader laughed and said, "I'm just lucky. I passed by the restaurant at noon and saw the waiter emptying the trash can. There was leftover food, and there was meat in the food, so I picked it out and ate it excitedly."
Taoist Sanque stared and lied, emphatically touching his mouth, "Let's go, let's go, I'll wake up later and take you to dig through the restaurant's trash can. Maybe there's some meat to eat."
He stretched out his dirty hands and pulled Hongshuigou. He quickly stepped back and waved his hands, "No, no, no, I just want to eat, not dig through the trash can."
Shuishuigou saw that Taoist Sanque was really pitiful, so he gave him the scattered silver he had put into the broken bowl.
Taoist Sanque not only refused to thank me, but also looked down upon him, "You don't have to give me such a small amount of money in the future, just give me more."
Hi hi.
Hongshuigou never expected that Taoist Sanque would be picky and disdainful of others. If he hadn't seen him pitiful, he would have slapped him to death. "Okay, okay, I will give you more money in the future." Hongshuigou said He took his money back, turned around and left.
Taoist Sanque snorted and leaned against the big tree to observe the situation around the Yellow Wolf's lair. Just after walking out of Hongshuigou more than ten meters away, he noticed a beggar coming from a corner in the alley. From far to near, the two met and looked at each other and nodded.
Hongshuigou couldn't hold back his music. He said, "Hey, let me go. This guy is definitely a real beggar. His clothes are all in tatters, with big holes in them, and his eyes are small. His trouser legs are tied with straw ropes. He hasn't showered in at least half a year, and his hair is hard." Incomparably, he was covered in filth and looked weak when walking!
Shuishui Gou put the scattered silver in the bowl into Feng Ziyue's bowl.
Feng Ziyue stammered, thank you.
He smiled secretly in his heart, indicating that his disguise technique was very successful, and he was really mistaken by the stinky beggar in front of him that he was also a beggar.
He observed that the rags and rags pierced by floodwaters were also beggars.
Feng Ziyue nodded and went straight to the big tree where Taoist Sanque was hiding. From this position, he could fully observe the yellow wolf's lair. Feng Ziyue wanted to find a way to enter the hospital to save people.
Shuishigou also followed him to the big tree. He was afraid that Feng Ziyue would give the scattered silver to Taoist Sanque.
Hey, why are you back?
"I am a beggar. I can go wherever I want. You have no control over me."
Yes, yes, I don’t care.
Taoist Sanque pretended to lie down and sleep.
Feng Ziyue observed Taoist Sanque and Shuigou but did not recognize that they were disguisers.
Yellow Wolf Disguise Skill beggar Hanako limped past the big tree. Yesterday he had seen Shuishuigou. Taoist Sanque said, "Hey, you two are here again today. Are you pretending to be here and preparing to do bad things?"
Well, you guessed it right, I am planning to do bad things, Shui Shuigou said decisively, and Yellow Wolf tensed up and prepared to beat him to death.
What bad thing did you do?
Taoist Sanque and Feng Ziyue all stared at him.
Shuishui Gou looked around and said, "Everyone, I guess this family must be rich, otherwise they wouldn't live in such a big house. They probably live in corrupt officials, female businessmen, and local gangsters. They all deceive and oppress the people to make money." Money, I’m here waiting for them to take out the trash, maybe I can find some money.”….
"Tell me, do I do something bad?"
Shui Shuigou talked about it with gusto, Sanque Taoist, Yellow Wolf, Feng Ziyue danced happily.
Is this why you do bad things? Huang Lang asked Shui Shuigou, and Shui Shuigou nodded, "Yes, this is what I call doing bad things."
Yellow Wolf was relieved, there was no need to kill him.
Taoist Sanque interjected, "Everyone, I am here to pick up money and delicious food. I know who lives in the house. I have seen it with my own eyes. There are prostitutes, corrupt officials, and female businessmen living in the house. They often play. Here I especially want to climb into the courtyard and watch the *** dance.
Huang Lang looked at Feng Ziyue, you are so new, why did you think of coming here?
In?
Feng Ziyue glared and lied, "To tell you the truth, the courtyard is not what you said. This house is a brothel, with thousands of prostitutes living in it. I often peek at them bathing, and of course there are corrupt officials who come to patronize. There were female businessmen, local gangsters, bullies, everyone. I mainly wanted to climb the wall and watch the women take a shower.
Before Feng Ziyue finished speaking, Sanle's heart was filled with joy and relief. They all thought to themselves, the other party glared and boasted!
Yellow Wolf wanted to kill them at first, but he heard that they were all braggarts. Killing them would lose their reputation, and it would be good to keep them to relieve their boredom. These beggars must have seen the size of this house and were ready to beg for food and money. , but I felt much better after chatting with them and bragging.
The yellow wolf took the broken bowl and the wooden stick and limped back to the courtyard in a circle. After the explanation, he returned to the big tree.
After a while, five servants were sitting not far from them carrying two large wooden boxes. The five people were talking about it. Sanque Taoist, Shui Shuigou, and Feng Ziyue carefully observed these five people and listened to what they were talking about.
Listen, listen and have fun.
What kind of restaurant do these five people belong to?
The short fat man said, everyone, this damn old Wang next door is really disgusting. There are two stinky rich people who don’t know the heights of the world. They can obviously deliver food to him in a carriage. This old guy deliberately teased us and asked us to walk and carry the food to his house. Go, Lao Wang next door is really hateful, what should I do?
"Let's just put the food here, and let's go to Lao Wang's house next door, beat him to pieces, steal gold, silver and jewelry, and escape."
The tall and thin man interjected, "Okay, okay, let's do it. This damn old king next door bullies the people every day and kills innocent people indiscriminately. Let's go and kill him."
The five waiters threw down two large wooden boxes of wine and food and rushed straight to Lao Wang's house next door.
Flood ditch, Feng Ziyue, Sanque Taoist, Huang Lang watched the five guys leave, rushed to the wooden box like crazy, carried the wooden box to the big tree, opened the wooden box to roast duck, elbows, meatballs, crabs, water Cooked fish, wine, Feng Ziyue grabbed the elbow and ate it.
Sanque Taoist, Shuishigou has meat on his left hand and wine gourd on his right hand!
The yellow wolf pretended to be in a daze and rushed to eat. Although the four people did not recognize each other, they were still a little suspicious of each other. By rushing to eat and drink, only beggars can do this, and they all believed that the other was a beggar.
Feng Ziyue acted even more exaggeratedly by licking the plate, while drinking, she stared at the half pork meatball in Taoist Sanque's hand. Taoist Sanque quickly stuffed the meatball into it and swallowed it without chewing it.
Feng Ziyue stared at the elbow in Hongshuigou's hand.
"Huh, don't grab it. I haven't eaten elbow in more than half a year. Come with me and beat you to death." Shuishigou devoured the big elbow.
Feng Ziyue smiled at Huang Lang.
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