Ji Beili's farts were too stinky, the haystacks were wet and not breathable, and the fuming wind made Ziyue's eyes dull, so he pulled away the weeds and crawled into the courtyard.
Ji Beili smiled proudly.
"Hurry up, hurry up, open the door of the latrine courtyard, I want convenience, convenience." A middle-aged man's voice came into the courtyard, and he jumped into the haystack and was stunned. The voice of the man outside the courtyard seemed familiar.
"Yes, yes, yes, as ordered, please open the door immediately." Mrs. Zhang opened the toilet door in a low voice.
The smell was so overwhelming that more than a dozen visitors covered their mouths, noses and hind legs, signaling Mrs. Zhang to close the door quickly.
The moment Feng Ziyue opened the door, she saw Huang Lang holding a three-ring ring and wearing a gray robe, and she was very proud.
He was stunned and said, wow, wow, we are saved.
Ji Beili saw Feng Ziyue dancing excitedly and saying that he was saved, he shook his head and sighed, "It's over, it's over, you've been completely frightened by the yellow wolf and gone crazy, that's fine, let's go out and kneel down to beg for mercy."
No need to beg for mercy, this yellow wolf will entertain us both very politely! Feng Ziyue tidied her hair confidently and gave Ji Beili a wink.
Ji Beili was so angry that he couldn't laugh or cry, he pulled out an iron rod and threw a knife and said, "Feng Ziyue, since you are crazy and have poison in your body, there is no point in living. I will send you on your way. You will be free when you reach the west, and maybe I can meet you again." Here are the little lovers.
"What are you talking about? Who is your little lover?" Feng Ziyue put her arms around his neck, or to be precise, she held him down and asked. Although Feng Ziyue was poisoned and had no spells, his eyes and demeanor were quite manly, and Ji Beili was a bit Fear.
"Daddy, I think Zi Yunfeng, Caishi Sanniang, Lan Feixia, Fan Yujie, Gao Feng, Piao Salan, these women who admire you haven't appeared for a long time. They are probably all dead!"
"You are crazy now. If you are caught by a yellow wolf later, your life will be worse than death. I will be a good person and do good deeds and kill you to free you."
profound.
Oooh.
Makes sense.
Then you, after killing me.
what you do?
"I, I, I am the best in the world, so of course I will immediately kneel down, kowtow, beat my back, massage and do a foot massage for Yellow Wolf!"
Feng Ziyue was not angry. It was only in line with Ji Beili's character to do this. Otherwise, "Okay, okay, then go give Huang Lang a back massage and a foot massage to beg for mercy."
OK
Come on come on.
Lower your head, and I'll kill you with a sharp knife to spare you the pain!
Hi hi.
Ji Beili could tell and do it. He drew out the iron rod and threw the knife, bared his teeth and stabbed Feng Ziyue in the throat.
I'll go.
If it were true, the consequences of getting tattooed would be disastrous.
stop.
Feng Ziyueqi pushed and shoved him, and the two of them fought each other from the haystack to the courtyard.
There were curses in the courtyard, which aroused the curiosity of people going to the toilet. Is there anyone in there?
Huang Lang asked Mrs. Zhang?
Mrs. Zhang quickly interrupted, "No one, no one. The smell in the courtyard must be a stray cat or mouse passing by. No one, no one. Come on, let's go. I'll take you to the woods for convenience, convenience."
wrong. There is movement, there is indeed movement, madam, let's go in and take a look. Fat Hong knew that Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili lived in the toilet courtyard, and she deliberately said that there was someone in the courtyard. She probably got kicked in the head by a donkey last night.
Mrs. Zhang shook her big lips angrily and blew air. It was fun to watch as her lips trembled rapidly.
Huang Lang nodded blankly, "Okay, let's go and take a look at the hospital."
They were talking outside the courtyard and could be heard clearly in the courtyard. Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili didn't bother to fight. They quickly imitated wild cats and meowed, and their sounds were as green as a green cat!
Huang Lang and his men had just reached the entrance of the courtyard and raised their hands to signal their men to stop. He showed a lewd smile and asked Mrs. Zhang, "You are right. There are indeed wild cats in the courtyard. Tell me, of the two wild cats, which one is a female?" Cat, that one is a male cat, if, you guessed it right, I won’t go in to use the toilet.”
"If you guess wrong, hum."
Yellow Wolf very wretchedly took out three rings, took off one ring and put it on Mrs. Zhang's neck. Mrs. Zhang was so frightened that she was sweating and laughing.
Fat Hong grinned in gloating.
Suddenly, Huang Lang quickly shook his hand and put a three-ring ring around her neck. Hum, you two guess at the same time.
If the guess is wrong, I will go crazy. After the rage, I may kill someone, or I may tear him into pieces.
Fat Hong was so frightened that she sang, danced and said Allegro, "Huang Huang Huang..." She was so frightened that she stammered and couldn't speak.
Yellow what?
"Master Huanghuang is so cute, you are my rose, you are my flower, you are my lover, you are my concern, Oye, Oye."
Yellow Wolf curled his lips and akimbo, looking very happy, and quickly took off the three rings around Fat Red's neck.
Mrs. Zhang watched Fat Hong singing and dancing, saying that Allegro was out of danger. She jumped up and down unexpectedly, mumbling like a dancing master!
It made everyone present burst into laughter.
The yellow wolf yelled angrily, "Stop, stop, I'll kill you for jumping around in the special code."
Mrs. Zhang was very obedient and stood motionless at the door of the toilet, giggling.
Yellow Wolf quickly took off the three rings and said with a lewd smile, "Tell me, is the cat in the courtyard a male or a female?"
Ji Beili frowned and asked Feng Ziyue. The two of them divided their duties and quickly called out the male and female cats.
"Come here, the she-cat meows."
"I'm coming, the male cat meows."
"Only in this way can we both escape the disaster."
Um.
All right.
Then I started calling.
Meow, meow, meow, not to mention, Ji Beili’s meow is really very similar to a meow.
When Feng Ziyue screams, it's really a ghost's cry and a wolf's howl, which is not excessive at all!
Listen, listen, the wild cats in the yard are very cooperative and start meowing. You two, please guess quickly, which one is the female cat's meow, and which one is the male cat's meow! Yellow Wolf clenched the three rings and stared at them.
Mrs. Zhang cursed in her heart, "You are really special and you are nothing. What the hell are you? It's a stupid thing. You want me to listen to a cat meowing. What a bullshit! I want to kill someone, kill someone!"
Hi hi.
She couldn't hold it back and shouted the word murder.
The yellow wolf glared angrily, who do you want to kill?
"Kill, kill, kill, bastard, Hu Yuan Xi, Shui Shuigou, kill all the leader's opponents, hehehehe."
Um.
Good performance.
Tell me quickly, that one meowing in the yard is a male cat, and that one meowing is a female cat.
Fatty Hong was so angry that he said, "We don't have clairvoyance, so it's no use even talking about male and female cats meowing in the hospital. After a while, when I see cats, I still can't tell the difference between male and female cats."
Mrs. Zhang said with a playful smile, "Master, Master, the slaves immediately guessed the male and female cats were meowing, stretched their necks, and listened close to the toilet wall."
Occasionally ogling at the yellow wolf, this slut woman began to plan in her mind to let herself go.
The ogling happened to be caught by Huang Lang. Huang Lang burst out laughing excitedly. He saw that the dignified, graceful and beautiful Mrs. Zhang was really good-looking.
Huang Lang licked his tongue, clicked his lips, rolled up his arms and sleeves, "Xiaoxi, flower girl, I want to hug Mrs. Zhang in broad daylight!"
