Follow the donkey to pull the cart, follow the fox to be cunning, maybe we are lucky enough to follow this living ghost and learn superb magic. We have magic to rob, extort, and steal, and no one dares to mess with us.
When the time comes, wouldn't you feel comfortable sending that vicious wife in your family to a brothel to be a prostitute, and marrying many concubines to make her happy?
When Bai Rui heard what Veterinary Lu said, he couldn't help but give a thumbs up. He especially felt that what he said about changing the eldest wife and marrying a concubine was the most beautiful.
Thinking of practicing magic, and then robbing, stealing, and marrying a concubine, they danced happily, and the two of them stumbled to the entrance of the red light cave again to take a look.
Holy shit.
Damn it.
Taoist Sanque went crazy in his practice. He grabbed the wall with his beast-like arms, and his long fingernails broke when they touched the stone on the wall. Even though he had magic protection, it was still very painful!
The angry Taoist Sanque blew his beard and kicked the wall with his eyes akimbo. He put his hands on his hips and stood on a stone with one leg. He pointed at the extremely hard wall, "You stinky and shameless thing. Damn it. You actually broke my beautiful magic nails. Don't you think I'll hit you?" It would be weird if I killed you, ah no, look at me, it would be weird if I didn’t smash the wall into pieces.”
"Ho ho ha ha ha."
Taoist San Que's howl was an evil sound that shook the dungeon and made a buzzing sound. The sound passed through the bodies of Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu. They were so electrified that they laughed and kissed each other!
Taoist Sanque cursed and struggled with the wall, scratching it. The nails of this old guy's hands are quite sharp because he practices magic. He scratched the wall, making sparks pop out.
After a while, under the busy work of Taoist Sanque, the original twenty square meters of the basement became more than one hundred square meters.
Seeing how big the room was, Taoist Sanque patted his bloody hands with satisfaction. No matter how powerful he was, he would still bleed when his body pressed against the wall, but it wouldn't hurt.
Looking at the bleeding hand, they turned back and stared at the hole. They were so frightened that Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu peed their pants. After a while, they had peed their pants more than ten times.
Taoist Sanque sneered and yelled, "Oh my God, change, change, Oye," muttering and turning back into a human form. Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu looked at the little old man in front of them and they were satisfied as long as he didn't transform.
Taoist Sanque stood on the mound and pouted, "Well, it's not bad. This room is several times bigger. Plan it carefully and divide the room into areas to capture women for your magic practice."
Decoration, decoration.
What kind of decoration is it like? I walked back and forth with a frown on my face, stood in the northwest corner and looked at the uneven wall, stretched my waist, quickly put my back against the wall and swayed back and forth, swaying, dancing and dancing like a square dance.
Bai Rui rolled his bitch eyes and asked Vet Lu, what kind of kung fu are you practicing?
Do we want to learn something?
Veterinarian Lu scratched his chin, touched Bai Rui's butt and said thoughtfully, "In my opinion, it should be a super spell. You can see that the old man's twisting posture looks like itching all over his body. Let's learn it quickly. After a while, we will be invincible with the spell."
Vet Lu slowly got up and stood at the entrance of the cave, rubbing against the wall!
Dance and imitate the three missing Taoists!
Bai Rui lay on the ground and looked at the three missing Taoists in the cave, and then looked at the disheveled Vet Lu who was in need of a beating and laughed inexplicably.
Vet Lu was about to reprimand him.
Hear an echo from inside the cave.
Hey, don’t mention it, it’s very comfortable to rub your itchy body against the wall!
Holy shit.
Vet Lu looked at Bai Rui dumbfounded.
Bai Rui said sarcastically, don't stop, just rub against the wall, you will be able to use super spells in a while.
snort.
Too lazy to pay attention to you.
Vet Lu shamelessly stared at the hole.
Holy shit.
Hide quickly and come out.
Who's out?
"The old devil has come out." Veterinarian Lu looked at Taoist Sanque slowly walking towards the entrance of the cave. It was too late for them to run away.
Bai Rui was so anxious that he trembled and peed his pants again. In desperation, Vet Lu stood at the entrance of the cave to install the statue.
Bai Rui sat on the ground and imitated the statue.
Taoist Sanque hummed a tune and came out of the cave to look at the two statues. "Damn it, when were these two statues placed here? They are so scary. I'm bah bah bah bah, you're a piece of shit."
Taoist Sanque spat their foul-smelling saliva in their faces. There was too much saliva and he immediately gave them a bath.
Cursing, he left the underground secret room.
After a while, there was no movement. Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu frantically climbed out of the cave and ran back to their residence in the backyard of the ancient temple. It was already past two o'clock at night, with the cold wind blowing and the moonlight dim.
He pushed open the window and climbed in.
Of course, they didn't dare to go through the door. If Taoist Sanque was awakened, they would definitely go to the West.
Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu easily climbed into the house and moved to the bed in the dark. After feeling at the bedside, the two of them felt a little sleepy and crawled into bed to sleep. They groaned and quickly ran to the window.
Sudden.
The house is brightly lit.
Taoist Sanque held a kerosene lamp and sat on the bed with a gloomy face and a solemn expression, staring at them with a half-smile.
Bai Rui and Lu were very skilled at veterinary medicine. They knelt down and kowtowed, "Grandpa, ancestor, second uncle, third uncle, grandma, please forgive me, we didn't see anything!"
Holy shit.
There are also unexpected gains.
Taoist Sanque could clearly hear that there was something in their words.
His body trembled and he flashed in front of them, looking up, down, left and right with more than two hundred eyes.
He touched Vet Lu's shaggy hair and said, "Your hair looks very familiar. It looks like a sculpture somewhere in my ancient temple."
Veterinarian Lu was grinning with laughter.
Bai Ruile said secretly, "What a fool, this special code doesn't look like it. We just ran out of the secret room to install the statue. Can't you tell that this old man is a big fool?"
As soon as he smiled, alas, Taoist Sanque grabbed his neck and slapped him repeatedly, making only a loud sound.
Laughing.
I'll kill you for laughing.
Go to bed early. Tomorrow morning, you two can have a good meal and then come to my room to help me get up and wash up. Do you hear me?
Before Veterinarian Lu and Bai Rui could say "heard", their eyes flashed and they were looking for Taoist Sanque who had disappeared.
The kerosene lamp in the house floats away by itself!
Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu were lying on the bed with their eyes wide open, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.
Well, I said, we have a clear division of labor. You and I must turn a blind eye when sleeping, so that we can be safe on duty.
Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu encountered the terrible three-dimensional Taoist priest called Tiantian Yingying!
Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili couldn't sleep at two or three o'clock at night at Bai Medical Clinic of Xishan School, which was a hundred miles away.
Feng Ziyue frowned and leaned on the bedside, looking out the window and counting the stars.
Ji Beili scratched his mouth, stretched, and squinted his bitch eyes, "Godfather, do you think Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu really went to invite experts or are they lying to us? They have been out for two days, why haven't they come back yet!"
"It's not scary to be brought here. What's scary is that the lady brings Fat Red Zhang Fei to harass us every day!"
"How about we run?"
Run, where are you running? This is the Xishan Sect. I am poisoned now and have no spells. If I go out, I will be found dead by Yellow Wolf, Flying Goose Poison Sword, Beigong Flower, Yin Beast Soul, and Yang Sui Po.
"Oh, godfather, if you didn't mention the Flying Goose Poison Sword, I would have forgotten about it. There is also that three-pronged weirdo. I heard that this old guy has defected to the Fox Monkey West. I don't know if he has escaped or not!"
