Fang Qingbo couldn't laugh or cry. Damn it, the madman naively regarded himself as his master. In order to see how they looked after taking laxatives, he endured it without refuting.
The three men were so frightened by Kuang Mo Tian's beating just now that they kept their distance from each other with their eyes wandering, ready to run away at any moment.
Kuangmotian could see their little thoughts, tonight was for fun, not killing, so he took the initiative to seduce them to eat and drink.
Fang Qingbo watched Kuang Motian and three men drinking and eating food with his own eyes, feeling happy and waiting to watch the show.
It was a hazy night, slightly cooler, in inns, brothels, and casinos, with people running around, laughter, and men and women chatting and teasing in the house where the madman lived.
The three men toasted and flattered each other. Madman Tian grinned and took turns touching the men.
Fang Qingbo was motionless while holding the empty bowl. She didn't dare to eat, fearing that she would suddenly become thin and die!
She was too busy cooking and was so preoccupied with laxatives that she forgot to disguise herself and get some food without laxatives.
Kuang Motian found her holding an empty bowl and not eating, and wondered, have you poisoned her?
Before she finished speaking, the three men immediately put down their bowls.
ah……!
Fang Qingbo was stunned for a second, then he realized something was wrong. He looked at the empty bowl and thought, "Grandma, I'm so stupid. I'm sure there will be a fight after Kuang Mo Tian attacks. This is the Xishan Sect, and it's causing trouble for the Yellow Wolf Guards."
Fang Qingbo gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, adding food and drinking for the sake of the overall situation.
Just now, I saw that you were eating and drinking so much that you forgot to eat. Come on, come on, cheers.
On a crazy day, the three men watched Fang Qingbo eating meat and drinking heavily. Their doubts were eliminated, and they had a drink and had a good time in the house.
Fang Qingbo cried in his heart while eating the food. It was over. He probably had diarrhea and collapsed. He was ready to run to the toilet first.
There is only one toilet in the courtyard, so the four of them cannot take advantage of it.
well!
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Everything is predicted, the laxative waits for no one, and it doesn't matter who it is. When Kuang Motian and three men were teasing, drinking, and cuddling, the laxative took effect, the stomach sank, and the door was locked. In the confinement, it was... it was really unbearable!
With howling and screaming, the five people jumped high and ran towards the courtyard.
Fang Qingbo had long been prepared to be the first to seize the opportunity to occupy the only latrine.
In the first three crazy seconds, the three bandits and gangsters were polite enough to line up at the door of the toilet. In the fourth second, they rushed into the toilet like crazy!
There was a big fight to seize the latrine. Alas, Fang Qingbo fought completely with strength. Fang Qingbo took too many laxatives and his veins were confused, so he couldn't cast his spell at all.
It's no exaggeration. The gate didn't work at all, and the spray was in a thin state. Five people were fighting for the latrine. They were disheveled, unkempt, pale, and laughing mentally.
The five of us felt more comfortable after struggling for a while. We no longer had the energy to walk and climb back to the house. As soon as we climbed to the door of the house, the laxative took effect and we jumped high and rushed to the toilet. This time, we had super powers!
The other courtyards of the inn were brightly lit and men were having sex with women. Kuangmo Tian originally planned to have fun with three men, but he never expected that Fang Qingbo would make such a move.
Kuangmotian didn't have the strength to lift his pants and lay on the tree branch at the door of the toilet, staring at Fang Qingbo. He didn't know whether to cry or laugh. He held his hand on the tree branch and said feebly, "You... are the good deeds you did!" …
Fang Qingbo relied on the big water tank like a dead pig. Only his head moved and his body did not move. She never expected that her laxative was so powerful that it made her lose consciousness!
Although she felt uncomfortable, she felt even happier when she saw Kuangmo Tian and the three men in such a miserable state, half-dead, that this time was worth it.
When she saw Kuang Motian doubting herself, she immediately shook her head and denied it, "No, no, no, it's not me. There's no one in the world who would poison himself. Look at me, I'm going to the west."
Hey, Fang Qingbo refused to admit it. Kuang Motian could only suspect that there was nothing he could do. After all, she saw with her own eyes that Fang Qingbo also suffered from diarrhea and collapse.
One thing she forgot was that Fang Qingbo ate the least food and acted the most.
Ahhhh.
It hurts me so much.
My stomach is going to explode.
The tall man ran out of the inn madly, wailing and rolling while clutching his stomach. The other two men followed closely and disappeared.
Fang Qingbo said happily, "Huh, little guy, let's see if you dare to come next time, I will kill you."
Fang Qingbo saw Kuang Motian looking at her with suspicious eyes. Anyway, the three men ran away and he could never admit that he had given the laxative.
"Ouch, let me go, it hurts me so much." She held her stomach and went straight to the toilet.
That night, they ran to the toilet countless times and fell asleep in the dark.
The three bandits ran all the way back to the station to report.
When the leader heard that Fang Qingbo and Kuang Motian didn't recognize his name, he decided to run and report to his superiors.
The bandit leader hurriedly ran into the Xishan faction's branch hall to report.
This was originally the territory of Fei Goose Poison Sword. When it rained, the Yin beast souls and Yang collected their souls, and Beigong flowers came to take shelter from the rain.
The bandit leader hurriedly entered the hall and saw other people there. He stared at his master, Fei Ge Po Jian. Fei Ge Po Jian glared fiercely, but the other party understood what he understood and did not dare to report.
Why, is there a secret hidden from us? Let's go. It's not good to hear secrets.
The Yin Beast Soul stood up to leave, but Fei Goose Poison Sword hurriedly stopped him, "Everyone, we all work for Master Huang. There is no secret. What can you say?"
The female bandit leader hesitated and said, reporting to the Great Protector that his men found two Japanese in the small town. They felt suspicious and came to report.
The whole place burst into laughter.
They all know that there are many brothels, casinos, and inns in the small town, and there is no doubt that there are many prostitutes.
Ho ho ha ha.
Everyone, did you hear that? Fei Ge Po Sword's men are really capable. They know that there are many brothels and prostitutes in the small town, but it's normal for them to report something suspicious. Do you think it's ridiculous?
The number of yang collected souls is the flying goose poison sword.
Firelight Evil Poison added fuel to the fire. In my opinion, Fei Ge Po Sword’s subordinates were bored and came to collect the reward.
After hearing the report, Fei Ge Po Jian was also very angry, "Get out of here, what a bastard, you loser."
The female bandit leader trembled and resigned, murmuring as she walked, could it be that Fang Qingbo and Kuang Motian were two prostitutes? No, the three men under her command said that they knew kung fu.
The female bandit leader yelled when Yang Suopo heard it and hurriedly stopped her, "Wait a minute, you have done a great service."
Flying Goose Poison Sword, Bei Gonghua, Yin Beast Soul, Fire and Evil Poison looked at Yang Sui Po with strange eyes, I guess this old guy is stupid.
Why do you suddenly stop the reporter and say you have done meritorious service!
"Old guy, have you fallen in love with a female thief and are seeking death?" Yin Beast Soul pulled out a flying knife from the chain and pointed at it.
Madam, don't be impulsive. This female subordinate has really made a meritorious service. It is important for her to report the situation. She said that Fang Qingbo, Kuangmotian is in the small town.
Flying Goose Poison Sword, Bei Gonghua stared at each other for a moment.
It was too late for them to kill the female subordinate.
As soon as Yang Shuopo said these words,
