Oh, that makes sense. The female guard pushed Feng San's head hard into the poisonous weed water. The clear spring water suddenly turned black and thick smoke billowed out. He was splashing around in the small pool.
"Hold on, hold on, hold on, don't let him get up." The male guard held down Feng San's head, and the female guard held down Feng San's thighs. Feng San fluttered, and there was no movement. The male and female guards let him go and he floated up. When they saw Feng San staring, opening his mouth wide, sticking out his tongue, and stretching his hands, they sat on the ground with a frightened cry.
Damn it, he’s dead, he’s turned into a ghost, run, run!
The two of them stumbled into the dense forest, and ran to the edge of the cliff, gasping for air. They looked back and saw that they were far away from Feng San. The two of them decided to run away before dawn.
The two of them had just reached the entrance of the Grand Canyon when there was a loud bang and looked up to see many large rocks falling from the sky. The two of them hurriedly ran into the cave.
what's the situation?
"It's probably a landslide. There's no movement. Run quickly."
The two ran out of the cave and stopped. They saw Feng San, disheveled, disheveled, and with a ferocious face. He jumped up to Jin and said, "Where are you two going? Let's take a walk. I'll take you to the underworld for a trip. It's free. It's just right for the three of you." Fighting Landlords.”
Oh my god, I won’t go, you can take the fat man away, he is willing to go to the underworld.
The female guard trembled and bowed and slowly backed away.
The angry male guard just groaned and knelt down and kowtowed, "Grandpa Wild Ghost, it wasn't me who killed you, it was this bitch who pushed you into the water and drowned you. You can take her away and I'll buy it for you." If you burn paper money, I will buy you paper beauties, and I will burn more money and people for you."
Hi hi.
Everyone works for their own benefit at critical moments.
Feng San jumped around and circled around the two of them. From time to time, the wild boar laughed so hard that they trembled and peed their pants, trying to run errands, but their stomach muscles couldn't obey. They kept kowtowing, bowing and saying New Year greetings.
You two just pushed me into the puddle and drowned me. Feng San spoke very slowly and in a long voice. He picked up a branch and poked the man and woman in the armpits. They laughed loudly, and the laughter was worse than crying.
The female guard accidentally discovered that Feng San had a shadow, and understood that she was pretending to be a ghost. She rushed towards Feng San, frightening Feng San and retreating with a cry. There were too many rocks and tripped to the ground. The male guard was frightened and kowtowed, "Uncle, Dad. , don’t show off your power, don’t show off your power, I’m afraid, spare your life, spare your life.”
snort.
You stupid pig, he is just pretending to be a ghost, look at him showing his true form, collapsed like a bastard.
The male guard looked at Feng San lying on the pile of rocks, and immediately looked ferocious, and came to his side with a sinister smile, "Boy, I didn't see it, you can also pretend to be mysterious, and scare me so much that I wet my pants, you Tell me, what should I do?"
Feng San miraculously recovered his venom removal spell. He pretended to be nervous and said, "I'll twist your pants and dry them."
The female guard kicked Feng San hard in the chest, and kicked you to death. Ouch, ah...!
The male guard looked sideways at the female guard who didn't know why he was hanging on the crooked tree. The old boy was stunned for two seconds and realized that something was wrong. He laughed very wisely and knelt down to give Feng San a pedicure. "Dad, ancestor, hero , what do you think of the intensity?"
Feng San was also surprised and nodded with satisfaction, "Okay, I accept your filial piety. It's getting late. You two can go on the road together. It's worth it that you two have done so many evil things to survive until now."
The male guard kowtowed and shouted for mercy, then pulled out a big knife and stabbed Feng San in the head, "Go to hell, you madman."
Ah... there was no movement. When the female guard saw the male guard being torn into pieces, she was so frightened that she lost her mind and pretended to be dead on the crooked neck tree. Feng San flicked his wrist and the gravel flew out. The damn female guard spent the whole day.
Seeing the death of two evil people, Feng San felt happy and hummed a ditty as he went down the mountain. When he reached the exit of the Grand Canyon, the wind was much clearer and he asked, "Where should I go and how should I go?"
After the Yin and Yang demons almost killed him, Feng San became more cautious after this time of danger. He didn't want to join the Xishan sect. He had no choice but to take the risk in order to find Feng Ziyue. Thinking of the Yin and Yang demons, he flew into a rage and struck the trees with his dagger. , rubble flew all over the sky, and birds and animals fled in all directions.
Ah... it fell down! Alas... Only a small part of the poison in his body was removed. The poison in his energy movement caused him to roll around at the mouth of the canyon in pain. The poison of the two demons of yin and yang cannot be easily removed by men and women.
After rolling on the ground for a while, the pain was probably gone due to nerve paralysis. Feng San leaned on the pile of rocks in a daze, looking at the mountains and shaking his head and sighing. It was uninhabited here and he would definitely die if he got poisoned.
He picked up a wooden stick and headed straight to the mouth of the canyon. After walking more than ten steps, he fell down again.
The weather in the wild is changeable, with clear skies, foggy and dreary moods, kaka, lightning, thunder, and heavy rain.
In an instant, Feng San was drenched in the rain and turned into a drowned rat. Lying still on the ground, he was likely to be swept away by the mudslide!
Trembling, he got up again and stumbled forward on crutches. It was not bad. There were three or five stone caves more than ten meters away from the cliff. He walked with difficulty into the cave. When he entered the cave entrance, Feng San was exhausted and fell down. The venom in his body broke out and he was running cold. Sweating, hallucinations.
Due to the impact of the rain at the cave entrance, I had to crawl inside. Lying on the cold rocks, I became more conscious. I opened my eyes slightly and saw three to five piles of firewood and bones of prey in the cave. It seemed to be a temporary resting place for hunters.
Drenched to the bone in the sticky lake, Feng San lit firewood, took off his clothes and baked, feeling much better. Looking at the pouring rain outside the cave, rocks rolled down the cliff from time to time, and there were sounds of water, thunder, and wild bears howling. Voice.
He warmed himself by the fire and fell asleep leaning on the stone slab.
After an unknown amount of time, his whole body was stinging with acupuncture. Feng San opened his eyes and saw a woman holding acupuncture and happily pricking his body. From time to time, the woman would say, "The boy's skin is quite white, not bad, not bad, hey, hey, hey!" "
Oops, Feng jumped up with three kicks. The woman stared at his slim body and smiled calmly, "Baby, you scared me. Look at you, you are about to die from poison. I saved you. Kowtow quickly." Thank me, otherwise, I will roast you and eat you."
Feng San looked at his body movements, and I walked over. It seemed that he had really regained his physical strength. His face turned red and he quickly put on his clothes. "Thank you so much, hero, for saving my life. Excuse me, why did you come here?"
"I, I often go into the mountains to catch people and eat them alive. I won't meet you now. You can enjoy it now. Come on, take off your clothes. I'm going to barbecue." The old woman said, picking up the cane and shaking it, and ejected a long sword. Go straight to Feng San.
"Damn, what a pervert."
"Don't come here, I'll beat you to death." Feng San gestured with his dagger and looked at the woman, looking at him as if he had seen her before but couldn't remember. The woman seemed to notice that he was confused.
Yes, no doubt, we must have seen you and Feng Ziyue wearing the same pair of pants, dad, ah, no, you and Feng Ziyue are in the same boat as grasshoppers,
