In fact, the master Feng Daxia is just a title for us. A long time ago, we were trapped by wild beasts while hunting, and it was Feng Daxia who rescued us. From now on, we call him master.
Lying with red eyes, Feng Ziyue nodded with satisfaction, "It's going to rain today, are you going home too? Let's have morning tea and leave. Let's go, they are going home." Feng Ziyue shouted Lan Feixia left because she didn't want her to see too much of what was happening in Grave Valley.
"Oh, that's it."
"Okay, okay, I'll take you home right away. It just so happens that you have a companion on the road so you won't be alone. Send Feng Ziyue to the west. It's great that you still have a master."
When Lan Feixia saw them staring and lying, she became furious and flicked her wrist, shaking her teacup and flying out of the courtyard. The stone table weighing more than 10,000 kilograms was smashed into pieces, "Okay, close your eyes, I will beat you to pieces!"
Before she could finish her words, she fell to her knees and kowtowed, her face red and bloody, "Second aunt, third aunt, eldest aunt, godmother, grandma, heroes, ancestors, have mercy on me, have mercy on me, I won't dare to do it again." Lie."
"I've told you that Feng Ziyue winked at me just now, with the clear intention not to let me tell the village the truth. He is our master. We are not working people, we are bandits with lots of money."
"As long as you don't kill me, we will all listen to you from now on. Long live, long live, long live."
Hongtouhong confessed, Lan Feixia's aura was completely eliminated, and Le was elated.
Suddenly white smoke billowed, and everyone looked sideways and burst into laughter. Feng Ziyue's angry hair stood up like a TV antenna, sparks popped and crackled, his eyes were straight, and he looked like a fool.
Feng Ziyue couldn't bear it anymore. It was a shame to have such subordinates.
Suddenly, Feng Ziyue grabbed her red neck and pinched her hard, "I'm going to strangle you to death, I'm going to strangle you to death, you shameless thing, you must die!"
She was so red that she kicked her legs and couldn't scream.
"Stop, you are so arrogant, I will kill you." Lan Feixia hung the whip around Feng Ziyue's neck. Feng Ziyue immediately calmed down, picked up the apple and ate it without saying a word.
Don't worry, as long as you don't act bad, I won't kill you. I don't want your gold, silver and jewelry. Feng Ziyue is still your master, because I am his wife.
After Lan Feixia finished speaking, she turned red, the wind was like the moon, and more than two hundred bandits were stunned.
Feng Ziyue's hair stood up again and white smoke crackled.
Hehehe, that’s interesting.
He was really pissed off.
"Master, is this true? She is the madam?" Hong Rouhong couldn't believe it and could only verify with Feng Ziyue.
Feng Ziyue shook his head just in time to see Lan Feixia glare with murderous intent, and he started nodding again!
Shaking his head and nodding, he was all red and confused. No matter what, he couldn't afford to offend the two people in front of him. He felt that the woman had the upper hand, so he flattered her first, and then she survived.
Hongtouhong stood up and shouted, "Come, prepare a sumptuous banquet for the master and his wife. Take out the gongs and drums that have not been used for many years and make it lively."
Tomb Valley Village witnessed more than 10,000 tombs with loud gongs and drums, firecrackers blasting, lanterns and colorful decorations, and bright smiles.
Of course, Feng Ziyue smiled but didn't dare not smile.
Lan Feixia is in the middle, and anyone who is sitting happily can see their stomach.
Hongtenghong took the lead in toasting, flattering and shouting Madam.
The men also shouted madam.
Lan Feixia was so happy that she drank too much and put her arms around Feng Ziyue's neck, calling the second uncle to fall into his arms and fall asleep.
Feng Ziyue finally breathed a sigh of relief and carried Lan Feixia to the bedroom and threw her on the bed, "Granddaughter, from now on you will call me Second Uncle, do you hear me?"
Um.
OK
"So good." Feng Ziyue saw Lan Feixia talking loudly, her face flushed, her eyes closed tightly, and her whole body weak. She pinched her tentatively, but she moved slightly and didn't resist. It looked like she was really drunk.
Feng Ziyue thought about it and decided to take advantage of her. She got angry and moved a small stool to sit on the bedside. Looking at Lan Feixia's drunken appearance, she said, "Call me Second Uncle, hurry up."
Second uncle.
Hi hi.
Lan Feixia blurted out very cooperatively, Feng Ziyue nodded happily, "Very good, come on, come on, call me second uncle a hundred times in a row."
Lan Feixia didn't respond.
Feng Ziyue carefully observed that she was not awake, stretched out his finger and poked her, but there was no response, she snored like thunder and fell asleep!
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh...huh, Feng Ziyue just took advantage, Lan Feixia fell asleep, and she just groaned in anger.
Humph, disappointing.
He stood up and walked to the door to look at the starry sky. He got angry when he thought of Lan Feixia's tigress appearance, and returned to the bedside. He had to take advantage of her while she was drunk, otherwise he would not be able to let go of his anger.
Sitting on the bedside, he said, "Call me Second Uncle, call me Second Uncle."
Lan Feixia was snoring like thunder and had no chance to respond to him. Feng Ziyue was so angry that she stretched out her hand to slap her mouth. He raised his palm to a centimeter distance from Lan Feixia's face. Lan Feixia sat up and stared at her. The wind comes from the moon.
Feng Ziyue was so frightened that she was dumbfounded and trembling, "Oh my God, oh my God, please don't misunderstand me, ancestor, I am killing mosquitoes for you."
Lan Feixia stared at him without saying a word.
Feng Ziyue couldn't figure out what Lan Feixia's tricks were, so she gritted her teeth and stamped her feet to fight. It seemed that if she didn't bleed, the other party couldn't give up. She was so mean, she slapped her mouth quickly, and there was only a "slap" sound. Feng Ziyue didn't want to give up. Let her show off her power and suffer!
He slapped his mouth continuously, very loudly, and his face became swollen. He found that Lan Feixia was still looking straight at her.
Feng Ziyue was stunned and said, I really didn't mean to attack you just now. I was beating myself, and you watched, and I slapped myself more than ten times in a row.
Lan Feixia fell down and fell asleep.
When Feng Ziyue saw that she was really asleep, she suddenly realized, Damn, this guy is sleepwalking, so he beat himself up for nothing!
The grandma was so stupid, she grinned, covered her mouth and glared, "I must take revenge."
Feng Ziyue got up and went to the window to look at the dark night, no one was peeking, then returned to the bedside, pointed at Lan Feixia's nose and said, call me second uncle a hundred times, hurry up, otherwise, I won't be polite.
"Second uncle, second uncle, second uncle..." Lan Feixia shouted obediently.
Feng Ziyue finally took a breath and got up and went to the east room to sleep.
In the early morning, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant in the Grave Valley, and the sun was warm. Feng Ziyue was awakened by the voice of a woman. She got up and went to the west room to see Lan Feixia still calling the second uncle.
Hong Rouhong and more than a dozen of her subordinates stood in front of the bed and stared at Lan Feixia in a daze, not daring to touch him. When they found that she was not dead, she just kept calling for the second uncle.
Feng Daxia looked at her as if she was going crazy and kept calling for the second uncle.
"Well, you are in trouble. The wine you gave her yesterday must have been fake. She is suffering from alcohol poisoning. She will wake up later, and you will be disabled even if you don't die."
Feng Ziyue deliberately frightened Hong Touhong and the others. These guys are really hateful. They betrayed themselves yesterday and they were afraid of death!
. Vertex mobile version URL:
