He closed his eyes and pretended to sleep so as not to give Taoist Sanque time to doubt. He silently thought in his heart that Zi Yunfeng, Caishi Sanniang and Ji Beili must leave. Taoist Sanque would never be soft when he lost his temper. The reason why Taoist Sanque would not kill him was Totally for Sunheart Firestone.
At dawn, the big rooster on the pig farm crows, everything is normal. Feng Ziyue walks out of the dark passage and the warm sun shines on him. He blocks his eyes with one hand. Seeing the glare of the sun, he watches the pigs playing carefree. Suddenly, Taoist Sanque behind him says , "Hurry up and give me the Sun Heart Fire Stone, and I will dominate the world. Your beauties are like clouds, and the world will be yours."
Okay, okay, you go make me breakfast first. I want to eat fresh fish soup and cook noodles.
Taoist Sanque had a headache when he heard about cooking. Normally, he would be served by others, but now he was serving others in a very humble manner. He wanted to kill Feng Ziyue with a palm, but he thought of Taiyang Xin Huo Shi and said happily, "Okay, I'll do it right away." Go get ready. Do you still want to eat peaches? Do you want me to bring some back from heaven for you to eat?"
OK.
There must be flat peaches, otherwise I will go on a hunger strike and die now. Feng Ziyue picked up a stone seriously, pointed it at his temple and asked Taoist Sanque whether he was going to get the flat peach back.
Taoist Sanque didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You think I'm going to get the flat peaches? Wait a minute, I'll probably become an immortal after I get the Sun Heart Fire Stone. Then I promise to pick flat peaches for you to eat. Now I'll go to the mountains to pick wild peaches for you." Come back Tao Zi, let’s just eat it first, okay?”
Well, okay, you go and come back quickly.
Taoist Sanque cursed and went into the mountain to pick peaches. He quickly returned without taking more than three or five steps. Walk, walk, come with me, lest you run away and I have to kill you.
Feng Ziyue felt very proud in her heart, "You big fool, I won't run away, young master, and I won't trick you into running around. My surname is not Feng, but yours!"
Okay, okay, let's go.
After chatting, the two left the pigsty and went straight to the mountain forest a hundred meters away to pick wild peaches. They looked like brothers at this time, but in fact they were sworn enemies.
The two entered the dense forest and Feng Ziyue took a look at the terrain. She quickly looked for an opportunity to tease him and escape. They couldn't delay here for a long time. The night was long and the dream was long. When Taoist Sanque bent over, Feng Ziyue violently kicked away a huge stone and hit him on the left side. From the side of the deep pit, Taoist Sanque subconsciously looked up, and Feng Ziyue moved the Xuankun needle to stab him in the back of the heart.
The Xuankun needle advanced rapidly and was about to pierce into her body. Taoist Sanque had already taken precautions and lay down in the deep pit at the speed of light to avoid the sneak attack. Feng Ziyue was very smart and only used a move to look back at each other and laughed.
You kid wants to assassinate me. Taoist Sanque happily pulled out the Sanque sword, licked his eyes and sneered fiercely, "If you want to assassinate me, you must die. You must die...die...!" Taoist Sanque screamed and flicked his wrist. The Sanque sword swept away the ground and shook the mountains, causing cliffs and rocks to fly and explode.
Taoist Sanque made a strange cry that was deafening and was upset. No, magic. Feng Ziyue Yun Gong opened his stance and wanted to run away, but couldn't run away. He was ready to fight.
Holy shit.
Taoist Sanque smiled and turned into a gigantic creature with a human face and an animal body floating in the sky, with a long and long tail that made sparks fly!
Damn it.
This old guy has practiced magic. His special code is so secretive that he didn't notice it at all. Feng Ziyue knew that his current magic power was okay against mortals, but he had no idea how to deal with monsters. Thirty-six strategies, walking is the best strategy, run away. .
