Entering the secret passage, I heard the voices of men and women talking. I walked close to the wall and turned around to see Zi Yunfeng in the dungeon hall with one leg on the table, chewing a banana and cursing Feng Ziyue for not being human.
Ji Beili rolled his bitch eyes, ate melon seeds, drank tea and nodded.
Caishi Sanniang's eyes were rolling around on the recliner, thinking about things, "Oh, I said, I don't believe that Feng Ziyue will go all the way with Sanque Taoist Demonic Path. I always feel that there is something obedient. Did he deliberately let us leave the pig farm, fearing us? Being beaten by Taoist Sanque!"
Impossible, impossible. My godfather is a man who is unjust for profit. I heard that Taoist Sanque rewarded him with beautiful women, gold, silver, and jewels that he could spend every day. This kid has always been lustful and has completely taken refuge in Taoist Sanque. This guy does all kinds of evil. , you two are nothing in his eyes.
I walked over and Zi Yunfeng stood up, "Damn it, Ji Beili is right, Feng Ziyue has taken refuge with Taoist Sanque, let's go and kill him."
Yes, yes, brother Ji Beili is right. From now on, when we see Taoist Sanque and Feng Ziyue, we will go and kill Feng Ziyue.
Caishi Sanniang and Zi Yunfeng walked in front angrily, and Ji Beili followed behind with his little head shaking. The three of them came to the entrance of the secret passage. Feng Ziyue hugged her shoulders and laughed happily.
Aiya, I go.
Damn it.
Caishi Sanniang quickly hid behind Zi Yunfeng.
Zi Yunfeng saw that it was Feng Ziyue who pushed Ji Beili forward in panic.
Ji Beili chuckled when he saw Feng Ziyue, "Godfather, I didn't say anything just now. They said bad things about you and wanted to kill you. I will always be on the same front with you. Come on, come on, I'll give you a back massage." Let's get a pedicure." Ji Beili was very clever and flattered, and Feng Ziyue was so angry that he almost changed his gender. With his feet banging, Ji Beili hung a painting on the wall to ward off evil spirits!
Staring straight at Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang approaching, they had just impulsively wanted to kill Feng Ziyue, but now they saw Feng Ziyue at a loss.
Alas, I said, is this really Feng Ziyue? what to do?
"What do you think we should do?"
I asked you what to do?
"I don't know what to do either!"
How about we play rock, paper, scissors?
"OK."
The two of them played rock, paper, scissors to deliberately delay the time. Feng Ziyue made them sleepy after watching the rock, paper, scissors for two hours, and they couldn't decide the winner.
Huh, stop pretending, let me tell you, I was afraid that you would be beaten to death by Taoist Sanque and let you go on purpose. I hope you are sensible, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.
I heard clearly what you said bad things about me just now, hum, hum.
Feng Ziyue rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen to cook. He came back from being busy and his stomach was growling. He had to live a life even though he was fighting and killing.
I'm coming, I'm coming, start driving, start driving, Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang scrambled to pick vegetables and cook to make up for their laughter.
It was all Ji Beili's idea. He wants to kill you, so you have to figure it out. Hey, Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang passed all the responsibilities to Ji Beili. Ji Beili was hanging on the wall, pissing his pants and swinging from side to side. Like a clock!
Feng Ziyue saw Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang making attentive gestures to her, her eyes rolled wildly, and she lay down on the armchair after eating and drinking, "Ouch, ouch, it hurts me so much, I feel like I'm sleeping Something went wrong while sleeping on the pig farm, my whole body hurts, it would be nice if someone could give me a back massage and a foot massage."
Before he finished speaking, three figures gathered around him. Zi Yunfeng massaged her shoulders, Caishi Sanniang beat her legs, and they both despised the pedicure. Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang glared at Ji Beili, their meaning was very clear.
In order to please Feng Ziyue, Ji Beili held his breath and took off Feng Ziyue's socks. The black smoke billowed out and instantly turned him into a black man. He did not fall down. In order to survive, he could only grit his teeth and get a pedicure. He cursed in his heart that he was not a human being.
Feng Ziyue smiled coquettishly and hummed a tune while enjoying herself too much. From time to time she would blame them for using too much or too little force in the massage. Caishi Sanniang, Zi Yunfeng and Ji Beili felt guilty and could only tolerate him. There was a limit to their tolerance. Not tolerated for two minutes.
When two minutes were up, Zi Yunfeng looked at Caishi Sanniang and the two misunderstood that Feng Ziyue was ready to give him a back massage. Feng Ziyue closed her eyes and enjoyed the back massage and pedicure. Her mouth was mean and she smiled evilly. Ziyun Feng lifted the stool, Caishi Sanniang kicked someone, it happened too fast and suddenly, Feng Ziyue flew out with a moan.
Ji Beili was so frightened that he sat on the ground dumbfounded. When he saw the two boxes of Tigress, he got angry and shouted, "Long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, forever pursue, ah, no, follow the two heroines forever."
Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang were too lazy to talk to him. He quickly stepped on Feng Ziyue, grabbed his collar and glared fiercely. "Boy, we misunderstood you when we served you. We have already exceeded the quota for serving you for two minutes. What should I do?" Hum.
Feng Ziyue looked at the two tigresses with their evil looks, as if they were about to eat him. He smiled wisely and said, "Easy to say, easy to say. You two lie down and leave it to me. I guarantee that the back-beating and massage will be comfortable."
Well, that's pretty much it. Remember, give me a massage first. We are husband and wife after all, and she is our maid. There is no need to massage her. Zi Yunfeng pointed at Caishi Sanniang and said she was a maid.
Hoho hoho, the harmonious atmosphere immediately became disharmonious. The two women ignored Feng Ziyue. They rolled up their arms and sleeves and tore them together. Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili hid in the corner with evil smiles and did not dare to shout loudly. , come on, come on, scratch him quickly, hey, yes, yes, scratch his leg hair, yes, yes, hey, he finally fell down.
Ji Beili's commentator, Feng Ziyue quietly left him, knowing that this boy was going to be in trouble!
As expected, Ji Beili's gloating explanation became louder and louder and the two of them heard it. As a result, they easily hung him up and beat him until the skin was torn and bloody. Feng Ziyue saw that the two tigresses were really hateful and powerful, so she didn't dare to break up the fight and hid secretly. I drew circles next to the cabinet in the back room and prayed that the two tigresses would leave quickly.
He was concentrating so much on his words that he didn't notice the two tigresses eavesdropping. Alas... Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili hung them from the rafters and beat them until they howled like ghosts. From then on, they both trembled in fear when they saw women.
Not bad, at least Zi Yunfeng and Cai Shi Sanniang wouldn't really beat them to death. They had to save their breath. Seeing their wounds bleeding, Zi Yunfeng and Cai Shi Sanniang laughed out loud with joy. They really couldn't hold it back. .
After giving Tianzao a slap in the face, the two of them asked for help and bandaged their wounds. Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili were so angry that they had to laugh in apology.
The skin injuries were not serious and the bones were not injured. I felt much better after drinking the tortoise ginseng and wolfberry soup.
Feng Ziyue lay on the armchair with her eyes closed and squinted at Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang. Why don't these two girls leave? No, their lives are in danger for one day here. I want to write a letter of divorce. The two of them excitedly ran to the room and rummaged through the cabinets, found pen and paper, and wrote down the names of Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang. Feng Ziyue suddenly realized and laughed loudly. She had to write a divorce letter by herself. They were not married either. Myself, I rolled my eyes in deep thought and thought of a countermeasure.
