Twitching his beard, he cried and said, "Old lady, I will never dare to hook up again, please believe me!"
I'll write you a letter of guarantee, okay?
Yang Shuopo would have suffered less if he didn't mention the guarantee letter. Hey, hey, when he mentioned the guarantee letter, the Yin Beast Soul sang, danced and cursed, "You stinking shameless thing, slap, slap, slap, whip up and whip Yang Suopou hard!" The Yang Soul Soul gathers spirit one after another, and another spirit gathers again!
"What a shame, I'm not angry if you don't mention the guarantee letter. Let me ask you, have you been with me for more than 20 years?"
No, no, no, Yang Shoupo shook his head and said, "To be precise, we have been together for nineteen years and twelve months," Yang Shoupo replied proudly!
This answer, of course, must be slapped in the mouth!
It hit Yang Shuopo's face so hard that it flew away from the facial bones, and quickly recovered after flying. Not to mention the elastic ball principle, the elasticity is very good.
The Yin Beast Soul glared, pointed at Yang Suopo's right eye with a bared tooth, and said, "B*tch, when it comes to the guarantee letter, I get angry. Once I get angry, we have been together for twenty years, and we wrote it three hundred and sixty-five days a year." More than 500 letters of guarantee were issued.
It means you hooked up with a woman outside one day!
Are you embarrassed to keep me, a beautiful woman with a beautiful face and a jade figure, in an empty room?
As a result, we are all in our forties and fifties and have no children. These are secondary. The most important thing is that you can’t even count your illegitimate children. Isn’t it ridiculous?
The Yin Beast Soul picked up the whip and slapped it.
Yang Suopo didn't sigh, but was very happy, because he really didn't know how many illegitimate children he had!
A few days ago, Yang Shuopo was hooked up with Bai Rui's wife and was discovered by the Yin Beast Soul. This time, Yang Shuopo was beaten the hardest, with the skin torn and flesh torn, and the bones to be seen!
In the end, there was really no way for Yang Shuopo to call out the Yin Beast Soul and hang the ghost lady without conscience. This sentence completely freed him.
That night, Yin Beast Soul led Yang Suopo to soak in the hot springs and take a rose petal bath. The two spent a romantic night, which was originally a good thing. However, around three o'clock in the middle of the night, Hongshuigou walked into the wrong room and climbed into Yin Beast Soul's bed by mistake. When Yang Shuopo came back from going to the bathroom, he saw Zhengxiang, who was sleeping in Shuigou's arms with Yin Beast Soul, yelling!
When the Yin Beast Soul saw the flood ditch, it was so frightened that it rolled over and climbed trees!
Late at night, she mistakenly thought that Shui Shuigou was Yang Shuo Po.
Yang Shuopo was suspicious when he saw the Yin Beast Soul running away in his arms, and frowned. He knew that the two demons of Yin and Yang must lead the escort team when they come out to soak in the hot springs. These two guys are very capable. They can't be beaten to death with three or five moves. Using the nine-hole three-edged sword to attack, the two demons of Yin and Yang were self-aware and did not dare to fight. Hongshuigou was too lazy to accept the challenge and quickly disappeared into the night.
Today, the two demons of Yin and Yang came to report to Huang Lang. They encountered Huang Lang practicing in the garden, and the two hid outside the courtyard wall and eavesdropped.
Who is the Yellow Wolf? He has ears in all directions and eyes in all directions. He has already discovered that there is someone eavesdropping outside the wall, and deliberately practices martial arts to silence him.
The two demons of Yin and Yang were excited when they heard it, but suddenly there was no movement in the courtyard. The two looked at each other and frowned.
Alas, I said, old man, what kind of magic does Huang Lang practice? Why is there no sound?
According to my many years of experience in martial arts, I have never discovered no sound in Kung Fu, unless, unless...!
Unless what?
Unless the martial arts practitioner suddenly faints and dies, there will be no movement!
real or fake?
of course it's true.
The discussion between Yin Beast Soul and Yang Shuo Po was quite heated even though there was no movement in the courtyard. They were noisy and almost started to fight.
