Mrs. Zhang said seriously, that old man in a basket robe looks pretty good, don't say bad things about him, otherwise I won't be polite.
When Ji Beili heard her words, he was so angry that he pinched her foot so hard that it deformed Mrs. Zhang's foot. The pain made her scream like a wild boar, and she bounced sideways, yes, sideways, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god." , Ouch." He fell down on the recliner and fainted.
It hurt when Ji Beili pinched him, and it didn't make him faint. Ji Beili was dumbfounded and stared at the motionless Mrs. Zhang. "Damn, he seems dead, let's run!"
Humph, why run?
It's okay, I can't die.
I just hit her dizzy point, and it will be fine after a while. Feng Ziyue eats bananas.
Godfather, you are so smart that you can knock her out with a banana. What a talent.
What to do now?
"snort."
"What to do."
"Just serve it cold."
"This woman is really hateful and I leave it to you. Love her as you please, love her as you please."
No, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, Ji Beili looked at Feng Ziyue with tears in his eyes and shook his head, "I don't want Mrs. Zhang."
Feng Ziyue laughed like a pig, a very lewd smile, and looked like he was in need of a beating anyway. He gently stroked Ji Beili Wogua's head and said, "Don't be afraid, godfather, I won't hurt you, I'm joking with you."
Go to the smelly ditch in the courtyard and get a bowl of water to wake him up.
When Ji Beili heard that this was a good idea, he smiled obscenely and went to fetch water.
Soon, Ji Beili was panting and came to the front with a bucket of smelly water. Feng Ziyue couldn't help but give a thumbs up, "High, really high. It seems that there are ten thousand people in your heart who are dissatisfied with Mrs. Zhang!" "
"Are you stupid? Are you a fool? You woke her up with a bucket of stinky water. She smells like stinky water. Will we still have a good life?"
"You have to fill her with a bowl of smelly water, and then prepare a bucket of clean water and put it aside. In this way, Mrs. Zhang won't be suspicious when she wakes up. Even if she is suspicious, it's okay. We won't admit it. She There’s nothing you can do about it, right?”
Ji Beili was so happy that he almost changed his mind. He gave a thumbs up with both hands and feet at the same time, "Oh, let me go. It turns out that Taoist Sanque, Huang Lang, Shui Shuigou, Hu Yuanxi and Zhou Jifeng all said that you have bad ventilation. I don't believe it. What I saw today, I saw that you have brought your bad qualities to full display, you are really high, so that’s what you do.”
Ji Beili immediately prepared according to Feng Ziyue's instructions.
Not to mention, Mrs. Zhang really woke up after drinking the water from the smelly ditch. She looked at Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili and said, "I seemed to have been knocked unconscious just now. Did you two see it?"
No, no, madam, you must be dreaming. No one hit you just now. It was because the back massage and pedicure we gave you were so comfortable that you naturally fell asleep. No, I was afraid that you would sleep for too long, so I drank it for you. A bowl of cold water.
Mrs. Zhang looked at Feng Ziyue's serious words and nodded with satisfaction. She stretched out her white and tender hands to touch his face with a lustful smile, "My little darling is the best. I'll get you two gold bars later." Reward you."
Gold bars, gold bars, I'll go. Ji Beili couldn't help but smile from ear to ear when he heard the gold bars. He hurriedly flattered her, "Madam, I brought you the smelly water just now. Oh no, I brought the cold water just now. It's mine." How many gold bars are there?”
Mrs. Zhang stretched out her other hand to touch their faces at the same time, "You both have gold bars, both of you have gold bars, come on, come on, help me up quickly."
When Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili heard that there was a reward of gold bars, they took the initiative to flatter her and helped her get up. Mrs. Zhang stood up straight, hiccupped, and a smelly smell wafted out. She looked down at the clean bucket of cold water and shifted her gaze to the table. Serve in a bowl.
Hi hi.
Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili saw smelly mud at the bottom of the water bowl at the same time.
Mrs. Zhang quickly picked up the bowl and smelled it, then angrily picked up the fruit knife and licked it, asking them what was going on.
Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili were panicking. They were indeed careless. Ji Beili looked at Feng Ziyue with a red face.
Normally, if Feng Ziyue was not poisoned and had magic, he would have admitted it a long time ago. At this time, he couldn't escape without magic, so he could only use his brain.
His panicked eyes turned to the water bowl in Mrs. Zhang's hand, and he began to lie seriously and said without blinking, "Madam, you misunderstood, the bowl is not smelly mud, that is pure natural organic product water. Drink it, you will beautify your face, and you will be young." At ten years old, hemiplegia can be cured."
"If you don't believe me, come and see." Feng Ziyue quickly grabbed the smelly water bowl and took out a bowl of water from the bucket and handed it to Ji Beili. "Here, drink it and prove to Madam that this water bowl is not dirty water."
Holy shit.
Ji Beili was so angry that he just farted. He cursed Feng Ziyue in his heart that he was not a human being and that he was too special. He didn't dare to get angry on the outside. After all, this was the Xishan Sect, and if something went wrong, people would die.
Ji Beili smiled and took the bowl of stinky water and drank it all in one gulp, smacking his lips and laughing heartily, "It tastes great."
He was bad enough and quickly pushed the bowl of stinky water to Feng Ziyue, "You can have a bowl too. If you don't drink such good fairy water, my wife will be unhappy."
Yeah.
You drink a bowl too, otherwise I'll be really unhappy.
Feng Ziyue looked at Mrs. Zhang, who looked fierce, and then at Ji Beili, who was willing to kill but not leave!
He dares to be angry but dare not speak out. Right now, his body is poisonous and he cannot cast spells. He can only endure it, endure it!
Feng Ziyue groaned like a wild boar, unable to hold his breath and drank a bowl of water from the smelly water bowl.
Pretending to taste good, he also performed extremely well, and even licked the smelly water bowl, smiling happily, "It tastes great, it's really good, it's really good, I looked at Ji Beili specially!" "
Ji Beili looked at the smelly water bowl and remembered the smelly water ditch just now. He turned around and ran to the smelly water ditch in the courtyard to vomit!
He, he, what happened?
Mrs. Zhang asked Feng Ziyue.
Feng Ziyue almost couldn't help but spit it out, and waved her hands repeatedly. She probably drank water from the bowl used by the lady. She was so excited that she got pregnant and vomited, so don't worry about him.
Come on come on.
Madam, let's dance.
Before Mrs. Zhang could agree, Feng Ziyue hugged her fat waist and twisted it. Not to mention, she, a slutty bitch, knew everything, and she danced in a decent way.
Feng Ziyue doesn't know how to dance. It's very difficult to twist. Not only did she step on Mrs. Zhang's feet, she also stepped on the instep of her own feet until it became swollen!
Mrs. Zhang was so happy that she crowed like a pheasant. She hugged Feng Ziyue tightly around her waist and smiled evilly.
"Madam, I need your help with something. I wonder if you are willing to do it?"
My little darling, your business is my business, just tell me, I agree.
"profound."
"Madam, I don't want that veterinarian Lu to bring a middle-aged man in a basket robe to heal my injuries."
