Fat Hong ate too much at night and had diarrhea. She ran to the toilet, ran to the vegetable garden and couldn't bear it anymore, squatting under the cucumber stand for convenience.
Fat Hong was in a good mood and sang a song, "Today is a good day, everything you want can come true."
Um.
Similar.
Everything you want can come true.
Suddenly a person was talking to him. Fat Hong looked at the dark night and thought of wild ghosts, demons, and lonely ghosts.
The tendons in my calves were pounding, and I was sitting on the stool, not even bothering to squeeze the waistband of my pants, and rolled and crawled away.
The middle-aged woman used magic to place her in a broken wooden barrel in the corner of the vegetable garden.
Don't say anything or I'll kill you.
A man's voice.
Under the dim moonlight, Fat Hong saw that the other party was dressed as a woman, with a beard and Adam's apple on his face. A guy who was both male and female appeared in the middle of the night. He was so scared that Fat Hong knelt in the barrel and whispered, "Grandpa Wild Ghost, Dad,... Second uncle, sister-in-law, devil, please spare your life, spare your life." Fat Hong was so frightened that he could not speak incoherently.
Don't make any noise. Just say one more word and I'll send you to the west.
The scene was so quiet that only the heartbeat could be heard.
Steam was rising from the barrel. The middle-aged woman looked at it blankly and laughed like a pig. Fat Hong was so frightened that she peed.
Let me ask you.
Where is the Taoist named Sanque in your house? Don't lie. I know how to kill people, and I also like to drink human blood.
"There is no such thing as a Taoist priest, there are only people who take medicine every day."
"We are a medical clinic and we only sell medicine."
The middle-aged woman looked at the fat man with red eyes, and they looked at each other, unable to tell that she was lying.
Could it be that Ji Beili was lying.
"You lied to me. I clearly saw a stranger coming in and out of your house. That person was Taoist Sanque. Tell me, where did Taoist Sanque go?"
Although Fat Hong was afraid of the guy with a beard and wearing women's clothing, based on her many years of social experience, the person in front of her was a guy inquiring about information. Otherwise, he wouldn't sneak out in the middle of the night.
She discovered that the person coming had a shadow, and it would be easy to handle if the shadow was not a ghost.
Sister, it’s normal for you to see someone in the hospital. There are more than 20 goons in the hospital. It’s normal for the master to order work to be taken to the inner room.
"Five Dynasties Rivers, Mountains and Winds"
To use an analogy, it is normal for people to come and go from your home, right?
On the contrary, you suspect that people coming in and out of other people's homes are not normal, which is a bit unreasonable.
Fat Hong got brave enough to pull the guy who was neither a man nor a woman.
When he touched the woman's arm, it had body hair, and the bones were strange and thick, not like a woman's.
"Well, that makes sense, forget it, I have something else to do today, so I'll leave first."
Where are you going?
"I feel at home all over the world, so I just want to wander around."
The woman flew to the upper room and disappeared into the night.
Fat Hong was so frightened that he was sweating white. He didn't know how he jumped out of the big wooden barrel, "Come on, come on, come on, come on, there's an assassin, ah, no, there's a pervert, the pervert wants to molest me."
There was a lot of noise in the middle of the night, and the sound was transmitted through the silent night sky. Neighbors within a hundred meters were awakened by the fat red sound.
What's wrong, what's wrong? Men, women, old and young came to the hospital holding lanterns, wooden sticks and shovels in their hands.
In the secret passage, Taoist Sanque, Bai Rui, Mrs. Zhang, and Veterinarian Lu were all enjoying themselves with their fists and orders.
Suddenly, someone shouted, pervert.
Let's go, go catch the pervert, and see if that woman is injured.
Bai Rui was the first to leave the secret passage out of curiosity, followed by Mrs. Zhang.
Just as Vet Lu was about to move, he was stopped by Taoist Sanque.
He showed a weird smile, come on, let's drink, drink.
Huh, old boy, it's so shameless to stop me from going to see the fun.
Veterinarian Lu could only curse in his heart, but he did not dare to say it with his mouth.
He found that Taoist Sanque had just heard the indecent shouting and was very interested. He picked up the wine gourd and drank directly.
Hero, no one will notice when we go out in the middle of the night. Let’s go out together to see that woman was molested.
"No, come on, let's drink and eat meat."
Taoist Sanque made an exception and poured wine for Veterinarian Lu.
Bai Rui and Mrs. Zhang ran into the courtyard and followed the sound to find Fat Hong.
Where are the perverts and who was raped?
"Me me me me."
Fat Hong indicated that she was being held against her will.
There were one or two hundred neighbors at the scene who booed and said, "Tch, you are tall and thick, and you are taller than men. You must have forced the thief into a hug."
"Let's go, let's go and find out. Is the thief still alive after being forcefully hugged?"
Laughter on the spot.
He looked around with angry, fat red eyes, "You, you, okay, I'll choose one of you guys to play with, hahaha."
Fat Hong opened her arms and grinned, looking like a true female hooligan.
The men were so frightened that they ran away.
More than a hundred women were left behind.
"Hmph, I want to feel a woman, too. Fatty Hong licked her skin and tongue."
Most of the surrounding neighbors ran away, but there were still more than ten old ladies who were very energetic and did not run away.
The old ladies were dangling, or to be precise, trembling with lanterns in their hands.
It seems that you like me, even though you are old ladies, I'll just make do with it.
The fat red beard frightened them and swayed closer. "Don't come over here. You're so scared in the dark. You look like a wild man." The old ladies said without moving.
What happen to you guys?
"We have cramps in our calves and can't move. You hurry up and stay away from us. We are so scared that our teeth have been knocked out."
Hahaha.
It’s so interesting. I’m lucky to have an employee like Fat Hong. She can ward off evil spirits and scare people.
Bai Ruile danced with joy.
Madam Zhang got angry and kicked her hard.
Kick me, what are you doing?
"I'll kick you to death. How dare you talk about other women in front of me? No, no."
Bai Rui stood aside without daring to say a word.
After more than a dozen old ladies left, the medical center returned to calm.
Fat Hong couldn't pretend anymore and sat down on the ground, "Master, madam, there was a woman who knew magic just now. She arrested me and asked Taoist Sanque. I said I didn't know. When she came back, I left."
Bai Rui and Mrs. Zhang comforted Fat Hong and took out more than ten taels of silver to calm her down. The two quietly returned to the secret passage to report to Taoist Sanque.
Taoist Sanque smiled and drank without saying a word. He got drunk that night. He drank so much that he meditated until dawn.
Taoist Sanque came to the toilet courtyard and nodded when he saw the fine sandy footprints. The yellow wolf must have been here.
Call Veterinarian Lu, Bai Rui, and Mrs. Zhang, and tell them what to do next to save their lives.
Fat Hong suddenly opened the door and entered the house, and was stunned to see the man in basket robe, Vet Lu, Bai Rui, and Mrs. Zhang together.
Why haven't you run away yet?
Report.
A few days ago, the person who sent people to the basket-robed man's house to pick up things came back.
Where.
Go quickly, shout in.
Mrs. Zhang couldn't wait to see how much money her men would bring back. A few days ago, Taoist Sanque personally promised that as long as they didn't leak the news, they would be given more gold, silver and jewels and would send people to the suburbs to pick them up.
Holy shit.
This time I was not disappointed.
Five or six servants carried three large boxes of gold, silver and jewelry into the house.