"Both of you, I'm so busy. Guess, am I faint or not?" Suddenly someone spoke above me, and the two demons of Yin and Yang raised their heads to watch.
The yellow wolf crossed one leg and stared at them with a sneer. Three rings in his hand were wandering on the wall!
It was obvious that Huang Lang was in a very unhappy mood.
The two demons of Yin and Yang are not afraid of the yellow wolf. That's just bragging. Their magic skills are superb, and they are nothing compared to the yellow wolf! He was so frightened that he fell to his knees, bowed and shouted, "Long live, long live, long live, long live!"
The two demons of Yin and Yang quickly stood up and pulled Huang Lang. Huang Lang thought that the two of them were going to use the three-ring ring to prepare for a fight!
Hi hi.
Misjudgment on your part.
Yin Beast Soul squatted on the wall with a playful smile and gave him a foot massage. "Master, try my technique. If you feel comfortable, I will give you pedicures more often in the future."
Yeah.
Master, please try out the strength of my back massage. If you like it, I will often give you back massage and foot massage in the future.
Yellow Wolf narrowed his eyes at the two ugly ghosts and nodded with pleasure. Not to mention, his bad mood in recent days had disappeared.
Yellow Wolf enjoyed it very much, "You two, please work harder. Ouch, Ouch, why do some parts of my feet hurt?"
Yes, kidney deficiency, liver failure, and Yin Beast Soul are all nonsense. She often goes to foot massage parlors and hears the foot massage parlor employees introducing pictures of conjoined feet and internal organs!
Yellow Wolf's face darkened.
Yang Shuipo shook his cheeks, grinned and said, Leader, don't listen to this ugly old witch, she is talking nonsense. Leader is in good health, long live long live, long live long live, there will never be anything wrong with you, be healthy, Absolutely healthy.
"Well, you're right. This is my body. Huang Lang nodded with satisfaction."
Can you tell me what you two have to do with me?
The two demons of Yin and Yang told the story of their encounter with Hongshuigou in Wenquan Mountain and asked the Yellow Wolf to send troops to search. The most angry person was Yang Suopo. Although he couldn't stand the Yin Beast Soul, he couldn't hold his breath when he saw Hongshuigou hugging her with his own eyes.
Huang Lang heard that Hongshuigou was still in the Xishan Sect. The old guy had been searched many times and all escaped safely, which meant that he was hiding very well. Recently, Hongshuigou had not taken the initiative to go out, which meant that he was secretly researching energy liquids. When the time came, he would take back the Xishan Sect and revive Hongshu. Pie!
Huang Lang knew in his heart that he was no match for the energy liquid. If he didn't kill the flood ditch quickly, he would end badly!
well!
Where to find it!
The yellow wolf flew to the courtyard and sat on a wooden bench in the garden, drinking tea and meditating!
The biggest reason why he was depressed every day was that he couldn't sleep well every night and was on guard against too many people, including Shui Shuigou, Taoist Sanque, Heiding Yungu, Hu Yuanxi, Feng Ziyue and others!
What he wanted to see most was Feng Ziyue.
If he could really get the Sun Heart Fire Stone, the Fox-Ape West Borderless ** Formation, the energy liquid of Hongshuigou, and the Immortal Pill cultivated by Sanque Taoist, he would look down on them all and beat them to the ground and beg for mercy and make them his slaves.
well!
Yellow Wolf knew that his thoughts were wonderful, but the reality was cruel!
Recently, Feng Ziyue disappeared as if she had disappeared from the world. He knew that the old boy Feng Ziyue was very bad, and he was afraid of lurking in his headquarters. He saw the escort team every day, and the servants and men looked like Feng Ziyue.
Yellow Wolf personally checks over a hundred times every meal to see if there is any venom!
Go to bed at night and turn a blind eye.
These days, it would be better to cook my own meals and sleep in a coffin in a tomb.
Huang Lang and Feng Ziyue were not afraid of fighting face to face and defeated him easily.
