Suddenly someone spoke next to my ear, "You are writing our names. Do you want to write a love letter to us? You finally couldn't help it and want to express your love."
Hey, let me go. Hearing their voices, Feng Ziyue's scalp trembled. He threw the pen on the table and turned around to laugh. He quickly curled up the paper with his hand, but Caishi Sanniang snatched it away. He saw that she and Zi Yunfeng had no names. Afterwards, the two of them forced Feng Ziyue under the table, "Come on, what do you want to write?"
Feng Ziyue finally felt relieved when she saw that only the names of Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang were on the paper. At least she didn't write down her true feelings. She couldn't help but stare and lie to them, "Me, me, me, me." His tone was obvious. He was hiding something, which made Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang even more suspicious of his impure intentions. They rolled up their arms and sleeves and stared at him to question him.
"You two forced me to do this. I have to say it. In fact, I want to write it on paper. You two are the most beautiful, temperamental, virtuous and good women. You are good in the hall and in the kitchen. You are role models among women. I just started writing about you. They both came in."
Feng Ziyue stared at them, feeling very strange. After praising them, they looked at Feng Ziyue with calm expressions.
Feng Ziyue silently thought to himself that he had lied and exposed his secret. He couldn't, he pretended to be serious and serious, and he didn't know what he was thinking, "You two, I shouldn't write your names, just keep your good things in mind." , I will tear off the paper right away." Feng Ziyue grabbed the piece of paper and tore it up, but Caishi Sanniang snatched it away and patted his forehead excitedly, "Not bad, not bad, you performed very well, tell me, what do you want to do in the future" Whatever, I will follow you.
Me too.
Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang excitedly slapped him. Feng Ziyue felt inexplicably scared when she saw them excited, and laughed along with them.
The four of them discussed taking a stab at it first to see what the situation was before taking action.
The Wulin Alliance Leader's Mansion is not at peace either.
Fox Yuan was walking back and forth in the west courtyard, one family was happy and the other was sad. He sent Feng San out to inquire about Feng Ziyue, but there was no response from the Xishan sect. He sent Fang Qingbo to follow Feng San to inquire about Feng Ziyue's whereabouts, but Kuangmotian didn't hear back either. The most pity was Qi had just sent out Ziyun Shanghe and Xu Xiao to inquire about Fang Qingbo, and Kuang Motian also inquired about Feng Ziyue's whereabouts. They had no reply. There had been no news for several days. Hu Yuanxi was too anxious to practice magic and walked back and forth in the courtyard.
Dang Dang Dang.
There was a knock on the courtyard door.
Hu Yuanxi quickly sat down in the hall and read a book, "Come in."
The door opened, and no one entered the courtyard. Fox Yuan Xi poked his head in and looked around. Damn it, could it be the wind blowing? He got up and came to the door and heard the snoring sound. He lowered his head and looked, oh, oh, oh, oh, old man Zhou Jifeng was holding the wine gourd. He fell asleep smelling of wine, and it looked like he had drank a lot. Hu Yuanxi leaned over to help him have a good time. Zhou Jifeng must have gone to a brothel. This old man had lipstick marks on his face, neck, and everywhere he could see it.
He was planning to help him into the hospital when he saw the lipstick mark and put him where he was. Zhou Jifeng looked around and asked in a low voice, "Brother Zhou, you are happy in that brothel. I also want to stimulate it. Tell me quickly." Say it."
Zhou Jifeng turned over with the wine gourd in his arms and said, "Good wine, good woman. It's so cool to be in the Big Flower House a hundred miles east of the city. It's the first time I discovered that there is something like that in the Big Flower House. It's so exciting."
"What's exciting?" Hu Yuanxi was very interested in new things. Zhou Jifeng was fast asleep, not sure whether he was pretending to sleep or really sleeping.
