well.
Don't go.
If you leave, what will you do with my gold bars and beauties? Those are all yours!
What?
Gold bars, beauty, Ji Beili has one leg outside the window and one leg in the back room. When he hears the money, the beauty hesitates to leave.
After a moment of hesitation, the courtyard door creaked open, and the eldest lady poked her head in and shouted with a sly smile, "Little darling!"
Holy shit.
Ji Beili was so frightened that he hurried into the house and hid behind the cupboard. Feng Ziyue also wanted to hide behind the cupboard, but couldn't hide and couldn't get under the bed.
Hey, there was a pile of debris under the bed. Feng Ziyue could only get in with his head and waist, but his buttocks were exposed beside the bed.
The eldest lady shouted to no one and smiled obscenely. She twerked her big fat buttocks and ordered the thugs to hold the door. No one was allowed to enter the house without an order.
Obey, you are the master.
She twisted her big fat buttocks, curled her lips, rolled her eyes, straightened her hair, gently pushed open the courtyard door, entered the courtyard, and quickly closed the door.
Picking two flowers, Liao Da went straight to the room.
The sky was clear and the sun was shining warmly on the earth. She was in a good mood, humming a little tune and calling softly, my little darling, are you there, are you there?
Here I come.
You must be here.
Are you waiting for me to come to you on purpose?
The eldest lady opened the door and entered the house while talking to herself.
Ji Beili rolled his eyes angrily and didn't dare to move, cursing in his heart. This bitch is so abominable and shameless. He could kill her, but he couldn't do it. This is the Xishan Sect. It's unlucky for him to alert the snake. He has no choice but to wait and see what happens. .
Feng Ziyue lay under the bed with her butt exposed and prayed for the eldest lady to leave quickly.
Hey, why is there no one? My dear, this house has been like a pig’s nest for two days. It’s really impossible without a woman. My dear, the eldest lady came to the bedside with two wild flowers in her hand. Seeing that Feng Ziyue deliberately didn't see it, he sat on the bedside in a hurry.
Alas, my little darling left without saying goodbye. It would be such a pity. I heard that Yellow Wolf sent out Flying Goose Poison Sword, Beigong Flower, Huo Guang Xian Po, Huo Guang Xiaoyao, Yi Kong Monk, Black Wind Lao Ni, Yin Beast Soul , the major guardians of Yang Suo Po secretly gathered tens of thousands of people to search for suspicious persons. My little darling is a beggar and is probably going to die.
well……!
The eldest lady was definitely bad enough and deliberately amplified her voice for Feng Ziyue to listen to under the bed.
Feng Ziyue was indeed reasonable and a little scared after hearing this.
Ji Beili was really scared. Hearing that Huang Lang sent people to search for suspicious persons at the Xishan Command, he was so frightened that he broke into white hair and sweated. His mind was spinning rapidly. Should he immediately run to the eldest lady and flatter her and give her a pedicure?
When the eldest lady saw Feng Ziyue didn't respond, she smiled slyly, rolled up her arms and sleeves, kicked him in the butt, and Feng Ziyue flopped down and rolled on the ground with an ouch!
He yelled like a baby, "I hate it. I hate it. Give me your butt. It hurts too much."
Get up, I count 123. If you don’t get up, I will eat human hot pot later. Before Feng Ziyue could get up, Ji Beili jumped and sang and rushed to Jin, "Madam, madam, look at my eyes, your eyes are beautiful." It's so picturesque, it looks like the crescent moon in the sky, let me see your eyes, your eyes are so beautiful, so beautiful!"
Ji Beili suddenly came out to sing and dance, frightening both Feng Ziyue and the eldest lady. The angry eldest lady didn't say a word and kicked him three times in a row!
Hi hi.
Ji Beili was on guard and didn't kick.
The eldest lady is a martial artist. Although her kung fu is not very high, she can tell that Ji Beili knows kung fu.
Dazed, confused, shaking his head.
You, you, you are not a beggar, you know Kung Fu, who are you? The eldest lady questioned Ji Beili.
Ji Beili had a simple mind and well-developed limbs. If he wanted to kill the eldest lady and she left, he would stop pretending and clenched his fists to hit her.
Feng Ziyue grabbed the eldest lady's ankle and smiled obscenely. Madam, she was dissatisfied. This boy really knows how to attack. He used to be chased by dogs when he was begging for food. As time went by, he naturally learned the three and five moves of martial arts. It's just self-defense. .
Madam, please sit down quickly. Please sit down quickly.
Oh, that’s it.
The eldest lady sat down looking at Feng Ziyue still ogling me like a dog, "Well, it makes sense. Being chased by a dog when begging for food is lucky. If you two don't know me, if you meet me, I will be chased fiercely by a hungry dog. You two fight!"
The three people in the room burst into laughter.
Ji Beili has rich social experience. In his heart, he scolds the madam for damning. On the outside, he smiles playfully and pours water. He shakes his little head, showing his uneven teeth. His thin body leans forward to serve tea to his madam.
He said softly, "Madam, you are so funny. It is our honor to meet Madam. Most importantly, we have to thank Bei Gonghua and Yin Beast Soul, the two great guardians. They personally said that you and Bai Rui treats us well, if something unexpected happens, it’s hard to explain!”
Ji Beili blurted out these words, and brought Bei Gonghua and Yin Beast Soul out to warn the eldest lady not to mess around, and it really worked.
The eldest lady almost forgot that Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili in front of her were treated by Yin Beast Soul and Bei Gonghua. She knew that the two hanged ghost guardians were a hundred times more vicious than herself.
The madam, who was originally domineering, looked at Ji Beili in a different light, looked at him with cheerful eyes, and said to herself, if I don't kill you, I will also play tricks on you, huh, let's see what happens.
You two, you've had a good rest these two days. Are you used to eating and drinking? A veterinarian will treat your venom this afternoon. Damn it, veterinarian, why are veterinarians so awkward?
No matter what, this guy is also invited by my Bai Rui, even though this guy treats animals.
As the saying goes, a dead horse should be treated as a living horse, you two say, right?
Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili nodded cooperatively, yes, yes.
We'll have a simple snack at noon. The vet will take care of the patient at 1:30 in the afternoon. I'll treat you to a treat in the evening and have a nice picnic in the back garden, okay?
Okay, okay, great, just do what the lady said, Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili flattered each other and exchanged greetings.
"Come here, come here." The eldest lady called to the thugs. Five or six thugs thought something had happened, and rushed into the house with their swords in hand.
Madam, madam, are these two stinky beggars bullying you? Do you need to kill them?
The eldest lady was very happy to see the five or six thugs grinning and being loyal.
Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili were angry when they saw the thugs baring their teeth and claws, so they could only hold back and say nothing.
Back off, fool around, how could my guest hurt me.
You guys go to the kitchen and let Chef Ding prepare a simple meal for the three of us.
Prepare something to fly in the sky, something to run on the ground, something to swim in the water, plus three pots of tortoise soup to replenish it, go and get ready.
Holy shit.
After a while, a sumptuous banquet was served, with delicious meat and vegetables. Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili were very satisfied with the large table of wine and meat. They were both happy. This ** lady can have such a luxurious meal for a simple meal. She must have luxurious meals on a regular basis. Plus two bottles of chili noodles and stinky tofu.
The eldest lady was sitting on the main seat, very reserved and pretending not to drink. She ate in a polite manner. From time to time, she would wink at Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili. They pretended not to notice, drinking heavily and eating meat.
