From time to time, Feng Ziyue deliberately spit on their faces, and Feng Ziyue looked at Ji Beili and pretended to be stupid, laughing.
Ji Beili shook his head and said nothing. He didn't dare to be clever anymore for fear of being beaten to death by two tigresses.
Hi hi.
Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang also kept their composure and chatted for two hours without stopping. Ji Beili shivered, "Daddy, I want to pee." Go ahead and remember to finish peeing for me.
"Huh!"
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How can this thing help? Feng Ziyue is already at a loss!
Ji Beili really wanted to pee but couldn't hold it in. His eyes were fixed on Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang. They had already noticed that Ji Beili was unusually cautious and took extra precautions just in case.
Plop, Ji Beili knelt down and cried, "Two godmothers, I can't hold it in anymore. If you really want to pee, let me go. My godfather said, let me finish his urine."
"Hoho hahaha, hahaha, it's interesting." Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang got up and wandered around Feng Ziyue Ji Beili to eat melon seeds. Two tigresses approached with murderous intent. Ji Beili's trouser legs were frightened by the heat. If you peed your pants, it would save you the trouble of not having to go to the toilet.
"Go on, you both go to the toilet. Go and come back quickly. If you run away and you two become eunuchs, we will become sisters tonight."
I'm not going, go ahead, godfather, I think I peed my pants. Feng Ziyue laughed so excitedly that his trouser legs were also steaming, and the whole place burst into laughter.
The serious atmosphere finally eased a lot. Feng Ziyue slept particularly soundly that night. He didn't know why. It was probably because Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang were blocking the door with weapons and beds!
Early the next morning, the food was fragrant. Feng Ziyue stretched, breathed, curled her lips, and scratched her chin and hair. She found Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang blocked at the door of the house. They were gone. Could it be that they were gone... Feng Ziyue Yue jumped excitedly and pushed the door open, "Are you awake? You are so happy, do you miss me? Come over for dinner quickly and see how the food I cook is like. I don't guarantee that I will go to the hall and go to the kitchen. It is certain that the beauty is unique in the world. ." Caishi Sanniang was holding a plate of dumplings, selling herself and boasting, Feng Ziyuepi smiled and nodded.
"What, you are just nodding to seek death." Feng Ziyue turned around and Zi Yunfeng came to Jin while chewing cucumbers and grinning, "You said, I am the most beautiful in the world. I am a kitchen woman who can go up to the hall. Say it quickly."
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Feng Ziyue looked at the colorful stone Sanniang who was holding a dumpling in his hand and stared at it. He couldn't offend her. He also looked at Ziyunfeng who was chewing cucumbers and was fierce and timid. He couldn't offend her. His head was still flexible and he laughed and bowed, "You are all the most beautiful." , there is no distinction between one and two, you two are tied for first place, if you two have to compete and one of you must be first, then you can only win by killing each other."
Although Feng Ziyue's words were a bit irritating, they still made sense. Caishi Sanniang was holding the dumplings and said, "Bah, hum, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." He took a spoonful of Shengshengtang, blew on it, and happily handed it to Feng Ziyue's mouth, "Drink it."
Feng Ziyue watched Zi Yunfeng blowing on the life soup so much that the water went into the spoon. She looked a little disgusted but didn't dare to resist. She hummed and opened her mouth to wait for feeding.
"Shut up, I'll kill you if you dare to drink." Caishi Sanniang kicked the bench to pieces and yelled, scaring Ji Beili and crawling out of the house, "There's an earthquake, the monster is coming!"
Feng Ziyue opened her mouth in confusion and quickly closed it. Zi Yunfeng flicked her wrist and smashed the bowl of life soup into pieces.
Caishi Sanniang happily came to the door with dumplings, grabbed two dumplings with her white and tender hands and handed them to Feng Ziyue's mouth, and said kindly, "Eat it, hey hey hey." Feng Ziyue had a feeling of final farewell. A murderous aura came over me, and from the corner of my eye I saw Zi Yunfeng pulling out the Ziyun Sword and licking it, holy shit, she always does this before killing people.
No, no, no, I'm not hungry. You eat, you eat. Hey, why don't we stop eating and go out to dance in the square?
"Bah, bah, bah, bah, you want to run away!" Zi Yunfeng and Caishi Sanniang said in unison. When Ji Beili saw that they were flirting and flirting, the food on the table could not be wasted, and they wolfed down the food.
The three of them looked at Ji Beili and smiled, and the four of them discussed their next plan while eating and drinking.
Alas, I say, Feng Ziyue, you can be considered a rising star. You destroyed the energy liquid of Hongshuigou and the Immortal Cultivation Pill of Sanque Taoist. You are the only one missing the Great Dharma Formation of Fox Ape West. As long as you kill the Demon Fox Ape, all the demons in the world will be destroyed. All the sects will respect you as the leader of the martial arts alliance. Why are you hiding in the ruined temple of the Xishan sect if you don't kill the fox?
Zi Yunfeng's words made sense, while Feng Ziyue nodded without making a sound.
Caishi Sanniang interjected, are you going to step into the devil's path and kill innocent people indiscriminately?
Feng Ziyue picked up a dumpling and chewed it without making any sound.
How could they know what Feng Ziyue was thinking? Feng Ziyue had gone through ups and downs along the way and no longer wanted to get rid of the evil and make peace. He had suffered a lot!
He also wanted to kill Hu Yuan Xi. He had learned that Xi Yuan Xi was very powerful with a big stick. His own Xuan Kun Needle was too far behind to make him look like a witch in front of others. It would be easy to kill him!
He was hiding in the Xishan Sect. The only thing he wanted to do was seize this territory and expand his power so that he could dominate the martial arts world. The Xishan Sect had an excellent location, and they were all looking for the Sun Heart Fire Stone. Feng Ziyue knew best in his heart that being a good person would not be rewarded. , he was chilled.
Feng Ziyue chewed the dumplings and said, "Let's eat. The situation in the martial arts world is unstable now. Whether we become demons or on the right path, we all need to let it go. For now, just watch the show. From time to time, add fuel to the chaos of the martial arts world and be a fisherman." Profit is the best policy.
Yes, yes, my godfather is right, you know the viper is coming to the west.
"What." Caishi Sanniang heard Hu Yuanxi grab Ji Beili's neck collar and glared. She was so frightened that Ji Beili's hands trembled and the bowl almost fell to the ground and broke. "Don't be afraid. How did you know that Hu Yuanxi was coming?"
No, no, no, I haven't finished saying it yet. It's not that Fox Monkey West has come, it's Fox Monkey West sect Fang Qingbo, Kuang Mo Tian and Feng San.
"Oh, I see, what are they here for?" Ji Beili shook his head and looked at Feng Ziyue.
Look at what I'm doing. I don't know the purpose of their coming. Their actions must be up to no good. The Wulin Alliance Leader's Mansion and the Xishan Sect are at odds with each other. Something big is probably going to happen.
"No matter what big thing happens, it has nothing to do with us. It would be good for us to get married and have children and find a place with beautiful scenery to live in seclusion. How about we enter the bridal chamber now." Zi Yunfeng pushed Feng Ziyue down and undressed, Feng Ziyue was angry. I can't help but laugh and cry!
Caishi Sanniang screamed and jumped up high, pulling open Ziyunfeng's collar and pouring a plate in, "Ouch, it burned me to death." Ziyunfeng yelled and slapped Feng Ziyue's mouth, Feng Ziyue seemed to be enjoying herself very much. Zi Yunfeng stood up and pounced on Caishi and Sanniang, tearing them apart.
