Why did you, a grasshopper, get poisoned and come to the wilderness alone? Do you want to commit suicide?
"Who are you?"
Hahaha, the woman said with a sneer, I won’t change my surname just because I am wearing a ha deng.
Damn it, Feng San wisely put away his dagger and bowed, "Grandma, mother, aunt, ancestor, hero, long live long live, long live long live, spare my life."
"Hey... no, we don't have any deep grudge. Thank you, senior, for saving your life."
Feng San is bragging if he is not afraid of Ha Deng, but Ha Deng is a master hermit.
Ha Deng exhaled air from his nose, hum, he was scared, and sat down to talk. Feng San sat at the entrance of the cave, and Ha Deng sat near the wall.
Feng San wanted to run away at any time. He was afraid of Ha Deng and didn't know what tricks the old witch was playing.
Old man, why did you come to the suburbs on a rainy day?
"I've already said that I want to eat people. If I meet you, just lie down on the fire and let me roast people."
Old man, what a sense of humor. Just wait, I'll go hunting and I'll be back soon to have barbecue. Feng San got up and ran. To be precise, he ran wildly. He knew that the old witch Ha Deng was really powerful.
run!
well!
That is overthinking.
There was an explosion above his head, and Feng San lost consciousness and flew to dodge as more than ten large rocks weighing more than 1,000 kilograms were thrown into the valley.
Before he could stand still, there was a strong wind and black smoke billowing from all directions. His vision was unclear. One of them who didn't pay attention was whipped by a bamboo whip and flew more than ten meters high. Feng San was very smart and went back to the cave, holding his head in his hands and squatting at the base of the wall. , "Sister, aunt, hero, long live, long live, long live, spare your life, don't be impulsive, and say what you have to say."
snort.
Boy, you flatter me all the time, very good, very good, be honest, you can be regarded as a wise man. If you don't run away, I won't kill you.
Sit down quickly.
Let's play a game of chess. If you win, I will take you to see Feng Ziyue. If you lose, tell me where Feng Ziyue is hiding.
Ha Deng opened the package he carried with him, took out the chessboard and arranged the chess pieces.
Feng San was very happy when he heard the first half of the sentence. It turned out that Ha Deng knew where Feng Ziyue was, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he lost all interest.
"Master Ha Deng, it turns out that you don't know Feng Ziyue's whereabouts, and I don't know either. There's no need to play chess. The person in charge tells you that I don't know where Feng Ziyue is either!"
Ha Deng's eyes flashed fiercely, his palms emitted red smoke, and he immediately smiled, "Come on, come on, let's play chess, play chess, and then talk about other things."
The more she behaved like this, the more frightened Feng San became. He held the chess pieces and played chess absent-mindedly. This chess game was also strange. The two of them ended up in a tie, neither losing nor winning. Ha Deng looked at the pouring rain and it had stopped. He took a deep breath and said, "Okay. , this is a destiny that cannot be violated, come here, stretch your neck over, I will unscrew your head, check it, and put it back again."
Holy shit.
It's interesting to unscrew your head and put it back on again. Let's do this. I'll unscrew your head first and put it back on again to see if you can survive.
The two looked at each other and laughed wildly.
The light in Feng San's eyes flashed, and his ankles felt cold. Before he could see clearly, the bamboo whip was hung on the wall of the cave. The burning wood burned Feng San's hair. He pulled it with magnets, permed and curled it. The lamp held the charcoal stick and slowly He slowly came to the soles of his feet and said, "Be patient, I'll mark you." It's okay to be disfigured and recognize the scars on the soles of your feet after death.
Ha Deng smiled evilly and held up a fire stick to poke the bottom of Feng's three feet. If he poked it up, it would definitely turn into roasted pig's trotters.
"Ouch, ouch, Feng Ziyue, why are you hiding, hurry up and kill Ha Deng." Feng San shouted at the cave entrance to Feng Ziyue for help.
