Kuangmotian moved the boat and quickly turned around and rode the wind and waves to the small town. Fang Qingbo planned to go into the city to contact his contact, but Kuangmotian disrupted his plan.
Pull out the chain and double hook to kill her.
The mad demon listened in all directions and looked in all directions. He turned back and stared at her, "What are you going to do?"
Fang Qingbo was stunned for a second and said with a playful smile, "Fishing, I will fish for you to eat and beautify your face."
"Oh, thank you. Fish more, and find some men to play with us in the brothel at night. We can eat boiled fish, grilled fish, braised fish, or stewed fish."
Damn it, you sluts, you're shameless, I'll stab you to death with fishbones, I'll give you some laxatives, you'll have loose stools, I'll kill you.
Fang Qingbo thought so and did the same.
Kuang Mo Tian was rowing forward and encountered passing ships that continued to whistle to seduce men. She thought to herself, Damn Fang Qingbo, I won’t kill you now, I will educate you after I safely leave the Xishan Sect. She just saw Fang Qingbo’s actions, and she felt like a mirror.
Fang Qingbo looked at the water and caught fish with his bare hands. He caught many fish, shrimps and crabs with his hearing. Kuangmo Tian secretly admired him, but he didn't have that ability.
After receiving the goods, the two returned to the small town chatting and laughing.
Back at the inn, Kuangmotian was lying on a chair chewing bananas and waiting for the night to get dark. Her mind was full of images of men accompanying her at night. The more she thought about it, the happier she became, and she threw the banana peel smoothly.
Fang Qingbo was sitting in front of the bronze mirror making a facial mask. He didn't notice the banana peel flying towards him. By coincidence, the banana peel flew into his mouth, smelling like crazy devil's shameless sweat.
ah!
Ah!
I hate you, I want to beat you up.
Fang Qingbo returned the banana peel the way it came, and with a whoosh, Kuangmotian caught the banana peel between his two fingers, "Humph, what's the big deal, it's your honor to eat my banana peel, come over quickly and thank me."
I bother.
Bah bah bah.
I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. I'm going to make fish and have dinner later.
You go to the casino and catch three or five men and come back to eat and drink with them.
Before Fang Qingbo finished speaking, there was a gust of wind in front of him, and he saw that Kuang Mo Tian was nowhere to be seen.
Fang Qingbo happily sent Kuangmotian away. He went to the kitchen and washed the fish, shrimps and crabs, steamed and stewed them. His diligence must have a purpose. Seeing that Kuangmotian hadn't come back yet, he took out the laxatives and found in every fish dish. Put some in.
Outside the hospital, men and women chatted and laughed.
Three young men surrounded Kuangmo Tian and entered the house.
Come, I said, come the steward.
Fang Qingbo was dumbfounded. She and Kuang Motian were the only two people living in this house. Where did the housekeeper come from? How could Kuang Motian get drunk in advance if he didn't drink.
She brought the boiled fish into the house. Kuangmotian pointed at her and said, "Did you see it? This is my housekeeper. After a while, you three will go to Rock Paper Scissors. Win or lose, one of you will go to accompany her."
The three bandit men saw that Fang Qingbo was pretty, so they pushed Kuangmotian away and surrounded Fang Qingbo to tease him, "Butler, I'm here to accompany you. I'm here to accompany you too. The three men were groping around. Fang Qingbo smiled apologetically on the surface, but decided to kill him in his heart. Feed him three times and feed the dog."
Okay, okay, you can accompany me. Let me put down the boiled fish first. It's too hot.
"I'll come, I'll get it." Three bandits and gangsters rushed to bring the boiled fish.
Mad Demon Tiandu Tema was furious. What happened? All the men he had found turned against him!
ah……!
Bang, the table shattered, frightening the bandit. Fang Qingbo looked up and saw Kuangmotian glaring at him. You are looking for death. Don’t take me seriously. Come here.
Holy shit.
She was a little scared, and the bandits came close to her.
"Well, that's pretty much it."
If you be good, you won't die. I will give you money to spend later. She is my housekeeper. Without money, you will get nothing.
The three gangsters looked at each other and immediately gathered around Kuangmo Tian, giving him a back massage, foot massage and flattery.
The thin man pointed at Fang Qingbo's nose with raised eyebrows and said, "Butler, hurry up and bring the food. I'm hungry. Remember to bring the wine."
Holy shit.
I was there.
Is it a dream?
Or am I crazy and hallucinating.
Fang Qingbo pinched his own body for three seconds and pinched his thigh hard. Wow, it hurts. It was not a dream. He gritted his teeth and let out a hum, then turned around to prepare the meal.
When you get to the kitchen and see if no one is following you, increase the amount of laxatives and you will have diarrhea and diarrhea.
Fang Qingbo couldn't help but feel happy imagining the good show that would happen. He stopped being angry and hummed a ditty, "Today is a good day. Everything you want can come true. Hey, hey, hey, the river flows eastward, join the Beidou, hey hey hey."
With a smile on her face, she carried the braised fish into the living room and said, "Everyone, it's time to eat. I'll get the wine right away. Everyone, sit down quickly. Sit down quickly."
That's right, you should behave like a housekeeper. Go get the wine quickly. The tall gangster man points his finger. Fang Qingbo is happy and decides in his heart that he will be the first to kill.
Watching Kuang Motian joking and teasing the man as he approached, "Master, shall we start dinner?"
Hey, I'm a little uncomfortable with it. If you perform well, I will reward you with a man later.
Kuangmotian smiled lewdly, and Fang Qingbo did not refute, "Yes, Master, I, the housekeeper, will absolutely obey you and respect you. By the way, I heard that your husband Conghua is here."
ah!
Where.
Kuangmotian and Conghua had been separated for a long time, and they were in name only. When they heard that he was coming, they were surprised. After all, they couldn't let their husbands see how lustful they were now.
Pushing aside the three men, he stood up and went straight to the door, looking around for no one.
What about others?
"Hahaha."
"quack."
"Master, I'm just teasing you. Don't panic. Seeing how flustered you are, the price will drop."
Ahhhhhh.
The wild boar screamed and drew out its colorful silk flying belt and approached Fang Qingbo fiercely.
"Don't make trouble. You are a woman who loses your temper and makes these three men afraid of you. How can I support you? Sit down quickly, drink wine and eat fish."
Fang Qingbo glanced at the three men. The three men couldn't laugh or cry, and they were thinking, "Damn it, will this woman's husband kill someone when he comes?" They were a little scared and didn't dare to approach Kuangmotian.
The fat bandit said, sister, how about we come to serve you another day? Let me run away today. I am afraid that your man will come and kill people. I am really afraid. We can earn some money and take our lives. It is not worth it. .
The three men wanted to run away, but the crazy demon Tianwu used colorful silk flying belts to beat them. He cried for his father and mother and knelt down to beg for mercy, but he did not dare to run away.
"Sit down, eat, talk too much, I will kill you."
Yes, yes, okay, okay, rich sister, don’t kill us, we will serve you well.
The three men sat down obediently around the dining table.
Fang Qingbo walked and took a look.
The three thieves heard Fang Qingbo's name clearly.
Alas, you mad man, don't argue with me. I'm teasing you. I'll go get the fish right away. You guys wait.
The three bandits and gangsters clearly heard the names of Kuang Motian and Fang Qingbo.
Fang Qingbo brought wine and food to the table.
Kuang Motian looked at the table of dishes and nodded with satisfaction, "Not bad. I didn't expect your cooking skills to be so good. Starting from next month, your salary will be doubled."
