Zhou Jifeng could tell that Hu Yuanxi was happy for him to clean the courtyard of the secret room where the Wujiang Dafa Diagram was kept, and there was no doubt that he wanted to have some plot against the Wujiang Dafa Diagram.
It was obvious that Hu Yuanxi was calm and had no intention of hesitating. Zhou Jifeng smiled softly and hummed.
His mind was racing with the idea that the boundless magic array diagram was not in the secret room, and that the boundless magic array diagram in the secret room was fake. Many questions floated across his mind.
The cunning fox monkey Xi saw it clearly and smiled, picked up the firewood to add fuel to the campfire, and handed him the roasted meat to eat, "Why, Brother Zhou seems to have something on his mind? You are not doubting that there is no boundless magic array diagram in the secret room, are you?"
No, no, no, no, I was thinking about going to a brothel to find you a girl to play with.
The two laughed.
The laughter was laced with treacherous suspicion.
There's no need for that, girl. I'm drowning in the deep well today and I'll go back to the main helm.
"The deep well is flooded? What deep well?" Zhou Jifeng asked hurriedly.
ah……!
Fox Yuanxi was stunned when asked, jumping high and running around the waterfall, laughing wildly, thinking of being teased by Ziyun Shanghe and Xu Xiao, it was so shameful and humiliating!
When Zhou Jifeng saw him, he was so happy that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear. Why didn't he commit suicide? If he died, the world would belong to me. Grandma has nothing to do. Why was he so calm when he mentioned the courtyard of the Borderless Magic Formation? Should I go and clean it?
He stared blankly for two or three seconds to see that the fox had disappeared, and I was gone. Where did the old thing go? Zhou Jifeng saw that the sky was gloomy and was about to rain, so he counted with his fingers and hurried home to collect his clothes.
The old man quickly ran back to the residence of the Xishan Sect's general helmsman. He was lying on a chair with his legs crossed, whistling and thinking about the Wujiang Dafa diagram. With the sound of footsteps, the maid Sauerkraut came to the door with tea and snacks, "Master, please use tea, this snack." I made it especially for you."
Zhou Jifeng was busy day and night, cheating, abducting and stealing. He was so exhausted that he hadn't had a good rest at home for a long time. Today, he saw the juicy pickled cabbage and grabbed her hand. "Sauerkraut, let's go, let me pickle it for you." Go into the sauerkraut vat."
Zhou Jifeng pulled Suancai toward the house. When Suancai saw that the opportunity to reach the sky in one step had come, he was so excited that he pretended to be embarrassed and pushed him, but in fact he was very obedient and followed him into the house.
As soon as they entered the house, Zhou Jifeng's eldest wife was chewing sugar cane with a feather duster in her hand, staring, standing on the table, grinning and wanting to eat someone. She could clearly see Zhou Jifeng's every move just now.
Zhou Jifeng's spells are superb but dare not mess with big wives. This is a woman who is married by Ming Media. She killed her own reputation and swept the floor. This mother tiger often beat him, dare not say.
Zhou Jifeng dragged Sauerkraut into the house to hug and make out. The eldest wife coughed lightly. Zhou Jifeng and Sauerkraut saw the eldest lady kicking the green flower away, "Damn it, you shameless house slave, how dare you seduce your master in broad daylight." , I am not the kind of person who is frank and lustful, I like the wild tiger in front of my eldest lady the most, ah no, I like the beautiful, gentle and non-aggressive woman in front of my eldest lady the most."
The green flowers hung on the beams and wailed, Zhou Jifeng cursed, and the eldest wife chewed sugar cane and stepped on the chair with her lips curled up while watching the show.
Zhou Jifeng was frightened when he saw that the man looked fierce and the tigress didn't respond, so he slowly backed away and moved towards the door to run away.
Why, the acting, the acting is over, look at how you almost beat the sauerkraut to death, tell me, what's going on with you two, tell the truth and spare your life, if you lie, hum, are you looking at the sugar cane in my hand?
