I'll make the decision for you.
Hi hi.
Angry, Zhou Jifeng jumped up and down, "How could you frame a good person? What kind of person am I? Tell me?" Zhou Jifeng pointed at Xu Xiao. Xu Xiaoyuan looked at him with a determined look and said nothing. The meaning was very clear!
Zhou Jifeng pulled out his crutch and pointed it at his head. Why did you frame me?
"Master, I didn't say anything."
That's right, Zhou Jifeng pointed at Ziyun Shangren, "Have I ever teased you?"
"No, absolutely not." Ziyun Shangren denied, Hu Yuanxi hurriedly interrupted, "Get up, get up, it's too depressing. I'm just having fun. Come on, come on, take the gold and silver jewelry to perform the mission, and I will give you a big reward when you come back. Don't worry, I have never doubted your loyalty.
Ziyun Shanghe and Xu Xiao left the Wulin Alliance Leader's Mansion with their gold and silver jewelry and did not dare to take the waterway. They rode on horseback and took a detour to the Xishan Sect via the uneven road in Dashanqi District.
The two walked to the uninhabited border of the mountains and found a mountain spring area to camp.
Survival in the wild was no problem for the two of them. They had bonfires, barbecues, and ginseng soup boiled with mountain spring water at night, and their mouths were full of oil.
My dear, look at the starry sky, it’s so beautiful. I haven’t felt so relaxed and comfortable in a long time. There is no killing or hatred in the wild. This is life. Xu Xiao leaned against the wild flowers and sighed.
"Hmph, eat quickly, eat and drink enough, and let's have sex while the moonlight is there. I haven't relaxed for a long time, and I'm just waiting for you to stimulate me."
Xu Xiao liked it when he first saw Ziyun Shangren's charm and had sex with her every day. This girl was so horny and thirsty that Xu Xiao was scared. Every time after having sex, Ziyun Shangren was sweating profusely. Singing and dancing, he kept thinking of ways to get rid of her.
Looking at the barren mountains and ridges, there was no one there, only birds and animals. This was the best opportunity to take action. It would take a while for him to hold two large bags of gold, silver, jewelery and silver notes. Xu Xiaoxin took action immediately when he had an idea. "Okay, dear, I'll go take a bath in the creek ahead, and then we'll have sex among the flowers and wait for me."
Damn you, you still know how to be hygienic and you have made progress. Go ahead and wash yourself up. I will light the bonfire so that you can come back warm and not cold.
Hey, do you think floral bedsheets or white bedsheets look better? Which one should I use tonight?
Holy shit, Xu Xiao couldn’t laugh or cry. Grandma, this bitch is prepared. She secretly brought the sheets. He looked at his body and touched his kidney area. No, he must beat the threesome bitches to death and bury them tonight. "I'll use a white one. I'll wear a provincial filial piety cloth when I go to Huihui. It's white and comfortable when I'm on the road."
On the road, where to go? Are you going to lead me to have sex among jungle beasts?
"I'm going to go, I'm going to go." An angry Xu Xiao clapped his hands and gave a thumbs up, yes, yes, yes, OK, OK, I'm going to take a shower, please prepare the white sheets.
Damn it, is Xu Xiao going to die because of his weird words? Who cares, let’s talk about it after today. If he is dead, I will go back to seduce Zhou Jifeng and play with Hu Yuanxi. Today is a good day. All the things on my mind are If it works, Ziyun Shangren's slutty bitches are humming a ditty.
Xu Xiao came to the river to take a bath in the clear mountain spring water. He smelled the fragrance of flowers and felt happy. It was dark and he could not see clearly. Many black things came close to him in the water. Xu Xiao did not notice the singing. Today is a good day, he thought to himself. Everything can be done. Before he finished speaking, three venomous pythons came out of the water and wrapped around his waist and thighs, and a gray venomous python lay on his head.
The three venomous pythons were confident that they were going to have a feast, but they miscalculated. Xu Xiao was frightened and grabbed the venomous snake head, biting and chewing it. He practiced magic and was not afraid of this venom. The more venomous snakes, the better, Kaka. Ka eats the head of the gray venom python in three or five mouthfuls, frightening the other two venom pythons to be dumbfounded and laughing. He said in snake language, monster, master, shameless, don't play according to the routine, run quickly, the two venom pythons are doing it. Get in the water and run!
Xu Xiao was too lazy to chase, so he carried the python's body back to the station covered in blood, and hung the python on the bonfire to smoke it.
After spreading the sheets, Ziyun Shangren turned around and saw Xu Xiaoguang's mouth was bleeding. He was so frightened that he flew two or three meters away.
Honey, I want something exciting, do you like it?
Ziyun Shangren was confused and curious. After hesitating for a moment, Xu Xiaofei pounced on the ground and kissed him. Ziyun Shangren was so excited that he rode him in turn. The two of them were in the wilderness, in canyons, beside mountain springs, and in wild flowers. The fight lasted for thirty or fifty rounds on the white sheets, and Xu Xiao took advantage of Ziyun Shangren to crawl and beat her to death with a single fist.
While it was dark, he wrapped it in a white sheet and threw it into a nearby ditch. "Humph, go to hell, you shameless young men." Xu Xiao jumped into the river to take a bath. At about 1:30 in the night, the bath was comfortable and full of energy. Barbecuing over a campfire, eating barbecue, drinking spring water ginseng soup, and falling asleep happily."
At about 2:40, a man in a state of embarrassment, wrapped in white cloth, wandered to the campfire. When he saw Xu Xiaohou, Ziyun Shang was furious. He drew out his sword and licked the stab aimed at his heart, and then quickly stopped. , No, we can't let him die easily, find a way to deal with him.
Ziyun Shangren put away his sword, stared straight up, stretched out his arms, and whistled. Xu Xiao was sleeping like a dead pig and didn't react. He was so angry that he sprayed him with saliva one after another. Xu Xiao thought it was raining and couldn't even turn over. He said, "What the fuck, why is it raining in the wild? There are snoring, smacking, farting, and talking in sleep."
Ouch, I was so angry. Ziyun Shangren saw that the bonfire was quite strong. A burning fire stick fell on Xu Xiao's crotch, and the smell of barbecued meat floated over the lake.
Oops.
Ahhhh.
In the silent night, heart-rending wails echoed in the valley, scaring the birds and animals into running around.
Xu Xiao slapped his crotch and rolled all over the floor. It hit two thin wooden sticks with a bang. It felt like déjà vu. Looking up, Ziyun Shangren stuck out his tongue, stared, and stretched out his hands. I want to take Xu Xiao away to travel to the underworld. .
I went, Xu Xiao didn't care about the pain in his crotch and his little brother jumped up. He didn't believe in monsters and ghosts. At this time, he was in the deserted wilderness. He had just killed Ziyun Shangren, and his mind was full of ghosts.
Pulling out the fortune-telling sign to play, Shangren looked at Ziyun jumping very cautiously, "Don't come here, don't come here, Xu Xiao is not here, I'm going to catch up behind you."
Ho ho ha ha ha.
Xu Xiao, you dare to lie to me, you are dead, you are dead, you are working, come here, follow me, Ziyun Shangren said weakly and jumped closer.
After seeing it clearly, Ziyun Shangren was wearing a white sheet and his body was stiff. He must be a ghost.
Xu Xiao knelt down and kowtowed. It wasn't me who killed you. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I didn't mean it. We were too passionate and you died.