Feng Ziyue screamed and moved the Xuankun needle, "I'll fight with you, attack fiercely, my calves shake, smoke bombs emit, thunder explodes, my sight is like a lake." Feng Ziyue took the opportunity to run away, losing her shoes in one breath. After entering the dense forest of the Grand Canyon, I leaned on the rocks and gasped for air. I looked around at the steep cliffs, dense forests, rivers, and birds and animals running around. I didn’t see Taoist Sanque. “Humph, this old guy is trying to scare people. I can’t catch up at all.” Young Master, you idiot."
Well, you're right, you're an idiot, look up.
I knew the voice well. Feng Ziyue looked up and saw Sanque Taoist hitting his forehead with his big tail. The old man breathed fire and turned back into human form and landed on the ground. Feng Ziyue was not a fool. Running away was the right choice. "Look behind you, the fox monkey is coming from the west." ”
Holy shit. Taoist Sanque looked back and saw Feng Ziyue running on his feet. The two of them circled the Grand Canyon one after the other. Feng Ziyue did not dare to run to the open plain. There was a mountain cover in the mountains and he could still avoid it. He ran and ran behind him. No one was chasing her anymore. Feng Ziyue finally breathed a sigh of relief and punched her chest, "I'm exhausted. I finally got rid of the stubborn Sanque. Humph, I'll take off your head when I meet you." Sphere.”
Before he finished speaking, a human head dangled in front of his eyes and he stared at it intently, "Holy crap, it's Taoist Sanque."
Feng Ziyue wanted to run away, and gave a thumbs up to Taoist Sanque, "Awesome, absolutely awesome. I didn't really assassinate you just now, nor did I really run away. I just wanted to anger you and take a look at the leader's magic. The leader's magic. As expected, I am invincible and admire you."
Feng Ziyue said New Year's greetings, but Taoist Sanque didn't care for the sake of Yang Xinhuo Shi, "Okay, okay, as long as you don't really assassinate me, I won't kill you. Come on, come on, let's go to the mountain spring to rest for a while. , let’s have a picnic and barbecue.”
The two of them are like chameleons, fighting each other and making up at other times, living completely for the sake of profit and hypocrisy.
The two lit a bonfire and roasted the meat to make the aroma fragrant. Taoist Sanque prevented Feng Ziyue from touching the roasted meat for fear of poisoning. Feng Ziyue was responsible for eating. The boy's mouth was full of oil after eating. Hehehe said, "Come on, come on, bring me the roasted thighs. Eat, I like to eat thighs, come on, come on."
Taoist Sanque held back his anger and reluctantly said, "Okay."
The outdoor air was fresh and windy. Ziyue chewed the barbecue and waited for the opportunity. He waited and waited and waited. Damn it, he finally went crazy. He let out the fart that he had held in and made a loud sound. Taking advantage of the smell, his fingernails moved slightly. Floating into the barbecue in front of Taoist Sanque.
Taoist Sanque's popular dog barked, Feng Ziyue got up and went to the mountain spring to drink mountain spring water. He secretly watched Taoist Sanque eating barbecue, and he was so happy that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear.
Oh.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging.
Taoist Sanque held his stomach and ran to the grass to have diarrhea. Feng Ziyue curled her lips when she saw that the laxative had taken effect, "Huh, old man, your magic skills are greatly reduced after you take this great laxative. I'm gone, hahaha."
You, you, you, stop for me. Taoist Sanque drew out the Sanque Sword and gestured twice. He couldn't hold it in and squatted down to have diarrhea. As soon as he got up, he would have diarrhea. Seeing Feng Ziyue walking further and further away, Qi became insane and took off his clothes and ran all over the mountain. He ran for a while and became dizzy. After a while, he couldn't hold on anymore and collapsed, lying on his back in the flowers, staring at the blue sky and white clouds, laughing. The birds and beasts came close to attack him. When he saw his naked body, he laughed and the birds and beasts ran away in fear.
Taoist Sanque was teased by Feng Ziyue again. He decided to peel off Feng Ziyue's skin, layer by layer, until he was shattered.
Feng Ziyue hummed a little tune and paddled out of the mountainous area to rush back to the ruined temple.
