Gao Feng and Fan Yujie are here. Holy shit, Feng Ziyue can't even imagine whether she can survive.
Seeing Taoist Sanque dressed in simple clothes and cooking with a horse spoon in his hand, people who don't know him would 100% think that he is just an out-and-out farmer.
Taoist Sanque was busy cooking and cooking, Ji Beili was making beds in the woods, and two to three hundred pigs were running freely chasing each other. In fact, it is not bad for people to live an ordinary life without killing for profit.
Feng Ziyue stared at the blue sky and white clouds in a daze.
"Hey, it's time to eat." Sanque Taoist called him. Feng Ziyue ignored the answer and said hum. He came to the wooden house on the west side of the pig pen. There was a lot of food on the table. If he looked carefully, he didn't have any appetite. The shredded potatoes were ** The potatoes were peeled and not cooked until they were boiled, and the skin of the stewed meat was not even cleaned. Looking at the table full of dishes, I felt so full.
Taoist Sanque said cheerfully, "Let's just eat. I'm good at martial arts. It's really difficult to cook. As long as I can eat enough, I've tried my best. I'll find a woman for you tomorrow to make up for the weakness of the food."
Don't forget me, don't forget me. I'm making beds for you. Find some women for me. Ji Beili heard that the women were so excited that they didn't want them.
Feng Ziyue could tell that Taoist Sanque was helpless. He would be hungry if he didn't eat even one meal. He had to eat even if it was hard to eat.
Well, go and bring me the ginseng and turtle soup. I want to drink the soup!
Okay, we'll be here soon. Taoist Sanque ran to bring the soup like a servant. When the soup came, Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili stared at the soup basin with their mouths open. Taoist Sanque definitely came with a bowl of ginseng and turtle soup. , the tortoise swims in the soup bowl, the ginseng floats, the soup is raw!
"You two, let's just eat it. I really don't dare to kill the tortoise. Let's try the ginseng and tortoise soup. If it tastes strong, you can eat it raw!"
Yes, it can be eaten raw. To eat it raw, you have to eat the tortoise alive. Could it be that if you pick up the tortoise and bite it mouth to mouth, you probably didn’t eat the tortoise. The tortoise killed the person, and Ji Beili was very angry. Muttering, Taoist Sanque quickly picked up the tortoise and chewed it. The tortoise died before he could open his mouth. His mouth was full of blood and he yelled at Ji Beili. Ji Beili hid behind Feng Ziyue with a playful smile, "Godfather, hurry up and fight." , he is crazy, it is better to kill him early than to kill him later, you kill him first, and I will protect you later."
Huh, incompetent people, how can we kill Taoist Sanque? He is a top martial arts master. You and I together can't beat him for twenty rounds and we have to go to the West.
Go and wipe the leader's mouth. Look at the blood flowing from the tortoise when he eats it raw. It's so exciting. I want to eat the tortoise alive too.
"Come, come, let's share." Taoist Sanque handed the raw tortoise to Feng Ziyue. Feng Ziyue chewed it without any politeness. The two looked at each other and laughed wildly. Ji Beili was in a daze. He knew that if he didn't leave, he would be there. He might be eaten alive by two lunatics and escape as soon as daybreak.
"Two heroes, I also want to eat animals alive. You wait for me, I will go to the river to catch fresh ones and bring them back to eat." Ji Beili entered the woods and never came back.
Although this meal was unpalatable, Feng Ziyue was actually full. As the saying goes, when you are full, you will have cravings. Feng Ziyue lay on the recliner, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep. She looked at the three-queen Taoist who was sleeping like a dead dog. I got angry and wanted to tease him no matter what. What should I do?
Thinking about it, it is late at night, the cold wind blows in the wild, birds and beasts wander around the pig farm, and they fantasize about the pigs. The strange thing is that tigers, cheetahs, wolves, wild bears, lions, and pythons just come close to the pig farm and there is an invisible light. They screamed and ran around after being stung. It must have been a trap set up by Taoist San Que in advance.
If Feng Ziyue doesn't know the formation, it will be unlucky to go out!
Feng Ziyue was not a fool and did not dare to act rashly and fall asleep.
Ji Beili was wandering around the wild Grand Canyon like a ghost. He didn't know where he was going. There was no place for him to stand in the vast world. The dim moonlight and stars twinkled at the entrance of a low-lying cave in the Grand Canyon and lit a bonfire to rest. People are like iron rice and iron. They are hungry after not eating for a whole meal. They are too lazy to hunt and are hungry in the middle of the night. Suddenly, strong wind blows from the cliff above their heads. Ji Beili is prepared and flies away to avoid it. The fire is smashed, wailing and twitching. .
Watching closely, the joy blossomed. A tiger was too confident and wanted to sneak attack Ji Beili. However, it was too proud, and it quickly descended without stopping the car and hit the fire.
Ji Beili hummed a little tune and dissected the tiger. After a while, the bones were stewed in soup, and the aroma of barbecue was flowing. He smelled the fragrance of nature, ate barbecue and drank the soup. He was so excited that he sang.
The tiger's suicide attack ended tragically. The other beasts looked at Ji Beili and did not dare to approach the prey. Ji Beili howled and sang, "Today is a good day. Everything you want can come true. The river flows eastward. Hey, hey, hey, the moon is still the same." moon."
In the middle of the night, deep in the mountains and old forests, fires flickered, and he was crying, howling, and singing, which could easily attract the attention of passing birds, beasts, and people. Ji Beili happily ate and drank, alerting the attention of two people passing by. The two approached quickly with caution, and the two were half surrounded and hiding on the cliff. Looking at him in the dark under the dim moonlight, I saw Ji Beili and the two men nodding and jumping to the high slope of the cliff and shouting, "Old boy Ji Beili, please die, my aunt has the beast spirit, Bei Gonghua, Black Wind old nun, The evil fire has arrived."
I went, went, went. These people joined forces to beat themselves and it was like playing. I was scared to death if I fell into their hands. Ji Beili wanted to run errands, but his legs couldn't obey him, and his calves twisted and thumped in circles. He knelt down and bowed to the cliff, shouting in the dense forest, "Grandmas, ancestors, second aunts, eldest sisters, please spare your life, spare your life, you are flowers, you are water, you are daffodils, beautiful, beautiful." Hey, hey, Ji Beili begged for mercy and flattered him at the same time.
Caishi Sanniang curled her lips and smiled, "Go down, watch the old boy talk sweetly, don't scare him."
Come on, don't be deceived by this old boy's sweet words. He is trying to save his life by running a train. He and Feng Ziyue are very bad. You must have a good play. Don't move. Look at this old boy alone in the wilderness in the middle of the night. He was so happy in the wild, he was probably burning, killing, robbing and robbing the female slaves!
"Damn, look, there is a cave. Could it be that Beili is guarding the wind and Feng Ziyue is playing with the women in the cave?" Before Caishi Sanniang finished her words, Ziyunfeng took out Ziyunfeng and licked it and stared, " I'll make them eunuchs and kill them." She stood up and was about to rush to kill her, but Caishi Sanniang grabbed her and told her not to be impulsive.
Ji Beili looked at the dark forest at night. There was no movement on the cliff. He ran into the cave with all his strength, panting loudly, and looked at the entrance of the cave.
Hey hey, the fire was kicked out and it was so dark that I couldn't see clearly. The wind blew the trees, the forest roared, and the birds and animals chased and screamed.