Hu Yuanxi had too many things to worry about recently. He decided to go to the big flower house a hundred miles east of the city to have a cool time. He strode straight to the back door. As soon as he left, Zhou Jifeng jumped up and smiled evilly. Hey, Huyuanxi suddenly returned. Zhou Jifeng hurriedly fell down and pretended to sleep. There was something smelly and sticky near his mouth. Damn it, the position where he fell was dog shit. The position was right next to his mouth. It was too late for Zhou Jifeng to move. Hu Yuanxi had already arrived in front of him. , he didn’t understand why the old thing came back and continued to snore and pretended to be asleep and looked at him with squinted eyes.
Hu Yuanxi squatted next to him and looked around to see if no one was wiping dog shit into his mouth. Zhou Jifeng pretended to be asleep but couldn't wake up, so he could only endure it. It was the first time in his life that he tasted dog shit... It was so special. Zhou Jifeng chewed dog shit and vowed to kill Hu Yuanxi.
Hu Yuanxi fed Zhou Jifeng a big pile of dog excrement and happily went into the house, disguised as a doctor, and hurried out and went straight to the big flower building.
Zhou Jifeng listened attentively and heard the fox monkey walking away from the west and preparing to stand up to escort the patrol. He was afraid of being seen eating dog shit and turned his face to the wall. "Today is a good day. Everything you want can come true. Go to Beidou. Dare to ask for directions." Where are you? The road is nunchaku hum haha." The guards did not dare to laugh out loud, let alone disturb the speed. Zhou Jifeng turned around and saw the guards looking neatly at him with his mouth full of stinky shit, "Leader, what you are eating seems to be... Shit.”
Why didn't you leave? Come on, what I am eating is not dog shit, it is chocolate, fresh species, I will give it to you to eat another day. Guards, look at me, I will look at you and leave quickly.
Zhou Jifeng quickly ran back to his residence, jumped into the fish soup, took a bath, rinsed his mouth, and slapped the fish soup naked. Hundreds of fish died, and the living fish were frightened and moved closer to the edge. Zhou Jifeng cursed the eight generations of ancestors of the fox monkey Xi, "Old man, sooner or later I will too I’ll feed you stinky shit, I’ll feed you a lot of stinky shit, I have to feed you stinky shit, you bastard, ahhhhh.” More than a hundred male and female servants looked at him naked, cursing and talking. , the old lady Se Mimi said, the leader must have gone crazy in practicing kung fu, I like it.
The woman picking vegetables interjected, "In my opinion, he must have gone out to fool around and was tricked by a woman, and he went insane."
The fish-raising women interjected, "In my opinion, this is a prelude to his desire to change gender. We can no longer call him the leader in the future, and give her back to her sister Zhou Jifeng."
More than a hundred servants roared with laughter. Zhou Jifeng looked at his naked body, and then at the servants who were smiling. He took out his magic crutch and jumped up. The beam flashed and killed fifty or sixty servants in an instant. The remaining servants were still alive. The servants under me fled in all directions. Zhou Jifeng blocked the way with his naked body and smashed all the ones who were left. He clapped his hands and put away his crutches. Hum, you deserve to die. When you see me naked, you will get angry when you think of Hu Yuanxi stuffing yourself with dog shit. I went to the well to rinse my mouth ten thousand times, and my mouth was all wet.
Thinking of Hu Yuanxi going to the big flower building in the east of the city, he finally got angry. It is estimated that Hu Yuanxi was exhausted this time.
Someone comes.
The escort ran forward and said, "What are the orders from the leader."
Go and grab a hundred women to cook, wash, sing and dance with me to relieve my boredom. Go quickly.
At this time, the escort team discovered that Zhou Jifeng was the only one in Shuoda Mansion who felt strange and did not dare to ask any more questions.
Zhou Jifeng sat in the garden hall and played the piano excitedly. He wanted to wait and see the lively scene in the West of the Viper.
Fox Yuan Xi fights Ma Rufei and comes to Dahualou. For the first time, he discovers that there is such a comprehensive shopping mall more than a hundred miles away in the Wulin League Leader's Mansion.