The two looked at each other and laughed.
It was probably about two o'clock in the night, and it started to rain again. It was dark and cold inside the stone house. They had no choice but to light a bonfire to keep warm.
The two of them were so sleepy that they didn't dare to sleep. They talked as much as possible to cheer them up. One moment they talked about Widow Li at the east entrance of the village, the other moment they mentioned Nancheng brothel and women. Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu were very excited!
well.
There’s no point in being excited!
It was raining heavily, making me feel sleepy.
Veterinarian Lu picked up the wooden sticks and chopped them into small pieces. He approached Bai Rui Xixi, and before Bai Rui could react, he used tree bark to support Bai Rui's eyes!
He was sleepy and couldn't close his eyes!
An angry Bai Rui cursed for ten minutes while Vet Lu lay in the corner of the stone house and slept soundly, too lazy to care!
Bai Rui lifted the stone high and cursed, "Damn it, you should die."
He was so fierce that he was about to smash the stone in his hand for a moment, but stopped. Bai Rui sat by the fire and sighed. He needed help. This vet Lu couldn't die.
He turned a blind eye and stayed up until dawn.
It was daybreak and the rain stopped, but they slept like dead pigs!
The sky in the early morning is overcast and slightly misty. Birds are singing in the mountains and flowers are fragrant, and birds and animals are busy hunting in the dense forest.
There are many small streams flowing, and groups of fish, shrimps and crabs swim freely.
In Bai Rui, Vet Lu stopped at the Grand Canyon near the Stone House to go straight down.
In the woods on the hillside facing the sun, two young men drew their bows and shot arrows, and harvested a lot of prey.
The young man, Fatty, was very angry when he saw that the thin monkey brother had beaten a wild bear that was bigger than him. His eyes rolled around and he quickly squatted beside the weeds and shouted, "Qingtiao, come here quickly. There are some good things here."
snort.
In addition to prey, herbs, and trees, what other good things can there be in the deep mountains and old forests? Are there any beautiful women? The skinny monkey muttered and drew his bow, aiming at the prey.
"Yes, there are really several beauties here."
When Qingtiao, a thin monkey, heard that a woman had thrown away her prey, she ran to the area near Fatty Dun. After the two looked at each other, they couldn't wait to ask where the woman was.
Fatty got angry when he looked at Skinny Monkey and looked so damn wretched.
Pointing at the pile of rocks diagonally on the edge of the Grand Canyon, where is it, where is it.
This skinny monkey idiot actually believed it. He sang and danced and ran to the pile of rocks. Fatty picked up the rocks and aimed to hit them!
Flying stones hit the skinny monkey's neck, oh, screamed, and rolled down the hillside!
Fatty followed closely with a wicked smile to see if he was dead!
The whole process between Fatty and Thin Monkey was clearly seen by the old man in blue robe with gray hair, wrinkles on his face and carrying a basket on his back.
The old man curled his lips and nodded. This is the person he wants. Only villains are suitable for him to use.
Hi hi.
The steep slopes of the valley have accumulated thick weeds and trees over the years, and the thin monkeys fell down without being injured.
When Fatty saw that he was lifeless, he gritted his teeth and pretended to come forward to greet him!
Thin Monkey waved his hands repeatedly and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's all my fault. Come and help me."
OK
The moment Fatty stupidly approached, Skinny Monkey unexpectedly stumbled, pressed his head and poked into the ditch. "You shameless thing, you are so evil. If you dare to plot against me, I will drown you!"
The two of them tore and rolled on the steep slopes of the valley until they reached the stone house of Bai Rui and Vet Lu!
The little fat man saw the fire in the stone house and ran in to take a look, "Master, master, there is someone here!"
Thin Monkey said solemnly and cheerfully, "Call me master, and I will teach you how to hunt. From now on, you must be obedient, apprentice."
"Bah, you shameless thing, you are so brave, you dare to be a master seeking death in front of the master."
The thin monkey looked back and saw the old man in basket robe touching the ground with his sword and sneered.
The skinny monkey was so frightened that he ran forward and flattered him with a playful smile.
The old man curled his lips and looked at the stone house.
You two, hurry in and see who's inside.
As soon as they entered the stone house, Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu woke up. Fatty and Skinny Monkey saw the unkempt and grinning two of them, and the four of them looked at each other and screamed.
The old man in blue robe flew and hid behind the big tree on the edge of the cliff to observe.
Rub rub rub.
Fatty and thin monkey ran out.
Master, master, master, ghost, ghost, ghost!
Run, run.
The old man in blue robe shook his body and frowned at Bai Rui and Veterinary Lu. When he saw them running towards each other, the soles of the old man's feet twisted slightly and the earth trembled, causing trees and rocks to fly.
The fat and thin men screamed and were sucked back to hit Bai Rui and Vet Lu. After the four of them collided!
Oh my gosh, the scene is indescribable. The four of them were spinning around in circles, giggling and losing their minds.
snort.
big eater,
The old man in blue robe found out that Bai Rui and Veterinary Lu were good rice cooks. The old man took his time and stretched himself, using his palm skills to blow out a cold breath. A tornado blew up and dragged the four of them to an ancient temple deep in the mountains at lightning speed. In the backyard, hang Bai Rui and Vet Lu on the clothes drying rack.
He ordered his two men to fetch water. The cold water washed over them and woke them up.
The two of them scanned the courtyard and saw the old man in blue robe and two young men. They looked at each other without any malice.
Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, old man, two little brothers, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, we are passers-by, there is no harm!
Veterinary Lu is experienced in the arena and begins to free himself!
Hi hi.
The two young men looked at the old man, Master, and it was strange that they were making excuses before we even interrogated them. The more they made excuses, the more suspicious they became.
They might be assassins, so just kill them!
Holy shit.
Bai Rui was so angry that he farted loudly and thought to himself, "The two young men are really in trouble. They were so stupid that they were about to be killed by passers-by without even realizing it. It's extremely abominable!"
He cursed inwardly and smiled outwardly.
Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, we are indeed passers-by!
The old man in blue robe frowned and twirled his beard and sneered silently, observing every move of Bai Rui and Vet Lu.
Not to mention, Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu looked much better after being rinsed with cold water.
Master, master, these are not ghosts, they are two people, they seem to be two men!
snort.
Nonsense!
Aren’t they just two men!
In order to prove whether Bai Rui and Veterinarian Lu were men, Pang Shou's men picked up kitchen knives and scratched open their pants with bared teeth!
Alas alas.
Don't, don't, don't.
I'm afraid of being exposed.
Holy shit.
Bai Rui was actually afraid of being exposed in front of four big men.
"Yes, yes, I'm afraid of being exposed, so I don't need to identify myself. We are men, just pure men!"
The fat and thin young man was holding a kitchen knife in his hand. Seeing Bai Rui and Veterinary Lu peeing their pants, they were so happy that they jumped up and down and screamed!
"You idiot, let me go now, I'll give you some face, you're shameless, right?"
"Let go, I, I will never kill you two and make you two eunuchs, including the old man." Veterinarian Lu blew his beard and glared, cursing.
Bai Rui also got angry and cursed.
They yelled so much that the two young men quickly ran to the old man at the long table for fear of being bitten.
Master, these two madmen are scolding us. Please quickly order them to be made eunuchs first, lest we become eunuchs later.