Ha Deng looked back blankly, and saw two crows flying past the entrance of the cave and three wild bears, but no humans appeared. "Hey, you kid, you dare to lie to me. I didn't plan to deal with you. Now, hey, come on, let me hang it on the fire to bake."
Ha Deng grabbed Feng San and ran towards the fire. Feng San could resist using the spell. Damn it, he couldn't use it. It must be because there was other venom in the old witch's bamboo whip. Hey, Feng San couldn't laugh or cry. In the past two days, he has been unable to use it. The special code is poisoned. "Hero, don't make trouble, hero, don't make trouble, sister, don't make trouble. If you have anything to say, talk to me. Don't roast people for food. I have rough skin and thick flesh. I haven't bathed for months and am dirty. So, if you put me down, I will I’ll go hunting, and I’ll grill you some meat myself.”
Hum.
Feng San, you are thinking too much, I won’t accept your ideas!
Ha Dengzhen hung Feng San on the fire. In an instant, a big hole was burned in his pants and the hair on his butt was burned clean. The smell of barbecue was lingering!
Feng Sanyi seemed to be serious. He was so frightened that his features moved. Come on, help me. There is a shameless old woman here who wants to eat people. Come on, help me. I haven’t married yet and I don’t want to die.
Feng San's shouts echoed in the valley.
Ha Deng curled his lips and smiled, turning his wrist to move him around on the fire. Damn it, it was really roasting, not fake. It was so smoky that Feng San coughed and yelled as hard as he could. He then hit him with a series of sticks, "Be honest." , if you move, it won’t even be cooked.”
Feng San couldn't be obedient. He was really roasted when he obeyed. He shouted heartbreakingly, "Help, come here quickly. A great hero is about to be roasted. This bitch is not a good person."
There was the sound of wind in the valley, the cry of birds and animals, and the sound of spring water. No one appeared. Feng San's voice became hoarse from shouting. He shook his head and sighed. His whole body was roasted and smoky. It looked like he was finished.
Ha Deng whistled and hummed a little tune, "The people are so happy today. They eat barbecue and have special numbers. They are young men. They are happy."
Feng San's clothes were almost burned, and he was half-conscious. Alas... he was unwilling to accept it. He was roasted by the old witch at a young age. It seemed that he died here. Not bad. It is convenient for him to be a lonely ghost in the mountains here. Wandering, he was desperate, stopped shouting, and resigned to his fate.
Ha Deng stood up, picked up the package, took out five or six gourds, opened the gourds and poured cumin, chili noodles, and tomato sauce on Feng San. Feng San was so angry that he almost changed his gender. He was so abnormal that he brought his own condiments when he went out.
When the chili noodles were sprinkled on him, it hurt so much that Feng San suddenly stood up from the fire and fell to the ground. The sudden incident made Ha Deng so frightened that he said, "Holy shit, it's a fake."
Feng San struggled to climb to the entrance of the cave, and Ha Deng grabbed him by the ankles, lifted him up and put him on the fire.
"Stop, Ha Deng, you are too cruel." Suddenly a man spoke in the deserted mountains, and his voice sounded familiar. Ha Deng took Feng San and looked at the entrance of the cave. He saw a man wearing a white robe, neatly dressed, with two He has piercing eyes and carries a Xuankun needle. He is very arrogant and looks like he deserves a beating.
The wind comes from the moon, it’s you.
Ha Deng threw Feng San against the wall and smiled happily. "Great, I finally found you. Come on, come in and talk. Feng Ziyue stood motionless at the entrance of the cave. Ha Deng thought it was an illusion and rubbed his eyes. Yes, it's Feng Ziyue." Yue stood at the entrance of the cave.
She wanted to catch him alive, but it was too hard to find Feng Ziyue. She must not let him escape this time. Ha Deng held the bamboo whip and ran straight to the cave entrance quickly.