I will cook you and chew you like sugar cane. Tell me quickly, how long have you been with Sauerkraut, how old are your children, how many children, and are there any other women? The eldest wife kicked the table and jumped up. This woman's fat body made the house tremble.
Zhou Jifeng was very happy, Damn, it would be great if I had a child. It was my first time to have sex with Sauerkraut. I was so unlucky that nothing happened yet. I bumped into the damn eldest lady. What should I do? It seems that Tigress is going to be held accountable. It's over, if it can't be done, just kill him. This is just Zhou Jifeng's thought, and he probably won't dare to take actual action. People in the martial arts world know that his wife was healthy, and if she died suddenly, the people in the martial arts world must be talking about it, saying that he murdered his own wife so that he will not be easy to live with in the future. Wulin.
Zhou Jifeng lied with a playful smile and glare, pointing to the sauerkraut on the beam, "Madam, what kind of tricks are you doing? Who is this? Put her down quickly to avoid damaging the solid wood floor of my house."
"You guys are playing, I have something to do, let's go." After Zhou Jifeng said that, he turned around and left. The eldest wife was so stupid that she thought she was dreaming. She hit her head hard with a sugar cane stick and it hurt. She was so angry that she screamed. He was told to hold the sugar cane tightly and pounce on Zhou Jifeng. When Zhou Jifeng saw the tigress coming, he ran away in a hurry. He was so panicked that he didn't notice the threshold of the door thumping. Ouch, the dog gnawed its shit. The eldest wife stepped on the sugar cane and pushed it against his head. "Ouch, I'll go." You shameless thing, you are so arrogant, you dare to lie with your eyes open, tell me, how many children do you and Sauerkraut have?"
Zhou Jifeng was lying on the ground, looking sideways at the tigress, stuttering and bewildered, laughing, no, no, no, to be precise, he was dumbfounded.
The eldest wife made such a loud noise that the house shook and the pickled cabbage fell to the ground. Ouch, it hurts so much. He climbed up and walked towards the door in a daze. The three of them looked at each other, dropped the pickled cabbage, rubbed his eyes and asked, "Master , Madam, what are you two doing? It looks very interesting. The love life is exciting when a woman fights a man. You play, you play, I’ll leave first, pickled vegetables swaggered past them. "
Zhou Jifeng looked at the eldest lady, and the eldest lady looked at Zhou Jifeng. The two of them were confused. Where are we? Sauerkraut is crazy, or we are crazy.
"Stop, come back." The eldest lady yelled. Sauerkraut woke up and recalled that she had just hugged and made out with Zhou Jifeng and was met by the eldest lady after entering the house. This eldest lady was notoriously cruel. She felt guilty and wanted to run away. The muscles in my calves refused to obey, and I collapsed on the ground, bowed and shouted, "Madam, we are all masters. Your man seduced me, he teased me, and even took away my moral integrity."
What is moral integrity?
The eldest lady used a hook with one hand to signal Sauerkraut to come closer and talk. Sauerkraut didn't dare to run away. She might still survive if she stayed and lied. She climbed up to the madam and blew on Zhou Jifeng's forehead and touched him with her fingers. Damn it.
"Damn it, don't let me exist, you are teasing me." The eldest lady took out the fruit knife and said quickly, what is moral integrity?
Integrity...yes...yes, he molested me. Sauerkraut pointed at Zhou Jifeng and glared with hatred, tears streaming down his face.
When the eldest lady saw Sauerkraut crying, she felt that the old man was teasing her, "Don't be afraid, I am making the decision for you. Let's give you a right. Now you give him a good beating. I will believe that you are not lying. If you If you don't dare to hit him, it means you have something wrong in your heart, and I will kill you."
Huh!
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Damn Madam, you are too cunning. If I hit Zhou Jifeng, wouldn’t I die?
(End of chapter)
