"Hey, you guys talk first while I go pee."
Damn it, there was a lot of poop and urine. The female guard wandered around to pee. When Feng Sanyi saw the opportunity, it would be easier to fuck the male guard to death first.
Feng San found that the guard's sword was very sharp and raised his wine glass and said, "Brother, can you lend me your sword for a while? When we get the gold and silver jewelry later and encounter evil people who block them, can we chop them down?"
Of course, I sharpen this knife every day and kill people every day. Let me use it to gain experience. The guard pulled out the big knife and handed it to Feng San.
Feng San took the sword respectfully with a playful smile, "Brother, do you think this sword can be used to cut off heads?"
Yes, don’t worry, it will come down in no time and it won’t hurt.
"Then I'm not polite, just accept death." Feng San picked up the big knife with all his might and chopped off his head, Katcha, ouch.
Uh-huh, are you dead? Feng San watched intently. The male guard was lying motionless on his back.
Oops, there was no blood in the sword, and it was stuck into the ground with too much force.
Feng San was very confused and drew his sword and approached the male guard for a look. The male guard opened his eyes and jumped up and grabbed Feng San by the collar. With a swish, he swept his legs and took off his belt to tie him up tightly.
Damn it, you shameless thing dares to assassinate me. Fortunately, I was prepared, otherwise I would be in trouble.
The guard grabbed the big knife and pointed it at Ye Feng's eyeball, "Crazy guy, chop off your head immediately. Tell me quickly, where are the gold, silver and jewelry hidden?"
Brother, I misunderstood, I misunderstood, I didn't want to kill you, I just tested your reaction. You see, I didn't even hit you, the knife is still in my hand.
The male guard looked blankly at the female guard in the woods, "That's right. You didn't chop me, and I didn't die. This is an attempted crime, and there is no evidence."
"Otherwise, if you hack me now, hack me to death, and I will have evidence."
"Hurry up, hurry up, chop me to death." The male guard stretched his neck in front of Ye Feng and quickly untied him. Ye Feng was so dumbfounded that he felt that there was no fever on his own forehead, and then touched the male guard's forehead. He didn't have a fever either. "Which one of us is crazy?"
No one is crazy. Come on and chop my head off. I'm waiting to get the evidence.
"Brother, you asked me to chop this. Don't regret it."
No regrets, no regrets, chop my head off quickly, I can’t wait any longer. The male guard really couldn't wait to grab Ye Feng's wrist and ask him to chop off his head. Ye Feng almost changed his mind and didn't dare to express his joy.
Okay, okay, then I'll work hard. Ye Feng held down the male guard's head, stepped on his shoulder with one leg, and slashed with a big knife. The male guard shouted, come quickly, someone is killing me. Damn, he shouted just right. The female guard saw Ye Feng raising a knife!
The male guard was prepared to knock Ye Feng down violently, and without saying a word, he punched and kicked him. The female guard ran forward, rolled up her arms and sleeves, "You're a bitch, you're not a good person at first glance. Beat him, beat him hard, beat him to death!”
well……!
The beating made Feng San roll on the ground, howling like a ghost, "You guys are so evil, you are playing tricks on me, it is shameless, the gold, silver and jewelry are nearby, you beat me to death, you will get nothing."
Before he finished speaking, the male and female guards helped him up, applied the medicine on the knife wound, and said kindly, "Brother, don't be angry, we are teasing you. We see that you are too tired. Let's help you loosen your muscles and bones. Do you want to loosen it a little more?"
No no no.
Feng San was so angry that he didn't dare to get angry. He had no magic but brute force, and he couldn't defeat the male and female guards with brute force. In order to survive, he could only apologize and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, thank you two brothers and sisters for loosening your bones. Come on, come on." , sit down quickly, rest, and eat barbecue.”
The three of them chatted about the mountains, and the male and female guards exchanged glances. Brother, we have eaten and drank enough. It is dark in the wild and there are wild beasts. We must take advantage of the dawn to get the gold, silver and jewelry. If not, at least we must see the gold. Find out the ins and outs of silver jewelry.
Tell me quickly, tell me quickly, where are the gold, silver and jewels?
The male and female guards couldn't wait for the gold and silver jewelry. Feng San secretly laughed in his heart, "What the hell, if I really knew where the gold and silver jewelry was hidden, I would have gone out to eat, drink and have fun."
well……!
He sighed.
Brothers and sisters, I know where the gold, silver and jewelry are hidden, but there are guards there. It is inconvenient for us to move during the day. It is best to move at night, where the gold, silver and jewelry are hidden.
"Right there?"
exist.
Oops, my whole body hurts. I have been poisoned by the Yin Beast Soul. My whole body hurts. I have a headache. I have a headache. I need to get rid of the poison. You two worked hard to collect medicine and boil water for me. I want to take a bath to get rid of the poison.
Ouch... Ouch... It hurts... I have a headache.
The angry male guard raised his machete to chop him, but the woman stopped him, "Stop, don't be rude. You go and collect medicine. I'll watch him here. Don't run away. Oh, no, I'm talking to him here. You go." Collect herbs and go quickly."
Hey, good come. The male and female guards were very obedient. Peipianpidian went to collect herbs. The female guard dug a big pit and filled it with mountain spring water. Feng San stood up and wanted to run, but the female guard warned her, "Don't run, I ran." He was faster than you, caught you and had you cremated."
Feng Sanzhen's special code was scared. Without magic, he was a useless person. "Sister, are you digging a hole to drown me?"
Nonsense, this puddle is for you to take a bath to remove the poison. Wait, I will dig a fire pit at the bottom of the pit. After a while, the dead ghost comes back with the medicinal materials, and you can take a bath to remove the poison.
Feng San felt happy watching the female guard busy, and after a while the water boiled and he thought of a way to cook the two beasts.
Alas, alas, I'm back. The male guard came back carrying a large bundle of weeds. The weeds were outside by the fire. Feng San and the female guard were stunned as they looked at the large bundle of weeds. "Damn it, you are raising cattle. Horse, donkey, sheep?”
No.
"Then why did you bring a bundle of grass back?"
Give it to this person.
The male guard told Feng San that this bundle of grass was prepared for him. Feng San nodded and lay on the ground, drawing circles and cursing them both to die soon.
"This is a poisonous herb. A few years ago, someone was poisoned and was cured by this herb."
You won't poison him to death, right? the female guard asked the male guard.
The male guard frowned. He probably wouldn't die, but if he did, he would die.
Feng San got up and ran. Go to hell. If he didn't run, they would probably force themselves to take a poisonous weed bath.
well……!
Running was impossible.
The male and female guards pushed him into a scalding puddle and boiled him with poisonous grass. Feng San was so burned that he cried like a ghost, "Brothers and sisters, please stop making trouble. If you kill me, you won't get anything, gold, silver and jewelry. I really know that there is gold and silver." Jewelry place, drag me out quickly."
The female guard saw Feng San struggling in pain and let go and said, "Take him out. It's really scary to boil people alive."
"Oh, listen to me, he can't die. This is called fighting fire with poison. After his venom is removed, he will take us to steal gold and silver jewelry and he can fight against strong enemies, right?"
